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精彩章节

wochuanchengnvewennvzhu，jijiangbeibazongwashenjuanyanjiaomo。xitongshuokeyixiugaijuqingyigezi。

dangyishengxuanbu“zhaiqushenzang”shi，wozhandouzheba“shen”gaichengle“sun”。shoushushijingleshimiao，

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baiyueguangsurouroudingzhesanmizhangjiajiemaozhuizhewen：“tinggege，wodeyanjiemaohaokanma？

”1shoushutaidewuyingdengxiangtanzhaodeng，canbaideguangzaxialai，yaobarendingsizaijinshushang。

nongliedexiaodushuiweihunzheyisiruoyousiwudetiexiuqi，zhiwanglinxiaomanbikonglizuan，xundetanaorenshengteng。

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”daizhekouzhao、zhiluchuhaowubolanshuangyandeyisheng，shengyinpingbandexiangai，“zhunbeizhushemazui，

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‘yiziqianjin’juqingxiugaixitongjihuobangdingzhong…bangdingchenggong！

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】【ruguozhengjiunvzhuzhidadao40%，quanxianjiangshengji，suzhujiayou！】xitong？！zhenyoujinshouzhi！

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ba‘shenzang’de‘shen’zi，gaicheng‘sun’！zhusundesun！kuaia——！”【zhilingqueren：xiugaishengxiao！

】shijiefangfobeianxiazantingjian。zhuzhiyishengwangzhurenneizhiwozhezhentongdeshou，yingshengshengjiangzaibankong。

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takangqichutou，dongzuoliuchangzirandefangfomeitianshangbandouzheiyang，shengyinhongliang，

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linxiaoman：“……”hunpogenzhechutouyiqipiaoyuanle。zhen…zhenwasunqule？！shoushushimenhuangyouzheguanshang。

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luchubaomanetouhefenglinongmei。junmeiruzhudelianshang，cikeyinyunmibu，yanshencuilehanbing，

guoxiezhexiboliyahanliubandenuhuo，zhisheshoushutai——shexianglinxiaoman！gulengting！huoyanwangbenzun！“renni？

！”tadeshengyinbugao，quedaizhejinshuguacabandelengli“sheizhunnimentingxiade？

su**haizaidengzheikeshenzangjiuming！danwuleshijian，nimenzhenggeyiyuandoupeibuqi！

”beitamuguangsaodaodeyihujitidahanzhan。“gu…guzong…”hushijiejiebaba，

shisiruguibanhanchu“wang…wangzhurentaquhouyuanwasunle！shuo…shuoyaozuixinxiande…jilin**…yong…sunzang！

”“sunzang？！”gulengtingneizhangwannianbingshanlianshang，liehenqingxikejian！mangran？huangmiu？huaiyirensheng？

sanguanbei**hongchenglezha！“wa…shenme？！”shengyindiyicidaishanglechiyihezhandou。qiazaicishi，

yizhenrouruodegaogenxieshengbanzhejiaodididekuqiangchuanlai“tinggege！tinggege！

”surourouxiangyizhenguozheangguixiangshuiweidefeng，pudaomenkou。chunbaixuefangqun，bazhangxiaoliancangbai，juanfachuijian，

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daizhequanrandeyilaihekonghuang“tinggege！

wohaopa…hushishuoshoushuzantingle…shibushi…shibushiwodeshenzang…chuwentile？”tawuzhexiaofu，

fangfoneiliyijingshiqulezhenbao。gulengtingshentiweijiang，yanshenhaicanliuzhedui“sunzang”dezhenhan。

taxiayishixiangfu，dongzuoquemanlebanpai。“rourou…”tagansekaikou，

“shoushu…zanshi…”huabeizaicidaduan！“guzong！zhurenhuilaile！”hushizhizhezoulangjintou，

shengyinjidongyouguiyi。suoyourenwangqu！zoulangneitou，wangzhurenhuilaile！lvseshoushufuzhanmanxinxianhuangni，

jianbangshangherankangzheneibashanliangchutou！

huailizexiaoxinyiyibaozheyige——judade、zhanmanshirunnitu、dingduannenyaguazheluzhu（hanshui？

）dexinxianzhusun！“rangkai！dourangkai！zuixinxiandesunlaile！gangwade，shuilingzheni！

