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“nizheishuodebushifeihuama？”
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shuowanzheixie，suxiufanghenyanededenglexiaotianqiyiyan，suihoubianchanmeidelaidaozhukaijiemianqian，manlianqianyideshuodao：
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“haohaohao，neijiuxinkukaijiele。”
suxiufangmanlianhuanxidebaxiaxianertuidaolezhukaijieshenbian，rangtamenliangkaodejinkenengjinyidian。
zhanzaiyuandidexiaotianqi，wangzhetamensanrenliqudebeiying，talianseyinchendaolejidian。
tameixiangdao，zhukaijiejuranzheimebeibi**。
cirenliuzaixiaxianershenbian，wanquanshiyidayinhuan，bixuyaojinkuairangtaluchumajiao，jiechuantacaixing。
“nishibushiyinggaijiwoyigejieshi？”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaoyinlingbandeshengyincongxiaotianqishenhouxiangqi。
xiaotianqihuitou，zhengshichuanzheheisediaodaiqundexuqianqian。
“nishuonishiwogedezhanyou，kenizhangmuniangweishenmequeshuonishigangchuyudefanrenni？wodaodiyinggaixinshei？”
mianduizhiyi，xiaotianqibingmeiyoushengqi，ershihenshuangkuaidetaochuyizhanghongsedezhengjian，shangmianxieyouxiaotianqidemingzi，haiyouyigedaibiaoxijingdehongsegangyin。
nazhezhengjiandexiaotianqi，baliunianlaideshiqing，jitawanwanzhengzhengdeshuoleyibian。
tingwanyihou，xuqianqianxinzhongdeyihuo，quanbujiekai，taturanyouxiepeifuyanqiandexiaotianqi。
“yaobuwoqubangnijieshiyixiaba，xianerta……”
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taxiangxin，zhiyaozijijianchixiaqu，xiaxianerzhonghuimingbaitadeyongxinliangku。
xuqianqianhaixiangzaishuoshenme，kehaimeilaidejikaikou，xiaotianqideshouji**lvxianxiangleqilai。
电话是唐军打来的。
“dianzhu，wozaiyuhuangshanshandingbieshuqunlimaileyitaobieshu，wogenxiaoshouyuedingwanshangqunayaochi，kewoxianzaigangfaxianleyigehenzhongyaodexiansuo，xuyaoqudiaochayixia，ninyoushijianqinziqunaxiayaochima？”
xiaotianqimeixiangdaotangjunjuranmaileyitaobieshu，benlaihaixiangzhezeguaitadeyiju，buguozhuannianyixiang，tamenyaozaihangchengdaishangyiduanshijian，bukenengyizhizhuzaijiudianli。
yougeluojiaodedifangyehao，genghekuangdaoshihouhainengbazheifangzisongjixiaxianer，jitayigejingxi。
“xing，wodengxiaqunaba！”
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“没事！”
xiaotianqishuowan，bianguadiaoledianhua。
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“nikaichema？neilishaoshaoyoudianyuan。”
xuqianqianmeixiangdaoxiaotianqidawanshangdeyaoquyuhuangshan。
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xuqianqianhenshuangkuaidebacheyaochirengjilexiaotianqi，shenshouzhilezhishenpangdeneiliangaodiq8。
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“那谢了！”
xuqianqiandoubahuashuodaozheigefenshang，tazaikeqi，jiuxiandejiaoqingle。
shuolejuxiexiehou，xiaotianqikaizhezheilianghenbaqideaodiq8，xianlaidaojiudian，nalegoufanghetonghou，bianzhibenyuhuangshanshouloubuerqu。
tinghaochedeta，gangzoujinjinbihuihuangdeshouloudating，yidaoyinyangguaiqideshengyinbiancongshenhouchuanlai。
“yo，haizhenshixiaotianqia！dawanshangde，paozheiyuhuangshanlaiganshenmea？”
“zenmezhe，bamubiaomiaozhundaozheilile？zhunbeiduizheiliderenxiashou？gewei，youqingtishiyixia，nimenyidingyaojinshenbaoguanhaozijidesuishencaiwu，qianwanbuyaojimouxierenkechenzhijia！”
zheihuatingqilaigewaidecier，xiaotianqitingle，renbuzhuzhouqilemeitou，xiayishihuitouwangqu。
zaitashenhou，manlianhuaixiaodesudapeng，guazheyinxiao，miyandaliangzhexiaotianqi。
tadeshenpang，haiyiweizheyigecalehouhoufendi，nongzhuangyanmo，chuanzhechaoduanpiqundenvren。
“qinaide，zheirenshisheia？nirenshi？”
nvrenbailexiaotianqiyiyan，jiantachuanzhepuputongtong，bianhenxianqidexunwenqilai。
“fangfang，wojinilongzhongdejieshaoyixia，zheijiushiwozhiqiangennitidaoguode，zuotiangangxingmanshifangdemeifu，xianzaihaisipilailiandejiuchanzhewomeini！”
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sudapengzeyinyinqianqianyixiao。
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“meifu，zheidawanshangde，nipaoyuhuangshanlaiganshenmea？”
“拿钥匙！”
xiaotianqidoumeitaitoukansudapengyiyan，zhishidandandeshuodao。
恩？！
duiyuzheigehuida，sudapenggandaoshifendeyiwai。
tahemiaofangfang，yeshilainayaochide。
“niyezaizheilimaifangle？”
tinglexiaotianqidehua，cikedetaxinliyouxiebupingheng。
zheikeshihangchengzuigaodangdexiaoqu，meipingmidejiage，yijingdadaolejingrendeliuweishu。
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suiranzheifangzimianjihenxiao，erqiehuxing、caiguang、loucengtongtongdoubuhao，dantamenquehenxihuan，yinweizheixiaoqukeshidajiagongrendefurenqu。
kandaoqinpenghaoyoumentoulaidexianmumuguang，tamenjiujuedezheiyiqiedouhenzhide。
keshi，tamennaopotoupi，dongpinxicoucaiyaoyamaidaodefangzi，jieguojingranyaohezheigangxingmanshifangdefanrenzuolinju？
“shide，mailaisuibianzhuzhueryi。”
xiaotianqibuxianbudandekaikou，zaitakanlai，yitaobieshueryi，zhenmeishenmehaoxuanyaode。
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栏目：都市
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zuozhe：kanaduo
栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
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栏目：都市
