doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《wo，qianhuabuwan，juanjiguojiazaohangmuhenkaopuba！》，jinqidianjilvfeichanggao，jiangshuzhujiaoqinyushenbinglandeaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“qinchenzhendexuanzong”dadasuozhu，zhuyaojiangshudeshi：“a，wuqianwan？neizenmenengxingni……zhangyuanzhangchileyijing，lianmangquandao“haizi，wozhidaonixindishanliang，dannimeibiyaodoubaqianhua……
第11章
“shenme，niyaomaifangzi，mainali……
“汤臣一品。
“tangchenyipin？suqi，niyejiuzhidaogetangchenyipinle，neidifangdoushimingxing、wanghongxihuanzhu，zhengjingyouqianrensheizhuneilia……
yaobiliandaizhejifenxianqideshuodao。
zaizhidaoyeqiudasuanmaidefangzishitangchenyipinhou，bujinyoushifenbiyi。
“woyuanyibuzhengjing，niguanbuzhe……
“yeqiu，wokezhenkanbudongnile，turanjianzheimeyouqianle，jiyidefangzixiangmaijiumaile，douranerfulea……
“bushihenishuolema，woshitiancai，zheijinianchaogupiao，jijin，bitebizhuanledianqian，jishiyieryi，sasashuila……
叶秋装比的道。
“ze，yiguzibaofahudeweidao。yaobilianbujintucaoleju。
tahaizhendeduiduoniantongchuangdehaoxiongdiyoulegengduodehaoqi，suibiannachushiyigoumaigongsiguquan，youshougouleyijiamodougaoduanjianshenfang，jizijibanlezhangbaiwanjianshenka，gegedoushidashoubia……
xianzaihaixiangmaitangchenyipin，youshijigeyidekaixiao，zheixiaozi，niubilea。
“niyoumeiyoumenlua，meiyoudehua，wojiuzhaozhongjiele，renjiakendingmeiniduiwozheimezuisun……
“zhuoshenmejia，dangnianquxiyuzhongxinzhengjiushizufunvdeshihoujiuzhuojimanghuangde，zheixinggehaimeigaizaowanchidakui……
“cao，bushinidaiwoqudema？nibiwohaihoujini，haihaoyisishuluowo……
“keke，haohanbutidangnianyong，jirannixiangmaifang，wodangranyaobangnicankaoyixiale，buguo，juwosuozhi，tangchenyipinxianzaimeifangzimai，haoxiangjiuyouyijianfangguashoude，neidifangbeichaozuoqilaidejiage，qishiyejiuneiyang，doushixiemingxingbaofahuxihuangoumai，daduoshudoushizuke，nishoushangruguoyouxianqiandehualaiwozheibianmaifangziba……
“单身公寓？
“pei，neishiwolinshimaidefangzi，ligongsijin，wojiazaidongjiaoyihao，neibianhuanjingbucuo，jiagehetangchenyipinyemeichaduoshao……
“dongjiaoyihao？xing，nibangwokankanba。
“hao，woyihuibangniwenwen，duile，nizenmexiangqimaifangzidea，nibushianlianninvfangdonglinxuedema？zenme，juederenjiadeliangshiyitingzhubuxianile……
“ai，woshiyoushigekongjie，youge**nanpengyou，tajingchangdaqingzaodejinei**zuofan，taichaole……
“haha，nvrena，haishijinchidiannanrencaihuibanidangchenggebao，zaishangganzhedeaiqinghuibeijianmaide……
“shia，shangganzhedebushimaimai，tayigekongjieganmayaoyingtiea……
“nvrenma，ruguonihuaiyidian，youzhuangdeshuaiyidian，youzhenghaoyouqian，tamenyejiuheyifuyiyangkeyitiantianhuande……
“aiya，nizheizhananfayantaiechoulea……
liangrenyouliaolehui，yeqiugualedianhua，kanleyanshijian，jintianhaishiquxiaohongdeyiliaogongsicanguanyixia，qishenkaimen，bianxiangxialou，turanlengzaidangchang，liansegangadedao“ni，nitingjianle？
shiyouqianduoduobuzhidaoshenmeshihouduanzhegewanzhanzaimenkou，liansehenbuhaokan。
yeqiukandaotawanliderouwanzi，gangadexiaodao“nizheidarouwanzizhenxianga，shijiwodeba，xiexie……
qianduoduolikenuokaiwan，lengzheliandezhuantouzouhuiketing，pengdeyishenghenyonglidebawan‘za’zaizhuomianshang。
叉着腰，沉默不语。
“duoduo，nizheimeshengqiganmaa，shibushitingdaowoyaobanzou，suoyishangxinle？buzhiyu，yihouyoubushijianbudao，weixinchanglianxima……
“wojiuzheimejianma？qianduoduohurantaiqitou，hanzheyanlei。
