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mayihahahaweiwomendailaileyibukourenxinxiandegudaiyanqingxiaoshuo《wosihou，bazongzaihuozangchangkufeng》。gushizhujiaolujinshensuwandechengzhanglichengchongmanletiaozhanheqishi，yinfaleduzheduiziwotansuohejiazhiguansikaodegongming。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyoumeidewenziheshenqingdexushudadonglewushuduzhedexin。neilimeiyoutadeguisu，conglaijiumeiyou。chuangwaiyesenongzhongrumo，yaderenchuanbuguoqi。nanshanbieshuerloudeshufangli，zhikaizheyizhanhunhuangyuedudengdekuandashimushuzhuo……。

精彩章节

qianyanjiehunsanzhounianjinianri，wozaichankezhuangjianzhangfupeibaiyueguangchanjian。"suwan，bienao，

"tahuzhubaiyueguangweilongdeduzi，"tahuaidecaishiwoxiangyaodejichengren。"woxiaozheqianlejingshenchuhudexieyi，

dangwanquezaishandingzhuihaishizong。lujinshenfengleyiyangdalaoqitian，

zhizhaodaowoqinshouqianmingdelihunxieyiheweizaodeguhuihe。taguizaifeixuli，

zhandouzhejianqineizhangbeihaishuipaolandezhi。turan，guhuiheshangdeyinzanglabachuanlaiwodeshengyin："lujinshen，

zheifenlihunliwu，kehaimanyi？"zhengwenbinglengde，daizhexiaodushuiteshuqiweidekongqizuanjinsuwandebiqiang，

meiyicihuxidouxiangyouxiaodaozaifeiliguaca。taduzizuozaichankezoulangbingliangdelansesuliaoyishang，

zhijieniezheganggangquchulaideyizhangbobodebchaodan，yinweiyongli，neidiankeliandebaisezhipianbianyuanyijingqilezhou。

zoulangdingdengcanbaideguang，zhaodetafusetouchuyizhongbujiankangde、jiejintoumingdecangbai。

jintianbengaishijiehunsanzhounianjinianri，shoubaolineifenjingxintiaoxuan、zhunbeizaizhuguangwancanshinachulaideliwu，

cikechendexiangkuaiqian。xiaofushenchuchuanlaide、yizhenqiangguoyizhendejiaotong，rangtaquansuoqishenti，

ejiaoqinchuximidelenghan。gaogenxiecaizaiguangjiedibanshangdeqingcuishengxiang，youyuanjijin，guilvdeyouxiekeyi。

suwanxiayishiditaiyan。neiyishunjian，fangfozhenggecaozadezoulangbeirenanxialexiaoyinjian，

suoyoudebeijingshengchaoshuibantunqu。buyuanchu，

taneisulaigaolengjingui、xizhuangyisizhezhoudouxianshiyidezhangfulujinshen，cikezhengweiweigongshen，

xiaoxinyiyidichanfuzhelingyigenvren——shenruowei。shenruoweichuanleshenmibaisedekuansongzhenzhilianyiqun，

yizhishourouroudidazaizijishangweixianshanlushuidanmingxiankeyitingzhedexiaofushang，

lianshangdaizheyizhonghunhelepibeiyumanzudejinchiweixiao，xianggekaixuandehuanghou。lujinshendeshoubei，

yiyizhongjueduibaohudezitai，huanraozaishenruoweishenhou。tashenzhishunshoujieguolehushidilaideyigehoushideruandian，

zixidiweishenruoweidianzaiyaohou，dongzuolideneizhongbenzhuoyoujijinwenroudetitie，shitaduizhetasuwanshi，

congweiyouguo、yeyongyuanbuxieyuyoude。xinzangxiangshibeiyizhibinglengdeshouhenhenzuanzhu，ranhouchendiandiandijisuxiazhui。

neishuxidejiaotong，shunjianxijuanlexiaofu，rangtajihuchuanbuguoqi。lujinshensihuyechajuedaotadeshixian，

