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“xifuer，nishibeiwodejueshirongyanjijingdaolema？ai，douguaiwozhangdetaishuai，juranrangnidoukandehuibuguoshenlai。”
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“xifuer，nishibushishenbuxinga，xuyaohezheizhonggouqidazaobushenti？zheizhongshinizhaowoma，wojinizhishentia。”
linruoyiqidemanliandezhengning，nushengshuodao。
“gun！nicaishenbuxing！”
zheidaodishigeshenmeqipaa，yilaijiuhantaxifuer，natabeiziheshuijiugoukeele，juranhaishuotashenbuxing。
肾不行他个头啊！
hanluoqiaozhetui，dingzhelinruoyijingzhidelianjiadaliangzhe，ranhoushuodao。
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“………”
linruoyidunshirenbulele，lianshangdenusedunshinongliedaolejidian，paoxiaozhehandao。
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lixiangqinjinzhouzheliumei，lianseyouxieweinandeshuodao。
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“什么！”
linruoyimengdeyijing，shuangyanzhongdaizhenongliedejingezhise，wangzhemianqianluzhexiaorong，yifurenchuwuhaimoyangdehanluokanzhe，xinxiangtazheimexigebo，xituier，zhangdeyouzheimeshou，zenmekenenghuineimelihai？
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“好的，老婆。”
hanluohaizhengailechenghu，chengqishen，wangzheta，tiaozhemeitoushuodao。
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wohuishangxin？huizuoshashi？
你怕是在想屁吃吧！
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“nijuede，nipeideshangwo？”
hanluodandanyixiao，duitashuodao。
“绰绰有余。”
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tashuozhe，jiucongbeibaolinachuyidiehunyuehetong，zaishouzhongtankai，shuodao。
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“e，zheiyifen，zaishangmianweiyueyilan，qianshangzijidemingzi，ranhouwojiuzouren，quqitajiatuihunle。”
wangzhehanluoshouzhongdeyidiehetong，lixiangqinliumeidangjijinzhouerqi，yongjiweibuganzhixindemuguangwangzheta。
tayuanbenyiweihanluoshizaichuiniu，dannazhidaojuranshizhende，tahaizhenyouxuduofenhunyue。
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zheishishuochuqu，zhipameirenganxinba！
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“nandao，nishijianwozhangdetaishuai？suoyibuxianggenwojiechuhunyue，xiangjiajiwo？”
“keguanjianshiwoyebuxihuannia，zhenshiweinan。”
hanluolianshangluzhejiqiwunaidebiaoqing，duitashuodao。
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韩洛微笑着，说道。
linruoyihendeyaoyaqiechi，kandaotazheifudeyiyang，tajiurenbuzhujinwozhequantou，xiangjitayiquan，yuqibinglengshuodao。
“zheihetong，womeifaqian。”
“真不签？”
hanluoweizhouzhemeitou，wendao。
“真不签！”
linruoyiyanshenjiandingshuodao。
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