kafeitudoubeiweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandechuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《wo，qitongweizhizi，kaijujutouhandongfeng》，zhujiaoqimingxuanqitongweidegushichongmanlexuanyiheshenmi。gushizhongdeqiyuhetiaozhanrangduzheyubabuneng，meiyiyedouchongmanlejingxihemituan。zheisigezi，xiangshiyijizhongchui，henhendizazailexiaozhangdexinshang。tazhidao，liangqunfengzheishitielexinyaowangsilizhengqitongweile！guaduandianhua，xiaozhangliansetieqing，……。
diyizhang：hunguijiulingniandai
qimingxuanganjuezijixiangshibeiyiwanfudegaoyadianhenhendichouleyixia，hunshenmeiyigemaokongdouzhakaile，ranhoujiushiyipianqihei。
“malegebazide，nage**ganyinlaozi！”
zheishitahunguoquqianzuihouyigeniantou。
zaizhengkaiyan，naoguazihaishiwengwengde，xiangshiyoujibaizhicangyingzailimiankaipaidui。
“**……”
taxiangchengqishenzi，quefaxianhunshengensanlejiaside，shaoweiyidongjiutengdetaziyaliezui。
“si……zheipodifang……”
yingruyanliande，bushitaneizhangshufudeximengsidachuang，yebushiyiyuanlineiguzixiaodushuiweier。
zheishiyijian……tupifang？
qiangbishineizhonghuangnihude，youdedifanghailuzhelimiandemaicaoganzi。wudingshiheihuhudemutouchuanzi，shangmianhaidazheyicengkanbuchuyuanlaiyansedeyouzhanbu。
yiguzichaoshifameideweier，jiazazhedandandechaihuoyanwei，zhiwangtabikonglizuan。
“什么鬼地方？”
祁明轩有点懵。
tajidezijizhengzaidiannaoqiankan《renmindemingyi》dajieju，kandaoqitongweizaiguyinglingyindanzijin，qidetayipaizhuozi，jieguopengdaoleshoubiandekele，sajinlechazuo……
ranhou，jiumeiyouranhoule。
“nandaolaozibeidianle，ranhoubeinagebukaiyandebangpiaole？”
tahuanglehuanghaiyoudianyunhudenaodai，daliangzhesizhou。
wuliguangxianhenan，zhiyouyishanxiaoxiaodemuchuanghu，shangmianhuzheyicengfahuangdechuanghuzhi，mianqiangtoujinlaiyidianerguang。
wujiaobaizheyizhangdiaoqidemuzhuo，zhuoshangfangzheyigediaolecidetangcigangzi，shangmianhaiyinzhe“zengjizuikeaideren”jigehongzi。
pangbianshiyibaqueletuiyongzhuantoudianzhedemuyizi。
zheitamashinageqiongshangougoulidechangjing？
“有人吗？！”
qimingxuanhanleyisangzi，shengyinyoudianshaya，erqie……tingzhezenmeneimenen？
taditoukanlekanzijideshou。
小！
太小了！
zheijueduibushitayigeershiduosuichengnianrendeshou！
pifudaoshitingbaijing，shouzhiyesuanxiuzhang，danchicunmingxiansuoshuilebuzhiyiquan。
taxinligedengyixia，yigehuangtangdeniantoumaolechulai。
不会吧……
tazhengzhazhecongneizhangpuzhecubuchuangdandeyingbanchuangshangpaqilai，jiaoyizhandi，chadianmeizhijieguile。
腿软。
而且这床也太矮了！
tafuzheqiang，liangliangqiangqiangdizoudaowuliweiyiyimianguazaiqiangshangde，bianyuandoushenglexiudexiaopojingziqian。
jingzilideren，rangtadaoxiyikouliangqi。
“**！”
yizhangzhiqiweituodeshaonianlianpang，dagaiyejiushisansisuideyangzi。meiqingmuxiude，yanjingdaoshitingliang，jiushilianseyoudiancangbai，zuichunyemeishaxuese。
chuanzheyijianxidefabaidejiubuguazi，kuziyedalehaojigebuding。
这……这是谁？
这不是老子啊！
祁明轩彻底傻眼了。
tataishoumolemojingzilineizhangmoshengdelian，jingziliderenyezuozhetongyangdedongzuo。
bingliangdechugancongzhijianchuanlai。
“mingxuan！xuanyazi！nixingle？”
yigedaizhenongzhongdifangkouyindenvshengcongmenwaichuanlai，jinjiezhe，“zhiya”yisheng，pojiudemumenbeituikaile。
yigechuanzhelanbuyishang，toufasuibianwanlegejidezhongnianfunvduanzheyigehuolekoudecucidawanzoulejinlai。
