zuozhe“yingciayu”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin，chuanyuezhongshengxiaoshuo《wanrenxian？zhenshaoyedaiguazoulongaotianjuben》，jiangshuzhujiaojiangruijianggudeaiqinggushi，zuozhewenbibusu，renwuhejuqingshedingfeichangyouxinyi，zhideyidu！wushanjianjuqingmiaoshu：jiangjunlindelianseshunjianyinchen，tatingzhileyaogan，baichuyifuweiyanshizudexiongzhangzitai，dengshizhejianggu，dashenghechidao：“jianggu，neishinisange，ni……
“谁在修机？”
“laoda！wozaixiu！fajindule！！！”
jianggujinwozheshouji，shouzhizaipingmushangfeisuhuadong，caokongzhejiaosezaioulidisizhuangyuanzhongdingzhetaopao。
tadeetoushangzaoyishenchuleximidehanzhu，shuangyandengdeliuyuan，sisididingzhepingmu。
xinzangzaixiongqianglijulietiaodong，fangfoyaochongpoxiongtangyiban。
suizhejiaosezaijianguanzhedezhuizhuxiafanchuangliyongchuangdanjiasuzhuandian，jianggudeshengyindaizhejifenjiaojiyupibei，chongzhemaidashenghandao：“jiyahaolema？！！wozheibiankuaizaobuzhule，shizailiubudongle！”
huamianzhong，jianggucaokongdejiaosezaicanyuanduanbijiankuaisuchuansuo，shenhoujianguanzhedeshenyingruoyinruoxian，kongbudeqixijinjinxiangsui。
jiaosedechuanxishenghexintiaoshengtongguoshoujiyangshengqiqingxikewen，yufazengtianlejinzhangdefenwei。
xiaozhengtaizezuozaijianggugebili，quanshenguanzhudidingzheshoujipingmu，panghuhudexiaoroushouzaipingmushangxiaoxinyiyididianjizhecaozuojian。
tingdaojianggudehuhan，tanaishengnaiqidihuiying：“laodawojiyahaole！”
jianggutingdaohuida，gangsongleyikouqi，zhengzhunbeimeimeidaodi。
嗡——
jianggurenbuzhubaolejucukou：“wo……qu！zheishisheiyadejia？！”
xiaozhengtailianmangbianjie：“bushiwo，laoda！”
jiangguyibiancaokongjiaosejixuduobijianguanzhedezhuiji，yibiandashengjiaorang，“bushi，zheitufuyeshilieqi，rengsanrengzheimezhun，meicidourengwolianshang……bushi，zheigeru……zheigerushigui！huairuhuairu！”
susanxiaosadijiangsanpaochu，zhunquewuwudiluozailezhengzaizhuandiandejianggujiaosepangbian，hedejiangguyigejilingyibengsanchigao。
“buduijing，zheigerushigui！！！！！”
“bushi，zheizenmeyajide，benkeliulewutaiji！wutaijiya！！！！1695ya！”
beiguazaikuanghuanzhiyi，duiyoufabiejiubaopinghouqifeideneiyike，jianggurushizhongfudiwanghouyitang，zhenggerentandaozaiyizishang。
tadelianyinweigangcaidejinzhangerzhangdetonghong，yanzuilihaibutingdiniantaozhe：“weiren……juemeiweiren……”
“weiren……yiqunweiren……”
“laodanidelianzenmezheimehong？shiyinweiwojintianchuandehenkeaihaixiulema？”
tongtongxinghongtongmouliangjingjing，jingtiaoxixuanchuanchulaidexiaoaozipeishangneizhangjingzhikeaidexiaobaozilian，jiuxiangshigedengshenbiciwawayiyang。
yaoshihuanzuopingshi，mianduitongtongderichangzilianyijineideyiyangyangqiukuajiangdexiaobiaoqing
jiangguduoduoshaoshaohuikuajukeai。
yinweibierenkuatashidashuaibitayehuishuang，tashigeyoutonglixinderenlei。
zhishidanjintiantashushishishiqulesuoyoudeliqiheshouduan。
“meishi，woxianshuihuier，denghuieryouhaoxikan。”
jianggumaizheguanzi，tangdaozaichuangshang，kanzhetianhuaban。
