wangzhenhanjiaojiaoshiyiweishenhuaijuejidenianqingjianke，tazaixinyueningxidexiaoshuo《wenrouruhuang，qingshenrumeng》zhong，tashangleyiduanyifuchouweimubiaodejingxianzhilv。beibeipanhejiazuxuechousuoqushi，wangzhenhanjiaojiaobuduanmianduiqiangdadedirenhemishideziwo。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuodaiyounonghoudewuxiafengge，qingjiekourenxinxian，jieshichurenxingdefuzaheliliangdejiaoliang，wozichaodixiaolexiao，meiyouhuidatadehua。“nibushixiangrangchenzhuruzhima？wotongyile。”jianwozheiyangqingyidijiu……bijiangrangduzhechenjinqizhong，huiweiwuqiong。
di1zhangaizaihuangyanzhongchenlun
zaihanjiaojiaodeshiyijixiangmuwangongqingzhuyanshang，dajiafaxiantayizhiguazaibozishangdefoxiangbujianle。
yourenhaoqixunwenqilai，tayezhishixiaoerbuyu。
danhenkuaidajiajiuzhidaoneifoxiangdaodiqulena。
taneigemomingqimiaochuxiandechulianchenzhuyouyiwuyidiliaoqiyixiu，yigejingzhifoxiangbianchengdeshoulianheranchuxianzaitadeshouwanshang。
suoyourendoukanlegefenming，neiheranjiushihanjiaojiaocongbulishendefoxiang。
neiyike，wozhijuehunshenxueyeniliu，shouzhidoulengtoule。
hanjiaojiaochushenhaomen，shitianzhijiaonv，guominchulian。
liunianqian，taquexuanzelewozheigechushenpingfanyouyoucanjidefeiwu。
shengdadeqiuhunyishi，shehuadehunli。
wocengtianzhendiyiwei，tashizhenxinaiwo。
kexianzai，taqueguangmingzhengdajiangzijidechulianchenzhudaidaogongsi，rangchenzhuzuotadetieshenzhuli。
dangwan，wowuyijiantingdaotahexiashudeduihua。
“hanzong，dangchuchenjiaeyitouqiewangshijituandeshangyejimi，haidewangshijituanfengyupiaoyaoxianxiedaobi，neichangchehuoyeshichenzhuanzhongmouhua，ninxianzaibatadechourenanpaizaishenbian，zhendetuodangma？”
hanjiaojiaoxiangdoumeixiang，suikouhuida。
“yigexiaopogongsieryi，nengsuanshenme？zhiyaoazhuxiangyao，woqinshoujitasongguoqu。”
“zhiyuwangzhen，wodangchuhetajiehun，buguoshipataquzhaoazhudemafan。”
wowojinlequantou，yankuangweishi。
daoxianzaiwocaizhidao，dangnianneiyichangchehuobingfeiyiwai，ershichenzhuyouyiweizhi。
erwodegongsi，yexianxiedaozailechenjiashouli。
zheiyiqiehanjiaojiaoxinzhiduming，taqueconglaimeiyouzuoguoshenme。
getian，wozhudongzhaoleyeye**。
wohuizhudonghehanjiaojiaolihun，tongyichenzhuruzhihanshijituan，chengweihanjiaojiaodetieshenzhuli。
tongshi，woyezaidengyigejihui。
shijiyidao，woyidingyaojiangtamenzuodesuoyoushiqinggongzhiyuzhong，haiwoyigegongdao。
liuniandexiangai，zaiduanduansantian，huiyuyidan。
......
