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woshiquanziliyoumingdexifangren。sheijieshouleguizhai，bidinghuilaizhaowoxiadan。beiwoxiguodefangzi，

zaibannianneidinghuimaichugaojia。duanwu，wojielegedadan。ganwan，wojiunengqingkongsuoyoufuzhai。

zheicitazhaojiusongwodaomenkou，woquelianchedoubuganxia。「xifangrenzhinengxiyangzhai，zheidanwojiebule，

nizhaobierenba。」1wodehuarangzhongjiexiaowanghenmeng。womenhezuoshijici，zheishiwodiyicijujueta。「jie，

nixianxialaikankan。」tashituquanwo。「bukan。」woyaotou，yuqijianjue，zuozaicheneiweiranbudong。「biea，

jie，wojiurenshiniyigeganxifangde，nirangwozhaobieren，woyedeyourenmaia。」xiaowangkuaikule。wolengzhelian，

jiaotashanglaikaiche，woyaozoule。「nishibushixianshiwantaishaole？」「ershiwan，wojiniershiwan，

zhiyaonizaizheizhuyigeyue，wozitaoyaobao，zaijinishiwan。」xiaowangyiyaoya，wanquanshihuochuqule。

tajiajingbuhao，gongzuogewairenzhen。zairenshiwozhiqian，zongshibeitongxingqifu，nengfenjitamaide，

doushixienaoguideguizhai。zheixiaoguniangyibianhaipa，yibianbuyaomingdipaishipinmai。yeshibeitaneiyangdeyilidadong，

wocaihuisiliaota，gaosutazheishijieshangyouxifangren。zhiyaoxifangrenzaiwulizhushangsanri，guizhaifuyang，

bidingnengmaishangjia！womenhezuoleshijici，tadexinggewotaizhidaole。patazhiaoyigenjinzoudaodi，

zhangtanyikouqi，wozhinenggaosutazhenxiang：「zheibushiqiandewenti，zheiyagenbushiyangzhai，nizhaorenhexifangrenlai，

doubangbuleni。」「jiewozhidaozheibushiyangzhai，shiguizhai，limianshizaitongyishijiansileyijiasikou，

xiongshaledian，dannibunengbuguanwoa？」tajihushishunjiankuchushenglai，lazhewodeyijiaoqiuwo。

woshizaibuxiangxiache，zhinengxixijieshi。「zheishiyinzhai。」「yangzhainaogui，shiweiguizhai，

xizhaibianshiquyinfuyang，keyinzhaibenshiguidejusuo，zhiyinzhiwu，ruhequxi？」

xiaowangbeiwodehuanongdemimidengdengde。tajihushidiejinjiashishi。zuozaiweizhishangbantianfanyingdoumeiyou。

「zheijianshiniwodouguanbule，zheiyinzhaiyiding，renherendoumaibudiaode。」woanweiyiju，

zuozaihouzuojiubimuyangshenqilai。wohaiyiweizaiduanwujielegedadan，ganwansantian，wojiukeyichediqingzhangle。

xianzaizheiqianwozhuanbule。bixuquxiangdianbiedebanfale。xiangdaoneikuaishiwandezhaiwu，wojiuganjuetouteng。

chezimanmanqidong，jiuzaiwoxiadingjuexin，yaoquzhaowoshixiongjieqianshi。yigejicha，chadianjiwoshuaichuqu。

「yanjie，duibuqi，duibuqi。」xiaowangfengkuanghewodaoqian。ganjinjiekaianquandaixiache，

tagangganghaoxiangzhuangdaorenle。zheimedadeshi，woyebunengjixuzuozhe，genzhexialeche。「jiujiu，

nizenmeturanchuxianzaiwocheqianmian！zheimedagechenibuzhidaoduoyixiama？」xiaowangmanshimaiyuan，

guangtingchenghuwojiuzhidaotamenhuxiangrenshi。zhishinanrenhunshenheiqi，jiaobupiaofu，yangqikuikong，

minggonggengshihuianwuguang。zheibushigezhengchangren，fandaoxiangshi——guipu。2wobudongshengsedilakaijuli。

「qianqian，nibushishuozhaodaorenbangwolema？zheifangziwobixujinkuaimaichuqu。」

nanrenbuguanzijishenshangyoumeiyoushang，paqilaizhijiewojinlexiaowangdegebo。

neishuanghuibaideyanzhulihaishanshuozhezuihoudexiji。「jiujiu，nixianqilai，zheibanfawohuiquxiangde。」

wangqianqianlaqinanren。wohenanrendeshixianzaikongzhongjiaohui。「nishibushiqianqianshuodexifangren？qiuqiuni，

bangbangwo。」taputongyixiajiuchaowodefangxiangguixia。wohedetiaoqi，feikuaihuanlegefangxiangzhan。

chadianbeitazheiyiguilaxiashui，woyemeilehaolianse：「nizuojutourenyinzhai，renjiaziranyaozhaoshangmen，

zheimangwobangbule。」「shenmeyisi？」tashalenglengdidengzhewo，hunshendeheiqiyegengnongyule。

