jingcaixiaoshuo《wurugexinggongyu,xitongkuanghankuaipao》,youchirendeyaoguaichuangzuo,zhujiaoshijiangranqinfei。gaixiaoshuoshuyudoushishenghuoleixing,gushiqingjiediedangqifu,xijiemiaoxiexinidaowei。wurugexinggongyu,xitongkuanghankuaipaoshiyibenlingrenyubabunengdehaoshu!danshubuzhi,shudeneijici,doushitaguyide。taguyibuzuncongdiliugandexuanze,ershigenjuzijiduimeiyilunxiaobaishudeziliaofenxi,laixuanze。……
“qiuqiunile,fangwozouba,wobuyaoqianle,zhiyaorangwolikaizheidonggongyu,gewoyigeshenyexinga!!!”
“buxinge,womenshiqiandinglexieyide,xiangzoudehuayeyaohuoguoqitian。”
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“wozhende,qiuqiunile……aaaaa!!”
“aaa……jiu……jiujiuwo……wo……buxiangsi……”
……
“yaoyouyaochiwanle,kuaimeiqianmaiyaole……”
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taduizhezhanlandetiankongtuchuyikouzhuoqi,shifendefannao。
tayouzhehenyanzhongdejingshenfenliezheng。
shentineiyouzhehaojigerengecunzai。
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dangran,jingshenfenliezhenghaibushirangtazuiweikunaode,zuiweikunaode,haishitajiubushidangxiazheigeshijiederen!!!
他是一个地球人啊!
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qiefannaodianlaile,tayuanlaizaidiqiudeshihou,chidejingshenleiyaowu,doushicunliyigelaozhongyipeizhide,xiaoguohao,erqiehaibianyi,meishenmefuzuoyong。
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【ding!jinggaosuzhushenchuzaiweixiandidai!jifen+1!jifen+1!jifen……】
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zheiyeshidiyicizheigexitongzaiweixianyujing。
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zuoyouguankan,faxianzijizhengshenchuzaiyijiazaliangjianbingdianwai。
cishi,zheijiajianbingdiandelabazhong,zhengbofangzhejiweihaotingdeboyinqiangnvsheng:
“wangchuanzaliangjianbing!kaidianyibainiandachoubin!weihuikuixinlaoguke,zhichiwomendeqinpenghaoyou!!!!xianzaimaiyigeshiyuanbiaopeizaliangjianbing!jiusongyizhangchoujiangquan!”
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“四等奖:……”
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erpaiduiderenqunzhonggengshiyouzheizhongshengyin:“**,yidengjiang,erdengjianghaiyousandengjiangdouhenbucuoa!youqishiyidengjianghaiyouerdengjiang,neikeshifangzihechezia!!!!wopingshidouzhimaiyigejianbingde!denghuiwoyaomaisangejianbingchousanci,laotianyea!rangwosuibianchouzhongyigeba!!!rangwofagexiaocai!!!”
zheizhongleisideshengyinciqibifu。
dangran,haiyoulingwaiyizhongshengyin,suiranchuxiandejiaoshao,touluchudequeshilizhi。
shuohuadeshiyigezhongniandashu,tacishipaizaiduiwudezuihou,kanzheqianmianbipingshiduoletaiduoderen,henshibuxiedao:
“pingshimeijiannimenmai,youchoujianghuodong,yigeergebisheidoujiji!”
“yiqundashazi,jingranjuedenengzhongjiang?”
此时此刻。
jiangrandeshenxingyecheditingzailejianbingdianqian。
naohaizhongdexitong,haiyizhidouzaitixingta,shenchuzaiweixiandidaizhong。
ketazuoyoukanlekan,meijuedeshenmedifangweixiande。
youqishizheiliyouzheimeduoren,haoxiangmeishenmezhidepade,chufeidianneimeiqibaozhale。
suoxing,yagenbulihuizheigeshagouxitong。
ganghaozijideduziyeedeguguluanjiao。
买个煎饼吃吃。
zhiyuwanyizhenyouweixianzenmeban?
silejiusileba,fanzhenghuozheyeshiyizhongtongku。
beijingshenfenliezhemodetainanshoule。
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