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zuozhe“zhimahuhu”dezuixinyuanchuangzuopin，duanpianyanqingxiaoshuo《woshahou，laopodaibutongnanrenhuijia》，jiangshuzhujiaoheqingqingchenghaoweishenbianfashengdejingcaigushi，zuozhewenbibusu，jingcaijuqingburongcuoguo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：chenghaoweixianedishuaikailewo。“zhensaoxing！qingqing，womenquwaimianchi，biedalizheigeshazi！”heqingqinghaobuyouyudigenzhetazoule。wopinmingdikouchuzuilidedongxi……

精彩章节

yichangchehuohou，wobianchengleshazi，qiziheqingqingyebianlexin。takaishimeiwandaizhebutongdenanrenhuijia，

siwujidandizaiwoyanpizidixiaqinre，shenzhizongrongyenanrenduiwosiyiqiru、dadachushou。

woxiesidilidifafengshi，taquefenmendizhizewo:“mengyunfei，ninengbunengbuyaozongshixiangshihaiziyiyangfafeng？

woshigeren，woyehuilei，woyexuyaoai，woyeyouwodexuqiu！niyijingchengleshazi，

womeiyoupaoqiniyishirenci，nandaohaiyaowoweinishoushenruyuyibeizima！”ketabuzhidao，

dangchutashenhuanruxianai，shiwozhudongdiandanglewodeconghui，huanquletadejiankang。diandangpuguiding，

zhiyaowoshagousannian，tadeaizhengjiunengchediquanyu，buzaifufa。haichasantian，jiumansannian。kewohouhuile。

woxiangshuhuiwoshiqudedongxile。1sannianqianwozaoyuleyichangchehuo，hunmizhong，

wodelinghunturanchuangjinleyijiandiandangpu。dangpunvlaobanwenwo，shifouyuanyidiandangzijideconghui？

zhiyaosannianneiwoyuanyishiquyuyannengli、mianbuguanlinenglihezilinengli，xianggehaiziyiyangmeitianliuzhehalazi，

chichishasha，heqingqingderuxianaijiuhuichediquanyu。zhixusannian，wobiannenghuifuzhengchang。weileheqingqing，

wohaobuyouyudidayingle。woxinghou，heqingqingderuxianaiqijibandihaole。faxianwobiandechishahou，

tameiyouxianqiwo，fanerduiwobulibuqi，daochuchouqianpeiwokanbing。kejinshidiernian，tabianbianle。

tabuzaidaiwosichuqiuyi，kaishizaochuwangui，yebuguisu。jinnianshiwobianshadedisannian，

tayijingmingmuzhangdandidaizhebutongdenanrenhuijia。sixujian，fangmen“kaca”yishengbeirendakai。

heqingqingyoudaizhexindenanrenhuilaile。tamenpobujidai，

dangzhewodemianzaimenkoulouloubaobao、erbinsimoleqilai。nanrenchaoketinglidailengdewokanleyiyan，

jifengdiyangqizuijiao:“qingqing，nilaogonghaizaineikanzheni。”“bielita！

”heqingqinghaobuzaiyididilewoyiyan，“tashigeshazi，shenmedoubudong，jiurangtakanzhe！

”wozhengzhengdikanzhetamen，xinlifangfobeizhenzhabannanshou。shia，woshigeshazi。jishiwodenaozihenqingxing，

kewoshiqulezhengchangdeyuyannenglihemianbuguanlinengli，jibianqinyankanjiantachugui，

woyeshuobuchuyijuwanzhengdehua，zuobuchufennudebiaoqing，wufanuchitamendexingwei。

wozhinengxianggehaiziyiyangchichidikanzhetamen。wojinjinzuanzhequantou，yankuangqueyinjidufennuerfanhong。

nanrenjianzhuang，culecumeitou:“qingqing，nilaogongkule，niquedingtashenmeyebudongma？

”“tabianshaleyihoujiugengehaiziyiyang，jingchangku，wodouxiguanle。”heqingqingmanbuzaihu。

tasongkailenanren，congbaolinachuyihexiaodangao，jingzhizoudaowomianqian，fangdishengdiaohongwo:“yunfei，

wojinimailedangao，nikuaijinfangjianliquchidangaoba。”wogangshadeshihou，

heqingqingjingchanghuinadangaohongwokaixin。jibianwoyoukunanyan，keyoutadepeiban，woyejuederizihentian。

kerujin，kanzheyanqiandedangao，woquezhijuedewubifengci。wowufajieshoutadebeipan，

shichuquanshenliqizaletashoulidedangao，zhiaodilazhetadeshou，

xianggehaiziyiyangyuwuluncidihanzhe:“yunfeidangao，buyao……qingqingbuyaopeita……peiwo……”“goule！