「zheilimianzhudeshigui，niquanjiarenyijingbeixunchengguipule，shuwowunengweili。」「nizaihushuoshenme？

zheishiwozijijiandefangzi，zenmekenengshiqianglebierendeyinzhai。」tanuqishangyong，xiangchongguolaihewolilun。

wangqianqianfanyingguolai，limachongguolaisisilazhuta。hezuozheimejiu，taduiwodebenshiwubiqingxi，

wanquanbuganrangzijiajiujiupengdaowo。tapinmingbawoqianmianshuodehua，quandouhetajiujiujieshiyibian。

woyetinglegemingbai，tayagenjiubuzhidaoyinzhaideshi。zheifangzijianhaohou，tayijiazaibannianneijiubanlejinqu。

yinweijialiyougegongchang，tameishijiuzaiwaimianpaodingdan，lahezuo。riziyankanzheyuelaiyuehao，kebanyueqianmian，

fumu、qizi，hegangchushengdenver，jingqiqisiwang。taqianwandingdanhuilai，kanjiandejiushisijuzhengqideshiti。

baojinghou，fayizaishitishenshangbingmeiyoujianchachumingxiandeshangkou。jialidemenchuangyejiweiwanhao，

sigerendoumeiyouzhengzhadehenji，fangfoshishuiyijuesigerenjiuquanmeile。tajieshoubulezheigedaji，

shiyeyesuizhejiarendeliqu，zhijiediedaogudi。zheicibaituowangqianqianzhaowoxifang，shiyinweifuzhaitaiduo，

demailefangzihaizhai。kesirentaiduo，fangzichenglexiongzhai，budeyideqingkuangxia，tacaishuonachushiwankuaiqianlai，

zhaowoxizhai。zaiwangqianqiandezaisanbaozhengxia，tayanshenzhujianhuibai，zuihoujingyouyiciguizaiwomianqian，ketoubuqi。

「wobayibeizidoumaijini，dashiqiuqiunijiujiuwohaizi。」「tahaineimexiao，chushengjiumeiyouxiangshoujitian，

silehaiqujirendangpurentaikule。」tashengyinbengkuisiya，yuqichengkendaolejizhi。zhidaozijiyiwusuoyou，

jiudushanglezijiweiyihaiyongyoudeyiqie。wodingzhetakedaochuxuedeetou。

「nizhidaobayibeizimaijiwoyiweizheshenmema？」「yiweizheshenmedoukeyi，zhiqiuqiunijiujiuwodejiaren，

songtamenqutoutaiba，buyaorangtamenzuobierendepuren。」tapengpengpengketou，wanquanbudaiting。

「woyongzijidexingmingqishi，woconglaijiumeiyouxiangguotoubierenyinzhai。」「wozheiyishengguangmingleiluo，

conglaimeizuoguoshenmehuaishi，zenmejiuyaorangwoquanjiasidebumingbubai，haiyaochengweibierendepuren？」

tashengshengqixue，jihuyunjue。mantouheifagengshishengjijinsan，rouyankejiandichenglebaifa。tashizhenxinbujia，

yeshizhendechou。「jiujiu……」wangqianqianshidiyicikanjianshunjianbaitou，jihushayan。

taduosuozhequpengtajiujiudetoufa。baifazhong，meiyourenheyisiheise。tamuguanghewoduishang，

zaijiechudaowodeyanshenhou，jingyegenzheguixiale。「yanjie，nijiubangbangwojiujiuba，tashiyangwozhangdaderen，

woshuodeneiershiwanyezuoshu，qiunibangtazheiyici。」lianggerenweizhewogui。woduodouduobudiao。

wokanzhezheihaozhai，haiyoushoujishangneibutingfalaidecuizhaiduanxin，ruoxianganranwushidijiejuediaozhaiwu，

yejiushengzheiyigexuanzele。「xing，neijiexialai，wulunwozuorenheshi，nimendoudewutiaojianpeihe。」

「xiexieyanjie。」tamanlianxinxi，jiajicuicuwobangtajiujiu。wozhanzaiyuanzili，

yonghoubeixiangdexinglixianglinshidajianlegelingtai。yeshizaizheiyike，wozixidaliangqilezheidongzijianbieshu。

shangxiasanceng，menkoulizhedeluomazhu，quanbudoushiheise。lansedechuanghu，bushifangfangzhengzhengfandaoshigongxingde，

fandaoshixiangjiledamudao。zheishiyinzhaiwuyi。zaiwodingxingshi，wangdenianyibaqiazhuwobozi。