“yaoshiwomeicaicuo，jinwanhuiyounaocanguolaixianhaibenwang。”
buguoduanduanbanxiaoshi，woshidemenbeirenqiaoranwushengdihuanhuantuikai。
yigeheiyingguiguisuisuidiqianrujinlai，dongzuoqinghuanqiexiaoxinyiyi，shengpafachuyisishengxiang。
cishidewoshineiqiheiyipian，shenshoubujianwuzhi。
raner，deyiyuxiuzhenzheneiyiyuchangrendeminruiyanli，heiyinghaishinenggoumianqiangkanqingchuangshanglongqideyigedagubao，neibianshijianggushushuideweizhi。
heiyingnieshouniejiaodinuodaochuangbian，conghuaizhongtaochuyigebaisedepingzi，neipingzizaiheianzhongyinyintouzheyisiguiyideguangze。
tadeshouhuanhuanshenlechuqu，qingqingdidazailebeirushang，shouzhiweiweizhandou，sihuyouxiejinzhangyouyouxiexingfen。
suihou，heiyingqingqingdichelechebeizi，beizideyijiaobeihuanhuanlachu，luchulelimianbaoguozhedezhentou。
jiuzaiheiyingzhunbeijinyibuxingdongshi，turan——
“嗡——”
jiangyudezuoerjizuolianshunjianchuanlaiyizhenjuliedetengtong。
haimeidengtawanquanfanyingguolai，tunbuyouchuanlaiyizhentongyangjuliedetengtong。
“啊！”
suizheyishengtongkudehuhan，jiangyubeizheituruqilaideyijiaochuaidefeipudaodishang。
zhenggerenlangbeibukan，sizhitankai，xiandejiweihuaji。
“哐当——”
bansuizheqingcuideshengxiang，jiangyushouzhongdecipingbeishuailuozaidi，shunjianshuaidefensui。
pingzhongdejizhiguchongbaolulechulai，tamenzaidishangbuduandirudongzhe，niuquzheshenti，kanshangqushifenkongbu。
“啪——”
jiuzaizheishi，woshidedengguangbeirenmengdidakai，cimudeguangxianshunjianzhaolianglezhenggefangjian。
jianggushouchiyigeyeguangxiangji，zhanzaichuangbian，lianshangguazheyimodeyidexiaorong。
tajiangxiangjizhizhididuizhelairendelian，xiaoxixidishuodao：“zenmeyang？jingbujingxi，yibuyiwai？niyeyewojiudengzheniguolaini。”
jiangguhuanglehuangshouzhongdexiangji，yanzhongshanguoyisichaofeng：“nidezheifuchoutai，wokedouwanzhengdiluxialailee。sange，niyihouyaoshizaixiangzuoshenmeyousunxingxiangdeshiqing，kedexianhaohaokaolvyixianideneixiefensimenhuizuoheganxiangle。”
“jianggu，ni……nizhenshigebeibi**debaiyanlang！”
jiangyucikeqidemanliantonghong，yikoujiebaideyachibeitayaodegegezuoxiang，chadianjiuwanglezijicifanqianlaidemude，“nijingrangansuanjiwo，xiangyaohaiwo！”
“sange，zheihuakejiushuodebuduile。
mingmingshinixinhuaibugui，dabanyedetoutouqianruwodefangjian，nizongbuhuishixiangshuonishiguolaitoukanwoshuijuedeba？”jianggutiaoletiaomeimao，yanshenzhongmanshixixueyudiaokan。
“nanbucheng，sangeyoushenmeguaipi？buxinga，wozhidaowoshuai，danwoshinidi～”
“ni……ni……heng！jiusuanwoxiangyaohaini，yejuebuhuiyongzheimeyuchundeshouduan！”
jiangyuyibianshuozhe，yibianshitucongdishangpaqilai。
raner，tade**ganggangbeijiangguhenhendichuaileyijiao，cikezheng**laditeng，fangfobeihuoshaoyiban。
zaijiashangzhiqianshouguojiafachengchu，tadeshentibenjiuxiangshisanlejiayiyang，tengtongnanren。
rujinxiangyaozhanqishenlai，gengshixiandejiweijiannan。
