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小说简介

suziyuninganjunshiyiweiputongdenianqingren，zhidaotafaxianleyibenshenmiderijiben，zheichengweiletamingyundezhuanzhedian。zaimumudexiaoshuo《wosihoudisantian，dalisishaoqingfengle》zhong，suziyuninganjunbeijuanruleyigechongmanmituanheweixiandeshijianzhizhong。tajiangmianlinwushudetiaozhanhedirendezhuiji，jiekaiyinzangzaiyinyingzhongdezhenxiang。zheibugudaiyanqingxiaoshuokourenxinxian，yijincoudeqingjiehejingcaidemiaoxielingduzhezhemi，talianwodourenbuzhulai，lianwofuzhongdehaizidourenbuchulai，zenmekenengrenchuyigelingdang。tajiwobiaomingxinyideneiliangnian，shiwozuikuailederizi。tashuotahuiqukao……。

精彩章节

yizhixihuansuziyudeninganjunzhu，zaiwohetadahunneitianfenhuozijin，shiguwucun。congci，

suziyubianjiangwodangzuosharenxiongshou。tajiangranleyibingdechajusongjiwoyong，yanzhengzhengkanworanshangyibing，

youjiangworengzaichaifangzishengzimie。woshaolesantiansanye，xinglaishifuzhonggurouyijingliuchan，wodiankuangfafeng。

xiarenbingbaotashi，tazuibianzhiyoubinglengdexiao：“tabushishebudehaizi？neijiuzaijitayige。

”tajiangworengqujiebian，renyouliulanghanqiruwo，handonglayue，wochishenluotimianmuquanfeisizaijiebian，

shitisongdaodalisideshihou，suziyumeiyourenchuwo。kewosihoudisantian，renrendoushuo，

lengjingkezhidedalisishaoqingsuziyu，fengle。1.wosizhihoudediertianzaoshang，

sihousuziyudexiaosiyunshabingbao：“furenmeiyouhuifu，keyaoshuxiadairenquxunta？”“bubi。

”suziyulengchiyisheng，lianggezishuodehaowuganqing。yunshazhanglezhangzui，yanshenlijiazazheburen，

youyuzaisancaidao：“keshifurenmeiyouniangjiakeyihui，tayiyeweigui，

huoxushizhendechuleshenmeyiwai……”“huohaiyiqiannian，tanengyoushenmeyiwai。”suziyuchixiao，

daduanxiaosidehua，chuanhaoguanfu，qudalisizhiqin。wopiaozaibankongzhong，xinyidianyidianchenlexiaqu。

wozaogaizhidao，congninganjunzhusihou，tajiuhenbudejiangwocuoguyanghui。dalisisonglailexindeshiti，

yuanbenzheizhongshiyinggaixingbulaiguan，keyinweishitisizhuangtaican，youbeirenchishenluotirengzaijietou，

hedaolebushaobaixing，naochuhendadedongjing。dangjinshengshangzhennu，jianganjianfajilesansihuishen，

shenweidalisishaoqingdesuziyuzheicaijielezheigeanzi。yanshifangzhong，baibujiekai，luchuyijuzhangfashiti，

lianshangzaobeirenhuahua，shenshangdaochushibeioudadeziqinghenji，fububeipoukai，wuzangliufudoubeifanlechulai，

fanzhejiechengbingdexuezha。wopiaozaineijushitimianqiankanlehaojibian，caizhongyuqueding，neijiushiwo。

yutatongkedehaoyouwuzuoxuesejintun，daweijinghai：“tianzijiaoxia，juranyourenganrucifanan，

jianzhiqiongxiongjie！”suziyudeliansemingxianyechenlexialai，zaidezhizheijushitishigeshiliusuidenvzi，

shengqianzaolebushaorendeqinfanshi，tarenbuzhumaleyisheng：“chusheng。”yixiangweirenqinglengdeta，

juranhongleyankuang。“ninganjunzhusideshihou，yebuguozheigenianji，zheixieren，

juranrenxinzheiyangduidaiyigenvhaizi，wofeiyaojiangxiongshouchachulaibuke！”yuanlaitazhishixiangqileninganjunzhu。