3wangqianqianheleyitiao，ganjinqulata。「jiujiu！niyaoganshenme？yanjiezheishiyaojiujiumahezhinva。」

wangdenianetoushangdexuejihaimeilaidejica，xianxueshunzhebiliangwanyanerxia，batayizhanglianpichengliangban。

neitouxuebaidetoufa，zaipeishangshijiaodeheitongren，hedewangqianqianhunshenfahan，suishangshouqula，

ketaxiangshibeiqiguaidedongxixiganlesuoyouliqi，haowuzuoyong。「pa！」woliangzhijiazhehuangfu，wangshenhouyipai。

huoguangliangqi。yidaosusudejianjiaoxiangguo。woyoutieleyizhangfuzaiwangqianqianxiongkou，

tachenggonglazhesongshoudewangdenianwangdishangzuoqu。「yanjie，ganggangneishi……shenmedongjing……」

taduoduosuosuodiwenwo。「zenmewoshushutoudingdefuziranle，queyidianmeishaoshangta，

erqiefuranshaobudouhuiyoufuhuima？zenmezheishenmedoumeiyou。」wopietayiyan，

shuaichuyiju：「guanchadehenzixi，xiacibieguanchale，huzhunizijidebaomingfujiuxing。」

tashouxiayishiwangxiongkoudefuzhimoqu。minghuangsedezhizhang，yonghongsezhushahuazhetakanbudongdetuan，meiyouziran。

tazhongzhongdiantou，tamingbai，tademingxianzaizhangwozaineizhangxiaoxiaodehuangfushangle。wozhuandonglexiabojing。

shangmianyousisiyinqiqinru。zuojuderenzheimekuaijiujilema？budengwodiaocha，jiuxiangnongsiwoyijuehouhuan！

neitinghao，yinguoyicheng，jiexialaiwozuoshenmedouheqinghelile。4wozhuanshenhewangdenianqiheiwujudeshuangyanduishang。

taishouzaitalianshangshanleyibazhang。gancuililuo，shengyinxiangliang。neiqiheidetongrenzhuanleyixia，zuihouyisishenghun，

zongsuanhuiti。woganjinwen：「zheizhaijidisheixuande？」「woqinjie。」tahoulongguluyixia，fayinlvexianqiguai，

danmianqianghainengtingdong。wangqianqianhedehanmaoshuqi，danzhidaowoburangtawen，zhishijinzhangdikanzhewohewangdenian。

「tasuiranjiarenle，dantingdaowoyaogaixinfang，yuanlaidezhaijidijulishiqutaiyuanle，tajiubangwoyiqidating，

kannalideweizhijulishiqujin，younengmaide。」「genzhewopaoshangpaoxiasangeyue，womencaidinglezheigedifang。」

wokanleyiyanwangqianqian，jiranshitajiujiu，neizheiqinjie，yejiushiwangqianqiandemamale。

hezheilisideneiyijiasikou，yeshishidashidexueqin。wangqianqianbeiwoyanshendingdefamao：「yanjie，

shibushiwomayoushenmewenti？」「dengwowenwan。」woshouhuishixian，zaiduhewangdenianjiaoliu，「fangzisheigaide，

shibushishuren？」liangrendexindousuizhewodewenhuabeitiqi，

wangdeniangengshiganjinhewoshuoqingkuang：「shiwozuihaodexiongdizhangjiaxiong。」「taganzheigehenduonianle，

wobamatuijiaobuhao，neishihouwochanglimang，qiziyouganghuaiyun，wobuxiangjiarenxinku，jiuquanquanjiaojitale。」

「shejitusheihuade，zheixiecizhuansheimaide。」「woqizi。tadangshihuaizheyun，suiranbunenglaolei，

danshipeisezhuangxiu，doushiwoxiongdihetaquerende。」woyidun。meiyoujixuwenhua。taqiziyijingsile，

zheibukexue。jianwochichibuyanyu，wangdenianyouzhejibuchong：「buquanshiwoqiziyigerenpaiban，

yeyouwenguoquanjiarendeyijian。womendangchuyougexiaoqun，maishenme，douyouzaiqunlishuo。」「jiwokankan。」

woshenshou。tanachushouji，zhiqiandeliaotianjiluhaimeiyoushan。zailimiankeyikandaohenduojilu。

suizhewowangshangfanyue，wangdenianzaipangbianjinzhangdiyankoushui。「dashi，zheizhendebukenengshiwozijiarendewenti，

womenbenbenfenfenyibeizi，bukenengganchutourenyinzhaideshilai。」tashengyindaizhezhan，baifabeifengchuidong，

gengxianbengkui。「wozhidao，zainijiabieshufengdingneiyitian，nijiarenjiuyijingbeidashangleguipubiaoji。」

