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jingcaixiaoshuo《wosihou，quanjiatoukanwopengyouquanfengle》，xiaoshuozhujiaoshijianghuailinxuelinwei，wenzhangchongmanjiqing，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，yikanjiushangyin。xiaoshuoneirongjiexuanshaonianmencaizhedanchehuxiaoerguo，yuanchucaochangshangyourenzaidaqiu，chongmanlexianhuode、dingfeiderenqi。wotanlandihuxizheshuyuxianshishijiede、ziyoudekongqi，xinzangzai……

精彩章节

zaiwotizhenqianjinlinxuesiyuneichangjingxincehuadechehuohou，suoyourendouyiweigushihuizouxiang「edunvpeituichang，

wangzigongzhuxingfushenghuo」deyuanmanjieju。aitarumingdeweihunfujianghuai，zhongyukeyihaowufudandiyongtaruhuai。

duiwolengmoleshibaniandejiaren，zhongyukeyixinanlidediduchongtayiren。tamendoujietuole。woyejietuole。

yinweiwomeisi，wozhishihuidaolewozijideshijie。yigemeiyoutamen，bingqiejingcaiwanbeideshijie。

dantamenbuzhidao，gushizhenzhengdexiabanchang，caiganggangkaishi。zheichangyitamendelizhihezunyanweiduzhu，

youwogekongguanshangde，shengdadejingshenlingchi。nicai，dangyiqunhuozaierweishuyelidejiaose，

kuijiandaosanweishijiedezhenshiyijiaoshi，tamendeshijieguan……huiliechengshenmeyang？

1.chuangwaishizheigeshijieguanyoudeyinyutian，shilengdekongqinianzaipifushang，xiangyicengshuaibudiaodemei。ketingli，

linxuejiuzuozaiwoduimian，neizhangchuchukeliandelianshang，leizhugundeqiadaohaochu，jinengyinrenlianxi，

youbuhuikuhualetajingxinxiushidezhuangrong。「jiejie，」taniezheshouji，zhijianfanbai，

shengyindoudexiangqiufenglideluoye，「jianghuaigegeyuewo……zai、zaichengwaidepanshancantingjianmian。wobuganqu，

wozongjuede……juedexinlibutashi。」tadeyanshenqieqiedipiaoxiangwo，daizhesanfenkongju，qifenanshi。

neiyanshenminghuanghuangdixiezhe：douguaini，nizheigejiuzhanquechaodejiahuo，mingminghunyuedoujiechule，

weishenmehaiyaoyinhunbusandibazhanzhejianghuaigegedexin？woditou，kanzhezijibeizhongzaoyilengdiaodechashui，

neixinyipiansiji。leile，huimieba。zuoweiyimingguangrongdechuanshuzhe，

zaizheigemingwei《bazongdetishenzuiqi》deshijielizhengzhaqiushengleershinian，wobirenherendouqingchu，

zheishiqingjiesha。shizhenqianjinguilaihou，weilechediqingchuwozheige「zhangai」，

tuidongnannvzhuganqingshenghuadebibeihuanjie。wodedanaoxiangshigaosuyunzhuandecpu，

rifuyiridiweizheibangnpcdeaihenqingchouyunsuandaofare，jieguorenjiazhixuyaoqingqingyidian「geshihua」，

liangehuishouzhandoubujiwoliu。suanle，zaosizaochaosheng。wotaiqitou，lianshangjichuyigefuhewo「shengmu」

renshede、wenrouyoudaizheyisikusedeweixiao。「xiaoxue，nibiepa，zenmenengrangniyigerenqumaozheigexianni？」

wozhudongzhanqilai，naguotashoulidecheyaochi，「nizaijiahaohaoxiuxi，woqugenjianghuaishuoqingchu。yihou，

wobuhuizaidaraonimenle。」linxueyandifeikuaidishanguoyisidechengdeqiexi，

dansuijiyoubeinongnongdedanyouhekuijiufugai。「jiejie，zheizenmexing……taiweixianle……」「meishi。」

