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《wosihou，fengpibazongkusile》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youxiangguozijingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaopeijijiangyiroujiangmingweimianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian，zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。heimoutengdeshaoqiyicunuhuo，lianshangdeshenqingyekaishikuangluan：“haoa！jiranneimetinghua，jintianjiuguannijinbi，……。

精彩章节

shibasuizheinian，gaolenghaomentaiziyegenwoqiuhun，wojidongdedaying。renrendouxianmuwominghao，

yigegunvjingrannengjiarudingjihaomen。kesheidoubuzhidao，peijiyoubing。weilebawochedixunfu，

hunhoutabutingwangjialidainvren。wokuguonaoguo，ketaquezongshixiesixiaodao：“laopo，

wobuguoshifanletianxiananrendouhuifandecuoeryi。fangxin，laogongxinlizhiyouniyige。

”zhidaotadaihuikansixiaobaitudejiangyirou。taniezhetadeyao，pixiaokanzhewo：“zheigeyoudiannangao，taiguaile。

wobuyuantashouweiqu，jiuzhinengweiquni，rangtazuojitianpeitaitai！”woguizheqiuta：“lihunba！

qiunifangwozou！”tingdaolihun，tafalefengsideniezhewodexiaba：“zaigantilihunwojiunongsineigenanren。

”wojingkongyoujuewang，mamudikantahejiangyirouqinre。mochushoujifaletiaoxinxi：“neigejihua，wotongyile！

”1henkuai，neibianhuiletiaoxiaoxi：“hao，yiqiedengwotongzhi。”kanzhezaishafashangchanzaiyiqideliangren，

woxinzhongsuanse，wohepeiji，daodihaishizoudaolezheiyibu。jiangyiroubaozhepeiji，guyifachuyishengjiaoheng，

redetaxiangtiaoshiqulizhidelang，henbudebataroujinshentili。jiangyiroujindingzhewodeyanlishanzhedeyideguang。

kanzhetamenzheiyimu，woxinlisuanse，weilituranfanjiangdaohaiqilai。“ou！”yizhibuzhude，

wotudehuntianheidi。jiangyiroudunshiheilelianse，tahongzheyanjingbantuikaitashenshangdenanren。“peizong，

wo----womeilianle，mingweijiejieshibushijuedewozheiyangrangtaexinle？

nikantaguyituchengzheiyanglaiwuruwo。”tashuozheyanleijiudiaoxialai。redepeijixintengdiqinwentadeetou。

haoburongyianfuzhutadexiaobaitu，tayizhuantou，mouguangruilidikanzhewooutu，zuijiaoturanweiweiyiqiao。

“laoponituhaolemei？tuhaoqubangwonahetaozi，nizhidaowoxihuanshenmeweidaode。

”yuqilizhanzheqingtiaodexiao。wowuzhetudenanshoudewei，hongzheyanjingwenta：“peiji，niwangoulemei？

”kandaowokuaikule，tazhongyushouqizuijiaodepixiao，yibatuikaihuailidejiangyirou，dabuguolai，chaowoshenchushou。

“qilaiba！dishangguailiangde，laogongjiuxihuankannichicudeyangzi。keaideyaoming，mingmingxinlicudeyaosi，

pianbuhuigenwoshuojuruanhua。”“huashuohuilai，wobujiushiwanjigenvren，niyoushenmehaocude？xiaojiaziqi，

gaifa！”tingletadehua，woshouhuigangshenchudeshou，xinlisijiyiban。tazongshizheiyang，

yonggezhongnvrenlai**wochicu，dangwozhendeshengqiqilaishi，tayouhuiguaiwoxiaoqi，bianzhefadichengfawo。

tayoubing，fengdaokuairangwokuaizhixi。zheiyangderiziwoguogoule！wozhuanshenhuiwoshi，jitanalaiyihetaozi，

anjingdifangdaoshafashang：“nixihuandecaomeiwei。”guoran，kandaorucilengdanpingjingdewo。tayoufaqifeng。

heimoutengdeshaoqiyicunuhuo，lianshangdeshenqingyekaishikuangluan：“haoa！jiranneimetinghua，jintianjiuguannijinbi，

buzhunchifan。”tadalidibawotuodaojingchangyonglaiguanwodexiaoheiwu，zhongzhongdibawotuisangzaidi。wotaoyanzheili，

zhengzhazhexiangyaolikai。taquexiexiaozhelaguolianggenxiangzuandejiaolian，wenroudilaguowodejiao，

zaiwojiaomianshangyinxiaqingrouyiwen。wozhanlizhexiangyaotuisuo，keshenhoushibinglengdeqiangbi，wotuiwuketui。

