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精彩章节

woshigewaixingren。kaizheufozaiyinhezhixingrenwu。beidiqiuyuandedaodanjizhong，buxingdiaojindiqiu，

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wohaizaigantan：「wow~socute！xiaoxiaoderenlei，zuochuzheimexiaoxiaodedongxi，

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xinxiangnengyouduodaweilini？yejiunengjiwodeufowaiqiaonaonaoyangbale。jieguoguangdeyishengjuxiang。

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wocongdonglidiaochuqubianshiquyishi。dengxinglai，yijingbianchengzhangwanyuejialideyitailaoshishouyinji。

woyouyidiandianwuyu。tongmazaowuzhushibushiyoubing？woshishouyinjiye！

zhishiyitaipojiudeshouyinji……yixiangdaowoderenwushirangrenleinvhaiaishangyitaishouyinji，wojiuqidexiangxiao。

zhangwanyuehelaogongdechaojiashengdaduanwodesixu，wotaiyankanleguoqu。ganghaobeilinzerenglaideyiwudangzhushixian。

「woyijingjieshiguole！limishushiyinweilinleyu，jiujinlaiwomenjiahuangeyifueryi，

niyidingyaobuyiburaoma？」duizheiyangdejieshi，zhangwanyuemingxianbuxin。yijiaotifanlajitong，

xiaohaigepidaisanluoyidi。tazhizhelajishuo：「neizheigeshishenme？rehuzheni。」

linzeyijiuzuiying：「zhaonizheiyangshuo，neiwoshibushiyekeyihuaiyishinizuoleduibuqiwodeshi，

ranhouerenxiangaozhuang，daodayipawumiewo。」bangexiaoshiqian。linzedaizhelimishuhuilai，kandaojialimeiren，

dunshitianleigoudihuo。yinlangyibojieyibo，rangwozheigelaizigaoduanxingqiudewaixingrenxiudetongtifahong。

renleisihujieshoubulebanlvchuguideshishi，yidanfaxianzaoshoubeipan，lijiyouaishenghen。woluleyin，pailezhao。

youyongqianyishiqinruzhangwanyuedenaodianbo，rangtajieshoufeidehuijiayitangdezhiling。

zhiyaotaqinyankandaozhangfudebeipan，wocaiyoujihuimouqutadeai。danlinzeshizaigaoming，yitingdaokaimensheng，

mashangbalechulai，kuaisuyijiaobalimishuchuaijinchuangdi。zhangwanyuekaimenjinlai，

tahaixianggemeishirensidedazhaohu：「laopo，wohuilaihuangeyifu，jinwanbuyongdengwochifan，youyingchou。」

dixiasanluoyifu，qianhuichuangdanshangshuizi，wuyibuzaixianshigangcaidezhankuang。

zhangwanyueyinzezedijianqinvkuanyifuwen：「zheishinihuanxialaide？」「……」

linzenaoxiuchengnuduoguolaisuishouyireng，「niyouyaowuliqunaoleshima？」tamenyiyanbuhechaoqilai。

wokaishizidongbofanggangcaideyinlang，youyixiameiyixiawangwaitugouhezhao。chedizuoshilinzechuguideshishi。

2「limishuzaichuangdi，zaichuangdi，zaichuangdi。」wojixiebandeshengyin，rangsuoyourendouheleyitiao。

linzelvxianfanyingguolai，jingranqiazhezhangwanyuedebozinuchi：「nidaodixiangganshenme？

jingrannonggejiqirenjianshiwo，xiangshoujichuguizhengju，ranhoubiwojingshenchuhulihun？」shiyizhici。

limishucongchuangdipachulai，congwoshenshangnazouyifu，kaishipangruowurendichuan。yanlijinshiaomanshentai，

buzhidaodehaiyiweitacaishizhenggong。yifuchuandaoyiban，zeleyisheng：「linzong，doujiaoniwenroudianle。nikan，

youbawodexiaodiaodaichehuaile，zheikeshinimaijiwodezhounianliwu，shijiwande**kuanni。」

worenbuzhutucao：「woleigeguandongzhu，zheipomobushijiwan？linze，nihaishigerenma？

zhangwanyuepeinibaishouqijia，weinishengchijianyong，lianmaigecaiyeyaohuobisanjia，pingshimaipingmianshuangnidoumatabaijia，