wopiaodaotamianqian，dingdingdekanzhetayanlidebeitong。tajideninganjunzhushiliusui，zenmebujidewoshiliusuini？

wohuranjuedefengci，biekantaxianzaizheimebeishang，yaoshizhidaozheijushitishiwo，gujiyaoxiaochushenglai。“daren，

junzhuyishi，haiwangdarenjieai。”wuzuoyansushenshenkanletayiyan，sishigantantadeshenqing。suihou，

tajiangshitijianyanjieguoyiyijiluxialai。suziyumingxianyouchenjinzaihuainianninganjunzhudeqingxuli，minzhezui，

bantianmeiyoushuohua，zhidaoyansujiangjiluhaodebaogaojiaojitakan。“congshitishang，kanbuchusizheshenfen。

”suziyuhuiguoshen，yanshenmeikanyixingzi，jiugengjialengjifen。“sizheweinvxing，siqianxiaochan，

buzhishibushibeirenjianyinsuozhi，fuqiangneizhaodaoyigebuchengxingdehaizi，shouzhiniuqu，zuoshouguzhe，

zhijiafengfaxianpirou，xianran，zheinvzishengqianfankangguoqinfantaderen。”“sizhesiyudaliangchuxue，tianqihanleng，

siwangshijianbuhaotuiduan，dagaiyuzuowanchoushizuoyoubeihai，anshangkouchuxueqingkuanglaikan，shibeirenxianpoufu，

caiyanqi。”womomochuixiatou，haiziliuchanhou，bingmeiyoupaichulai，wocengrangbinvqiusuziyuqingdafu，

taquezhiyiwei，zheishiwoxiyintazhuyilidefangshi。kerujin，tabuzhidaozheirenshiwo，

beiminzhixinrangtadeshoudouyouxiezhandou：“rangrenqucha，jingzhongkeyounajiadiulenver，

qufujinzhaozheinvzideyiwu，qusouxunmujizhengren。”tashenhoudeshiweiyingyisheng，likequle。

wuzuotanqi：“shengshangxialesimingling，sanrineibixupoan，jiquanjingchengbaixingyigejiaodai。

jingzhaoyinneibianyeyijingtielegaoshi，rangjingzhongnvzibuyaowaichu，tongshijiadaxuncharenshou，miandexiongshouzaicizuoan。

”suziyudiantou：“queshigairuci。”likaiyanshifang，yunshazhongyuyourenbuzhu：“daren，

furenta……”“taruosile，zhenghaojininganjunzhuchangming。”suziyutijiwo，lianshangyoushiyipianhenyi。

ninganjunzhuziyoujiuxihuansuziyu，zhishisuziyuyizhijiangtadangzuomeimei，

zhanggongzhudianxiacengjingqiudaoshengshangneilicihun，yebeisuziyujijule。suziyudehuashuodehenjueqing：“chenxinzhong，

weiyouzhenzhenyiren，jiusuanqulejunzhu，yebuhuidaitahao，

nandaoshengshangninyuanyirangzijidemeimeishouyibeizihuoguama？”houlai，wohesuziyuchenghundangwan，

shoudaoleninganjunzhuzonghuozifendexiaoxi。zhanggongzhukelianzijidenverduisuziyuyipianqingshen，

jiangguhuisongrusujia，renyousuziyuchuzhi。neizhihou，suziyuririhouhui，gengyangyanshiwohaisianningjunzhu，

chuchuzefawo，henbuderangwojianningjunzhuchangming。“ninganjunzhuyijingqule，

nandaodarenninhaiyaozaishiqufurenma？”yunsharenbuzhuquandao。“yaobushita，ninganzenmehuisi？

ninganneiyanghuopotianzhendexingzi，tazuipatengle，tashibeihuohuoshaoside，tasideshihouyouduoteng，

wodoumeizaitashenbianpeizhe！”suziyuhanjiandeshilekong，suihoushenxiyikouqi，lenglengdekantayiyan，