“laopobuguai，neijiudaijitianlaogongweiniteyidingzhide‘aidejiasuo’，

shenmeshihouxiangtongleshenmeshihoufangnichulai。”“ayi，taitaibuhuichicu，

neizheijitianjiupeiyangpeiyangtadeaihao，yirisancan，meidunjitasongyitongcujinlai。”kantayinchendelianse，

jialiayihedemangbudiediantou。“ruguohebuwan，jiujitaguanxiaqu。”ayilianmindikanwoyiyan，

kuaisusuoshangxiaoheiwudemen。woxiangtiaogousiditanzaidishang，xinlinanshoudekuaiyaohuxibushanglai。

turanweiliyoushiyizhenfanteng。2dengwoyououlejishenghou，xiangqizheigeyuechichimeilaideyuejing，xinlihuangdebuxing。

xiawuayijiwosongculai，zhengzhengyisheng。“taitai，nikuaiheba！peizongzaiwaimiandengzhechakanni！

”wotaiqineirangrenzuooudechencu，bianhebiantu。ketingchuanlaijiangyiroudejiaoxiaosheng：“xiexieqinaide，

renjiabuguoshisuibiantileyizuifuelosophyguozhi，meixiangdaonijiubangwobeihaole，niduiwozhenhao。

”peijidichencixingdesangyinxiangqi：“ququguozhieryi，zhiyaonixihuan，tianshangdexingxingwoyejininonglai。

”liangrenzaiketingdiaoxiao，worenzheexinzhongyuhewanleneipingcu，zhenggexiongqianghesangziyandouxiangzhehuoside，

shaodewozhenggerendouteng。“ayi，qiunijianshi。”zaiayichuquzhiqian，

woqiutaxiacijinlaibangwodaiyiyangdongxi。kenengshiyinweiheletaiduocu，woyoubuduandioutu，banyeshi，

woganjuezijitiwenbuzhengchangdishaoqilai。touhunhunchenchenzhiji，xiangqizhiqianmeiyicishengbing，

peijidouhuibawobaozaihuailixintengdihongzhe，woxinzangjiuzheteng。zheishifangjianmendakaileyigekouzi。

“peiji----”wowuyishidichusheng，neixinlihaishiqidaizheta。yitaitou，

quezhikandaojiangyirouneizhangfennudaoniuqudelian，nalihaiyouxiaobaitudeyangzi。taehenhendikanzhewo：“**！

ququyigeguer，zanlebabeizidefuqijiajipeizong，haiganretabugaoxing。

nizhibuzhidaowaimianyouduoshaorenxiangyaonizheigeweizhi？”naohailishanguoganggangqingdongshi，

peijijiaodejingranshiwodemingzi，tajiuzhuakuangdebuxing。wotaitou，pingjingdikanzheta：“nixiangyaoma？

worangjini。”tayandishanguoyisibeichuochuandelangbei，suijiyoubeiniuqudejihenfugai。

tarutongbeicaileweibademaosiditiaoqilaizhizhewonuma：“**，peitaitaiyouruhe，

gangganghepeizonggunchuangdanderen，keshiwo。”tayanlishimanmandeyinzhi。“neiyouzenyang？

hetagunguochuangdandenvrenkeduole，tashuoguoainima？”wohuayingangluo，tazaiyebengbuzhu。

taiqizhuozishangneibeilengshuidoutoujiujiwojiaoxialai。“**！nijiwobizui！kannizheilianhongdesaoyang，

shibushikanwomenganhuoyanchanle，wobangnijiangjiangwen。”wohunshenyigejiling，lengshuishunzhelianjialiuxia，

zhenggerenlangbeibukan。“ganqifuwolaopo，huonile？”peijilengchendeshengyinzaimenwaixiangqi，

yinlengdemuguangkanzhejiangyirou，xiuzhangdashouquemantiaosilidibawanzhetacongbaideshou。jiangyiroubeihededingzaiyuandi，

sesefadou，guzuorouruandibianjie：“peizongniwuhuirenjiale，wobuguoshixintengjiangjiejie，xiangjitaduanbeishuihe，

sheixiangdaotajingranbulingqing，zheicaibashuijisale------”“chuqu！”peijidaduantadehua，

lengshengrangtachuqu。tazaiwopangbiandunxia，wenroudibangwocazhetoufahelianshangdeshui。

qingqingbawobaozaihuaili：“guai，nishiwolaopo，sheidoubiexiangqifuni。”wenredechunyingzaiwoetou，

woquezhenggerenpadesesefadou。3diertianyidazao，xiaoheiwudemendakai，baobiaoyitangtangwanglisongdongxi。

caijianjingzhidelifuhesanfazheyaoyanguangmangdezhubao，quanbushidangqianshishangdechaoliu，youqiandoumaibudaodehaodongxi。

