jingcaixiaoshuo《wuqishifensan》，xiaoshuozhujiaoshiguziyijiangwanyu，wenzhangchongmanjiqing，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，yikanjiushangyin。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuan“shushuayizoudezao，niyigerenzaiguowaidapinkendingchilehenduoku，wozhishixiangzhewomenqingmeizhumayichang，xiangduobangbang……
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yixiangdaozuotianjiefengyanshangfashengdezhongzhongshiqing，wozhijuedetougengtengle。
nandaoshiwobahuashuodehaibugouqingchu？
wozheiyangxiangzhe，jiangwanyudedianhuajiudaleguolai。
“ziyi，nixinglema？gongzuoshangdeshiqingshoudaoxiaoxileba？xiawufangbiantantanma？wokaicheguolaijieni。”
wozhijuedeyanqianliangyanyihei。
ganqingzuotianshuodeneixiehuaquanshiduiniudanqinle？
taxiangshimeichajuedaorenhebuduijing，yuqiyirujiwangdeqingrou，shenzhihaidaizheyisibuyichajuedeai。
yiqianwomentanlianaineihui，tazonghuiyongzheiyangdeyuqigenwoshuohua。
zhishixianzaiyiqiedoubianle。
她有丈夫。
womendeshenfenyebushihezheiyangxiangchu。
“buyongle，wokeyizijidacheguolai。”
“haiyou，ninengbunengbiezongzaiwodeshiqingshangshanzuozhuzhang？mingzhidaowoxianglaidoushiyigegongsifenmingderen，haifeiyaobawodegongzuoqianchejinqu？”
“niyaoxiacizaizheiyang，womenlianpengyouyemeidezuole。”
woqiangyazhexinlidenuyi，xiangyaobahuashuoqingchu。
taquexiangmeizhangnaoziyiyangyoujixuzhuiwen:
“keshijintianwaimianxialehaodadeyu，nizijidachehuibufangbian，haishiwoguolaijieniba。”
wozhenggerenbeiqixiaole，haobuliuqingdehuiduileyiju:
“niyaozhenzheimexian，zenmebusongnizhangfushangban？”
dianhuaneitouchenmolebanshanghoucaiwen“ziyi，shibushixijinanzhaonishuolexieshenme？”
“tashuodeneixiehuanibuyongfangzaixinshang，wodoujitashuolejintianyougongzuo，meikonggentayiqiguoshengri，yezhenbuzhidaotayigedananrenzaijiaoqinggeshenmejing，juranhailaizhaonimafan。”
“jiuyigeshengrieryi，youbushishenmeteshuderizi，youbushiworangtazhunbeineixiejingxide，shitataiziyiweishile。”
woshenzhiyouneimeyishunjianhuaiyizijitingcuole。
zheishiyigezhengchangrengaishuochulaidehuama？
renwukerendewoduizhedianhuaneitoujiushiyidunchouma:
“jiangwanyuninaozishibushibeilvtile？youkongdehua，wozheibianjianyiniqushenjingwaikekankannaozi。”
taxianranshimeixiangdaozijihuizaoyidunma，dunshiyelailepiqi:
“guziyi，woteyifangqiguoshengri，guolaijienitanhetong，nimawo？”
gezhepingmuwodoumeirenzhufanlegebaiyan。
“manijiumani，nandaohaiyaotiaorizi？linbuqingdezhutou。”
“nifangzhenizhangfujinizhunbeidejingxibuguan，woyigewuguanjinyaoderenshangbanfangbufangbianguannishenmeshi？”
dianhuaneitouchedimeilesheng。
wobeiqideyouxiexingeng，zhengdasuanguaduandianhua，queyoutingdaoneitouchuanlaitadaizheshitandeshengyin。
“ziyi，nishibushishengqile？”
woyishibanhuierdoubuzhidaogaishuotanaozishizhendeyoubing，haishiweineigexiongdigandaobuzhi。
womeizhisheng，jiangwanyuquezaidianhuaneitouzhudongjieshileqilai。
“ziyi，wozhidaonizaishengqi，danwozuozheiyiqieyemeiyoubiedeyisi。”
“shushuayizoudezao，niyigerenzaiguowaidapinkendingchilehenduoku，wozhishixiangzhewomenqingmeizhumayichang，xiangduobangbangnieryi。”
“woxiangrangnizhidaoniconglaidoubushiyigeren，niyekeyiduoduoyikaoyixiawo。”
我没忍住冷笑出声。
jiusuanwoguodeburongyi，neiyeshiwozijideshiqing，hetayoubanmaoqiandeguanxi？
wolandegentazheizhongrenlangfeikoushe，zhidandanhuileyiju:
“butingbutingwangbanianjing。”
jiangwanyubeiwoyouyanbujindetaidujiqijile，yuqiyouxiebuyue。
“ziyi，wozaijieshideshihouninengbunenghaohaoting？”
“woyeshibanidangqinrencaihuiyixinxiangzheni，ninengbunengbiegenwonaole？”
妻子酒后越界，下场比鬼还惨
作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
作者：加勒比海怪
栏目：都市
