zuozhe“huyanluanyu”chuangzuodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《wushuangshashen》，jiangshudeshizhujiaoyeqiubaibingzhijiandegushi，jingcaineirongjieshao：congjinwaikedediyitianqi，yeqiujiutingdaolehenduoguanyuguoshaocongdebagua，birubihuaiyunnvyoudatai，goudayoufuzhifu，xiepomeimaohushi......……
第9章
qingcuideerguang，xiangbianbingfang，guoshaocongdezuolianyirouyankejiandesuduzhongzhangqilai。
“ni，nigandawo？”guoshaocongdengzheyeqiu，nanyizhixin。
zhangjiuyilai，zaitadeyanzhong，yeqiujiushigewonangfei，keshixianzai......
“worennirangni，bingfeipani。”yeqiulenglengdeshuodao。
“wonongsini。”guoshaocongyangqilequantou，jiuyaodongshou。
“nigandongtashishi。”linjingzhibinglengdeshengyinxiangqi，shuodao：“gandongyeqiu，woyaonideming。”
guoshaocongniutou，zhijianlinjingzhiyanshenlengmo，budaisihaoganqing，yidiandoubuxiangshizaikaiwanxiao。
“nidaodishishenmeren？”guoshaocongchenshengwen。
“woshiniyongyuandourebuqideren。”linjingzhixingyanyideng：“gun！”
霸气十足！
guoshaocongyouyuleyihuier，buganxindesongkailequantou，zaimeinonggaoqingchulinjingzhideshenfenzhiqian，tabuganqingyidongshou，wanyizhenderebuqini。
“yeqiu，zheijianshiwobuhuijiuzheimesuanle，nijiwodengzhe。”guoshaocongfangxiayijuhenhuahou，kuaibulikaibingfang。
病房里终于清净了。
“linjie，xiexieni。”yeqiuganjideshuodao。
gangcailinjingzhihuta，rangtahengandong。
“xiaoshieryi，buyongkeqi。”linjingzhixiaozhewen：“daleguoshaocongyibazhang，shenmeganjue？”
“henshuang！”yeqiuzhijuedegangcaineiyibazhang，bataxinzhongdeyumendoufaxielechuqu。
jiezhe，yeqiuyouwenlinjingzhi：“jie，nishibushijuedewohennuoruo？”
“bu，nibushinuoruo，ershitaishanliangle。”linjingzhishuo：“nigangtarushehui，buyuanyireshi，yehaipareshi，yinweinizhidaozijimeiqianmeishi，youmeiyourenhebeijing，suoyimeiciyudaoshiqing，doushiyituizaitui，ningyuanzijishoudianweiqu，yebuyuandezuiren。nizheiyangdexinqing，wohenlijie。”
“dan，wobingbuxinshang。”
linjingzhihuafengyizhuan，dao：“zhengruwoxianqianshuodeneiyang，renshanbeirenqi，mashanbeirenqi，yimeideyinrentuirang，qishibingbunengjiejuewenti，guoshaocongyierzaizaiersandeqifuni，jiushizuihaodezhengming。”
“jizhujiedeyijuhua，nanrenxiangyaozhandewen，bixuxinyaohen。”
yeqiukuxiaodao：“daoliwodoudong，zhishi......”
“zhishinijuedezijimeibeijing，rebuqitamenshima？”
“嗯。”叶秋点头。
linjingzhixiaodao：“nizenmejiubuhuanweixiangyixiangni，niguangjiaobupachuanxiede，niruoshiyingqiyidian，tamenzhendegangennipinmingma？”
叶秋一怔。
“zheigeshehui，yueshiyouqianyoushideren，jiuyuepasi。ruguonigentamenpinming，tamenkendingsong。”linjingzhidao：“zaishuo，niyebingfeiwanquanmeiyoubeijing。”
“什么意思？”
“congjinyihou，jiejiushinidekaoshan，sheiganqifuni，wonongsita。”
yeqiuyebuzhidaolinjingzhishuodeshizhenshijia，zongzhi，xinlinuanyangyangde。
“谢谢姐。”
“wobuxihuankoutoushangdexiexie，nengbunenglaidianshijide？”linjingzhimizhexiazhangdefengyan，wumeidekanzheyeqiu，shuo：“qinwoyikou。”
啊！
也太直接了吧！
yeqiubuzhengqidelianyouhongle。
“hahaha，haizhengexiaokeai，budounile，hetongjiwo。”linjingzhijiaoxiao。
yeqiuganjinbahetonghebididaotashouli。
linjingzhidoumeiyoukanhetongneirong，zhijiezaiqianmingchuliuxialezijidedaming。
搞定了！
yeqiuzhongyusongleyikouqi。
zheiyang，hugongzhanjiumeiyouliyougantazoule，yeyiweizhe，takeyijixuliuzaiyiyuangongzuo。
zhiyaonengliuzaiyiyuan，tajiuyoujihuizhongxinhuidaowaike。
“duile，wodetuininengyongmaoshanfuzhoubangwozhihaoma？”linjingzhiwen。
yeqiuyaotou，jieshidao：“maoshanfuzhouzhongqueshiyouyizhongshenqidejiegushu，zhikexiwohaimeiyouxuexi，zaishuole，nidetuiyijingdongguoshoushule，zhixuyaojingyangjike。”
“keshiwobuxihuantangzaibingchuangshang。”
“denghuitouwotuiniqulouxiahuayuanzhuanzhuanba！”
“zhendeme？yeqiu，wofaxiannizhenshitaitiexinle，ruguonishiwonanpengyoujiuhaole。”linjingzhikanzheyeqiu，shuiwangwangdedayanjingyizhayizha，wumeizhongdaizheyisiqiaopi。
又来了。
叶秋有些受不了。
zheigenvren，zenmezongxihuandiaoxizijini？
“linjie，woqushitangjininongdianchide，nihaohaotangzhebiedonga！”yeqiulangbeidetaolilebingfang。
......