”wangzhurenshengyinhongliang，daizhenitufenfanghequanwei。surourouhanleidedayanjingshunjiandengyuan，

kanzheneigegentaxiangxiangzhongde“shenzang”baganzidabuzhedenibasunxiaozuiweizhang，

jingxinweichiderouruobiaoqingchediliekaizhishengxiachuncuide、daizhidemengbi。gulengtingdelian，chediheichengguodi。

takanzhenibasun，kankanshoushutaishangjianbangdoudelihaibiexiaodewozuihoukankanbeiwanlibiaoqingsuiliedesurourou。

fengbaozaitashensuideyanmoulihuiju，dianshanleiming！sanguanbeiniansui，zhishangbeimoca，kongzhilibinlinbengkui！

xizhuangxiajiroujinbeng。“wang、de、fa！

”gulengtingcongchifengjichusangebingzhuizi“nizuihaojiwoyigehelidejieshi！xianzai！like！mashang！

”wangzhurenbeisharenmuguangzhendeyidun，lianshangfengshoudexiyueninggu，zhuanweihuangkong。dantabaozhe“sunzang”，

nulitingzhiyaoban“gu…guzong，genjuzuixinpinggu，linxiaomandeshenglizhizhengheteshuxuqiu，zuishipeisu**de，

bingfeichuantongshenzang，ershi…zheige！”tamengdijiangnibasunwangqianyisong“dingjidongsun！jintianlingchenpotu！

fuhanhuoxingmeihezhiwuxianwei，dui…duicujindaixie、gaishanxunhuan…youqiyanbuweixunhuan，

youliganjianyingdeshenqixiaoguo！yuanchaoqiguanyizhi！”tayueshuoyueshun，yanshenfaliang。

surouroukanzheduidaoyanqiandenibasun，jingkonghouyang。gulengtingejiaoqingjintutukuangtiao！tamengdibiyan，zaizhengkai，

yandizhishengxiapoguanposhuaidebingleng。tayibazhuaguoshoushutongyishu（shangmianyinzhe“sunzangyizhishu”，

shuashuashuaqianxialitouzhibei、jihuchuopozhizhangdemingzi！“qian！wodaoyaokankan，zhei‘sunzang’zenmegeyizhifa！

”taxiangdiukaizangdongxibanrengdiaobi，yanshenyinchenwanlelinxiaomanyiyan“wangzhuren，nizuihaoqidaoyouxiao。

否则…”未尽之意，

siyisurourouhedeyunleguoqu2surouroujieshangle“sunzang”zheijitianlibingfangmenkou24xiaoshichuzheheichaobaobiao，

bingfanglimimanzhenitu、sunhekeyiyaoshuidehunheqixi。wangzhurenjiang“sunzangliaofa”fengweibishengketi，

meiridaizhe“keyanxiaozu”chafang。gulengtingouer“shicha”，lenglianzhanzaimenkou，

xizhuangbitingyu“dadiqixi”gegeburu。muguangxiansaoguohengwenxianglishuilinglingdesun，zailuodaowolianshang，

fuzadexiangkanshiyanshixiaobaishu——tanjiu、huaiyi、nuhuo、biequ。youqidangsurourou“xuruo”laidianhou，

tayanshengenglengneiyisi：nidesunzangzuihaoyouyong，fouzexiagewazhenjiahuo！taixinglejitianhouxiawu，

wangzhurengangzou，bingfangmenbeidalituikai。gulengtinglianseyinchen，shenhousurouroubeinvyongchanfu，

chuanzhefensebinghaofugailiangqun，xiaoliancangbai，shuangyanjinbi，zhangjieweizhan，shouantaiyangxue，

sanfa“mingbujiuyi”qixi。

leixianliu“wodeyanjing…yuelaiyuekanbuqingle…gangcaichadianshuaidao…wohaopa…shibushiyaochedixiale…”laile！

wayanjinggao！gulengtingxintenglanzhuta，kanxiangwodeyanshenruililengkurukanwupin“linxiaoman，

rouroudeyanjingbunengzaituole。zhunbeiyixia，nideyanjiaomo，xianzaiyizhijita。”binglengxuanpan！【jinggao！