wodaduanta，yuqishiqiansuoweiyoudepingjing。ketingjiaoluoli，wodeyangfumu——linjiafumu，

zhenglengyanpangguanzhezheichangjiemeiqingshendexima。gegelinzhoukaozailoutifushoushang，lianshangshihaobuyanshideyanfan。

wohuanxiezhunbeichumenshi，linmudeshengyinyouyouchuanlai：「linwei，wojinggaoni，biezaishuashenmehuayang。

xiaoxueganghuijia，shentibuhao，jingbuqinizheteng。」wobeiduizhetamen，chelechezuijiao。kan，

zheijiushiwotaohaoleshibaniandejiaren。koudailideshoujizhendongqilai，shijianghuai。wohuakaijieting，

taneibiaozhixingde、bunaifandebazongshengxiancongtingtonglichuanlai：「linwei，niyouzaimocengshenme？jinishifenzhong，

daobulejiuyongyuanbielaile！」「hao。」wozhishuoleyigezi，bianguaduanledianhua。zheiyayideketing，

zheilingrenzhixidekongqi，zheiqunlengmozisidezhipianren，woyimiaozhongyebuxiangduodaile。wodexinli，

shenzhiyongqileyisibuyichachajuedejietuo。xiabanle。2.wokaizheneiliangbaisedebaoma，

shishangletongwangchengwaicantingbijingdepanshangonglu。yuguaqizaiyanqianjixiedibaidong，

jiangputiangaidideyushuihuakaiyidaodaoduanzandefengxi。wozhidao，jiuzaixiayigeguaiwanchu，

huiyouyiliangshikongdehuocheyingmianzhuanglai。sijijiujia，chacheshiling，yigewanmeideyiwai。womeiyoujiansu，

shenzhihaishaoshaocaixialeyoumen。「hong——」juliedezhuangjishengbansuizhecimudebaiguang，

woganjuezijideshentixianggepobuwawayiyangbeipaoqi，youzhongzhongluoxia。

bolisuipianhuapopifudetongganyishanerguo，suijibeiyizhongjudade、wennuandechouligansuodaiti。

wonaozilishanguodezuihouyigeniantoushi：zhongyu，xiabanle。wode「linghun」qingpiaopiaodifuzaibankongzhong，

lengyankanzhezheicanliedeyimu。ranhou，huamianyizhuan，wo「kan」daoleyiyuan。binglengdezoulangli，

yishengzhaixiakouzhao，duizhejianghuaihecongcongganlaidelinjiaren，yaoleyaotou。「baoqian，womenjinlile。

shangzheyinluneidachuxue，qiangjiuwuxiaosiwang。」jianghuaigaodadeshenquhuanglehuang，lianshangxianshizhenjing，suiji，

shiyizhongxiexiazhongdanbande、jihuweibukechadeqingsong。tazhongyukeyibuyongzaijiujieyuduiwodeneidian「zeren」

le。linfulinmuchenmozhe，lianshangmeiyoutaiduobiaoqing。gegelinzhouzhouzhemei，dishengshuoleyiju：「zheixienian，

womenlinjiayangyutayichang，yesuanshihaiqingle。」e，yuanlaiyangwoershinian，bushiqinqing，

shiyibixuyaoyongwodeminglaijieqingdezhang。jiuzaizheishi，linxuekudelihuadaiyu，

rouruowugudipujinlejianghuaidehuaili，shengyingengyan，

ziziqixue：「doushiwodecuo……douguaiwo……ruguobushiwodanxiao，

jiejiejiubuhui……jiubuhuitiwoqu……wuwuwu……」jianghuaijinjinbaozheta，xiabadizhetadefading，

yuqishiqiansuoweiyoudewenrou，xiangshicuiledudemitang：「shagua，buguannideshi。zheishitademing。」nikan，

jiulianwodesiwang，doudeshijitamendeaiqinggushidishangdetoumingzhuang，jianrentamendaodejiepidexidiji。

wozheigeedunvpei，zhenshijugongjincui，sierhouyi。wolengmodikanzheyanqianzheichuganrenfeifudexi，