ceguotoukanleguolai。simuxiangduidechanei，

tayanzhonglveguoyisijiqiduanzan、duandaojihurangrenyiweishicuojuedechayi，dansuiji，

bianbeiyizhongguanchangde、binglengdemoranqudai。shenruoweiyekandaoleta，lianshangdexiaorongfeidanmeiyoushoulian，

fanerjiashenlexie，chunjiaowanqidehududaizhehaobuyanshideshengliyiwei，shenzhiweiweiwanglujinshenshencekaolekao。

yiguzhuoredaizhexingqideyetimengdichongshangsuwandehoulong。tasisiyaozhuxiachun，changdaoletiexiudeweidao。

judade、nanyiyanyudexiuruhecitong，huazuoyigumanhengdeliliang，qudongzhetamengdizhanleqilai。

tashenzhiwanglezijidefutongrujiao，xiangyizhencangbaidefeng，jibujiuchongdaoleneiduiyiweiderenyingmianqian。shouyangqi，

daizhetaquanbujiyalesanniandejuewang、fennuhebugan，yankanzhejiuyaohenhenguaizaineizhangzuozuode、xuanyaodelianshang！

“suwan！”shouwan，zaibankongzhongbeiyizhitiegubandedashousisiezhu。lujinshendeshengyinyadehendi，

guoxiezhelindongdehanyiheburongzhiyidejinggao。tadangzaishenruoweishenqian，

gaodadeshenyingjiangshenruoweihudeyanyanshishi，kantadeyanshen，fenglidexiangshoushutaishangdeliuyedao，

gedetatiwuwanfu。“……jinshenge，woyoudianhaipa。”shenruoweiduozaitashenhou，shengyinxixiruoruo，

daizheqiadaohaochudezhanyin，xiangshoujingdexiaoniaopanfuzhuweiyideyikao。tadeshou，shenzhihaidaizhexuanyaodeyiwei，

qingqingfulefuzijipingtandexiaofu。neijuhua，xiangzuihouyiketouruyouguodehuoxing。“bienao。

”lujinshendeshoujingmeiyousihaosonghuan，tadingzhesuwanneishuangranjinleyiqie、zhishengkongdonghuijindeyanjing，

meiyigezidouqingxiwubi，lengmodizazaitaermoshang，“tahuaide，caishiwoxiangyaodejichengren。

”——tahuaide，caishiwoxiangyaodejichengren。zheijigezi，rutongshaohongdeluotie，henhentangzaisuwandexinshang，

shunjianfenhuiletaxiongqianglizuihouyidiancancundereqi，zhiliuxiakongdongbinglengdejiaohei。xiangyao？jichengren？he。

neifenbeitaniedebuchengyangzidebchaodan，zaiyechengshoubuzhu。taqingpiaopiaodicongtazhandoudezhijianhualuo，

xiangqiutianzuihouyipiankusideluoye，dazhexuan，luozaibinglengciyandebaisecizhuanshang。

suwandemuguangningguzaipiaoluodezhipianshang，shangmianneipianmohudexiaoxiaoyinying，

wushengxuangaozhetashentilizaoyimengfade、weicengyoujihuixuanzhiyukoudemimi——lingyigexiaoshengming，

haoxiangzhengzaijuewangzhongyidiandianshiqucunzaidewendu。tashenzhihaimeichengxing，jiuyijingbeizijideqinshengfuqin，

chedifouding，darudiyu。shijianfangfoningzhilejimiao。ranhou，suwanjiqihuanmanditaiqitou。

tadelianshangmeiyouyuxiangzhongdebengkuihuozhexiesidili。tadezuijiaoshenzhixiangshanglache，

luchuyigewanzhengde、canlandaojinhuguiyidexiaorong。neixiaorongyingzailujinshenmorandeyandi，

querangtameilaiyoudigandaoyizhenweihan。tadeyanjing，liangdeheren，limianxiangshiranjinleyizhengpiansenlindehuo，

zhishengxiachiliede、toumingdeyujin，meiyousihaowendu。“shime？”taqingqingdiwen，

shengyinkongdongdexiangshigezheyaoyuandefengchuanlai。shouwanshangdelidaosihuxiaoshile，taqingqingyizheng，