”heqingqingbunaifandijiangwotuikai，“mengyunfei，ninengbunengbuyaozongshixiangshihaiziyiyangfafeng，

wozhenshishougoule！woshigeren，woyehuilei，woyexuyaoai，woyeyouwodexuqiu！niyijingbunengrendao，

nandaohaibunengrangwozhaobierenshujiejimoma！”shuoba，talouzhenanrendeyaojuejuedijinlefangjian。

erwoliangliangqiangqiangdishuaizailedishang。xigaikedaolechaji，popichuxue，zuanxindetengtongchuanlai，

siyimanyanjinxinli。2buduoshi，fangjianneichuanchuyizhenzhenaimeinankandechuanxisheng。wodenaoziwubiqingxing，

neiyizhenzhenchuanxi，rutongliren，henhencitongwodexinzang。zheiyangdechangjing，woyijingjinglilehenduoci。meici，

wodouxiangchongjinquxiesidilididanaoyichang，kewodexingdongyijingbushoudanaokongzhi，

wodeshuangtuirutongguanleqianyiyang，genbenyongbushangli。wozhinengxianggehaiziyiyangdaidaidishouzaifangmenqian，

yizhengyewumian。yinweishiqulezilinengli，wodaxiaobianyeshikong，shiniaolaleyidi。diertianzaoshang，

nanrendakaifangmenhouzhuangjianyishenwuhuidewo，xianediwuzhebi，nuchidao:“shazi！yaolashiqucesuola，

lazaifangmenkouniebuexin！”wodailengditaimoukanta，shichuquanlituchuleyiju:“wobu……exin，

ni……exin！”nanrenborandanu，ehenhendichuailewoyijiao。“niyigeshaziyeganmawo，

shibushihuodebunaifanle！”tayinchenzhelianduiwoquandajiaoti，dadachushou。wowulifankang，

zhinengyingshengshengdiaizhe。heqingqingzhanzaifangmenkou，yanzhengzhengdikanzhewobeida，quewudongyuzhong。wobeidalexujiu，

zhidaoetoukaishishenchuxueji，heqingqingcaihanzhulenanren:“suanlehaowei，tazhishigeshazi，shenmeyebudong，

nijiubiegenyigeshazijijiaole。”lianggerenzoule。liuxiabiqinglianzhong、quanshenwuhuibukandewoduzipazaidishang。

xinlidetongyi，rutonghailang，jihukuaiyaojiangwotunmei。zheiyikedewo，kaishihouhuidangchudejueding。

wodewusifuchu，zhendezhidema？jiuzaizheishi，erbianhudechuxianlediandangpunvlaobandeshengyin。“mengyunfei，

jiancedaonidexintaidongyao，shifoukaolvbanidiandangdedongxishuhuiqu？”wozhenglezheng，

yashengwenta:“shuhuilaile，huiyoushenmehouguo？”“niqizideruxianaijianghuifufa，qiechediyaoshiwuyi。

”woyouyulehenjiu。zuizhonghaishiyaoleyaotou:“bushuhui。”woheheqingqingcongdaxuedaoxianzai，

zaiyiqizhengzhengshinian。cengjingdetaduiwohenhao，bujinmeiyouxianqiwoqiong，

haizaiwozuiluopodeshihouyiwufangudijiajilewo。dangchuwopaoyewuhejiuhedaoweichuxueshi，

tahaobuyouyudijiwoxianle800haoshengxue，jiuhuilewodeming。womenbengaihaiyougehaizi，

keyinweineicixianxue，haiziyeliudiaole。heqingqingqueshuocongbuhouhui，zaitaxinli，wodejiankangyongyuanshidiyiwei。

tayiqian，mingminghenaiwode。keaiqing，yeshijingbuqikaoyande。sannianqiman，haiqingletadeenqing，

womenjiuliangbuxiangqianle。3heqingqingkaishibuzaipinfandaibutongdenanrenhuilai，

ershimeitiangudingzhidaichenghaoweiyigerenhuilai。tamenhaoxiangchanshengleganqing，buzaizhishidanchundeshujiejimo。

tamenjingchangsiwujidandidangzhewodemianqinre、diaoqing。gangkaishidewohuibengkui，huifennu。kecishuduole，

woyejiujianjianmamule。jiulianchenghaoweijicisanfandichaofengwo，woyebiandewudongyuzhong。haiyoubangeyue，

jiumansannian。womanmanshuzherizi，qidaizaoriquanshenertui。kezuihou，wohaishidongyaole。

