xiaoshuozhurengongshiwangyongguqingchengdeshumingjiao《wushuangtianwang》，benxiaoshuodezuozheshiyelaoliuzuixinxiedeyibendoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，neirongzhuyaojiangshu：nimenhao，qingwenwangyongzaizheima？”hong！zhale！zhenggehuiyishideqifen，chedizhaliele！...
buduoshi，wangyongheguqingchengjiulaidaoleyundouzuiyoumingdesaicheshengdi——shepanshan！
kanzheyanqianxingxing**depaochehegaizhuangche，wangyongbujiedewendao：
“带我来这干嘛？”
“niersansijiezanshidoubuzaiguonei，woxiandainilaijianjianniwujie。”guqingchengdandanshuoleyiju，erhouchaozhebuyuanchuyigemiaolingshaonvhuilehuishou。
ranhouwangyongjiukandaoyige“chichenghuanglvqinglanzi“maodexiaotaimeizouleguolai，dajinlianzixiaoshoubiao，tuyatxudidangku，yifulaoniangyouxihademoyang。
wangyongyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile。
zheizaoxinghaizhenshinainaijianleqiqiaoshengyan，yeyejianleyuandiqushi。
dangniandexiaobudian，jingranchengleshamate？
“niquedingtashichibaobao，erbushizangaijiazudexiaogongzhu？”wangyongmudengkoudaidewangxiangguqingcheng。
guqingchengyanmiantanxi：“shuoduoledoushilei！”
“dajienijintianzenmezheimeyoukonglaikanwobisaia？”chibaobaoxiaoxixideshuodao，dankandaowangyonghoulianshunjianladelaozhang：
“yo，zheibushiwangyongma？dangnianshuoyaomingyangtianxiadeshaonian，zenmehundezheimeluopo？wushirenfeia！”
yikaikoujiushinongnongdeeyi！
kewangyongnalishishengyoudedeng，dangjibianshilengxiaofanji：“nidaoshimeishenmebianhua，haishidangnianneigexiaohongmao！”
小红帽？
chibaobaodunshiyileng，wendao：“shenmeyisi？”
wangyongbianshijianxixideyixiao，erhoushuodao：“nainairangdahuilangjichile！”
二女瞬间石化！
erchibaobaoditoukanleyiyanziji“pingpingwuqi”dexiongfu，erhoudahoudajiao，jiuyaoyongshoulidebanshouquzawangyongdenaodai。
太特么气人了！
darenbudalianbuzhidaoma？
“goule！congxiaoqiajiaqiadaoda，xianzaihaishizheichoudexing，nimenbunima？”
guqingchengdengleliangrenyiyan，erhouduichibaobaominglingdao：
“shoushidongxi，genwohuijia！”
只是！
jiuzaicishi，yidaobuhuaihaoyidexiaoshengquecongbuyuanchuchuanlai：
“chibaobao，xiangkailiua？”
guqingchengchaozheshengyinchuanlaidedifangwangqu，erhoubianshikandaoyigefuerdaidairenzouleguolai。
徐子谦？
guqingchengzhoulezhoumei，yiyanjiurenchuzheijiahuoshiyundouchulemingbuwuzhengyedefuerdai，chuledajia、biaoche、paoniuzhiwaiyiwushichu，haijiciyinweibiaochezhuangsiguoren，danyinweijialiyouqianyoushimeicidoubulelezhi。
“怎么回事？”
guqingchengduichibaobaozhiwendao，henbuxihuantahezheiyangde**sihunzaiyiqi。
kehaimeidengchibaobaojieshi，xuziqianneitaorenyandeshengyinzaiduxiangqi：
“tahewoduidu，ruguotayinglewojiubawodefalalilafasongjita，yaoshitashule，jinwanjiudepeiwoshangchuang！”
什么！
guqingchengdajingshise，nushizhechibaobao：“nifengle？nizenmenengnazijidezhenjielaikaiwanxiao？”
kechibaobaoquegenbenmeidanghuishi，manbuzaihudedao：“dajie，nijiufangxinba！shouxiabaijiangeryi，youshenmehaopade？wodeshilinihaibuqingchuma？”
erhou，tabianshiyilianxiaozhangdewangxiangxuziqian：
“zenme，neimepobujidaixiangyaobazijidebaobeichezisongjiwoa？”
“woshipobujidaixiangyaozaichuangshangwannile，hahaha！”
jianjianjidecheng，xuziqianbianheshenpangyigelaowaiduishileyiyan，liangrenqiqiluchuleyinxiandexiaorong，huitouzouxiangneisaichedi。
