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“laoye，sierzheiyanghaiyoujiume？”
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“a……wokumingdehaizi…”
“噗！”
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naiheyinweihetianyunwangguodesanwangzitongshixihuanshangyigeren，qingyangzongzongzhuzhinvqingyu，tianyunwangguosandameinvzhiyi，qingyangzongdehexindizi，xiuliantianfushangjia，huotuotuodetianzhijiaonv，zhuiqiuzhewushu。
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“tingshuonandingchengtianxianglouxinchuleyidaoxincaishi，buzhidaonaweishixiongkeyiqingwochishangyidun。”
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“cuole，tiandaodaoyan，nijubennacuole，bugaishizheiyangde，sheilai，jiwoyidaoba！”
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“laoye，yaobu，rangsierquba，zanmenzainulidian…zaishengge…”
“噗！”
tingdaonangongqingdehua，yeguotuleyikouxue，“furen，siershiwodexintouroua。”
“sierhechangbushiwodexintourou，wokeliandehaizi，suoyiwocaibuxiangsierzheimetongku，sier，niangqinzhidaonitingdedao，buyaoguaiwomen。”nangongqingmozheyesicangbaidelian。
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“woyexiabuqushoua…”
“huwei！”yeguonuhouyisheng。
“属下在！”
”qu，jiwoeryidao，wubikuaizhunhen，liuxiaquanshi！”
“是！”
“a？dajiangjun，shuxiabugan！”
turanfanyingguolaidehuwei，hedeganjinyouguilexiaqu！
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刀光一闪，“噗”！
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“思儿…”
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“我知道！”
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“a……wodesiera，nisidehaocan，liangenmaodoubujiweiniangliuxia。”nangongqingbaozhechuangbeitongyujue。
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zhunbeitiaogerizi，zhuangguanfengguangdazang…
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