“yaoshizhonglaiyici，woningyuansiqudeshichuzhenzhen。”guihunshimeiyoushentide，keweishenme，woxiangqizheixieshi，

haishitongchexinfei。suziyuconglaibushishuoqihua，tazhendexiwangwoqusi，qujininganjunzhuchangming。

keshijujueninganjunzhuderenshita，qulewoderenyeshita，taquebazheiyiqieguaizaiwoshenshang。zheixierizi，

zhiyaotaxiangqininganjunzhu，suishisuididouyaofawo，shenzhiyouyici，tacubaodejiangwobangqilaiqinfan，

chadianqinshouqiasiwo。keshitabuzhidao，bujintazaihouhui，woyezaihouhui。wobushifeitabukede，

zaozhiruci，wodangchujiugaijiajibieren，erbushitingxintadetianyanmiyu，yiwufangujiajita。

erjiushineiyici，woyouleshenyun，woyiweirizinenghaoguodian，taqueshizhongbuxiangxinwo。

tayiweiwohedafuzailianheqilaipianta。bijing，tameicidouhuicubaodejiwoguanxiabizitang，tashuo，

woneiyangexin，bupeishengxiatadehaizi。“biezaitiqichuzhenzhen，fouze，niyebubizaiwomianqiansihoule。

”suziyuyanzhongmanshiyane，shuaixiazheijubinglengdehua，zhuanshenlikai。2.kanba，

suziyuyijingduiwoyanedaozheizhongchengdu，yunshazheiyanggenletashijinianderen，zhiyaotijiwo，douhuibeitaganzou。

wokuxiaoyisheng，jiukandaoyansubayizhichuanzhelingdangdehongshengdijisuziyu：“zheishisizheshouwanshangdaide，

huoxukeyichadaoyixiexiansuo。”wodexinyixiazitileqilai。suziyukanyiyan，suikoudao：“huaxialai，

zhangtiegaoshi，kanyoumeiyourenlairenling。”xintoufanguoyizhensuanse，wozaogaizhidao，suziyugenbenbuhuijide。

suziyuyoushijiapin，tayuwobiaomingxinyineitian，meiyouyuqisongwo，jiujiangzheigelingdangsongjiwodangshousheng。tashuo，

neishitazumuguoshishiliujitade，chengzaizhewubiandezhufu，shitadangshinengjiwodezuihaodedongxi。kexianzai，

tazaoyichurentoudi，yegenbenbuhuijideyigenzaipingchangbuguodelingdang。shia，xiangshisinian，

talianwodourenbuzhulai，lianwofuzhongdehaizidourenbuchulai，zenmekenengrenchuyigelingdang。

tajiwobiaomingxinyideneiliangnian，shiwozuikuailederizi。tashuotahuiqukaokeju，dengmingrusanjia，

jiulaiwojiatiqin。houlaitaguorankaozhong，youyinweiduananjingming，beidiaorudalisi。wofumujieshouletadetiqin，

erwomeiridoupanzhezijikuaixiezhangda，dengwozhangdale，jiukeyijiajitale。woqueshijiajitale，

woyiweiwoshiquantianxiazuixingfudexinniang，kexi……ninganjunzhusile。neishidewotaiguotianzhen，woyiwei，

taconglaimeiyouxihuanguoninganjunzhu，jiusuanshangxinqiannuyuwo，guoduanriziyehuihaoqilaide。

bijingwofumuzaizaoyusuziyuzhuazhudeebabaofulishishi，tacengdangzhetamendemianfashi，yaodaiworuzhurubao，

juebuhuirangwoshouweiqu。wojueshixiangbi，qidaitanenglaihongwo，qidaitabuyaoyinweininganjunzhudesigenwolengzhan。

talaile，neishitadiyicidawo。tayibazhangshuaizaiwolianshang，jiangwodeliandadaomamu，

wokanzhedishangdiluodexianxue，buzhidaoshicongnaliliuchulaide。tamanshenjiuqi，

zhizhewonuma：“nibushiyaoesima？neinijiuqusi！yaobushini，ninganneimetianzhenshanliangdenvhai，

zenmehuidiulexingming？”tameidasiwo，woyemeiyoujixujueshi，keshicongneiyihou，tashaoyoubukuai，

jiuhuilaidudawo。woqipandetianmihunhoushenghuo，beiyigesirenchedidapole。huanghuzhizhong，

wogenzhesuziyuhuilejia。wobuxianggenzhetade，keshilinghunsihubeitashufuzhule。daoletadewuzi，