xianzai，tamenjiudengzhechibaobaolaizitouluowangle！
kezheigeshihou，wangyongquelaidaochibaobaodegenqian，biaoqingyansudedao：
“nibunengcanjiazheichangbisai，niyidinghuishu！”
chibaobaotamenburenshineigelaowai，danwangyongqueyiyanjiurenchuletadeshenfen。
ruoshichibaobaozhiyicanjiazheichangbisai，bishuwuyi！
ketingdaozheihua，chibaobaoquezhijiezhamaole，fenfenbupingdedao：
“wohuishu？nikaishenmewanxiao？benxiaojiekeshishepanshancheshen，qijinweizhihaicongweishuguode。”
“niyigemenwaihanshenmedoubudongjiubizuiba，zhengdanidegouyanhaohaokanwozenmenvetamen！”
wochibaobaozonghengshepanshanzheimeduonian，shouxiabaijiangshubushengshu，huishu？
wangyongganzheimezhiyita，tafeideluliangshouliangxiawangyongdegouyanbuke，rangtazhidaozijidewujiezaishepanshankeshishenyiyangderenwu。
shuowan，yebuguguqingchenghewangyongdefandui，zhijiediaotoupaoxiangneisaichedi。
“nishibushikanchuleshenme？”
guqingchengjiaojidewendao，ruguowangyongbushifaxianleshenme，buhuizheimeduandingchibaobaoyidinghuishu。
wangyongmianlukuxiao，erhouzhizheneigelaowaishuodao：“neigerenmingjiaomeiweise，shimiguodedixiachewang，zaimiguochequantadechejiganshuodier，meirenganshuodiyi！erqietahaicengbangzhujiefeiqiangjie，mianduishushiliangjingchehezhishengjizhuibu，bufeichuihuizhilidequanshenertui。”
“ruguoshitalaihechibaobaobidehua，nijuedetaneisanjiaomaocheji，nengyingdelezheiyangkanchengchuanqiderenwuma？”
轰！
guqingchengdunjuetianxuandizhuan，qiaolianshunjianmeilexuese。
zheimeshuolai，chibaobaobushishudingle？
neiyaoshishuledehua，qibushijiu...
ercishi，chibaobaoyeyijingzuozailezijidejiashiwei，kequekandaoxuziqianzhanzaibuyuanchu，xiaorongguiyidejiangtadingzhe。
chibaobaoliumeiyicu，buyuededao：“xuziqian，nigaoshenmefeiji？haibukuaishangche？”
“bieji，wozizhibushinideduishou，suoyiteyizhaolaileyigebangshou，nibujieyiba？”
xuziqianbeibiyixiao，erhoupailepaimeiweisedejianbang，shiyitakeyikaishibiaoyanle。
tongshi，tayijingzaixinlihuanxiangzhe，jinwanyaoyongshenmezishilaihaohaoxiangyongchibaobaole。
只是！
zixinxinpengzhangdechibaobao，quemeiyouchajuedaozijiyijingburuleyichangjingxincehuadepianjuzhizhong，yijiubuzhisihuodejiaoxiaodao：
“suibian，fanzhengbuguannijiaosheilai，zuizhongyeyidingshiwoying！”
轰！
piankehou，zaiyishengshengjianjiaoshengzhong，liangtaichaopaotongshifadongyinqing，erhourulixianzhijianbanjisheerqu！
kecaiguoleduanduanyifenzhong，chibaobaojiufaxianbuduijingle，duifangneiruwandezitai，yijipiaoyideshijizhangwodouyuanzaizijizhishang。
youguoleyifenzhong，tadeliansechedishabairuzhi，yinweitafaxianzijijingranlianduifangdecheweidengdoukanbudaole！
jieguo，ziranruwangyongyuliaodeneiban，chibaobaocanbai！
dangmeiweisejiashizhexuziqianneitailafapaoleyiquanhuidaochufadi，chibaobaocaibuguopaolebanquan。
全场一片惊骇！
“xinjilu！bafenwushisanmiao，bichibaobaoyuanxiandapodejilu，zuzukuailesanfenduozhong！”
“tiana！zheilaowaidaodishishenmeren？zheichejijianzhishenle！”
yishengshengjinghu，dunshixiangchequanchang！
eryouguolejifenzhong，chibaobaohuilaile，kequelianchemendoumeiguanjiujingzhipujinguqingchenghuaili，sixinliefeidekuhandao：
“大姐救我！”
“wobuxiangpeitashangchuang，wobuxiang！”
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