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yeyelianmanglazhewohoutui。
“dong，dongdongdong，dong，dongdong，dongdongdong……”
jiuzaizheishi，waimianchuanlaileqiaomensheng。
zheiqiaomenshengdejiezouhenshitebie。
yeyeyijing，lianmangyibawuzhuwodezui，bawozangdaolechuangduxiamian，bingcoudaowodeerbianshuo，“nibuxiangyeyesi，jiubiehangsheng。”
yeyeshuowanzheihua，youbamayiguixiangdisongjilewo。
woxinliyizhenzhenjinzhang，zheidaodishizenmeyihuishi？
yeyenaqicaidao，dakaifangmen。
yinweiwoduozaichuangduxiamian，genbenkanbudaowaimian，suoyizhinengtingshengyin。
yeyeduizhelairenchenshengshuodao，“xingzhangde，nibieqirentaishen！bawobijile，wodabulebalaominghuochuqugennipinle。”
“hehe，wokeshibanglenidamang，nijiuzheimeganxiewozheigejiumingenren？”yigeyincecedelaotoushengyinchuanlai。
zheishengyinwoyiqiancongweitingguo，feichangmosheng。
“感谢你？”
“nandao，laocunzhanghefanglaosui，tamendoushinishaside？”
woyeyedeyuqimingxianjinzhangleqilai。
yincecedelaotoudandanyixiaodao：“zheibuzhengshinixiangyaodema？xianzaiwobangnishaletamen，keyishuo，shiwobangnijiechulehouhuanzhiyou，zuoweishixiongdi，nishibushiyeyinggaibangwoyigemanga？”
“哼！”
yeyelenghengyisheng，“zhangcuihuaazhangcuihua，jishinianbujian，nidelaolianbianhoule。woshifucongtoudaoweijiumeikanshangguoni，nihaihaoyisishuoshiwoshixiongdi？”
“xingle，wolandehenishuofeihua，nizheifengxinshishenmeyisi？haiyounichuxinjilvdelaizhaowo，daodixiangganshenme？”
yeyedeshengyindaleqilai。
yincecedelaotouzhangcuihua，yiranbujibumandeshuodao：“shixiong，zuorenhebizheimeguojini？woruguoyaohaini，nimenyesunliangzaojiusile，nijiusuanbuweizijixiang，yeyaoweinineibaobeisunzixiangxiangba？”
“xingzhangde，niganweixiewosunzi，wohenipinle！”
爷爷急了。
wolianmangjiuyaocongchuangdulimianzuanchulai，heyeyeyiqiduifuzheigezhangcuihua。
kezheishi，zhangcuihuaquexiaodao：“xinglexingle，woyikaishijiushuole，womeiyouhainideyisi。wobangnishalelaocunzhanghefanglaosui，zheigeenqingniwanquankeyibudanghuishi。danshifudesiyin，nizheigezuotudidezongbunengyebuguanbuwenba？”
tingshangqu，zhangcuihuaqueshimeiyoueyi。
yeyedunledun，“zheixienian，nandaoniyizhizaizhuichashasiwoshifudexiongshou？”
“没错！”
“wozhangcuihuadeweiren，shixiongnishizhidaode，youenbibao，youchouyebibao，weileqinren，wokeyiqusharenheren。”
“shifusuiranqiaobushangwo，danbuguanzenmeshuo，wozheitiaomingshitajianhuilaide。suoyi，buguantachengbuchengrenwoshitatudi，wodourentazuoshifu，tadesiyinwoyeyizhizaicha，bingqiechadaolezhongyaodexiansuo。”zhangcuihuatingdunleyixia，“shuolezheimeduo，wokoukenannai，shixiongnijiubudasuanrangwojinwuzuozuo？”
yeyelenghengyishengdao：“pengyoulaile，dangranyaohaohaozhaodai，dannixianshuoqingchu，neifengxinlimiandebaiyan，daodishizenmehuishi？”
“neibushiyan，ershifen，keyirangshengmingxunsushuaijie，haiwufachachusiyindeshiyafen，wozoudecongmang，batadiuzailemaocaopengli，kebushifangzaineilisongjishixiongnide。”
zheifengxin，queshishiyeyejianhuilaide。
“hao，haoba，buguonideshijianbuduo，cunlirenhenkuaijiuhuihuilai。”
yeyezhuanshen，rangzhangcuihuajinwu。
