wanzhengbandoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《wushuanglangzhu》，ciwencongfabuyilaibiandedaolezhongduoduzhemendexiai，kejianzuopinzhiliangyouzhi，zhujiaoshiyexingchenzhouyueru，yeshizuozhejiuyuesuoxiede，gushigenggai：situsuneikanbudaodepktiao，shunjianchongleqilai，suiranhaimeiyouyaguozhouzhiruo，danzhengzaiyijikuaidesudu，fengkuangdefanpuleguoqu。……
第12章
“等我去充钱！”
kuaisudawanlezi，yexingchenlengzheliankaishichongzhi。
sitususu，keshiyutayouhunyuedeqishijie，suanshitadeweihunqi！
suirantabingbudasuanqusitususu，zaoyijingjuedingyutatuihun，danyejuebuyunxurenherenqifutadeqishijie。
任何方面都不行？
wangzhanyicizhinengchongzhiyibaiwan，danyexingchenshousurudian，duanduanyifenzhong，jiuyijingwanchengleshangbaicichongzhi。
erzheishi，tazhiqiansongdechaojihuojiantexiao，zaojiuxiaoshile。
yigechaojihuojianliangqiankuai，duizheichangpkdeshengfu，genbenmeiyouyingxiang。
ercishidezhibojian，biandewubirenao。
“hahaha，yijixiaohaoyelaizhaocunzaigan？jiusongleyigechaojihuojianeryi，yeganshuoyaobangsitususu，jiangzhiruoshuadaoguixia？nalilaidexiaopengyou？youeryuanfangxuelema？”
yigeqishijidegongjue，siwujidandechaofengdao。
“haha，queshihenkexiao，zheixiaoziweileshuazheigechaojihuojian，kongpayaochiyigeyuepaomianleba？zhiruoneibiandeliwujiaqilai，douyijingchaoguobaiwanle！”
“ninengbangsitusuyingxiazheichangpk，wodaolichishi！”
“haha，biexiangpianchipianhe！”
“sitususudefensitaikexiaole！”
gezhongdanmucishidouzaichaofengzheyexingchen，tongshichaofengsitususu。
sitususudeliansenankan。
jiuzaizheishi，yifajinsedechaojihuojian，zaicichongtianerqi。
轰隆！
zhenggezhibojian，shunjiandoubeicuicanduomudetexiaojifugaile。
“ganxie‘woshixiaoshidi’songchudechaojihuojian！”
niyiweizheiyangjiujieshulema？
zheizhishizhaliedekaishieryi！
suizhediyifachaojihuojianfashe，jinjiezhejiushidierfa、disanfa、disifa......
buguopiankeshijian，yexingchenjiuyijingsongchuleyibaifachaojihuojian。
yigechaojihuojianliangqiankuai，yibaifajiushiershiwan！
situsuneikanbudaodepktiao，shunjianchongleqilai，suiranhaimeiyouyaguozhouzhiruo，danzhengzaiyijikuaidesudu，fengkuangdefanpuleguoqu。
zhouzhiruokandaozheiyangdeqingkuang，shunjianyouxiehuangluan，kaishigengmailidexiangdageaiqiuliwu。
dantadedongzuo，zhudingzhishiwuyonggong。
yinweiyexingchendezhaliebiaoyan，yijiuzaijixu！
zhenggezhibopingtai，cishisuoyouzhibojiandegongpingshang，quanbudoupiaoqilemeiyoujintoudechaojihuojiandejiandui，meiwanmeile。
“woshixiaoshidi，songjizhubositususuchaojihuojian200”
“woshixiaoshidi，songjizhubositususuchaojihuojian500”
“woshixiaoshidi，songjizhubositususuchaojihuojian1000”
......
“**！zheizhendeshishenhaoa！”
“xiongdimen，womendoubeidalianle，lianhaotenga，wocuole！”
“我跪下了！”
“yijingyiqianfachaojihuojianle，haimeiyouting，zhouzhiruoliandoulvle！”
“zhouzhiruodefensi，quanbudoushayanchenmole，hahaha！”
“司徒素素无敌！”
“woshixiaoshidiwudi！”
“kongbua，sitususudezhibojianredu，tupoyiqianwanle！”
danmufengkuangdegundongzhe，cishizhenggezhibopingtaidoufengle。
jibianshigedagonghuiyaopengzijidezhubo，yemeiyouzheiyangshuachaojihuojiande，liangqiankuaiyigedechaojihuojian，douyijingshualeyiqiangele，haimeiyouting。
这谁顶得住啊？
pkzaojiujieshule，danchaojihuojianhaizaichongtianerqi。
zheiyishua，jiushizhengzhengyigexiaoshi。
“woshixiaoshidi，songjizhubositususuchaojihuojian50000”
五万个超级火箭！
足足一个亿现金！
sitususudezhibojian，renqiyijingchaoguolewuyi，jihuzhenggepingtaideguanzhong，shenzhishizhubo，douyongjinletadezhibojiankanrenao，quanbuzhendetoupifama、mudengkoudai。
“wodetiana！wuwangechaohuo，zheikeshiyigeyia！”
“niubi，taitemeniubile！”
“zheiqianshidafenggualaideba？sitususutaishuangle，weishenmewobushisitususu！”
cishi，zuoweizhubodesitususu，yeyijingchedideshayanle。
shishishang，zaozaiyexingchenshuadaodiwubaigechaohuodeshihou，tajiuxiangyaoguanbizhibojianle，ketadechaoguanquebuyunxu。
tazhibolianggeyue，yesuanjianguobushaotuhao，meitianpingtaidouhuiyouchaojihuojianpiaoping，danxiangzheiyangzhijiepiaowuwangechaohuodetuhao，tabieshuojianle，tingdoumeitingshuoguo！
doushazhibopingtaikaichuangyilai，jiumeiyouzheiyangdeshenhao！
这也太夸张了。
关键是......