“sange，niyetaixiaoqiaowole。yourentoutoujinruwodewoshi，hainaochuzheimedadedongjing，wozenmekenenghaowuchajueni？zhishi，wohaizhenmeixiangdao，zheigexinhuaibuguiderenhuishinia，zhenshilingrenshangxinnanguo，beitongyujue。”
“nishuo，wogaizenmechengfanini？baojingma？”
jiangguyibianshuozhe，yibianhuanhuanshangqianyibu，dunxiashenzi。
zaijiangyumudengkoudai、jingkongwanfendezhushixia，tayilianxianqidishenchulianggenshouzhi，qingqingdinieqileneijizhitongtixuebaideguchong。
jiangyuxinzhonganzinamen，zheigepingrilidanxiaorushu、zuihaipazheileiruantidongwudebaiyanlang，rujinzenmebianderucidadan？
taxiayishidisuolesuobozi，taitoukanxiangjianggu，dangduishangneishuangdaizheyingyingxiaoyidemouzishi，xinzhongturanyongqiyigubuxiangdeyugan。
“ze，sange，weilehaiwo，nihaizhenshishedexiaxuebena，lianzheime‘baobei’dedongxidounachulaile。”
jianggubawanzheshouzhongdeguchong，sixiaofeixiaodidao。
turan，jiangyuxiangshichajuedaoleshenme，yanzhongshanguoyisiyihuo。
haimeidengjianggufanyingguolai，tayijingxunsudijianqidishangdeciping，jiangguchongxiaoxinyiyidizhuanglejinqu。
ranhouchaozhejiangyuhuilehuishou，neidongzuojiuxiangshizaiganyizhitaorenyandecangying：“zouzouzou，kanzainishiwosangedefenshang，zheiciwojiuraoniyihui。ganjinzouba，biezaizheieraiwodeyanle。”
zheiguchongqishishijiangyushengchenzhishi，taneiweiweihunqisongjitadeliwu。
jiangyuxianglaiduizheiweixinggezhangkuang、xingshigaodiaodeweihunqimeiyoushenmehaogan，daxindiliqiaobuqita。
renweitacusuwuli，meiyouyidiandajiaguixiudeyangzi。
jinguanduifangduocichengkendikenqiutashouxiazheifenliwu，tarengshiyilianxianqidilianlianjujue。
danzuizhong，aiyuqingmian，tahaishijibuqingyuandijiangzheifenliwushourunangzhong。
jiangyucongweijianguozheizhongguchong，dancongwaibiaolaikan，tapuputongtong，bingmeiyoushenmetebiezhichu，yebuxiangshineixiezhenguixiyoudebaobei。
zaitakanlai，yineigenvrendepinxingheyanguang，youzenmekenengsongchushenmezhenguizhiwuni？
xiangbizheiguchongbuguoshigexunchangdewanyierbale。
raner，neinvrenzaisongjitaguchongshi，quexinshidandandixuanchengciguchongyouzhejingrendeqixiao——
nenggourangrendexiuweishunjianxiaosan，lunweiyigechetoucheweidefeiren。
jiangyuyitingzheihua，dunshilailexingqu。
shenweiwangutiancai，tahaimeijianguozheizhongguchongni，jiulianjizailidoumeiyou。
jiranzheinvrenbazheiguchongshuoderucishenqi，neitadaoyaokankanzheiguchongshifouzhenderutasuoyanneibanlihai。
jibianshiyanbuchenggong，duitalaishuoyemeiyoushenmesunshi。
可若是成功了……
neijiuzhinengguaijiangguzheigebaiyanlangzizuozishou！
yushi，huaizhezheiyangdexiangfa，jiangyuchenzheyese，daizhemanqiangdefenhen，toutounazhezheiguchonglaidaolejianggudefangjian，xiangyaojizheigebuzhitiangaodihoudejiahuoyidianyanseqiaoqiao。
kankantayihouhaiganbuganzaijiangjiarucixiaozhang。
zhiyushiqingdehouguo，tagenbenmeiyouqukaolv，zhixiangzheshenbuzhiguibujuedijiejuediaojiangguzheigeyanzhongding。
kexi，rensuanburutiansuan，tadejihuazuizhonghaishibailule。