「houmiandezhuangxiupeise，shiyinzhailiderenzhihuinimenzuode。」bijingzhengchangdeyijiaren，

zenmekenenganzhaozhizhafangdepeisequzhuangxiuzijidewuzi。neiqiangzhuandeyanse，shichangshangdoumeiyoumaide，

haishitamenzhaochangjiadingzhide。kezheiyangdejieshi，bujinmeiyouhuanjiewangdeniandeqingxu。fandaorangtagengjiabengkui。

taqiheidetongrenliuchuxueleilai，tabengkuidijiuzhezijidetoufa，qidechuidazijidetou：「neimezao？

neimezaoma？」「xianzaixiangjielenijiarendeguipushenfen，songqutoutai，

bixuyaozhaodaozuojuhainijiatourenyinzhaidezuikuihuoshou，jieledangchudejiaoyi，cainengchenggong。」woyisimingxian。

zijiarenzaozaibieshufengdingshijiuchengleguipu，neibeihoudezuojuren，jiuzhishengxiaxuanzhirenhejianfangrenle。

yigeshizijideqinjiejie，yigeshicongxiaoguang**zhangdadexiongdi。renheyigeren，duitadoushibaoji。

5「bukeneng。」wangdenianyaoyaotou，zuilibufangqidinannandao。「wojiecongxiaojiutengwo，shenmedourangzhewo，

shenzhijiulianqianqian，tayekanwohelaopochichihuaibushanghaizi，songwojiayangzhe。」「zaishuoletourenyinzhai，

bamayehuibianchengguipu，tayigeshajidouhaipaderen，zenmekenenglaihaizijideqinbama？」xueleidiluo，

zazaidishang。bushixueqin，neijiuzhinengshitadehaoxiongdile。womensangejihushimoren。

wangdefazhuazhezijitoufadeshouwulichuiluo。「womenmingmingshiguang**yiqizhangdadehaoxiongdi，

doushuobuyaozhaoshurenjianfang，wohaishixiangzheta。」「tazaiwojiachushihou，yegenzhepaoshangpaoxia，

wogongchangfabuchuqianlaishi，tahaibugutaxifudefandui，jielewoliangwan。」「dashi，

zhendemeikenengshizheilianggerenzhiwaidema？」「meiyou。」**cuililuo。

taneixindexijihaimeishengqijiubeiqiamie。yuexiangtaxinyuetong。shenshangyingraodeheiqiyeyufanongyu，

benlaijiuqiheidetongren，xianzaijiulianyanbaidouyaoranchenghuisele。woganjinjitaxinkouenshangyidaofu：「liukouqi，

xianzaisilenidehunwoshinengyong，dannijiarenguipudeshenfenpashigaibulele。」

wodehuachenggongdirangwangdenianbazuihouyikouqiyanhuiduzili。「dashi，qiunigaosuwoyaozenmejie。」

yankantayouyaoguixiajiwopengpengpengketou，wozhijiechujiaozuzhita。「biesuibianke，wodayingguodeshi，

jiuyidinghuizuodao。niyejidexinshouchengnuojiushi。」「bidingxinshou。」wangdenianzhongzhongdiantou，jiandingwubi。

dangran，zaixifangrenmianqian，tashuodechengnuoshiguoleyinbode，taxiangburenyemeineibenshi。

daodisheicaishizuojurenzheishi，xianzaizhishiwomendecaice，xiangqueding，neibixuyaobazheiliangrenjiaodaobieshulai，

woyongxunyinjingzhaoguolecainengqueding。worangwangdenianqulianxizheiliangren。kedianhuaguoqu，tajiejieerzishengbing，

renquwaishengqiuyile。jitafaxiaodadianhuaguoqu，yeshuozijierzishengbing，renzaiwaishengqiuyi。

yimoyiyangdeliyou，tiandixianalaizheimeqiaodeshi？wangdenianbenjiujinbengdeshenjing，zheixiachediduanle，

duizhedianhuaneitoujiukaishipokoudama。「zhangjiaxiong，nigeguierzi，niganhaiwojiaren！」

「laoziduinineimehao，jianfangshidajiadoushuobuyaojiaojishuren，wobuguangjiaojini，haiduojinijiwan。」

「woyiweiwomenshiyibeizidehaoxiongdi，nige**，chusheng！」dianhuaneitouderenyiting，nuhuoyegenzheshanglai。

「wangdenian，nifashenmeshenjing？nibanchanglaozimianfeibangni，jinijianfangzinishiduojilewojiwan，

houmiannijiachushi，woerzifazheshao，laoposhuowoganchuqubangnidouyaohewonaolihun，wohaishiqule。」

「niliangxinbeigouchilea？zijinvermeile，jiukanbudewojiwoerzizhibingshibushi？」

dianhuaneitouzizidianliusheng，shoujisihubeiqiangqulelingyigerenshouzhong。