takandaoqimingxuanzhanzaijingziqian，lianshangluchuyisixise，dangengduodeshixinteng。
“aiyowodeer，nikesuanxingle！hesiniangle！”
funvkuaibuzouguolai，bawanwangzhuoshangyifang，shenshoujiulaimoqimingxuandeetou。
“haitangbutang？douguainidie，feirangnixiahemoyu，jieguofaqishaolai，hunshuileliangtianliangye，chadianbaniangdehunerdouhefeile！”
qimingxuanbeitayilianchuandedongzuohehuayujizamengle。
娘？
轩伢子？
tanaozili“hong”deyixia，xiangshibeileipile。
他想起来了！
祁明轩！
祁家村的！
taneigebianyilaodiejiaoqixiangqian，taniangjiaowangguixiang！
erta，haiyouyigezaishengchenghandongdaxueshangxuede，tebieyouchuxideqinshushu——qitongwei！
“我……我日啊！”
qimingxuanzhijuedetianxuandizhuan，chadianyi**zuodishang。
他穿越了！
erqiehaichuanchengle《renmindemingyi》li，neigebeiqingyingxiongqitongweideqinzhizi！
wangguixiangkantalianseshabai，yaoyaohuanghuangde，ganjinfuzhuta。
“xuanyazi，nizale？shibushihaibushufu？kuai，kuaihuichuangshangtangzhe！”
qimingfonctionsxuanbeitaniangbanfubananzhehuidaolechuangshang。
tanaozililuanchengleyiguozhou。
祁同伟！
neigecengjingdejiduyingxiong，handongdaxuedezhengfajiaozi！
neigeweilezunyanheqiantu，budebuxiangquanliditou，beipoqulezijibuaidelianglu，zaigongantingzhangdeweizhishangkukuzhengzha，zuihouqueluodegeguyinglingshangyindanzijindebeicanxiachang！
“shengtianbanzi”qitongwei！
yimumudianshijulidehuamian，cikerutongdianyingkuaifangyibanzaitanaohaizhongshanguo。
梁璐那张倨傲的脸。
gaoyuliangneiju“womendoubuyaozuojingzhidelijizhuyizhe”dexuweishuojiao。
zhaoruilongneifuwufawutiandexiaozhangqiyan。
haiyouhouliangpingneikansizhengyilinran，shizedaizhejifen“hebushiroumi”deshenpan。
zuihou，shiqitongweineishengjuewangdenuhou：“qu**laotianye！”
yijineiyishengxiangcheshangudeqiangxiang。
“不……不行！”
qimingxuanmengdicongchuangshangzuozhileshenzi，yanshenlichongmanlexuesi，bawangguixiangheleyitiao。
“xuanyazi，ni……nibiehenianga！”
“wobunengrangtazhongdaofuzhe！”qimingxuanyaozheya，quantouzuandesiside，zhijiadoukuaiqianjinroulile。
jiranlaotianyerangtachuanchengleqitongweidezhizi，neijiujueduibushirangtalaikanxide！
tayaogaibianqitongweidemingyun！
tayaorangneigecengjingdeyingxiong，buzaibeineixieazaderenheshibidaojuelu！
tayaorangqitongweizhenzhengdi“shengtianbanzi”！
“shenme……shenmezhongdaofuzhe？”wangguixiangtingdeyitouwushui，haiyiweierzishaohutule，shuohuhuani。
qimingxuanshenxiyikouqi，nulirangzijilengjingxialai。
xianzaibushijidongdeshihou。
他得好好捋一捋。
现在是什么时间点？
qitongweidaxuebiyelema？fenpeigongzuolema？hechenyangfenshoulema？beilianglubihunlema？
这些都是关键！
tajidejuqingli，qitongweibeijudekaiduan，jiushidaxuebiyefenpei。
yinweibuyuanyiqucongyulianglufuqinliangqunfengdequanshi，buyuanyiqulianglu，jieguobeizheiweishengzhengfaweishujidongyongguanxi，yingshengshengbatazheigegaocaishengjifenpeidaoleniaobulashidepianyuanshanqusifasuo。
yingxiongwuyongwuzhidi，yishencaihuabeimaimei。
zheicaiyoulehoulaiweilehuidaoshengcheng，buxizaicaochangshangdangzhequanxiaoshishengdemian，xiangliangluxiaguiqiuhundeneiyimu。
neiyigui，guidiaoleyigenanrendezunyan，yeguidiaoleyigeyingxiongdechuxin。
ruguonengzuzhizheijianshidefasheng……
qimingxuandeyanjingyuelaiyueliang。
对！
就从这里开始！
“niang，”qimingxuankanxiangwangguixiang，nulirangzijideyuqitingqilaizhengchangyidian，“woshu……wotongweishu，taxianzaizenmeyangle？haizaishangdaxuema？”