heqingqing28suishengrineitian，zaicidaizhechenghaoweilailejiali。chenghaoweiqinzixiachuweitazuofan。dakaibingxiangshi，

tafaxianlimianyouyihedongrou。zheihedongrou，shiheqingqingcengjingliudiaodesangeyuedepeitai。

dangshidewomenwanbanbushe，xiaoxinyiyidijiangtabaocunleqilai。kexianzai，

chenghaoweiquejiangzheituanpeitaifangjinleyouguo。dengwochidundizoujinchufangshi，

peitaiyijingbeitazuochengle“lajiaochaorou”。wowufajieshou，chedibengkui，xinghongzheyanhuiqiquantou，

xiesidilidichaotachongleguoqu！“hun……dan！”kewoxingdongchihuan，genbenbushichenghaoweideduishou，

wodequantouhaimeipengdaota，bianbeitayijiaohenhenchuaifanzaidishang。heqingqingtingdaodongjing，limapaojinlechufang。

“haowei，zenmele？”chenghaoweizaicichuailewoyijiao，zuilimalieliedao:“qingqing，nizheigelaogongshajiusuanle，

zenmehailaoshimomingqimiaofafeng！”heqingqingzhuantounuchiwo:“mengyunfei，nizaizheiyang，

woyihoukejiuzaiyebuguannile！”wopazaidishang，shuangmuchihong，qidexiongtangjulieqifu。

wosisidengzhechenghaowei，zhanweiweidijuqishou，zhizhewanlineidaochaorou，feijinquanli，

hanhubuqingdikaikou:“ni……weishenmeyaobatachaole！nizhibuzhi……zhibuzhi，zheishiwode……haizi！

”heqingqingbuganxiangxinwoshuochudehua，tongkongyizhen:“yunfei，ni……”tadezhenjing，quebeichenghaoweidaduan。

“wozhidaoa，zenmele？shiqingqingdayingrangwobatajichaolede，tingshuozheigedongxidabua！

”chenghaoweimanliandeyi，yuqilijinshichaofengzhiyi。wobukezhixindikanzheheqingqing，

xinzangfangfobeisiliechengliangban，zuanxindetongyixilai。cengjingdetaweilezheigehaiziliulebushaoyanlei，rujin，

jingnengrucixinhen！wobeifendizhanglezhangzui，yongjinliqi，quezaiyeshuobuchuyijuhua，

zhinengbeitongdifachu“yiyiwuwu”sheng。chenghaoweijifengdinilewoyiyan，turanduanqizaotaishangdecaiwan，

huanhuandunxiashen，chezhulewodetoufa。“shazi，jirannizheimezaiyizheipanrou，neijiuquanjinichile！

jinizheigeshaziyebubu，shuobudingchiwanyihoujiubushale！”shuowan，tazhuaqiwanliderou，

ehenhendiquanbusaijinlewozuili。heqingqingyanzhengzhengdikanzhe，haowuquanzu。saiwanpanzhongderou，

chenghaoweixianedishuaikailewo。“zhensaoxing！qingqing，womenquwaimianchi，biedalizheigeshazi！

”heqingqinghaobuyouyudigenzhetazoule。wopinmingdikouchuzuilidedongxi，weiliyizhenexin，

souchangguadudituleqilai。wolangbeidipazaidishang，yanleibuzijuedihualuoyankuang。heqingqingdejueqing，

rangwogandaojuewang。wojianchibuxiaqule。erbian，turanyoufuxianchuledangpunvlaobandeshengyin:“mengyunfei，

jiancedaonidexintaizaicidongyao，shifouxiangyaoshuhuizijidediandangwu？”wochenyinpianke，yashenghuidao:“shi，

woyaoshuhui。”dangpulaobanqueturantanlekouqi:“zhishengzuihousantianle，jianyinihaishizaijianchijianchiba，

bierangzheisanniandenulidouqiangongjinqile。”wosisiwozhequantou，jinjinyaozhechun。chunjiaodoubeiyaopo，

liuleyizuidexue，yinhongcimu。zuihou，wohaishixuanzeletuoxie。4wanshang，jiubaoyanzudeheqingqinghuilaile。

xiangqibaitianwodefanchang，tazuozaiwodechuangyan，shitandiwenwo:“yunfei，ni……shibushibushale？

nihuifuzhengchangle？”wotangzaichuangshangbaozhebeizi，yanshenkongdong，

buduandinannan:“yunfeibusha……yunfeibushishazi……bushi……”heqingqingdashisuowang。

taturanyuanhendidengzhewo，yanlimanshinuhuo，xiesidilididamawo:“nijiushigeshazi！mengyunfei，