xinzhonghaowubolan，shenzhiyoudianxiangxiao。raner，jiuzaiwoyiweiwodeyishijijiangxiaosan，

chedigaobiezheigelansugushishi，yigujudadelachelichuanlai。

yanqiandehuamiankaishiniuqu、xuanzhuan、posui……3.womengdizhengkaiyan。

cibidexiaodushuiweihunzazhejiushudemeiweiyongrubiqiang，yanqianbuzaishiyiyuanneicanbaidetianhuaban，

ershiyizhangtiezhekechengbiaode、lvexianzaluandeshuzhuo。wozhengpazaizhuoshang，shoubeixiayazheyibentankaidexiaoshuo，

fengmianshangjigetangjindazizaitushuguandedengguangxiashanzhelianjiadeguang——《bazongdetishenzuiqi》。

wo……huilaile？wohuangusizhou，shuxidedaxuetushuguan，kaochuangdeweizhi，yuanchushujiajianchuanxingdetongxue，

erbianyinyuechuanlaishiyouyadishengyindecuicu：「linwei，nikexingle，zaishuixiaqu，

xiawudejiliangjingjixueyantaohuiyaochidaole！」yiqiedouneimezhenshi。yangguangtouguojudadeluodichuangsajinlai，

zaikongqizhongtouxiaxixiaodeguangchen，wennuanerganzao。wotaiqishou，xiangyaorouroufamadelian。

kedangwodemuguangluozaiwodexiaobeishangshi，wozhenggerendoujiangzhule。neili，

youyidaoqianqiande、yijingyuhechengfenbaisedebahen。neishisangeyueqian，zaixiaoshuoshijieli，linxue「buxiaoxin」

dasuilehuaping，woweilebaohutabubeihuashang，shenshouqudangshiliuxiade。xianshishijiedewo，

shenshangcongmeiyouguozheidaoba。wobushizaizuomeng。wozaineigehuangtangdeshijieli，zhenzhenshishidi、beikunleershinian。

erxianzai，wohuijiale。womengdizhanqishen，chongdaochuangbian，yonglituikaichuanghu。louxiacheshuimalong，

shaonianmencaizhedanchehuxiaoerguo，yuanchucaochangshangyourenzaidaqiu，chongmanlexianhuode、dingfeiderenqi。

wotanlandihuxizheshuyuxianshishijiede、ziyoudekongqi，xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangditiaodongzhe，bushiyinweikongju，

ershiyinweikuangxi。neiyikewocaimingbai，zuidadekuxingbushisiwang，

ershirangnizaiyigeshedinghaojubendelansugushili，peizheyiqunzhipianrenyanzuershinian。xianzai，

woxingmanshifangle。wotaochushouji，pingmuliangqi，riqixianshi：2023nian10yue26ri，

xiawuliangdianshiwufen。xiaoshuoshijielideershinian，zaixianshishijie，buguoshiwozaitushuguanlidadeyigedun，

yigeduanduandexiawu。wozaiyerenbuzhu，wuzhulian，guntangdeleishuicongzhifengjianhualuo。zheishizhonghuoxinshengdeyanlei。

4.wozhiyonglebantianshijian，jiuchedidiaozhenghaolezhuangtai。

duiyuyigezaiyayihuanjingxiaweizhuangleershinianderenlaishuo，huiguibenxing，jiuxiangyuerhuidaoleshuili。

woxunsutourudaowoyuanbendexuebarenshengzhong。zhenglijiliangmoxingdeshuju，wanchengdaoshijiaodaideketibaogao，

genjinwohetongxueyiqibaomingdeguojidaxueshengshuxuejianmojingsai。wanshanghuidaosushe，

wojijialidalegeshipindianhua。pingmushangchuxiandeshiwobamaciaiyoudaizhediandanyoudelian。「weiwei，

jintianzenmele？zhongwudadianhuashuoshuileyijue，xinglaijiuku，shibushixuexiyalitaidale？」

womaxuxutaotaodiwenzhe。wobazaiyipangbangqiang：「jiushi，biebazijibidetaijin，shentizuizhongyao。