“laopo，kankanxibuxihuan？wodoushianzhaonidexihaodingde。zuowanxiaoguniangtailumang，woyijingmaguota，

zheixiejiudangshipeizuili。”peijiyiruyiwangdemeiyici，dayibangjikezao，

shituyongzheixiedongxilaiyangaitaduiwodeshanghai。woweilizaicifanjiangdaohai，genbenmeiliqiyingfuta。

zhihaosuiyidibailebaishou：“nizheixiedongxiwodoubuyao，zhiqiunifangwochuqu。

”woyijuhuadianranletadenuhuo。zhijiantadiankuangdiyijiaobaneixieshoushitifei：“feiwu！taitaibuxihuan，

nimenzijiqulingfaqu。”baobiaohedeyiyongersan。tadunzaiwopangbian，coujinwoerduo，

diyadeshengyindaizhejifenbingtaidechikuang：“laopo，woquannisilezheitiaoxin，jiushisiwodoubuhuifangnizoude，

hahahaha---”wojuewangdibishangyanjing，renyouyanleihualuo。tazaijianbudewozheiyangzi，

fengkuangdisichewoshenshangdeyifu：“jiranwosongdedoukanbushang，neinishenshangchuandezheixieyeshiwomaide，

jiwotuoxialai---”fashaoguohoudeshentiyidianliqidoumeiyou，wobeitasichede**。

wosuochengyituanjinjinbaojinziji，menmendikaikou：“womenlihunba！”tayidun，

suijibaonudibawoyifusilegefensui，mengdiqiazhuwodexiahe，zhifujihuyaoxianjinwodepirou：“lihun？

niyouxiangquzhaotashiba？”“meiyou！”“jiangmingwei，niyiweijielewodehun，hainengquanshenertui？

”tamengdichekailingdai，jiangwoanzaimandilangjieshang。wowulidizhengzhazhe，

zhijiahenhenqiazaitajianbangshang：“peiji，wofashaohaonanshou，nibiepengwo。”tahoujiegundongzhetunxiafennu，

yandixinghongyipian：“jiangmingwei，nijinbule，zhidaoyongshengbinglaitaobiwodepengchu。”“keshizenmeban？

woxianzaijiuxianghaohaotengni，rangnizaiyebugangenwotilihun。”tabuguanbugu，

wodehoubeiluozaiposuidezhenzhuxianglianshang，jianruidetongganxiwangquanshenshangxia。

tafalefengdiyaozhuwodesuogu：“guai，laogongbangnijiangwen。”guntangdehuxipensazaiwopifushang。

wojuewangdibishangyanjing，xianggemeiyoushengjidepobuwawa，renyoutafaxie。“mingwei，

bielikaiwo-----”tabaozhewo，dongqingdihanzhewodemingzi。wozhenggerenxiangshicongshuililaochulai，

tabawojinjinbaozaihuaili，qinzibangwochongxishenti。“taitaileile，jitaaodianyanwobubu。

”qingroudibawofangzaichuangshang，peijifenfuayi。“peizong，gaosuniyigehaoxiaoxi，wohuaiyunle。

”waimianturanchuanlaijiangyiroukaixindeshengyin。“shima？taihaole！kebienongcuole，

wozaidainiquyiyuanquerenyixia。”tabangwolabeizideshoumengdidunzhu，dabuchaomenwaibenqu。yanleihuaguoyanjiao，

wobashouqingqingfangdaoduzishang。jiehunsannian，wodoumeihuaishangtadehaizi，quezaiwojuedinglikaishi，

tabuheshiyidilaile，zaonie。xinlitaitongtaileile，wohunshuileyizhengtian。zhidaoshoushangchuanlaicitong。

zhengkaiyanjing，jiukandaojiangyiroushuangshoufuzhepingtandeduzi，yiliandeyidikanzhewo，

woshoubeishangliuxialetazhangjiapianhuaguodehonghen。“jiejie，wojinibaoxilaile，wohuaishangle。