tagenbenjiuburenshizheigejitashualewuwangechaojihuojianderen！
zheirenyejuebushitagonghuide，zhishigeluren。
yejiushishuo，zheixieliwutaanzhaoheyue，keyinadaozhishaoyiban。
那是......
五千万！
sitususu，shunjianyouxiedaizhule。
“ganxie‘woshixiaoshidi’songdewuwangechaohuo，xiaoshidinixiangkanwotiaowuma？wo......wokeyiweinitiaoyiduande！napa**diandoukeyi。”
sitususuyaozhezuichundao。
tadehua，rangshouzhidouantengledeyexingchen，chadianyikouxuepenchulai。
taganjindazidao：“shijie，tiaorewujiubuyongle！”
“youshijianqingnichifan！”
shuowan，yexingchenganjintuichulezhibojian，zhangzhangdeshuchuyikouqi。
“zheishualiwuyetainanle，shualeyigexiaoshi，caizhongyujiangyiyishuachuqu！haihaowozhichongleyiyi，fouzejintianjiufeile。”
叶星辰嘀咕道。
suihoutakandao，fengqingshuzhengzaiyipang，dengyuanleyanjing，bukesiyidekanzheta。
ranhou，fengqingshuputongyishengjiyexingchenguixiale，baozhetadedatui。
“姐夫！”
“wodehaojiefu！nijianzhitaishuaile，wuwangechaohuoa，yigeyia！nijuranshuoshuajiushuale......suirannizheiyang，henduibuqiwojiejie，danwohaishiyaoshuo，nizheicaijianzhishinanrenkaimo，shenhaotianhuabana！”
“jiefu......wotaichongbainile！”
“jiwodianlinghuaqian，buranwojiujiangnijibiedenvrenshualeyiyiliwudeshi，gaosuwojie！”
fengqingshushuowan，yexingchendunshimale。
ganggangtashualiwudeshihou，wangjibizhefengqingshule，tayaoshizhendegaosufengchenghua......
yexingchenxiangxiangdoutoupifama。
“bujiushilinghuaqianma？haoshuo，zhiyaobugaosunijie，niyaoduoshaowojiujiniduoshao！”
“zhende？！”fengqingshudaxi。
“那我要一百万！”
“给你！”
“jiefu，wotaiainile！yihounijiushiwoqinjiefu！zheishiwojueduibuhuigaosuwojieyigezi！hahaha！”weileyibaiwan，fengqingshugancuidejiangfengchenghuamaile。
yexingchenmeiyouduolihuita，jiangtadafazouhou，yemeiyouquguanquanwangduitaneiyiyidashangdeyilun，huifangjianshuiqule。
buzhidaoguoleduojiu，yexingchenbeijicude**chaoxing。
“wuwuwu，xingchengege，wodidichushile！tazaiboshujiubabeirenzhuaqilaile！neixierenshuo，rangwomensongyiqianwanguoqu，fouzejiuyaokanlewodidideshuangshou！”
“wofuqinqujiutale，kexianzaiyelianxibushangle，wodanxintamenhuichushi。”fengchenghuadekusheng，conghuatongzhongchuanlai。
yexingchenshunjianzuoleqilai，meitoujinzhou，fengqingshuchushile？
tazuowangangjilefengqingshuyibaiwanlinghuaqian，tajiupaoqujiuba，hairelemafan，juranbeirenkouxia，suoyaoyiqianwandeshujin？
这似乎......
像是个阴谋？
yexingchenbujiduoxiang，ganjindao：“xiaohua，nixianbiezheji，wozheijiuquboshujiuba！nifangxin，woyidinghuijiangxiaodigenfengshushuanranwuyangdaihuilaide。”
shuowan，yexingchenzouchufangjian。
“zhuyeqing，tanglong，genwoquboshujiuba！”shuowan，takuaibuzouchuleyiguan。
作者：木千
栏目：都市
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作者：加勒比海怪
栏目：都市
冥婚夜，死去的未婚夫掐着我索命
作者：小可乐多
栏目：都市
作者：北方小咬
栏目：都市
一杆下去，我钓起了首富千金
作者：底片囚徒
栏目：都市
十年了，再爱就不礼貌了
作者：胖茄子
栏目：都市