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juejingzhonglingguangzhaxian！“xitong！kuai！ba‘yanjiaomo’de‘mo’zi，gaicheng‘mao’！yanjiemaodemao！

kuai——！”【zhilingqueren：xiugaishengxiao！

】gulengtingdehuakazaihoulong：“rouroudeyanjing…xuyaoyizhiyan…yanjiao…”“mao”zixiangtangzui，

zenmeyetubuchu。tameitoujinsuo，yanshenmangranzhengzha。surourouyechajuebudui，xiangmoyanjingyourenzhu，

shengyinkunhuo：“tinggege？shenmeyanjiao…？”“mao”gulengtingzuizhonghaishihanchulaijiuzaizheishi，

gulengtingdezhulimantoudahan、biaoqingbenghuaidichongjinlai，juzhepingbandiannao，shengyinpicha“guzong！buhaole！

quanchengmeirongyuan、meizhuangdian、jiafadian！doubeiwomenderen…haiyousujiaderen…saodangle！”shipindiankai，

huamianhuangdongcaoza：gaoduanmeirongyuanvipshi：heichaozhuanghanxiongsheneshaweizhufadoumeirongshi：“kuai！

zuizhangzuinongmizuizirandejiajiemao！tongtongnachulai！danwusu**yizhi，chaidian！

”daxingmeizhuangshangcheng：sujiayongrenhuangchongguojing，wushijujiejianjiao，fengqianghuojia！“**diaorongkuan！

”“xianzimaoquanyaole！”“bieji！woxiankandao！”hunluanrumoriqianggou！bingfangsiji。gulengtingkanzheshipin，

zaikankanhuailibiaoqingchediliekai、wanglezhuangrouruodesurourouzuihoukanxiangbingchuangshangnulidengdayanzhuangwugudewo。

tayingjundelianxiangdafandiaosepan，zhenjing、huangmiu、baonu、biequ、juewangjiaozhi！ejiaoqingjinkuangtiao！

surouroumengditaitou，gubushangzhuangxia，zhizheshipinjianjiaobiandiao“zhei…zhei…tamenzaiganshenme？！wodeyanjiemao？

！woxuyaoyizhiyanjiemao？！kaishenmewanxiao！tinggege！zenmehuishi？！”rouruoxiaobaihuaxingxiangchedibenghuai。

woxiaodeyongbeizimengtou，zaiheianlisisiyaozhuquantoubiexiao。3jitianhou，gushiliaoyangyuanhuayuan。

yangguangmingmeifengci。surourouduanzuorushouxing，lianshangneiliangcong“heiseguanmu”（zuoyanyushankaihua，

youyanmanhuaxianzhang）meiyicipushandouzidaixijuxiaoguo。tanuliweichixuanranyuqi，jieguogangzhayan，

jiemaoshanqideweifengjiubatabijianshangzhandedangaoxiechuifeile。gulengtingzhanzaisanbukaiwai，

xiangyizunangguidexizhuangmote，muguangsisihanzaipenquanchiliyizhizhengzhadefeichongshang，fangfoneishitaderenshengsuoying。

xiaexianbengdenengqiezuanshi，hunshensanfazhe“woxiangyuandizhengfa”dediqiya。

surouroushenshangtiannidexiangshuihejiajiemaojiaoshuidehunheqiwei，rangtaweibuchixujingluan。

“tinggege…”surouroudaizhekuqiang，shituqulataxiuzi。gulengtingchudianbandankai，

muguangjiannandizaitabiliangyishangjujiao“…henbiezhi。”shengyingandexiangshazhi，“yishengshuo…zhandehenlao。

”zuihoulianggezidaizhebuyichajuedeyaoyaqiechi。huaconghou，wobiexiaobiedechangzidajie，

jianbangdaidongyuejizhiyedoudong。shenme？niwenwoweishenmezaizheili？

yuanjuqingzhongsurouroujiaohushirangtabawodaiguolai，haoxianhaiwosurourouyanzhongsuanjiguangyishan（beijiemaoxueruo），

turanfuyijinghuangjianjiao“a！wodexiongzhen！tinggegesongwodezuanshixiongzhendiaole！”huayinweiluo，

shentijingzhun“shuai”xiangdalishitaijie！dongzuobiaozhunrupengciyinghou！suirandanshiwozaipangbian，

tashuaigenwoyoushenmeguanxi？wonandaohainengyiniankongzhi？“xitong！ba‘louti’de‘ti’zi，gaicheng‘shi’！

shiniaopideshi！”【zhilingqueren：xiugaishengxiao！】weng！wuxingliliangsaoguo。

“shuai”xiangtaijiedesurouroushentimengjiang！lianshangsuanjibianjingkong！xiayimiao，beiwuxingjushouenzhe，

taijiepangneipiancuilvcaopingshangyitanxinxian、shirun、reqitengteng、haidianzhuizhejikeweixiaohuagouliangdewanmeigoushidui！