wokandaoyishuangchuanzhebuxiedejiao，zoudaolezhuozipangbian，“zheigeshiyafen，qishishiwoyongshifudeyachitilianchulaide。”
“nishuoshenme，nishuoshifutabianchenglejiangshi？nihai……”
爷爷再次急了。
zhangcuihuaquedandanhuiyingdao，“shifusihou，nixiashanqule，kewoqueyizhishouzaishifufenqian。diertianyeli，wohurantingdaofenliyoushengyin，woyiweishifuhuole，zhenshigaoxinghuaile，wolianmangbafenbakai，kedakaiguancaihouwoquekandaoshifubianchenglejiangshi。”
yeyedaduandao，“zheibukeneng，shifuxiazangdedifangshiyangjizhidi，shishifushengqianzijixuandefendi，meiyouyinqideziyang，shifutajuebukenengbianchengjiangshi。”
“你错了！”
zhangcuihuazhuanshen，shenxilekouqidao：“shifushizhongleshiyafendeduersi，zheishiyafenzuyirangrenherendoubianchengjiangshi。weilezhaodaoxiongshou，weilerangxiongshouyesizaishiyafenduzhishou，wozoufangledabangezhongguo，qulesanshiduogemenpaiancha。gongfubufuyouxinren，wozhongyuzhaodaolehaishifudezhenxiong。”
“tashishei？”yeyemangwen。
zhangcuihuazoudaoyipangzuolexialai，zijidaocha：“zhejiangyijingfengshuixuehui，qizongzhangmenren，wangzhangtian。”
“zheigerenwozhidao，tabaifangguoshifu，tademianxiangfeichangnitianxionge，ketaweishenmeyaohaishifu？”yeyezuozailechuangbian。
zhangcuihualengxiaoyisheng，“shixiong，nihaijideshifushuoguoguiqishuma？”
“tingshuoguo，erqieshifujingchangshuo。”yeyehuiying。
zhangcuihuahelekoucha，zaicilengxiaodao：“shishishang，shifuliujinidemayiguixiang，neishangmiandeqigongzhishirumengongfu，feichangfuqian。zhenzhenglihaideqigongshiguiqishu，zheishiyimenkeyichiguihuaqidemishu。neiwangzhangtiandesharendongjizhengshizheibenguiqishu。”
“这……”
爷爷陷入了沉思。
zhangcuihuayouheleliangkoushui，“shixiong，wangzhangtiandeshilihenda，woyigerenbushitadeduishou，suoyiwoxiangqingnibangmang。niwodouzheimeyidabanianjile，zaibuweishifuzuodianshi，womenkejiumeijihuile。haiyou，woruguoyaohainidesunzi，zaozaifendilimianjiudongshoule。”
“suoyi，qingshixiongnixiangxinwo，wozhiyouyigemudi，neijiushishasiwangzhangtian，duohuishifudeguiqishu。”
“danruguoshixiongnizhiyibuken……”
zhangcuihuadunledun，yuqiyinsendao：“duiyubuxiaozhitu，woyezhiyoutishifuqinglimenhule。”
yeye“hu”deyishengzhanleqilai，“nifangpi，shifudeshiwozenmekenengbuguan？hao，woxianzaijiushoushidongxigenniyiqiquzhejiang。”
“好！”
zhangcuihuayezhanleqilai，“woliuzaizheihuijinitianmafan，xiawusidian，wozailaochezhanpangbiandehualianchaoshimenkoudengni。”
“haiyou，wodiyicijiandalei，yemeishenmenadechushoudedongxi，zheigesuanshijianmianli。”
zhangcuihuayiwanyao，jiangyikuaiyupeitaijitumoyangdeyufangzailedishang，yejiushiwodemianqian。
yeyeyileng，“zhei，zheibushishifuyishideneikuaiyuma？”
“meicuo，shiwodangniantouzoude，xianzaizhenghaojidalei，zanmenguixiangpaidedisanshiliudaichuanren。duile，daleideguixifubeiwozangzailenijiazufenpangbiandegaodishang，zhiyaoguoqubalefenshangdeqingzhu，tayejiukeyizhonghuoziyoule。”
zhangcuihuashuowanzheihua，zhijiezhuanshenlikai。
yeyegendaomenkou，kanzhezhangcuihuadebeiyingzhengzhengfadai。
wocongchuangduxiazuanlechulai，kandaolezhangcuihuadebeiying，xiaogezi，yishenhuisepojiubuyi。toushanghaidailegecaomao，shizudezhuangjiahanmoyang。