bianchouliletadezhangkong。neishouwanshangyijingliuxialeyiquanchumujingxindeqingzizhihen。tameiyouzaiduokantamenyiyan，

shenzhimeiyouqujiandishangneizhangxiezhecankumingyundebchaodan。tatingzhilejibei，

xianggebeichoukonglelinghunqueyijiuchengzhehualiwaiqiaodemuou，yibuyibu，congzheilingrenzhixidedifangzoulechuqu。

beiyingjuejue，zouxiangyiyuanwaiciyande、binglengdeguangzhong，

jianglujinshencuqidemeitouheshenruoweiyandiyishanerguode、jinhuyihandeqingsong，chedipaozaileshenhou。

neilimeiyoutadeguisu，conglaijiumeiyou。chuangwaiyesenongzhongrumo，yaderenchuanbuguoqi。

nanshanbieshuerloudeshufangli，zhikaizheyizhanhunhuangyuedudengdekuandashimushuzhuoduimian，

lujinshenqianxiazijimingzishi，bijianhuaguoangguidezhizhang，fachuchenwenerliuchangdeshashasheng。

taluoxiazuihouyigebihua，heshangjinbimao，fachuqingweide“kada”yisheng。

houzhongdewenjianjiabeimanbujingxindituidaozhuozidelingyibian，tuidao**yijiudesuwanmianqian。

dengguanggoulezhetalingliqingxidexiahexian，shenqingdanmodexiangzaichuliyifenxunchangbuguodebinggouan。“qianle。

”tadeshengyinbugao，quedaizheyiguanburongzhiyideminglingkouwen，“zheitaobieshuliujini，

zaiewaijinichengdongyitaogongyu。suwan，womendaociweizhi。”daociweizhi。duomeqingmiaodanxiedesigezi。

suwanchuizheyanjie，shixianluozaineihouhouyidiewenjianshangfengmianshang，

neixingjiacudeheitiziyichangcimu——《lihunxieyishu》。taanjinglezuyoubanfenzhong，shouzhicaidongledong，

mantiaosilidixiankailewenjianjiadefengmian。shouzhizaibingliangdezhizhangshanghuaguo，lveguocaichanfenge，

zuizhongtingdunzaitiaokuandemowei，qianmingchuyuliudekonggeshang。

tashenzhimeiyouquxikanneixiezuyirangrenherenfengkuangdebuchangtiaokuan，

fangfoneiduiyourendeshuzihebudongchanhoumianzhuizhedelingdouhetahaowuguanxi。tazhishitaiqitou，

muguangchuantouhunhuangdedengguang，zhizhikanxiangshuzhuohouneigezhangkongyiqiedenanren。

dengguangzaitashennongdeyanditouxiamingmiedeanying，youshendexiangkanbujiandidehantan，xunbujianyisidongrong。

tazhishizaidengdaizhetadequfu，xiangdengdaiyigezaoyibeixunfudeliewuguaiguaizuanjinzaoyibuhaodelaolong。xin，

chedichendaolebingyangdezuishenchu。neidianzuihoude、buqieshijideweiguang，

yezaizheifenbinglengdewenjianhetagengjiabinglengdezhushixia，pudiyisheng，chediximiele。“haoa。

”suwandeshengyinqingkuaidejinhushizhen，dapoleshufangliningzhidejijing，shenzhidaizhedianqingsongdexiaoyi。tataishou，

xibaideshouzhiwubijingzhundicongbitonglichouchuyizhiputongdeheiseqianzibi，shuashuajixia，

zaineipiankongbaichuqianxialezijidemingzi。suwan。lianggezi，bizoulongshe，

bitarenheyiciqianmingdouyaoliuchangyouli，daizheyizhongzhanduanyiqiedejuejue。tababidiuhuibitong，

fachu“kuangdang”yishengcuixiang，zaijingyelixiandegewaituwu。ranhou，tanaqineifenqianhaodexieyishu，

