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wenzhangmingzijiaozuo《wosihou，kaofentoucaogaokualeweihunfu》，shiyibenshifennaidudexiandaiyanqing zuopin，weiraozhezhujiao luhuaianlinweiweizhijiandegushisuozhankaide，zuozhebuzhituite，jianjieshi：「meiyongdedongxi，yigexiaoxiaodesuniandougaobuding，xianzaihaibazijizhetengchengzheifuguiyangzi！」luhuaianxuruodibianjie：「ba，bushiwo……woyebuzhidaozenmehui……

精彩章节

weiletaoliwodehaomenweihunfuluhuaian，wojingxincehualeyichangyiwai，jiasituoshen。suoyourendouyiwei，

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「huaian，chengnanneigexiangmu，gudongmendouzaidengnijueceni。nizheiyang……」

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「meiyongdedongxi，yigexiaoxiaodesuniandougaobuding，xianzaihaibazijizhetengchengzheifuguiyangzi！」

luhuaianxuruodibianjie：「ba，bushiwo……woyebuzhidaozenmehuishi，yishengdouchabuchulai……」

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guancaili，kongkongruye。meiyoushigu，meiyouguhui，shenmedoumeiyou。

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tashenhoudejigeshubogengshimianmianxiangqu，biaoqingjingcaifencheng。sheidouzhidao，lujiahesujiadelianyin，

shilujiapanshanggenggaozhideguanjian。wo「si」hou，sujiabeitongyujue，dankanzailuhuaianye「beitongyujue」

defenshang，yijiujilelushibushaofuchi。kexianzai，zheiduanshipin，wuyishihenhenyibazhang，

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zheilimianyouwuhui……」「wobushiniqinjiamu！」wobanuheyisheng，