wangguixiangyitingtawenqiqitongwei，lianshangluchulejifenjiaoao。
“nitongweishua，chuxizheni！handongdaxuedegaocaisheng！tingniyeshuo，jinnianjiukuaibiyele，daoshihoufenpeigehaogongzuo，neijiushiguojiaganbule！guangzongyaozua！”
快毕业了！
祁明轩心里一紧。
neijiushishuo，biyefenpeideweiji，mashangjiuyaolaile！
他得赶紧想办法！
keshi，taxianzaizhishiyigeshisansisuidenongcunxiaozi，renweiyanqing，zenmecainengyingxiangdaoqitongweizheigetianzhijiaozi？
zhijiegentashuo，niweilaihuibeilianglutadiegao，huibeifenpeidaoshangougouli，ranhounihuiquta，zuihounihuisidehencan？
qitongweibubatadangshenjingbingcaiguai！
shenzhikenenghaihuijuedetazheigezhizizaizhouta。
这可咋整？
qimingxuanjidezhuaernaosai。
tanulihuiyizhe《renmindemingyi》lidemeiyigexijie，meiyigerenwuguanxi，meiyigekenengliyongdejiedian。
gaoyuliang！qitongweideenshi，handongdaxuezhengfaxizhuren，houlaideshengweifushuji。zheigerenshiguanjian！ruguonengranggaoyuliangchumianbaoqitongwei……
haiyouchenyang！qitongweidechulian，shengjianchayuanyuanchangwufujianchazhangchenyanshidenver。ruguoqitongweinenghechenyangshunlizaiyiqi，liangluneibiankenengjiumeineimerongyideshou。
danshi，zheixiedouxuyaoqitongweizijiquzhengqu，tayigebandahaizi，zenmechashou？
“made，zhenshihuangdibujitaijianji！”qimingxuanzaixinlianmayisheng。
taxianzaizuiquede，jiushiyigenengheqitongweishuoshanghua，bingqienengrangqitongweixiangxintadejihui！
kezheigejihuizainaerni？
qitongweizaishengchengshangdaxue，yiniandaotouyenandehuilaiyici。jiusuanhuilaile，tayigedangzhizide，yebuhaozongchanzherenjiashuoxie“guojiadashi”ba？
“愁死我了！”
qimingxuanfanzaodiroulerouzijidetoufa，ganjuenaodaigengtengle。
wangguixiangkanzheerziyihuierjidong，yihuierchoumeikulian，haibutingdiniantaotaneigechuxideshushu，xinliyuefajuedezheihaizishishaohuailenaozi。
“xuanyazi，nixianbiexiangneixiele，xianbazheiwanzhouhele，fafahanjiuhaole。”
wangguixiangbazhuoshangdeneiwanhaimaozhereqidemizhouduanleguolai。
zhouaodehenxi，limianjiujilimi，qingtangguashuide，danzaizheinianyue，nengheshangyiwanrezhouyijingsuanbucuole。
qimingxuanqueshiyeele，jieguolaijikoujiuhelegedichaotian。
yigunuanliushunzhehoulonghuajinweili，rangtashaoweishufuleyixie。
“niang，woshu……tashenmeshihoufangjiahuijiaa？”qimingxuanbusixindiyouwenleyiju。
tabixujinkuaijiandaoqitongwei！
wangguixiangyibianshoushiwankuai，yibiansuikoudadao：“nishushidaxuesheng，mangdehen，nanengshuohuilaijiuhuilai？buguoa……”
tahuafengyizhuan，lianshangluchuyisishenmidexiaorong。
“buguosha？”qimingxuandexinyixiazitidaolesangziyan。
wangguixiangfangxiawan，coudaoqimingxuangenqian，yadileshengyinshuodao：“niyeqianjitiantuorenjinishushaoxinle，shuojialimaizikuaishoule，rangtayaoshixuexiaobumang，jiuchoukonghuilaibangliangtianmang。haishuoa……”
tadunledun，kanzheqimingxuan，yanshenlidaizheyisiqipan。
“haishuorangniyegenzhequshengchengjianjianshimian，nishuzaidaxueliyousushe，nengzhu。rangniqukankanrenjiadaxueshengshizanianshude，zhanzhanwenqi，yihouyekaogedaxue，jinidiemazhengkouqi！”
“啥？！”
qimingxuanchengdiyixiayoucongchuangshangdanleqilai，yanjingdengdeliuyuan，xiangshitingdaoleshenmetiandadehaoxiaoxi。
去省城？
找祁同伟？
zhei……zheitamajianzhishikeshuilejiuyourensongzhentoua！
laotianye，nitaniangdezhongyuganlehuirenshi！