”wodandankaikou：“zhidaole，chuqu！”beiwozheiyangduidai，taturankaojinwo，

lianshangdoushiniuqudebiaoqing：“niaoqishenme？nihaibuzhidaoba？nimenjiehunsanniannidoumeihuaiyun，

shitagenbenbuxiangyaonidehaizi。peizongshuole，woduzilizheigehuishitaweiyidehaizi，

yihoupeishiyehuiyouwodehaizilaijicheng。nizheilaonvrenjiudengzhebeisaodichumenba！”“gun！

”wolaqibeizigaizhutou，yanleiwushengdihualuo。4meiyihuier，peijihuilaile。

takaixindichuizhekoushao：“laopobieshuile，kuaiqilai，kanlaogongjinimaileshenmehaodongxi。”wojinbishuangyan，

dongdoumeidong。tahaopiqidipashangchuanglai，congbeihouqingqingbaozhuwo：“laopo，jiangyirouhuaiyun，

yihouwomenjiuyouhaizile，nikaixinma？kuaiqilaichidangao。”xinzangchudeduntongdunshibiandejianruiqilai，

wozhenggerentongdequansuoqilai。zenmehuikaixinni？guishishenchadi，

womenmendiwenleju：“ruguowoyehuaiyunleni？”tadunshijinguzhewo，zhoushendeqiyashunjianjiangzhibingdian。

dashoubutingdizaiwoxiaofuyouyi，manmandi，yicuncundi，rangwopadebuzhufadou。“nizaishuoyibian？

”meigezidouxiangcuiledudebingren。wohaipatazheiyangdeyuqi，xiangyaokaikoushuomeiyou。turantaquedixiaochusheng，

wenredechuntiezaiwoerchui：“zhenbuguai。”dazhangmengdiyonglianshangwodexiaofu：“ruguozhenhuaile，

neijiuqingyishenglai，bazheili-----qingliganjing！”“buyao----meihuai，womeihuai。

”wohedeyigejiling，zhuanguoshensisizhuazhutadeshouwan，yanleidakedakewangxialuo，

shengyindoudebuchengyangzi：“wopiannide----wozhendemeihuai----”tamiqiyan，

shenshidemuguangxiangdaoyiyangguaguowodelian，dashouwuyishidimosuozhewolianshangdeleihen。banshang，

他突然轻笑一声，

yuqiwenroudejinhuguiyi：“xiacikebiezaikaizheizhongwanxiao----”wozaitahuailidourushaikang，

danzhanxinjingdizaicikaikou：“peiji，womenli----”hunzihaimeishuochukou，

jiubeitadedazhangyibawuzhuzui。tayanlishixiongxiongranshaodeliehuo：“jiangmingwei，woyoumeiyoushuoguo，

buzhunnizaishuozheilianggezi？”tanachushouji，diaochuyigeshipin。libiandenanrenchuanzheqianfu，

zhengzhuanzhudibangrenzuoshoushu。“niganzaishuoyigezi，wobatadeshoufeile。”“buyao！

”wobaozhetaaiqiu：“qiuqiunibuyaoshanghaiwoge。”kandaowoweilushenqiuqing，tagengjiadiankuang，

dashouqiazhewodebozi：“tasuanninamenzidege？jiangmingwei，nishiguer，wufuwumuwuqinren！

zairangwotingdaonizheimeqinnidijiaota，worangrennongsita。”wobeitaqiadefanbaiyan，yunleguoqu。zaicixinglai，

woyoubeiguandaolexiaoheiwu。jiangyirouwuzhepingtandexiaofu，dingdingdizhanzaiwodechuangbian，yanshenedudidingzhewo。

zaiwoxingguolaideneiyike，tadashengchaomenwaihandao：“jiejie，nizhongyuxingle。”wohaimeifanyingguolaishi，

taturanyibabawocongchuangshangcheqilai，woxiangchouhuizijideshou，taqueshunshizhizhichaozheyipangdejuzizhuangqu。

duzizhenghaoduizhejuzidejianjiao。“a，

qiujiejiebuyaoshanghaiwodehaizi------”yidaogaodadeshenyingchongjinlai，yibatuikaiwo，

kuaisudilanzaitamianqian，batabaolegemanhuai。“peizong，woduzihaoteng。

”jiangyiroujinghuangweidingdimozhezijideduzi，rouruodikaozaipeijihuaili。“jiangmingwei，nishizaitaibuguaile，

haiziyourenhedeshanshi，worangnijitapeizui。”tashenzhidoumeiyoujiwojieshidejihui，

baozhejiangyirouchongchulefangjian。wowuzhezhuangdaodeduzi，tengdelenghanzhiliu，qingxingtajilewojihui。