qianjinglanzheijitianyizhidianjizheyeqiudehunshi，zhenghaojintianbushangban，bajiawuhuoganwanhou，tabianlaidaoleyiyuan，xiangzhaozhanglilishangliangyixia，shuangfangfumujiangemian，bazhangliliheyeqiudeshiqingdingxialai。
taganglaidaozhuyuanbumenkou，jiujiandaozhanglilifuzheyigenianqingdenanyishengzoulechulai。
neigenanyishengyizhishoulouzhezhanglilideyao，liangrenhenqinmideyangzi。
qianjinglanshigehenchuantongdenvren，jianciyimu，xinliweiweiyouxiebuyue。
qiahaozheishi，zhangliliyekandaoleqianjinglan，zhouzhemeitouwendao：“ayi，nizenmelaile？”
“lili，woshilaizhaonide。”qianjinglankaimenjianshan，shuodao。
“找我？做什么？”
“woxianggennishangliangxia，zhaogerizihenifumujiangemian，baniheyeqiudeshiqingdingxialai。”
zhanglilimeitouzhoudegengjinle，wendao：“ayi，yeqiudoumeigaosunima？”
“gaosuwoshenme？”qianjinglanyihuo。
“kanlaiyeqiuzhenmeigaosuni。”zhanglilishuo：“woheyeqiuyijingfenshoule。”
“nimenfenshoule？”qianjinglanyiliancuoe：“shenmeshihoudeshier？wozenmecongmeitingyeqiutiqiguo。”
“neiyeqiukendingyemeigaosuni，tachaoxiguoyishengdebinglibeifaxianle，xianzaiyijingbeifapeidaohugongzhandanghugongqule。”
什么？
qianjinglanlianseshabai，zuoweiyigemuqin，tazuidanxindejiushiyeqiudeqiantu。
“neiyeqiuhainengzhuanzhengma？”qianjinglantantedewendao。
“liangongzuodouyaodiule，haixiangzhuanzheng？zuomengba！”guoshaocongzaipangbianlengxiao：“laotaipo，nishengleyigehaoerzia，chaowobinglibushuo，haidawo，zhenshiqiyoucili。”
“nishuoyeqiudani？zheibukeneng。”qianjinglangenbenbuxin，shuodao：“yeqiuyixiangyurenweishan，conglaimeiyoudaguoren，nimenzhijianshibushiyouwuhui？”
“wuhuigepi。”guoshaocongzhizhezhongzhangdezuolian，shuodao：“laotaipo，nizhengdayanjingkankan，zheijiushierzidade。”
zhangliliyezaiyipangshuodao：“ayi，wokeyizuozheng，queshishiyeqiudade。shaocongdebabashiyiyuandefuyuanzhang，suoyi，yeqiuzheibeizidoubukenengzhuanzheng。”
qianjinglanshunjianmianwurense，yeqiushitazuidadexiwang，kexianzai......
buxing！juebunengrangerzidiulegongzuo！
qianjinglanwanzheyao，lianshangnulijichuyisixiaorong，duiguoshaocongshuodao：“guoyisheng，zheiyiqiedoushiyeqiudecuo，dengtahuijiahou，woyidinghaohaodejiaoyuta。nindarenyoudaliang，nengbunengkanzaiwodemianzishang，jiyeqiuyigejihui？”
“kannimianzi？”guoshaocongyikoutuomotuzaiqianjinglandelianshang，madao：“nisuangeshenmedongxi？nidemianzihenzhiqianme？”
“guoyisheng，qingninduoduobaohan，doushiyeqiubudongshi，wotitajinindaoqian......”
啪！
meidengqianjinglanbahuashuowan，guoshaocongyibazhangchouzaitalianshang，madao：“yigexiadengren，yepeirangwobaohan？”
qianjinglanwuzhelian，xiangzhanglilitouquqiuzhudeyanshen，shuodao：“lili，bijingnigenyeqiuhaoguo，nibangwoqiuqiuguoyishengba！”
zhanglililengmodeshuodao：“woyijinggenyeqiuyidaoliangduanle，tashisishihuo，dougenwomeiyoubandianguanxi。”
qianjinglannanyizhixindekanzhezhanglili。
zheishi，guoshaocongyinchendexiaodao：“laotaipo，zhiyaoniguixiajiwodaoqian，wojiujiyeqiuyigejihui。”
“扑通！”
qianjinglanmeiyousihao，guizailedishang，weileerzideqiantu，tagerendezunyansuanbuleshenme。
quemeixiangdao，yeqiucongzhuyuanbulichulaile，ganghaojiandaolezheiyimu，yanjingshunjianhongle。
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