“puji——”yishengchenmenqingxi、daizheshuifendecuixiang！surouroujingzhunzuoru！

tunbushunjianbeiwenrede、zhanchoude、bukemiaoshudewutibaoguo！

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tongkongfangdadaojizhi，zhishengxiabeijudachiruheshenglichongjiyanmeidedaizhikongbai！jingxindalidefajiwaixie，

jilvfasilangbeitiezaihanshideejiao。“ou…”lidezuijindenvyongdiyigefanyingguolai，shunjianliansefaqing，

wuzhebiziliangqianghoutui，ganouchusheng！【yuanjuqingzhonggulengtingfaxianwozaihuacongzhong，

wuyiweishiwojiangsurouroushuaidaozaidi，baonu，dalewoyibazhang】woyongshouwuzhekoubixitong，

jiang“nu”gaiwei“la”【zhilingqueren：xiugaishengxiao！】gulengtingfaxianlewo，lianheidexiangyikuaimeitan，

yanshenzhongtouluchuliangfenliangyi.sanfennaonu.wufendulaxiangwozoulaiturantajiangzaiyuandi，tongkongsuochengzhenjian，

zuibawuyishizhangchengoxing！weilifanjiangdaohai，mengdiwuzhuzui！

lengkubazongbiaoqingchedibenghuaizhishengxiabeihedanzhengmianhuliandejizhizhenjingheshenglibushi！4huayuansiji。

zhiyouechoufengkuangkuosan。surourouzhandou，bengkuidinan：“bu…bushi…”xiangzhanqi，

quebeizhanzhiganhetuiruankunzhu。jiuzaizheishi！gulengtingshentijuzhen！liansecanbai！wuzuideshouqingjinbaoqi！

yaobeibengzhirugangban！shuangtuiguaiyijiajin！lenghancencen！“pu——！！！！

”yishengjingtiandongdi、youzhangxiangliang、kanbizhengqihuochemingdidejuxiang，congtazunguidetunbubaofa！

shenglanggaiguopenquan！tongshi，yigugengnongyu、gengjushijuechongjilideqiweizhadanhongranzhakai！

tayinhuiseangguixizhuangkudetunbuzhongyang，yirouyankejiandesudu，

xunsuliekaiyipianshense、buguize、bingfengkuangkuodadeshihen！shijianninggu。suoyourendingge。

gulengtingbaochizhewuzui、jiatui、jiangzhidezishi，rutongbeishileshihuazhou。tahuanhuanditou，

kanxiangneipianlangjie…lianshangzhishengxiabeihedanfanfuhongzhahoude、chedidekongdongyuxuwu。

linghunfangfoyicongtoudingpiaozou。huaconghou，womuduzheishishijihuamian——baiyueguangzuoshi，

bazongdangzhonglakudou——shenglifanweiyuhuangdanbaoxiaojiliejiaozhan。“puhahahaha！shi！shishia！loutibianshi！

bazonglakudou！hahahahaha！”kanchengshijieminghuawoxiaodebuzhitiandiweihewu，yanleikuangbiao。

surouroukanzhegulengtingkuzishangde“ditu”，wenzheshuangzhongzhimingqixi，zaixiangxiangziji…“a——！！！

”tafachunengzhensuilinghundejianjiao，shoujiaobingyongxiangpaqi，queyouhuadao，nongdemanshenlangjie，

jiajiemaohuzailianshangrutongangzangmobu。gulengtingbeijianjiaohewodekuangxiaojingxing！

kongdongdeshuangyanshunjianranqihuitianmiedidebaonuhexiuchi！tasisidengxiangwo，yanshencuidu！“lin！xiao！man！

”tasiyapaoxiao，wanquanbuguxiabanshencanzhuanghejiaoxia“puji”shengdaizheyishen“shenghuawuqi”hehuimieqixi，

rutongdiyupachudeegui，yibuyige“puji”dichaowochonglai！wanle！bazongyaotongguiyujin！woxiaoshengkazhu，

zhuanshenjiupao！jiuzaizheiweidaonongyu、qianjunyifazhiji——“guzong！su**yundaole！

”nvyongdejianjiaozanshixiyinlehuoli。gulengtingjiaobuyidun，

baonudikanxiangtanzai“jinghua”caopingshangbushengrenshidesurourou，youehenhendidenglewoyiyan，