nininijingranjizheixiaoyaoyanmaishijiwandexiaodiaodai？」yaobushiwoquanshenshangxiazhiyouzuinengdong，

wozhenxianglunqidachuilunfeizheiduigounannv。kuiqizhebaicaiburudedaolishigerendoudongba？wofaxianrenleinanxing，

tebieshibazong，jiuxihuanbaqiziquhuijiadangbagawangsilizheng。dengrenzhenbeinongsile，youlaiaoaoku。

ranhouguaitianguaidi，jiushibuguaiziji。ranhoukaishizhengzhixiaosan，meiqimingyuebangyuanpeibaochou。wohetui。

zhangwanyuegujixinrusihuile，momokanzhesinanrenluolei，renyoutaqiabozi。「dai！」wobagaoyinliangnuhou，

「linzenigechusheng，shousongsong，jidiankongqizhangwanyue，niyaoganqiasita，wozuoguidoubufangguoni。」

sheirangwodegonglveduixiangshizhangwanyuezheigewonangfei。tayaoshisile，wokejiuzaodayangle。

wobuzhihuibuquwaixingqiu，haizhinengyongyuandangshouyinji。ruguobeiqitawaixingrenzhidao，wodetungenafang？

womenzuowaixingrende，zuizhongshidejiushitun，herenleizhongshilianmiandedaoliyiyang。linzezhongyusashou，

yihuodizouguolaixiangyanjiuwo。wopuyisheng，penchuzhisiliangdezhaopian，quanshitahelimishugouqiedehuamian。

gounannvhemengle。genei「aaaaa」jianjiao。jidedan，haochao。ezhenxiangchuisitamen。

erwodenvzhujiaoxianzaishiliandebeishangzhong，jiuzhidaokukuku。youzheigongfu，burujitamenyirenyibazhangle。

wozhihaobofangguijiaosheng，zhizaonaoguidejixiang。linzehenkuailengjingxialai，gouchunlengxiao，chazheyaominglingwotingxialai。

「wobuguannishishenmeguidongxi，ganzaiwomianqianbanmennongfude，zhiyousiluyitiao！」shuoba，

naqiwowangdishangyiza。kuanglangshengguohou，tataijiaozhunbeicaisuiwo。「bu！linzebukeyi！」

zhangwanyuefeipuguolai，wubixintengjianqiwo，baozaihuaililianxidifumo。yanleidizaiwoshenshang，liangliangde，

xiangyinhedeshuiningzhu。wopingshizuixihuanshoujizheileishuifenpaokafei。xinxiang，denglikaidiqiuneitian，

woyidingyaodakusuoyourenlei，baleizhuzidaihuiqu，

rangtataluotexingqiuneiquntubiechangchangxianshuier~womeizizikaixiaocha，beizhangwanyuedekuhanlahuixianshi。

「zheishiwowaipodeyiwu，shiwodenianxiang，nibukeyipohuaita，qiunile。」

3wojidebadaozongcaidouhenbiantai，nvzhuyueqiurao，tayuehendu。zheibu，

taneizhigaisidesishiyimadajiaoduizhewocailexialai，kaishiniananiana……zhangwanyuechule「bububu」

dikutianqiangdi，piyongmeiyou。wodousuichengjikuaile，yijingmeiyouqiangjiudebiyaole。

tashahuhushenchushoujianwodesuipian，jieguobeineizhidajiaobanhenhencaizhu。wotingdaoshouzhangguliedeshengyin，

zhengxiangshuodianshenmedeshihou，wodezui，yejiushikaijianjianbeicaihuaile。yishibiandepiaopiaoran，

wozhidaozheishibinlinsiwangdeqianzou。zhangwanyueyiweidiku。limishuzilaishubandakaipinrudeyiju，

chuanlepinrudeyifu，qinlepinrudelaogong。hedianshilideedunvpeiyiyang，chaofengdao：「wanyuejie，

baituoniyanguanghaodian，zheilaoqihengqiudeyifuyejiuniaichuan，wojialibashisuilaonaichuandedoubinishimao。」