yanxijieshuhou，hanjiaojiaozhizoupangren，toutouqianwangchenzhudegongyu。
zheishitadiyiciyebuguisu。
ruoshicongqian，wohuoxuzhendehuiyinweitajiangwodechourendaidaomianqianyoucheyeweiguishangxinyujue。
kexianzai，wozhishijinwoshouji，wangzheyeyefalaidexiaoxi，daidaichushen。
menwai，chuanlaihanjiaojiaowanxideshengyin。
“rujinazhujiarendoubuzaile，tagukulingding，wobixujitayigeyikao。zhiyuwangzhen，wojiangworenshengzhongzuihaodeliunianbuchangjitale，yezugoule。”
gongsidedaobi、liuniandeganqing、wojiankangdeshenti，zaitadekouzhong，jingbuguoyijujianjiandandande“zugoule”。
woyaojinlezuichun，yisitiexiubandexingweizaichunchijiansankai。
“keshixianshengzheixieniancongweiduidangniandeshiqingshihuaiguo，ninxianzaibaxianshengdechourenliuzaishenbian，rangxianshengzenmexiang？”
laoyongrentingzhedouyouxieyuxinburen。
“fanzhengtayibeizidouchabudaotajiagongsipochandezhenxiang，yebuhuizhidaoneichangchehuodaodishisheideshoubi，woyebuxuyaokaolvtahuizenmexiang。”
hanjiaojiaoshuowanbianfangshengxiaoleqilai，haoxiangduizijidejihuahenshimanyi。
tingdaotamendejiaobushengkaojin，wohuangluancongmenkoutaokai，xiangyaohuidaochuangshang。
danwodetuizaojiufeile，genbenjingbuqiwozheiyangdezheteng。
yigezhuanwandegongfu，wobuxiaoxinbeipangbianbuzhishisheifangzaizhuopangdezawubandao，jianruidebianjiaohuapowodexigai，xuehenyidaodaoshenchu。
kanzheneimingxiandeshangkou，wozaiyicigandaoleaishang。
一点知觉都没有了。
zaineichangchehuozhong，wozheishuangtuichedifeile，xingdongquankaoguaizhanghelunyi。
dangnianruguowozaixiaoxinyixie，qudiaochachehuodezhenxiang，woxianzaihuoxuyebuhuixianruhanjiaojiaoxuweideaizhizhongwufazibaba。
简直是荒谬。
xiangxiangdangniandewojianghanjiaojiaodangchengshengmingzhongdeyidaoguang，juedeshitajiuwoyushuihuozhizhong，bangwohaiqingleneixiezhangdan，youjilewocongweiyongyouguodeai，wojiujuedezijichundekexiao。
woshenzhicengjingxiangrenxuanyaoguotadeai。
huoxuwodaoxiadeshengyintaidale，luguodehanjiaojiaohaishizhuyidaolezheilidedongjing，lianmangzouleguolai。
“王臻？”
tahanlewoliangsheng，womeihuiying。
tatuikaimenzoulejinlai，yekandaoleshuaidaozaididewo。
“nituibuhao，jiubuyaodaochuluanzoule，kannixianzaibazijigaoshangle，butengma？”
“xiacishuaidaojidejiaowo，niyigerenyouqibulai。”
takanshangquhenxintengwo，titiedifuzhewodegebo，xiangyaojiangwochanfuqilai。
kewoxianzainapashibeitachupengyixia，yehuijuedeexin。
suirantaduiwodedanyouzuobudejia。
danneiyebuguoshizaikelianwoeryi。
我不需要她的可怜。
wobudongshengsedishuaikaitadeshou，fuzhezhuozizhengzhazheqishen。
fangruowuwudeshuangtuigenbenzhichengbuqiwodeshenti，wozhinengdiedaobanzuohuilunyi。
“我没事。”
zheiliunianlai，woyebushidiyicishuaidaole。
hanjiaojiaokanqilaigengjiadanxinwole。
“niyoutuiji，zheixieyongrenzenmenengrangnidaochuluanzou？niyaoshichuleshi，wokezenmebana？”
shuozhe，taqingqingbaozhulewo，dongzuoyirujiwangdewenrou。
fangfoneigeweilechuliandongyongguanxianpaigongzuoderenbushita，neigebashiruozhenbaodefoxiangsongjichuliandangshoulianderenyebushita。
wozichaodixiaolexiao，meiyouhuidatadehua。
“nibushixiangrangchenzhuruzhima？wotongyile。”
jianwozheiyangqingyidijiudayinglezheijianshi，hanjiaojiaolengzhule。
“什么？”
“nijuedetashigehaoyongderencai，neijiuzhaojingongsiba。fangxin，woyijingheyeyeshuoguole，gongsilibuhuiyourenfanduizheijianshi。”
wojianghuashuodehendongting，zugoushanjierenyi。
hanjiaojiaohenkuaifanyingguolai，xiaozhezaiwolianshangqinleyikou。
“azhen，nizuihaole。”
“azhutacongxiaohewoyiqizhangda，queshishigebukeduodederencai，worangtajingongsi，yeshiweigongsihao，nikeqianwanbieduoxiang。”
tajiangzijizhaideganganjingjing，haoxiangzheijianshilimeiyoutabandiansixin。
wokandeqingchu，danyemeiyoudianpo。
fanzhengyeyaolihunle，zheijianshi，duiwomeiyourenheyingxiang。
xiangshibuchangwodetuirang，taliuzaiwofangzhongzhaogulewoyiye，woxiangjujue，danmeinengganzouta。
diertianyizao，gangzhengkaiyanwojiukandaotaqidaidikanzhewo。
“azhen，gongsizuijinyaozuodeneigexiangmu，nikeyijiwokankanma？”
wodianlediantou，jiangwenjianjiadijita。
zheimeduonianlai，hanjiaojiaozaigongsiliyezhishigualegexuming，wozhidaotakanbudongzheixiexize。
suoyi，napashijiangzheifenwenjianjileta，tayebuhuifaxianwozailimianzangzheyifenlihunxieyi。
dengtaqianlezi，wojiukeyihetalihunle。
妻子酒后越界，下场比鬼还惨
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栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
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假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
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作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
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栏目：都市