neiyanshenxiezhe“huitouzaishoushini”！tayaozheya，tieqingzhelian，yiyizhongjiqiguaiyidezishi，

zhihuibaobiao“batataizou！jiaoyisheng！**！”zijiyejiazhetui，zishijiangyingdikuaisuchelixianchang，

liuxiayilubukemiaoshudeqiweihe…henji。【zhengjiuzhidadao50%，

jianglisuzhuxiugaisigeziquanli】jitianhou，fengbosihubeiqiangxingyalexiaqu，

meirengantizheishidanneiguhuizhibuqude“weidao”fangfohaiyingraozaikongqizhong。

beigulengting“jinzu”zaisirenyiyuanderizilidoumeikanjiantamen，riziguodekuaizaikuaizaiwozhidao，

zanshidepingjingzhishibaofengyudeqianzou，gulengtingchizaoyaozhaowosuanzheibi“shi”zhang。5zheitianbangwan，

wojiekouxuyaoxinxiankongqi，zaidingcenglutai“fangfeng”。xiyangjiangtiankongranchengyipiannuanchengse，louxiahuayuanli，

yuandingzhengxiaoxinyiyidibikaimoupianquyujinxingxiujian。gulengtingyijingzoudaowomianqian，

gaodadeshenyingtouxianongzhongdeyinying。tashenchushou，gujiefenmingdeshouzhidaizhekepadelidao，

henhenniezhulewodexiabaqiangpowotaiqitou，duishangtaneishuangranshaozhebaonuhebinglengshenshideyanjing。“shuo！

nidaodishishenmedongxi？zhenzhengdelinxiaomanni！”tashengyindichenweixian，

daizheyisibuyichajuedejingyi“neixie…guiyideshiqing，shibushinigaodegui？！”gulengtingbushishazi，

lianxude“yiwai”yijingrangtaqileyixin，shenzhikenengcaidaolemouzhong“feiziran”liliangdecunzai。jiuzaizheishi，

gulengtingdeshoujituranfengkuangzhendongqilai。tafanzaodipieleyiyanpingmu，liansezhouranbiandegengjianankan！

tasongkaiqianzhiwodeshou，jietongdianhua，shengyinbingleng：“shuo！

”dianhuaneitouchuanlaizhulijinghuangshicuodeshengyin“guzong！buhaole！lu…luchenzhou！tapairenqiangxingchuangjinliaoyangyuan，

basu**jiezoule！ta…tahailiuhuashuo，rangnin…rangnindaizhelin**，

banxiaoshihouquxijiaofeiqide‘lanjing’chuanchanghuanren！fouze…fouzejiu…jiusipiao！”luchenzhou？！

gulengtingdesiduitou！yuanzhulineigexinhenshoula、buzeshouduandefengpifanpai！

gulengtingdelianseshunjianyinchendenengdichushui，niezheshoujideshouzhiguanjiefanbai。tamengdikanxiangwo，

yanshenfuzadaolejizhi——fennu、caiyi、quanheng，haiyouyizhongbeibirujuejingdebinglengjuejue。

surouroubeijiechile…erwo，chenglejiaohuandechoumazhiyi？“batadaishangche！”gulengtingduibaobiaoyaoyaxialing，

yanshenrutongcuidudebingrenguaguowo“buguannishishei，nizuihaoqidaorouroumeishi，

fouze…wohuirangnizhidaoshenmejiaozhenzhengdeshengburusi！”banxiaoshihou，xijiao，“lanjing”chuanchang。

judadefeiqichangfangrutonggangtiejushoudehaigu，xiujibanban，kongkuangsiji。

chaoshidehaifengguoxiezhenongzhongdetiexiuhejiyouweiguanjinlai，chuiderentouxinliang。

canbaidetanzhaodengguangshuconggaochudaxia，qiegekainongzhongdeheian。changfangzhongyang，

surouroubeibangzaiyizhangpojiudetieyishang，zuishangtiezhejiaobu，toufasanluan，

lianshangjingzhidezhuangrongbeileishuihehanshuihuhua，neiliangbabiaozhixingdekuazhangjiajiemaoyedalaxialai，

xiandelangbeiyoukelian。takandaogulengting，likefachujingkongde“wuwu”sheng，shentijuliezhengzha。

luchenzhoujiuzhanzaisurouroupangbian。tachuanzheyishenjiancaiwanmeideshenzisesirongxizhuang，

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