suiyidizaizhuomianshangkeleliangxia，batatandezhengzhengqiqi，xiangzaizhengliyizhangwuyongdefeizhi，

zhongxintuihuilujinshenmianqian。lujinshenkanzheneiqianming，meitouweibukechadiculeyixia。

neibijilitouchudemouzhongdongxi，rangtajuedeyoudianmosheng，danhenkuaijiubeigengqiangliedezhangkonggansuofugai。

zhongyuqianle，zheijiuchanlesanniandenaoju。zhishixintouneiyisiweimiaodezhiseshishenme？

tazidongjiangqiguiyinweibaituomafanhoudeduanzanbushi。“henhao。”tashenshouqunaneifenxieyi，

zhijieqiaozaizhuomianshangfachududuliangsheng，“mingtianshangwu，zhanglvshihui……”“yongbuzhemingtian。”suwanzhanqishen，

dongzuogancuililuo，lianshangshenzhihaiweichizheneidianguiyide、qianqiandexiaoyi，zaihunanguangxianliquexiandegewaishenren。

tacongsuishoudaizhedeyigewenjiandaili，youchouchuyizhangbobodea4dayinzhi，

qingqingfangzaineidiehouhoudelihunxieyizhishang。zheizhangzhishangmeiyourenhefeihua，

zhiyouduanduanliangxingzijiayigeqianminglan：【ziyuanfangqiyiqiecaichanfenge，jingshenchuhu。】qianmingchu，

yijiushikongbaide。“qianzheige。”suwankanzheta，xiaoyijiashen，

yandineipianbeiranjinhoudehuijinsihubeishenmezhongxindianran，youyoutiaodongzhe，“lujinshen，rangwozoudeganjingyidian。

qianleta，womenliangqing。”lujinshendemuguangluozaizuihouneisigezishang——“jingshenchuhu”。

tatongkongmengdiyisuo，ruilidemuguangshenshidishexiangsuwandelian。neizhangzhibodexiangdaoren，

yingzhetacangbaidelianheneimozhuomobutoudexiao，zaizheigemimanzhechenaiweideyewanxiandewubiguiyi。

yitaduisuwandelejie，tajuebushizheiyanghuiqingyifangqidaozuiliyi、shenzhiweiquqiuquanderen。

tadeyanjinglibuyinggaiyouxiao，

zhishaobugaishizheizhong……fangfojietuo、youfangfoyunniangzheshenmedefengbaoqiandeguijuepingjing。sannian，

tayongjinleshouduancaitaolaotazheizhangzhangqifanpiao，sichejiuchanrutongtengmanchanrao，zenmekenengganjingliluodifangshou？

ranercike，neidaizhejiqiaoxiaoyidechunjiao，qingpiaopiaorengchude“liangqing”lianggezi，xiangcuilebingdezhen，

tiaodongletamouzhongchenandeshenjing。fangqi？tazaiwanshenmexinhuayang？yituiweijin？yuqinguzong？

haishi……zhongyubei**dechedifengle？shufangliyipiansiji，chuangwailianfengshengdoutingle，

kongqiningzhiderutonggumu。lujinshenxiuzhangdeshouzhiyazaizhuoshangneifen《lihunxieyi》heneifenjingshenchuhushengmingshang，

xujiumeiyoudong。suwanyeweichizhezhanzi，jingjingdengdai，xiangyizunshiquwendudediaoxiang，zhiyouneimoxiao，

ningguzailianshang，xiandeyuefacimu。liangjiu，lujinshenyandineidianbinglengdeshenshihuakai，

querdaizhideshiyizhonggengshenchende、daizhedongxiliewubandebunaiheyizhongjinhucankudekuaiyi。

tazuijiaogouqiyisijibukechade、binglengdechaofeng。he，guoran。zhuangfengmaishayehao，xindebaxiyeba，

zongguishichenbuzhuqile。xiangyongzheizhongguzhuyizhidefangshibotayidiancemu？shenzhihuanxiangtakenengxinruan？youzhi。