yeqiuxinzangtiaolexia，zheiguniangshizhenpiaoliang，dadadeyanjing，zhangjiemao，youqilihuadaiyudeyimu，wanrumoujiafeizibeiqifule，rangrenxianglouzhutabaozaihuailibaohuqilai……
咳咳，淡定，淡定。
“biezheimeshuoziji，nishishabaitianeryi……
“……
“laoniangyijiaotisinidele。qianduoduoturantaijiao，kongchuaileyijiao，tuzituoxiebuyoufeilechuqu，luchuheisijiaoya。
yeqiuyibawozhu，batabidongdaoyizishang“lengjing，lengjing，weileyigenanrenbuzhideshengqi……
qianduoduokuxiaobude，woshizaishengnideqini，jiantawozhezijidejiao，bujinyaoyaqiechidedao“fangkaiwodejiao。sibiantai。
“woshipanishuaidao……yeqiuganmangsongkaishou，zhengyilinrandeshuodao。ranhoutaijiansidejianqituoxiebangqianduoduochuan……
qianduoduochazheyao，kanzhetaxianyinqindechuantuoxie，buyoufanlegebaiyan
“nimennanrenmeiyigehaodongxi。
腾腾腾起身回屋。
guanmendeshihou‘peng’deyishenghenyongli，zheneryulong。
“ding，suzhubangnvshichuantuoxiedexingweihenshenshi，jiangliliushijiu。
liushijiu？yibaidoubudaoa……
yeqiumingbaizheishixitongzaiyeyuta。
sheirangtabushizhenshenshi，shieshenshi……
“qingguannanduanjiawushi，wohaishikanwodegongsiquba……
yeqiukaichequlefeiyuyiliaogongsi，cishidashamenkou，xiaohongdaizheyizhongyuangongyijingdenghouduoshi，yikandaotadechelikezhangshengleidong，guleqiming……
“同志们辛苦了……
yeqiuzhuangmozuoyangdehuilehuishou。
“zheijiushiwomengongsixindedagudong？
“老板好年轻啊……
“biekannianqing，jushuotouzileshigeyi，erqieyicixingzhuanguolaide，taiqiangle，xianzaihenduogongsidounabuchuzheimeduoxianjina……
jibaimingyuangongkandaoyeqiuzheimenianqing，bujinsixialiyilunfenfen。
“hongjie，buyongzheimedadedongjingba。
叶秋看向萧红。
xiaohonghualedanzhuang，chuanzhexiuxianxiaoxizhuang，huiqunzi，luchuyijiexuebaidexiaotui，yifunvqiangrendeqishi，tingtajiaohongjie，buyouxiaodao“yexianshengkeqile，lai，wojinijieshaoyixiagongsigugan，zheiweishiwomendecaiwuzongjianhanhongfei……
yiyijieshaohou，zhongrenbiankaishijinrudasha。
jimingsaodidayedamalikejinchangkaishiqingsaodimianshangdecaihua。
turan，renqunzuiqianmiandeyeqiuyigejichache，bokairenqun，qiangguodamashouzhongdesaozhoudao“jiejie，rangwolaibangnisaodiba。
“xiaohuozhizuizhentian……baojiedamajiaoxiuyixiao。
yourenbangmangzirangaoxing，yebuzulan。
yeqiunazhesaozhoukaishisaodi……
“ding，suzhuyouzuoleyijianhaoshi，jiangliwubaiwan。
“yedongshi，nizenmenengganzheizhonghuoni，rangbaojieayimenganjiushile……
jianxinlaidedagudongdangzhongsaodi，xiaohong、caiwuzongjiandengrenheleyitiao，ganmangquandao。
xinxiang，dalaobanzenmediyitianlaigongsishichajiuganqilebaojiedegongzuo？shenmepihaoa。
“buyong，wosaowandizanmenzaiqucanguangongsibuchi……yeqiuzhuanxinsaodi，meikantamen。
“yedongshi，rangwomenlaihaole……
“dui，jiaojiwomenba，dalaobanninianqingrentixu，jiaojiwomenzhongnianrenganzheihuoba，nilaokuaishanglou……
zhongrenfenfenquanyeqiu，jiandoumeiyong，zhinengzijiyejiarusaodidexingyezhong，zhayanjian，dashamenkouyizhonggaocengnazhesaozhou、boji，qinglidimian，zhiweidihezhongcenglingdaoliansaodidejihuidoumeiyou，zhinengfuzecahan、dishui、daolaji。
putongyuangongkandegandongbuyi，xindongshinianshaoduojin、rexin、shanliang……
suzhihexiuyangtaigaole，wodeng**si、xinnvbibuguoa。
爱了爱了……
xiaohongyibiansaodiyibianxiangyeqiuzheiyizhaoguanlixuelihaia，gongsizuidagudongsaodi？duomede‘pingyijinren’，yixiazijiuhegongsiputongyuangonglajinlejuli，luhuolejicengdehaogan，zhenbukuishijiaohuadeyaobiliandehaopengyou，yuzhiyiyangdexuwei、jianzha……
tanazhidaoyeqiubangdamasaodishiyinweiyouxitongjiangli，erbushiyinweiguanlixue，tahaizhenmeineiyishi，chuncuixihanqianeryi。
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