「nanguailinzongbuaihuijia，ruguowoshinanren，yeduinizheizhongturentibuqixingqu。」tadiaozhengleyixiayifu，

rangjiliangroukanqilaigengjiajianting。youlinzejiaochong，tamukongyiqiezhangguanquanchang，youdao：「wanyuejie，

nihelinzonglileba，bupipeidechaju，ruguomianqiangpeitao，zuizhongzhihuiliangbaijushang。」shiqingnaodaozheibu，

linzepibeibukanditanleyikouqi：「duibuqi，wanyue。」「limishuhuaiyunle，

wobixujitahehaiziyigemingfen。zhiyuni，wochulebaoqian，huiewaiduojinibuchang。」

lihunerzishuochulaihou，tarushizhongfuhunshenyisong，suijilouzhexiaoyaojingyangzhangerqu。zhangwanyuekuleile，

jiuditangzaibinglengdedibanshang，huailiyiranbaozhewodesuipian。shengyinsiyadiwenwo：「waipo，

gangcaishinixianlinglema？wohaoxiangni，nipeiwoshuoshuohuahaobuhao？」tacongxiaogenzhewaipozhangda，yufumubuqin，

yebulaiwang，zhenggerenshengzhiyouwaipohelinzezheilianggeren。kexiangerzhitamendezhongyaoxing。rujinwaipobingshi，

laogongchuguiyaolihun，duitadoushizhimingdaji。wohenxianghuiying，naiheyouxinwuli。zhangwanyueyoukule：「waipo，

ruguonizaitianyouling，baoyoulinzebuyaohewolihunhaobuhao？wozhende…zhendebukeyimeiyouta……」wenyan，

wozhihenzijifanbulebaiyan。zheijiushisuoweidelianainaoma？xiayimiao，zhangwanyuekaishibodalinzededianhua。

yicibujie，jixuda，dayibaibianhaishimeirenjie。tabengkuile，jiaolvdilaihuiduobu，

suisuinianzhe：「weishenmebujiewodianhua？linzepingshijiusuanzaimang，yehuihuixinxigaosuwozaimang，

jinrizheishizenmele？」「duile，wogangcaigentachaojiale，qishiwobugairetabugaoxing。nanrenma，

duiwaimiandenvrendoushiwanwaneryi，zuihouhaishihuihuiguijiatingde。」tahaifanshengshangle？wojianzhiqixiaole。

zhenshitaoyanderenlei！zaowuzhudaodinengbunengjiwohuangerengonglvea？xianbushuowoderenwunengbunengwancheng，

yaoshibeizheizhong**nvrenaishang，huizaowaixingrenchixiaodeba。putongyisheng。zhangwanyuechaowoguilexialai。「waipo，

linzebuhuichushenmeshileba？qingninbaoyoulinze，batasuoyoukunandouzhuanyijiwo。」「jiedianhua，

qiuqiunijiedianhua……」4woshouzhangwanyuedexinqingyingxiang，xinlimianmenmende。bubangta，

jiuxiangyougencikazailehoulongli，buzhisi，dannanshou。woyongweiruodenengliangqulianjielinze，

kandaotahelimishuzaibangongshilimimouzheshenme。yinweizhangwanyuepinfanlaidian，rangliangrenkanqilaiwubifanzao。

linzehenhenzaledianhua，zhongyuxiadingmouzhongjuexin，duilimishushuo：「jiuannishuodezuo，wohuijixutilihun，

yibubudibifengzhangwanyue，zhizhitashoubulewodelengbaolitunyaozisha。」talejiezhangwanyue，

airenshizhiaoyoupianji，zheizhongrenningyuanqusi，doubuhuitongyilihun。zhuomianfangzheyidapingyaopian。

limishusongyonglinzebayaodaihuijia，zhiyaobutingdiliyongyanyu**zhangwanyue，qiwangdejieguohenkuaijiushuidaoqucheng。

wozaicibeirenleidedaiduchengduzhenjing。wojidelinzehezhangwanyueshinianshaoqingyi，bicipeibanchaoguoshiwunian，

duguowushubozhe，shizaixiangaizhixiajiedehun。weishenmeduanduanjinianhunyinjiuwushirenfeileni？

yuanlainannvzhujiehunbingbuyiweizhejiejushihe，ershiyinglaigushidezhenzhengkaiduan。neirongshiyichanglianyu，

yitiaotongkudebelu。woturanyoudianlianminzhangwanyuele。lianainaozhishiyoudianchun，zhishiqueaidekelianchongbale，

meirenkeyizheiyangjiantatadezhenxin。wojijiangsiqu，wanchengyigeshouyinjideshiming，quemeinengwanchengzijiderenwu。

suanle，suhuashuohaorenzuodaodi。woyongzuihouyidianliliangxianxing，bianchengrenleizuihaipadedongxi——apiao。

jichoulou，youxueroumohudenvpiao，shenzheliangmizhangdeshetoubatamenjuanleqilai。

duoyudeshejianraohuidaotamenzhengqianmian，kaishitianatian。wozheigenshetoudechuganhenhuani，koushuizuanxincigu，