nizheigeshazidanwulewodeqingchun，huilewoderensheng，ninashenmepeiwo！”wodaidaidikanzheta，

xinlijutongwubi。mingmingshiwozhengjiuletadeshengming，kezaitayanli，woquechengleneigehuiletarenshengderen。

duokexiaoa。sannianshejifuchu，huanlaidequeshizheiyangdehuibao。diertianqingchen，heqingqingzaozaobianchulemen。

tazouhou，jializaicikongdangdangde，lingrenzhixiyouyiyu。zicongchishahou，wobianyizhiyigerendaizaijiali，

zaiyemeiyouduzichuguomen。jintian，woturanyexiangchuquzouzou。womoyangchisha，zoulubenzhuoyaoyaohuanghuang，

yilushangyinqilebushaolurendezhushihezhizhidiandian。kewoquezhiruowangwen。jingguoyitiaopianpidexiaoheshi，

woqueyiwaikandaoleliangdaoshuxideshenying。kuankuodecaodishang，bumanleyinhongxuanlidemeiguihua，

tianjishengfangzhexuanlandeyanhuo，cuicanmili。chenghaoweishoulipengzhexianhua，danxiguidi，

shengqingbingmaodixiangheqingqingqiuhun:“qingqing，chuaileneigeshazi，jiajiwoba！wohuiyishengyishishouhuni！

”heqingqingyanhanrelei，manliangandongdidiantou:“haowei，woyuanyi！”zheiyimu，henhencitonglewodeyanmou。

wowubifennu，qifenzijidezhenxinbeigufu，qifenzheisanniandefuchubeiwuqingjianta！

wohuranxiangshifalefengyiban，diediezhuangzhuangdichongleguoqu，badiaolexianchangsuoyoumeigui，

tidaolezhengzairanfangdeyanhuo，jiangqiuhunxianchangpohuaideyipianlangjie！chenghaoweiborandanu，yibalinqiwodeyiling，

ehenhendishuailewoyiquan。“mengyunfeinizheigeshazi！jingranganpohuaiwojingxinbuzhideqiuhunyishi！

nishibushixiangsi！”chenghaoweibawoyazaidishang，quandajiaoti，wuqingdichaoxiao:“mengyunfei，

nidaodishizhenshahaishijiasha？nandaolianyigeshazi，douwufajieshouzijibeidailelvmaoma？

kenizaifennuyouyoushenmeyong？nilianzijideshenghuodouwufazili，nijibuleqingqingweilai，

zhiyouhuanwolaishouhuta！”wobeitasisiyazhe，dadebiqinglianzhongtoupoxueliu，genbenmeiyouhaishoudenengli。

heqingqingyanzhengzhengkanzhewobeida，bujinmeiyouquanzu，fanerkanwodeyanshenchongmanxianqi。zuihou，

chenghaoweijianglangbeibukandewokunleqilai，diudaolehebianshang。“qingqing，bazheigeshazituixiaqu。

”heqingqingzhenjingdidengdayan:“haowei，nifengle？”chenghaoweijifengdigoulegouchun，yanzhongshanzhehenlideguang，

youhongtadao:“qingqing，zheisanniannibuleima？tasile，nijiunengchedijietuole。“fanzhengzheilimeiren，

buhuiyourenfaxiande，niyedasuanjiajiwole，burujiurangtachedixiaoshiba！“tazheifuchishachunbendeyangzi，

lianshenghuodoubunengzili，huozheyeshishouzui，haiburusilesuanle。”heqingqingxiangshibeitashuodongle，

weizhangzhezuilengzaiyuandi，shuangshouqingqingzhandou。xujiu，tahuanhuanzouxiangtangzaihebiandewo。tadeyanli，

chongmanlechiyiheyouyudeshense。wochihongzheyankanta，xinlirengbaoyouyisiqiwang，xiwangtaliangxinweimin，

buhuizhiwoyusidi。kezuihou，tahaishibilebiyan，chaowoshenchuleshou。“yunfei，niyebieguaiwo，

nishalesannian，woyezhaogulenisannian，zheisannianwowushucidebengkui，zhendeyijingjianchibuxiaqule。

huoxusile，duinilaishuoyeshiyizhongjietuo。”shuowan，tawuqingjiangwotuijinleshenbujiandideheli。

binglengdeheshuixibianwodequanshen，zhixiganshunjianchanraoxintou，wodexiongkoufangfobeiyizhiwuxingdeshoujinjinqiazhu。

putiangaididetongyixilai，rangwoxinrusihui。juewangzhiji，