tazhengchouzenmejiejinqitongweini，jihuizheijiuzijisongshangmenlaile！
“niang！zheishizhende？yezhenzheimeshuo？”qimingxuanjidongdeshengyindouyouxiezhandou，yibazhuazhulewangguixiangdegebo。
wangguixiangbeitazheifanyingheleyitiao，suijiyouxiaoleqilai。
“kannizheihoujide！dangranshizhende！niyehainengpiannibucheng？”
tapailepaiqimingxuandeshou，shuodao：“buguoa，zheishierhaimeidingni。dekannishuneibianhuixinzenmeshuo，tayaoshimang，huibulai，neizheishieryejiuhuangle。”
“takendinghuihuilaide！yidinghuide！”qimingxuanzhandingjietiedishuodao。
tajidejuqingli，qitongweiduiqijiacun，duitadeqinren，haishihenyouganqingde。erqie，daxuebiyeqianxi，xuexiaodeshiqingxiangduihuishaoyixie。
gengzhongyaodeshi，zheishitaweiyidejihui！
他必须抓住！
“niang，wobinghaole！quanhaole！”qimingxuancongchuangshangyiyueerxia，yuandibengleliangxia，shiyizijibeierjingshen。
“wozheijiuquzhaoyewenwen，woshushashihouhuixin！”
shuowan，yebudengwangguixiangfanying，yizhenfengsidejiuchongchulewumen。
“ai！nizheihaizi！mandian！gangtuishaoni！”wangguixiangzaihoumiankuxiaobudedihandao。
qimingxuannalihaitingdejinqu。
taxianzaimannaozidoushijijiangjiandaodeqitongwei，yijineigebolanzhuangkuo，yechongmanleyinmouguijidehandongsheng。
tazhidao，zijizheigexiaoxiaodeqijiacunshaonian，congzheiyikeqi，jiuyaojuanruyichangzuyigaibianwushurenmingyundejudaxuanwozhizhongle。
但他不怕！
tayou“weilaijuben”zheigezuidadeyizhang！
“qitongwei，dengzhewo！”
“zheiyishi，wojueduibuhuirangnizaiguixia！”
“woyaozhuni，zhenzhengdishengtianbanzi！”
qimingxuanyibianpao，yibianzaixinlinuhouzhe。
yangguangtouguoxishudeshuyesazaitaneizhanghaidaizhejifenzhiqidelianshang，quezhaochuleyishuangyunianlingbufude，shanshuozhejiandingguangmangdemouzi。
talaidaoyuanzili，kandaoyigepifuyouhei，shencaidunshidezhongnianhanzizhengdunzaiqiangjiaomoliandao，zhengshitazheiyishidebianyilaodieqixiangqian。
pangbianhaizhanzheyigetoufahuabai，danjingshenjueshuodelaoren，shoulinazhegehanyandai，badabadadichouzhe，zhengshiqitongweiheqixiangqiandefuqin，qimingxuandeyeye，qichengguang。
“ye！die！”qimingxuanjibuchongleguoqu。
qichengguangfangxiayandai，kanzhefengfenghuohuopaoguolaidesunzi，meitouweizhou：“xuanyazi，nibingganghao，paozheimekuaigansha？dangxinyouzhelefeng！”
qixiangqianyetingxialeshoulidehuo，guanqiediwendao：“shenzihaolisuole？”
“haolisuole！ye，die，woyidianshierdoumeiyoule！”qimingxuanpaizhexiongfubaozhengdao。
tapobujidaidikanxiangqichengguang：“ye，woniangshuo，ninjiwoshuxiexinle，rangtahuilaibangmanggemaizi，haishuo……haishuorangwogentaqushengcheng？”
qichengguangwenyan，lianshangluchuyisixiaorong，dianlediantou：“shiyouzheimehuishi。nitongweishuchuxi，zaiwaimianjianshiduo，niqugenzhetaxuexue，kaikaiyanjieyehao。”
tadunledun，youshuodao：“buguo，zheishierhaidedengnishuhuixin。tayaoshixueyejinzhang，huibulai，niyebieduoxiang。”
“ye，woshuta……tadagaishenmeshihounenghuixina？”qimingxuanjinzhangdiwendao，shengpazheishierhuangle。
qichengguangxilekouhanyan，manyouyoudishuodao：“suansuanrizi，xinyegaidaole。kuaidehua，zheiliangtianjiugaiyouhuixinle。”
“nei……neiwonengquzhenshangyoujukankanma？wanyixindaoleni？”
qimingxuanxianzaishiyikeyedengbulele。
qixiangqianzaiyipangxiaodao：“nizheihouzaizi，jiuzheimexiangqushengcheng？”
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