qianbugoulejiugenbamashuo，xiangchishenmelebamajiniji。」kanzhetamenzhenqieguanhuaideyanshen，

tingzhetamenwennuanposhidehuayu，wodeyankuangyoushiyire。zheicaishijiaren，zheicaishiai。zaineigeshijieli，

linjiafumuzhihuizhizewoweishenmebuxianglinxueyiyangtaorenxihuan，weishenmezongshijitamenremafan。

tamenshenzhilianwohaixianguomindoujibuzhu。erwodefumu，shiguoneizhimingdejiaoshou，kaiming、ruizhi，

tamenjilewoquanbudeaihezunzhong，zhichiwozhuiqiurenhewoxiangyaoderensheng。woxiaozhegentamenbaopingan，

jiangxuexiaolidequshi，gaosutamenwoshenqingniujinquanjiangxuejindejihuadedaoledaoshidedinglizhichi。dianhuaneitou，

wobamadelianshangyangyizhejiaoaohexinwei。guadiaodianhua，wozhangzhangdishuleyikouqi。

yiqianwoyiweiyongyouquanshijiedeaicaishidingpeirensheng，xianzaicaifaxian，yongyouwoziji，caishi。bijing，

qiurenburuqiuji，qiunpcgengshiyuanmuqiuyu。linshuiqian，

wobaneiben《bazongdetishenzuiqi》congshubaolinachulai，haobuyouyudirengjinlesushelouxiadelajitong。

zaijianle，linwei。zaijianle，woneihuangtangdeershinian。woderensheng，bugaibeiyibensanliuxiaoshuodingyi。

5.yucitongshi，xiaoshuoshijie。wo「si」houyigeyue。

jianghuaihelinxuedeganqingbingmeiyourutamenyuqideneiyangxunsushengwen，fanerxianruleyizhongguiyidetingzhi。

jianghuaishichanghuizaikaihuishizoushen，duizhekongdangdangdefujiashizuoweifadai。

tahuiwuyishidibochuyigelanshuyuxindehaoma，dengtingdaojixiedenvshengtishi「ninbodadehaomashikonghao」shi，

caimengranjingxing。linjiayebufuwangride「wenxin」。canzhuoshang，

linmuzuofanshizonghuixiguanxingdiduozuoyidaowoaichidetangcupaigu，dengcaiduanshangzhuo，kandaolinxueyihuodeyanshen，

tacaihuijiangyingdibacaibodaoyibian，fanzaodishuo：「zuoduole，daodiaoba。」jialibiandekongqiananjing，

neizhonganjingbushipinghe，ershimeigerendexindidouyazheyikuaijushi，chenmenderangrenchuanbuguoqi。wode「quexi」

，fanerbiwo「zaichang」shiyongyoulegengqiangdecunzaigan。linxueminruidichajuedaolezheizhongbianhua。

takaishibenzhuodimofangwo。taxuezhewoguoqudechuanyifengge，xuezhewojijianghuaiduntaxihuandeyangweitang，

xuezhewozaibieshuhuayuanlixiujianmeigui。dantazhongjiubushiwo。tachuansusedezhangqunxiandeguadan，

tadundetangzongshihuohoubudui，tahuibeimeiguidecizhadaoshouranhouweiqudidiaoyanlei。tademeiyicimofang，

douxiangshiyicizhuoliedetixing，rangjianghuaihelinjiarengengjiaqingxidiyishidao，

neigezaitamenshenbianmomofuchuleershiniandenvhai，zhendebuzaile。zheirangtamengengjiafanzao，

yeranglinxuedechujingbiandeyufaganga。worenzoule，danwode「banwei」liuxiale。

rangtamenzaiwoqinshoudazaodeshushiquanli，haohaotiyanyixiashenmejiaoyousherujiannanba。zheitian，

gegelinzhoufengmuzhiming，quzhengliwoneijianxiaodekeliandechuwujian——tamencongburenweineishiwofangjian。

limianduimanlewocongxiaodaodadezawu。tabenxiangjiangzheixiedongxiyigunaoquanrengdiao，quezaiyigejiuxiangzili，

fanchuleyigewochangyongdepimianrijiben。taqingmiedipielepiezui，yigezhizhidaotaohaohekuqidechunhuo，

nengxiechushenmedongxilai？tasuishouxiangbarijibenrengjinlajidai，queguishishenchadi，zairengchuqudeqianyimiao，

fankaileta。rijibendediyiye，shiwoxiulieryoulidebiji，zhiyouduanduanyijuhua。「jintian，wohuijiale。