wocaizhidao，yuanlaitazaishufangli，guangmingzhengdadejininganjunzhulilepaiwei。qiangshangguazhede，zhuoshanghuazhede，

quandoushininganjunzhudehuaxiang。suziyudeshouzhiwenroudefuzaihuaxiangninganjunzhudecelian，buzhixiangqileshenme，

youcongjuzilinachuyigeguanzi，jianglimianfenmozhuangdedongxiquleyicuo，fangzaiyipangdechabeili。

wozhenjingdedengdayanjing。dengtahexianeibeicha，lianshangluchuxingfudeshenqingshi，wojihuyaotuchulai。

tajuranzaiheninganjunzhudeguhui！waimianchuanlaikuhansheng：“daren，qiuninquzhaozhaofurenba，

tayijingshizongyitianyiyele！”shiwodetieshenbinvyingying。suziyuyanshenshanshuoyishun，

lianshangneifenxingfuganyishunjianbianleng：“nizheimeguanianta，buruzijiquzhaota。

”tarangrenjiangyingyingrengchuledamen，jigehuyuanqishoubajiaojiangyingyingtuozou，yingyingpinmingzhengzha，lianshangmanshileihen，

wodexinyixiazijiuqilai，lianmanggenzhepiaoguoqu。kewozhinenggendaomenkou，jiuyouyiguwuxingdeliliangjiangwolanzhu。

“furenganggangxiaochan，youyiyeweigui，darenninnandaomeiyouxinma？

ninzenmeduideqifurenduinindeyipianzhenqing——”yingyingdeshengyinyuelaiyueyuan。woqifengle，

shudepiaohuisuziyushenbian，huangzhetadejiandashenghoudao：“tahaishigeshiwusuidexiaogunianga，zheimelengdetian，

nijiangtarengchuquyoubujitahouyifu，zheibushiyaotademingma？”kesuziyuquehunranbujue。

tazhishiliansegengleng，yanedetuchulianggezi：“exin。”wozhidao，shi“xiaochan”lianggezirangtafangan。

taneishihenjilewo，jiangwenyibingrenyongguodechajujiwoyong，zaiwofashaohou，youjiangworengjinchaifangsantiansanye。

wogenbenbuzhiwoyouyun，kexinglaishi，dafuyijingshuowoliuchanle：“liuchandetaierhaiweipaichu，

xuyao……”suziyugenbenbutingdafushuowan，taehenhenchaowoshuo：“wozhipengguoniyici，

qinshoujiniguanxiabizitang，nizenmekenengyouyun？”dafujieshi：“bizitangyoushiyehuishixiao。

”taquechongerbuwen，taishoubianjilewoyibazhang：“yichangbinghaimeiyourangnizhangjiaoxunma？

wobuguoshiyaozaifuzhongjininganshejitang，nijiuyouyaolaiyanxi，zheimezaiyihaizi，wojiujiniyigehaizi。

”wodeyanleidadidadiluoxialai，wozenmedoumeixiangguo，neigeyuwoliangxiaowucaidesuziyu，

huiyongzheimejueqingdefangshiduiwo。taqinshouchezhuwodeyifu，jiangworengdaojiebian：“zheiliduodeshinanren，

sheidoukeyihainiyigehaizi，jiudangwoduinidebuchang。”3.wowuzhetou，zuowandetongku，

wogenbenbuganhuixiang，neimeduoangzangdeshoumoshangwodepifu，wozhengzhafankang，jiubeidadegenghen。

woqiutamenfangguowo，woshuowoduzilihaiyouhaizi，tamenquebaonuzhesikaiwodeyifu，

zaijiangwozhetengdejihuyanqishi，huakailewodeduzi。zhendetaitengle。suziyuzhongxinhuidaoshufang，

wobeipopiaoguoqu，tayouchenjinzaileduininganjunzhudesinianzhong。“wohaiyaozenmechengfata，

nizaitianzhilingcaihuikaixin？”suziyumanmanpinchangzheneibeipaoleguhuidecha，chichidewangzhehuaxiang。