tabuzaiyouyu，naqigangcaineizhiqianlelihunxieyidejinbi，bakaibimao，

zaineifenjingshenchuhushengmingshanglongfeifengwudiqianxialetademingzi——lujinshen。sangezi，qiandegancuililuo，

daizhetaguanyoudeqiangshihezhongjieyiqiedejueduan。suihou，talakaichouti，quchuneimeiguanyongdesizhang，

zhanlexianhongdeyinni，“pa”deyisheng，yonglianzailetamingzipangbian。xianhongdeyinnifangfoluotieshangdeyinji，

daizheburongfanbodequanwei。tataiqiyan，yanshenbinglengdexiangshoushuqixie，kanxiangsuwan，

qingxidituchulianggezi：“gunba。”fangfoxiexialeqianjinzhongdan，suwanlianshangdexiaorongshunjianfangda，

neishiyizhongshirande、jinhudiankuangdecanlan。tashenshou，

zhijianyichangpingwendijiaqizhuoshangneizhangqianzhetamingzi、gaizhetayinzhangdeboboshengmingzhi，

xiangshidedaoleyijianxishizhenbao，zizixixididiehao。“liangqingle。lujinshen。”liuxiazheijuhua，

taxiangyizhenwushengwuxidefeng，zhuanshenlikailezheijianchongchizheangguichenxiangmuhetaducaiqixideshufang。

meiyouzaikanshenhouneigerenyiyan，yemeiyoubanfenliulian。houzhongdeshufangmenzaitashenhouqingqingheshang，

gejuelesuoyoudeguangxian。lujinshendingzheneishanmen，ningjindemeifengxia，

xinzhongneidianmomingdebuanquerutongdiruqingshuizhongdemozhi，wushengyouxunsudimimankailai。buduijing。

taibuduijingle。neizuihouliqushideyanshenhexiaorong……zheiniantouzhishiduanzandeyishan，

xuanjibeijudadeguanxingsiweiyalexiaqu。tafanzaodichelechelingdai，qiangpozijibingqizheidianmomingqimiaodeqingxu。

nengyoushenmebuduijing？buguoshiyigenvrenrenqinglexianshi，

xuanzelezuitimian（huozhezuiyuchun）detuichangfangshibale。tazhongxinnaqineifenjingshenchuhudeshengming，

kanzheshangmianxianhongdeyinzhanghezijidemingzi，neidianzhangkongquanjudelengkukuaiyizaiciyongshang。yehao，chediganjing。

zhiyuxindishenchu，neiyisijihubeitahulvede、xizhenchuocibandehanyi，

taxuanzejiangqiguiyuwuwaizhouranjiajude、ruguikubandefengsheng。

——————————————jingdishengsilielenanshandeningjingzhangye。

judadetanzhaodengxiangyidaodaolinglideguangjian，xionghendiqiegezhenongyurumodeheian，

jiangxuanyaqiaobihexiamianpaoxiaofanyongdehaimianzhaodeyipiancanbai。hongmingdejiuyuanzhishengjipanxuanzaiqiheidehaimianshangfang，

jiyijiaodongzhekuangfeng，jiaodongzherenmendexintiao。lujinshenzhanzaixuanyadezuibianyuan，

jikuaisongsandesuishibeitacaidesusugunluo，diaoruxiafangshenbujiandi、fanyongzhebaiselangmodemoheishenyuanzhong，

shunjianbeitunmei。kuangfengrutongqianwanzhibinglengdeshou，henhenchoudazaitashenshang，angguideshougongxizhuangbeichedebianxing，

fachulieliedexiangsheng。toufalingluanditiezaietou，zhanshilebuzhishilengyuhaishilenghan，ertasihuhaowuzhijue。

tadeshentibengjindexiangyizhanglamanjijiangduanliedegongxian，

neishuangshenbujiandidemouzisisididingzhexiafangrutongjushouzhikoubantuntuzhelangtaodehaimian，yandiyipianchihong，