jiangyuzenmeyexiangbumingbai，zheigepingrilizaitayanzhongnuoruowunengdejianggu，zenmeturanbianderucijiaohua，jingranqingyidijiushipoletadeyinmou。
“heng！naquba，kannizheimeijianguoshimiandeyangzi。”
jiangyulenghengyisheng，shituyanshizijidegangayulangbei，“wojintianguolai，benlaijiushixiangbazheidongxisongjinide，meixiangdaoniqueenjiangchoubao，budanshanlewoyibazhang，haichuailewoyijiao，niguoranshigewangenfuyidebaiyanlang！”
“e？shima？wozenmekandoubuxiangni——”
jiangguweiweimiqiyanjing，yanzhongshanguoyisiweixiandeguangmang。
haimeidengjiangyufanyingguolai，jiangguturanshenshouzhuazhutahoubojingdeyifu，yongliyiche。
jiangyuzhijuedeshentishunjiantengkongerqi，ranhoubianbushoukongzhidibeirenglechuqu。
“砰！”
woshidemenbeizhongzhongdiguanshang，zhiliuxiajiangyuyigerenpazaimenwai，manlianjingeyufennu，buzhisuocuodilengzaineili。
“jiang，gu！nizheigexiaochusheng！”
jiangyuqijibaihuaididashengzhoumazhe，“nizheixiaochushengshenmeshihoubiandezheimexiaozhangle？budui，nizenmeganzheiyangduiwo？！！！”
erzaiwoshinei，jianggufangfoshenmedoumeiyoutingdaoside，xiaowanlemeiyan。
zheigechunhuosangekongpadaoxianzaidouhaibuzhidao，tanalaihaizijidezheiguchong，qishishigenandedehaodongxiba。
shangbeizi，jiangguyizhibumingbaizijiweihehuizaiyiyezhijianxiuweijinsan，zhihoudexiuliangengshikunnanzhongzhong，fangfoxianruleyigewujindenizhaozhizhong。
zhidaoxianzai，tacaizhongyumingbai，yuanlaishizheigechunhuosangezaibeihougaodegui。
【laoda，zheishijihanxuesuigu，jiaojixitongshangchenglianzhihou，zaininjingmaijiechufengyinhoujinxingxisuishijiaru，nindexiuweinenggoushangshenghaojigejieceng，erqiewanghoudexiulianxiaolvhesuduyehuicengcengcengdiwangshangzhang，xiaoguofeichangjingren！】
xitongtongtongdeshengyinzaijianggudenaohaizhongxiangqi，yudiaoxingfendeyouxiezhandou，fangfodedaozheidengjiyuandeshitazijiyiban。
“ngheng，zheimeshenqi？”
jianggutiaoletiaomeimao，yanzhongshanguoyisixingwei，“woyaohairendehua，haiyongbushangzheixiexiaodongxi。tongtong，batashouruxitongkongjianlianzhiyixiaba，jifencongwodezhanghulimiankou。”
【好的，老大！】
xitongtongtonghuankuaidiyingleyisheng，suijibiankaishimangliuqilai。
jianggushouzhongdewujianshunjianxiaoshibujian，taqishenquyushishushufufudixilegezao。
dangtaguozheyujincongyushichulaideshihou，muguangbujingyijiansaoxiangchuangpu，zhijianchuangshangbuzhiheshiduoleyizhimaorongrong、yuangungundekeaixiaodongxi。
zixiyiqiao，jingshiyizhitongtixuebaiwuxiadexiaohuli，neishenjiebaidemaofayourudongrilidechuxue。
chunjingerrouruan，zaidengguangdeyingzhaoxiashanshuozhedandandeguangze，kanshangquguaiqiaoyourerenlianai。
“哦豁？”
jianggudeyanjingshunjianliangleqilai，lianshangnanyanjidongyuxingfenzhise，“tongtong，nizenmeyoubianchengxiaogoule！ebu，shixiaohulidemoyangla！”
tadeshengyinzhongdaizheyisijingxiyudiaokan，kuaibuzoudaochuangbian，dunxiashenzi，zixididuanxiangzhezheizhituranchuxiandexiaohuli。
“是狐狸……”
xiaohulisihuduijianggudechenghuyouxiebuman，tahunshendemaofayixiazizhaqi，rutongyigemaorongrongdeyuanqiu，xiandegengjiahantaikeju。