“zaozhiruci，dangchujiubugaiquta，woyinggaiqunide。”“ruguosideshitagaiyouduohao，

taxianzaizhuangmozuoyang，shizongyitianzhuangsi，kewohenbudetazhendesi。”wozhuangmozuoyang？

tashidalisimingqizuidadepoangaoshou，tanandaolianjibendeshiqingdoutuiduanbuchulai，woyigenvzi，

wufuwumu，shenwufenwen，youpoyouzise，beirengzaimanshiqigaiheliumangdexiaoxiangzili，huifashengshenmeshi？

ketadaoxianzaihairenweiwoshizhuangmozuoyang！ruguowoconglaimeiyourenshiguotajiuhaole，wobuhuigentasidingzhongshen，

wofumuhuijiwozhaobiedehaorenjia，yebuhuiyinweibeitashengzhiyifadeebaqianlian，diulexingming！

suziyuzaicichumenqian，houyuandechuziqiudaotamianqianlai：“daren，xiaodeshizaishimeilebanfa，

yaobushiwoneibuchengqidenverfashao，

woyebuhuiqiudaoninzheililai……”suziyumanliandelianmin：“wojidenidenver，tarujinshiliusui，

kuaiyaojiarenleba？wojiniershiliangyinzi，quqingdafuba。”chuzideyanjingdunshijiuliangle，

toukedebangbangxiang：“renrendoushuodarenxinshan，darenzhenshigehaoren！”suziyubaibaishou，dengrenzoule，

caiyouxiehuanghudao：“ningan，wojiangzheixiehaobuchangzaibierenshenshang，nibuhuishengqiba？”wodexinyitong。

ninganjunzhuqueshihenxihuansuziyu，taliangyueqianyuesuziyuqushanghua，cuianshanxialedayu，

tajiuguzhidezaiyulidengleyizhengtian，huiqujiufashaole。suziyudangshihenlengmo：“binglejiuquzhaodafu，

woyoubuhuikanbing。”tayinggaishijiweihouhuideba？fouze，zaiworanshangbingfagaoshaodeshihou，

tazenmehuihaobuyouyushuaiwoyibazhang？“shenggebingjiurucijiaoqing，ninadianbideshangninganjunzhu？

talinleyizhengtiandeyu，doumeiyoulaiwozheiliku，nini？wozhenhouhui，

zenmejiuqulenizheiyangyigezhuangmozuoyangdenvren！”yushiwobushuohuale。renyoutajiangworengjinchaifang。

tacengjingduiningandebuhao，quanbuyaozaiwodeshenshangqianbeibaibeitaohuiqu。taqinzijichaifangdemenshanglesuo，

linzouqianhaidao：“nijiezhenao，duonaojici，wozhihuigengjiayaneni。”chaifangyinleng，xialexue，

bingliangliangdecongfengxiluozaiwoetou，womeiyousi，queyiwaixiaochan。dangran，suziyuyeshibuxinde。

zaiyicizoujindalisiqian，tazhongyujiangyunshahandaojinqian：“quzhaofuren，gaosuta，ruoshitayihounengguaiyixie，

buzaireshi，wojiurangtahuilai。”wokuxiaoyisheng，takeyifangxinle，woyihoudouhenguai，yebuhuireshi。

zhishi，woyemeibanfazaihuilaile。yunshalikelingmingerqu，jiaobulitouzheyisizheji，

suziyuzoujindalisidemen，danxiayike，yixianglengjingdeta，quedunshidengdaleyan。wopiaojinqu，

daikanqingyanqianderenshi，dunshiyebuganzaidong，nanyizhixin。

yiqifengfadehongyinvzijiangyizhongdalisiguanyuanmalegegouxuelintou：“tianzijiaoxia，rucieliedeanzi，

yijingkuaiyitianle，nimenyidianmeimudoumeichachulai，jiushizheiyangdangguande？”“wojinimensantianshijian，

zaichabuchulai，wojiuquqiujiujiu，badalisizhengqingdeweizhihuanren，jiwodesisicaidui！”neiyangzhangyawuzhua，

bushininganjunzhu，hainengshishei？4.suziyuzhanzheshou，liangqiangdepaoguoqu：“ningan，shinima？

zhendeshinima？”ninganjunzhukandaota，zhijiehoutuiyibu，wozhushenhouneigenanrendeshou，