fulundexiaoshuo《woshijiazhizhu,bilishimindangkuileihuangdi》yiqijingcaideqingjieheshenduderenwukehuaxiyinleguangdaduzhe。gushizhong,lishiminliyuanjinglileyiduanlingrennanwangdelvcheng,faxianlezijineizaidelilianghejiazhi。tongguomianduikunnanhetiaozhan,lishiminliyuanzhujianbaituoshufu,zhanxianchuwuxiandeqianli。zheibuxiaoshuochongmanlexiwangyuchengzhang,dezhitangdiguodequanlibiangengdejielikehan,fabingnanxiajingongjingzhou,erhouyilutingjindaowugong,datangdedouchengzhanganshoudaoweixie!qijianlijianchengdangyuluoyiqibingzaofan……bijiangjiduzheliuxiashenkedeyinxiang。
lishiminzuozailongyishang,shuangshoujinwofushou,nuhoudao。
啪啪啪啪—————
“shuodehao!bixiazhennaishibaqiwushuang,youruzhenlongnuhou!woxiangxindatangzaibixiadetongzhizhixia,dingrannengkaichuangyuanchaodahandeshengshidatang!
zhishibixia,shidaibianle!”
cuimianbingbunaohuo,ershiconghuaizhongtaochuyizhonghuochongxibawan:“wojueyiyaokaiqiyigexindeshidai,yigeyuanchaolichaolidaideshidai,yigerutongzulongyingzhengyiyangdeshidai!”
lishiminnushizheta:“zulong?yingzheng?zheishiheyi?qinshihuang?nizheishihoutiqitazheishiheyi?”
qinshihuangyingzheng,bushibaoqinzhijunma?tasuihengsaoliuguodantongzhiguoyuyanke。
tayouhehanwudiyiyangmilianzhangshengbulaobeifangshiqipian。
zheicuimianzheishitiqita,zheishiheyi?
“ebuhaoyisi,shuozaole,qinshihuangyitongliuguo,kaichuangwohuaxiadayitongwangchao、qinzhiqianniandeshidai,erqinshihuangxiangyaoyitongliuguomeiyouzhoutianzidefenfengzhuhou,tanalaizheimeduoguojiajitahengsao?
erwobianshineifuzuozhoutianzizhichen,shineilaibangzhubixiakaichuangneizhouchaobabainiandezhougongde!”
lishiminyitingtatiqizhougonggengshijuedetahuajikexiao:“zhougong?wokannishiwangmang!
zhougongfuzuochengwang,buguoshichengwangnianzhangzhihouququliuyanfeiyu,zhougongbianlijituihaizhengquanjichengwang!
ernicuimian,daibingzuoluan,haitichuzheidengdanibudao、miaoshihuangquandexiangfa!
yuzhougongxiangbi,nibujuedenitaiguohuangtangma?”
cuimianxiaole:“suoyiwoganggangshuoleya,shidaibianle,wozheigezhougongshibuyiyangdezhougong!danshihezhougongyiyang,woshiyizhizhongyudatangde!”
王莽?
hei,houshidouliuchuanwangmangshichuanyuezhe。
qiaolebushi?zijihaizhenshichuanyuezhe!
xianzaizijixuezhewangmangdagekaishiduoquanjinxinggaizaoshijiehenheliba!
zaishuole,zijizhenmeiyouxiangyaochengdideyexin。
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youkendingyourenshuo,nicuimiandelianni?
guomanzhizhongdebuliangrenyuantiangangsiledouyaofulishihuangzuhourenlixingyun。
ernini?xuanwumenzhibian,xietianziyilingzhuhou!
cuimianbiaoshizheijiubudongleba!
zijijiushixiquleneigedongmanzhizhongdashuaisile,cairanglixingyunzheigexianyunyehezhirenxiangqileshenweilishihuangzuderangdatangzaicifusudezeren。
zongjiechulezheigexujunzhidu!
napajibainianhoudatangmiele,datangdewushuzhongchengzhichenyudaobuxiangkuangfudatangdelishihuangzu。
yenengzhijiejitaanshanggehuangdimingtou,rangtazijiyibianwanqu。
zhiyurangdatangzaiciweida。
neijiaojiwomenzheixiedatangzhongchengzhichenjiushile!
lishiminjuedekexiao:“hehe,zhougongruoshitinglenidehua,dingyaojiangnidasi!”
zhougonggennizheigewangmangbi,neijianzhiyaobazhougongqideguancaibandouanbuzhu。
cuimianyiting,dunshitandao:“bixia,neiwobudangzhougongle,danwoyejuebushishenmewangmang!
wozhishixiangshuo,zhouchaojiangziyayan,tianxianaishitianxiarendetianxia,feiyirenzhitianxia!
rujiayashengmengziyeshuo,minweigui、junweiqing、shejicizhi!
wociciqianlai,shizhongzhiyouyigemude,qingbixiahaizhengyumin!”
还政于民!
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!
闻之令人发笑!
lishiminqidedaxiao:“hahahahahahahaha……haizhengyumin?zheigeminshishenmemin?shibaixingpingmin?haishishimin?
wokanchulaile,cuimian,cicidongluandingranbushinicuijiayijiazhiyi,beihoudingranhaiyougengduoshijiamenfa!
zheixierenkongpacaishinikouzhongdeminba!”
yigeshijiamenfa,koukoushengshengshuoshenmeweimin?
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