fangfoyaoranshaoqilai，jiangsuoyoubinglengheiandehaishuidoufenweihuijin。tashoulisisizuanzheyibushouji，

pingmutingliuzaitonghuajiludezuihouyiye。

wanhuchu】shijiandinggezaitamenqianxianeifenjingshenchuhushengming、talengkutuchu“gunba”zhihoudedi73fenzhong。

tonghuashizhang：47miao。tingtonglizhiyoufengkuangde、yongwuzhijingdehailangsheng，paidayanshidejuxiangrutongzhangu，

zhuangjizhetadeermohexinzang。zhongjianjiazazheyiliangmiaobuchengdiaode、jinhudiankuangdesihouxiaosheng，

mohudejihutingbuqingneirong，zuizhongbeiyigejudalangtoudalaidehongmingchediqiaduan，zhishengxiakongdongdemangyin。

yibian。liangbian。sanbian。jingyuanyicicijiangneifenjianduandetonghuabaogaodidaotayanqian。“……luxiansheng，

xinhaoyuanquerenxiaoshidequyujiuzaizheixiamian。”“……xuanyaxiafanganliuxiongyong，

haiyoushuixiashiqun……”“……genjucheliangluntaihenjipanduan，shicongzheigejiaodugaosuchongchu，

jihumeiyoujiansu……”“zhaodaomujizhe！jiuzaishandinglukou！takandaotashangchele！

”yigejingyuanturanduizhebuhuajidashenghandao。henkuai，yigedouderutongfengzhongluoyedeyepaoqingnianbeidaileshanglai，

liansecanbaidexiangzhi：“……jiu……jiuyigeren！chelijiuyigeren！nv……nvde！hen……henheren！

tayibiankuyibiandaxiao，che……chedengdoumeikai！youmencaidaodi……jiuneime……zhi……zhijiechongxiaqule！

laotian……”“huala——！”julanghenhenpaizaiyabishang，zhakaimantiancanbaideshuiwu，youlengyouxing。

lujinshendezhijianmengdiciruzhangxin，zuanxindeteng，quebujixiongqianglineizhouranzhakaidejutongwanfenzhiyi。yigeren！

youmencaidaodi！fengkuangdedaxiao！tadingzheneipiantunshiyiqiedehaimian，neipaoxiaode、binglengrugudehaishuisheng，

cikefangfozuanjinletadegutoufengli，yicuncundongjieletadexueye。

naohailishunjianshanguosuwanlikaishufangshineigecanlandaoguiyi、daizhejietuohehuimieyiweidexiaorong……“zhao！

”yigezi，congtahoulongshenchuyingshengshengjichulai，shayadewanquanbiandiao，rutongshouleibinsiqianjuewangdewuyan，

ranzhexuexingdetiexiuwei，daizhebuxiyushijufendefengkuang，“jiwozhao！huoyaojianren！

si……si……”tamengdidunzhu，neige“si”zihoumian，neigezuicankudeziyan，

xiangshironglulishaohongdetiekuai，sisikazaihoulongli，tangdetazhenggehoulongdouzaijingluan，zaiyefabuchurenheshengyin。

neizaishangchangshangcuilianchulaide、yinyiweiaode、gangtiebandeyizhihezhangkongli，

cikezaihailangdepaoxiaozhongpianpianboluo，zhishengxiaxuelinlindedise。shijiancongweirucihuanmanercanku。yitian。

liangtian。santian。dalaoduikuodaguimo，shengnayibianbiansaomiaozheqiheishensuidehaidi，

tuowangyiciyouyicitulaodilaoqiposuidecheqiaocanpian、lingsandezawu、fulandehaicao，

weidubujianneigexiaoshidenvren。disitianshenye，binglengdehaishuiyijingjintoulelujinshendemeiyigenshenjing，

juewangrutongzuishendemozhi，yidiandianjiangtazhenggerentunshi。zhongyu，zailimingqianzuiheiandeshike，

haishangsoujiuchuandexinhaodengjicushanshuo。“youfaxian！”kuoyinqilichuanlaishayaquedaizhejingrenchuantoulidesihan，