」linzhoulengzhule。xiayimiao，neibenrijibendeyemianshang，haowuzhengzhaodi，fachuleyizhenrouhedebaiguang。

6.baiguangzaiduimianbanbodeqiangbishangtoushechuyiduanqingxideyingxiang。yingxiangli，

yigehewozhangdeyimoyiyangdenvhai，zhengcongdaxuetushuguandeshuzhuoshangmengranjingxing。taxianshimangran，

suijilianshangbaofachujudade、nanyizhixindekuangxi。tachongdaochuangbian，tuikaichuanghu，duizhechuangwaixianhuodeshijie，

xiaodeleiliumanmian。linzhoujingdehoutuiyibu，zhuangfanleshenhoudezhixiang。takandaoleyigewanquanmoshengde「linwei」。

yingxianglidenvhai，chuanzhejiandandebaitxuheniuziku，zhazhegaogaodemawei，sumianchaotian，

quebitajiyizhongrenheshihoudouyaomingliang、yaoyan。tadeyanshenlimeiyouyisiyihaozailinjiashideqienuohetaohao，

querdaizhideshiyizhongtacongweijianguode、shuyuqiangzhedezixinheguangmang。

tatingjianyingxianglichuanlaiyigenvhaideshengyin：「weiwei，nikexingle，zaibujiaolunwendaoshiyaosharenle！」weiwei？

linzhoudedanaoyipiankongbai。tawufalijieyanqianfashengdeyiqie。「linwei」bushiyijingsizaineichangchehuoli，

huachengyipengguhuilema？zheigeyingxianglidenvhaishishei？weishenmehelinweizhangdeyimoyiyang，qizhiquetianchadibie，

xiangshijieranbutongdelianggeren？zheibenriji……daodishishenmedongxi？judadekongjuhekunhuojuezhuleta。

tamengdiheshangrijiben，guangmangshunjianxiaoshi。tahuangusizhou，neijianyinandechuwujianyijiu，

fangfoganggangdeyiqiedouzhishitadehuanjue。tazhandouzheshou，jiangneibenrijibensisibaozaihuaili，

qiaoqiaodidaihuilezijidefangjian，zangjinleshanglesuodechoutili。zheijiuhaoxiangniwanleershiniandedianzichongwu，

yizhiyiweitazhihuichifanshuijuemaimeng，jieguoyouyitiannituranfaxian，

tazailingyigeciyuanlishinanuobeierjiangdedingjiankexuejia。zheizhongrenzhishidiaodailaidechongji，goutamenheyihude。

congneitianqi，linzhoukaishixianggezeiyiyang，meitianbazijisuozaifangjianli，toutouguanchaneibenriji。tafaxian，

zheibenrijijiuxiangyigesuijide「zhibochuangkou」，huibushiditoushechuneigejiao「weiwei」denvhaideshenghuopianduan。

takandaoletahetadejiaren。neishiyiduikanqilaifeichangyouxueshihexiuyangdezhongnianfufu，

tamenhuizaicanzhuoshangwenroudijinvhaijiacai，tingtameifeisewudijiangxuexiaolidequshi，

yanshenlishimandekuaiyaoyichulaideaiyihejiaoao。zheiyulinjiadecanzhuoxingchenglecanrendeduibi。zailinjia，

canzhuoshangdehuatiyongyuanweiraozhelinxue。tajintianyouxueleshenmexindechahuajiqiao，

jianghuaiyousongletashenmemingguideliwu，zhoumoyaoqunalidujia。erwo，