yeyezhuanshen，kanlekanwo，youkanlekanshoulidetaijiyu。
wowenyeye，“yeye，tadehuakexinma？ninbuhuizhendeyaoquzhejiangba？”
yeyezoudaoyizipangzuolexialai，sisuopianke，huranzhangzhangdeshulekouqidao：“dalei，yeyekaokaoni，nijuedezheigezhangcuihuazenmeyang？”
我不由怔住了。
“yeye，nizheiwentiyetainanhuidaleba？wozhishitingtashuolejijuhua，kanlegebeiying，zhengliandoumeikandao，wonanengzhidaotazenmeyanga？”
爷爷摇头。
“niya，kanshuburenzhen，zheiyangzenmenengxing？”
“wofanixiawuqunidajiujia，shujiaqijian，renrenzhenzhen，jiwobamayiguixiangbeishu，xuetou。”
wobamachangnianzaiwaidagong，hedajiujiadeguanxibingbuzenmejinhu。
wozhidao，dajiushixiuzixingchede，jiumazaifuzhuangchangdadazagong，tajiayigenverjinnianshanggaoyi，pingshiduiwobulengbure，suoyiwojiusuanxiandekanmayipashu，yebuhuiqutajia。
budengwokaikou，yeyeyoudao：“kanxiang，buzhishikanlian。rentigechudoutouluzheminglimima，congbeijingdaoshengyin，shenzhixiechulaidezi，yigentoufa，dounengkanchuxuduowentilai。”
“biruzheizhangcuihuayincecedeshengyin，keyitingchutashigeyinqihenzhongderen，yinqizhongderenzuidadetedianshizhongxinji，chengfushen，suoyizheizhongrenshuodehuazuiduozhikeyixiangxinyiban。pingshizuihaobuyaodezui，yinweizheizhongrensharenbuyongdao，gezhongsuanjirangnifangbushengfang。”
“nizaikantadebeiying，youzhongdunshi，hanhoudeganjue，zouluyehenchenwen，zheikeyikanchutazheigerenzaiganqingfangmianhaishikexinde，dannihaiyaozongheqilaikan，zheilizuizhuyaodeyidianjiushitadecaomao。”
“minglizhong，weishenmenanrenyaokanetou，nvrenyaokanxiaba？”
“nanrenweiyang，etoujiuhaobitianchuang，shiyigerenjieshouyangqidedifang。”
“nvrenshuyin，xiabaweijuyindedifang。”
“ketani，yigenanren，zhengtiandaizhecaomao，yangqizhedang，yinqiyuelaiyuezhong，yinqizhongdaoyidingdechengdujiuhuizhuanhuachengshaluzhixin，suoyitasharenruma，shirenmingruwanwu，zheizhongrenjiduxiongxian，suoyiniyihouqianwanqianwanyaofangzhezheizhongren。”
“buguonifangxin，yeyezheiciquzhejiangshibuhuiyoushide，tazaiwozheihaizhetengbuchushenmehuayanglai，nibuxuyaoweiyeyedanxin，zhiguanxuehaomayiguixiang。”
“yeyehuilaizhihou，ziranhuiquxuexiaozhaoni。”
shuowanzheixie，yeyerangwoquzufenpangbiankankan，baguixifujiuchulai，tazijizeshoushiqilexingli。
救媳妇要紧！
wolianmangpaoquzufenneibian，zaizufenbuyuanchuhaizhenyougetudui，shangmianzhalegenyimiduozhangdeqingsezhuzi。
wozhijieguoqubaleqingzhu。
qingzhugangbeibachu，woshenpangjiuqileyizhenyinfeng，neizhongshuxideyinsenganjueyouhuilaile。
kedengwohuidaojiadeshihou，yeyejuranyijinglikaile。
taliuxialeyifengxin，zhufuwoyidingyaozhaoguhaoziji，xuehaomayiguixiang，bingzaisanyaoqiu，rangwolikequdajiujiaguoshujia。
tahaijiwoliuxialeyigecunzhe，limianyouwobanniandeshenghuofei。
chucizhiwai，haiyouneikuaitaijiyu。
jiuzaiwoaonaoyeyeweishenmezheimejizhezoudeshihou，menwaichuanlaileyizhenjicudejiaobusheng。
wozhuantouyikan，laizhejuranshiwangcunzhang。
wangcunzhangqichuanyuyu，mantoudahan，“dalei，niyeyeni？buhaole，laocunzhangdeshitibujianle，taerziyebeishenmedongxijihuohuoyaosile！”
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