taweiweizhangkaixiaoqiaodezuiba，kouturenyan，shengyinzhinenqingcui。
buguo，dangtaqiaojianjiangguneimanlianxingquangran、yanzhongshanshuozheguangmangdemoyang，youxiangshiyouxiehaixiuside，momodibishangleneikeaidehulixiaozui，youyuleyixia，xiaoshengshuodao：“laoda，wo……woyaoheniyiqishui。”
xiaohulikelianbabadizhengzheyishuangruhongbaoshibancuicandeyanjing，huliyanzhongmanshiqidai。
fangfozhiyaojiangguyijujue，tajiuhuilimaweiqudikuchulai。
“ze，balebale，zhenjiuchongnizheiyiciba。”
jiangguqiangrenzheneixindehuanxi，guzuojinchidishenchushou，qingqingdibaoqixiaohuli。
shenweiyigemaorongkong，tacishineixindexiyuejianzhikuaiyaoyimanchulai，danhaishinulikezhizheziji。
zhishiyonglianjiaqingqingdicenglecengxiaohulineiruanhuhu、nuanhonghongdemaofa。
jianxiaohulibujinmeiyousihaozhengzhafankangdeyisi，fanerhaiwangtahuailicengleceng。
jianggudeyanjinggengliangle，xinzhongyixi，shoushangdedongzuoyebiandedadanqilai。
youqingqingdirualehaojixiaxiaohulidenaodaiheshenzi。
xiaohulibeijiangguzheituruqilaidereqingnongdeyouxiebuzhisuocuo。
danhenkuai，tajiuchenjinzailezheizhongbeifumodeshushiganjuezhizhong。
taneiyuanbenroushundemaofabeiruadeyouxielingluan，dantaquehaobuzaiyi，zhenggeshenzidoushuzhankailai。
hulimoushibushiqieyidimishangyixia，houlonglifachuqingqingdehulusheng，fangfozaijinqingxiangshouzhezheiduanzaneryoumeihaode**。
yexushibaitiandeshiqingrangjiangguyouxiepibei，yexushixiaohulidepeibanrangtagandaogewaianxin。
buzhibujuezhong，jianggubaozhexiaohuli，jianjiandijinrulemengxiang，tangzaichuangshangchenchenshuileguoqu。
jiuzaizheishi，yidaorouhedebaiguangqiaoranshanguo，yuanbenquansuozaijiangguhuaizhongdexiaohulixiaoshibujianle。
querdaizhideshiyiweishenzixiuzhang、mianrongjunmei、zhangfapiaopiaodeqingnian。
tashenshangdeyifusongsongkuakuadiguazaishenshang，luchudapianbaixierjieshidexiongtang，lianjiashangfanzheyimodandandefeihong。
yanshenzhongtouzheyisiyonglanmili，zhenggerenkanshangquyouyizhongbieyangdemeili。
“ze，zhenshibushengxin。”qingnianweiweitaiqitou，sangyindichenerfuyoucixing，daizhexiexuyiweibumingdeanya。
taqingqingdishenchuzhangbei，xiaoxinyiyidijiangshenpangshushuideshaonianlouruhuaizhong，dongzuoqingroueryouchongmanchongni。
shaonianzaishuimengzhongsihuyouxiebuanfen，shentiqingqingdiwangqiancengleceng，neiwuyishidedongzuodaizheyisihaiziqideyilai。
qingniandeshentiweiweiyijiang，lianshangfanqiyimobuyichajuedehongyun，tasihushizaiyayizheshenme。
pianguotouqu，yandishenchuyongdongzheyiguyinhuierchiredeyuwang，fangfojijiangpenboerchu。
“ng……”qingnianrenbuzhuqingshengnghengleyisheng，neishengyindidide，daizheyisiyayidezhandou。
guoleyihuier，taxiangshizhongyuxiadinglejuexin，yiyibushedihuanhuansongkaijinguzhushaoniandeshou，qishenqingqingdizouxiangyushi。
yushili，shuishenghuahuazuoxiang。
raner，zheishengyinquebingmeiyouchaoxingshushuizhongdeshaonian。
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