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shuangshuangcusizaibangongshili。woyesuizhixiaoshi。yishixiaosanqian，wohenxinweijiuxiazhangwanyue。zhiyaotahaihuozhe，

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haozaiguanjianshikewozuanjinxiashuidaotaozhiyaoyao。wozuanbiandiqiushangdequanbuguandao，

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jiubeiyigelaotaiponazhejiaotuoxiepaiyunzaidi。xinglaihou，tangzaituoditongli，beichoushuipaozhe。

laotaitaishizhangwanyuedepopo。ziconglinzesihou，poposhengpaerxitouren，biancongxiangxiabanlaijianduzhangwanyue。

cike，tazhengnashoubozhewo，gantandao：「haofeimeidehuangshan！kanzheyouwuliujindeyangzi，

ganghaowozuijinyoudianxu，nidenghuibashanshale，dundianajiaohuangshanjiwobubushenti。」

zhangwanyueqieshengshengdikaikou：「ma，zheihuangshankanqilaitailvle，wanyiyoushenmedusu，

chileshentichuwentizenmeban……」huayinweiluo，tajiuailegebazhang。zuichunbeidapo，youxianxueliuxialai。

tabizhiqiangengjiaqienuo，liantaishoucaxuedoubugan。laotaitailianmianbuduandipokoudama，matakekepopo，

matakefu，matajiehunjinianliangedandoumeiyou。5wogandaoxinsuan，tongshihentiebuchenggang。woliaodaolinzedesi，

huiduizhangwanyuezaochenghendadaji。danwosidouxiangbudao，duanduanlianggeyueeryi，tajiuxiangbeichoudiaogutouderuanqiaoxia。

laotaitaizaitashenshangliuxiamimimamadequandajiaoti，neixiehairendeyuqingwubuzhangxiantadenuoruo。

zhiyintaxinlekesilinzedeyaoyan，weicibazijizhemoderenburenguibugui。juedeweiyoutongkuhuozhe，

caisuanshishuzui。laotaitaimaleidaleihou，chuqutiaoguangchangwule。zhangwanyueshanghenleileiditanzuozaituobatongpangbian，

xiaoxinyiyilaoqiwo，fangjinganjingderongqili。toutousongwoqushihehuangshanshengcundeqixidi。woyongnaodaicengta，

xianggaosuta，woshineitaihuishuohuadeshouyinji。kexizheiyishi，womeiyoushuohuadenengli。

zhangwanyueyongshouzhimolemowodetou：「woyebuzhidaoweishenmejiuni，danjiushijuedenihenqinqie，

woliyingyaojiuni……zaiyewaizhangzheimeda，guochengyidinghenxinkuba？yihoujideduoqilaihaohaoshenghuo。」

dingzhuwan，bawofangjinjiangbian。ai，zhenshifuzaderenlei。wohaoxiangbuneimetaoyantale。renma，

budongairenxianaijidedaoli，woyihoujiaojiaotajiuhaole。wojingenqihouhuidaojia。laotaitaiyijinghuilai，

zhengzaiweishizongdehuangshandafaleiting。yibayibadichediaozhangwanyuedetoufa，nantingdehuawoburenfushu。

wocuanlechulai，fenliyitiaoyaozhulaotaitaidezui，zhizhichexiayikuaipi。

zhengtiaoshentimeiyicunjifudouzainahan：「bizui！bizui！！！buxumale！」「zhangwanyue！nihuizuia！

nicaibushichusheng，caimeiyoukefu，gengbushitakouzhongmeirenaidebitch。」laotaitaijianjiaozhechongdaochufang，

naqichufangjianjiangwoyifenweier。tong！wucongshiyingdetongganchuanbianquanshen。haishidangshouyinjihaoa，

wupinmeiyoutongjue，zalanleyemeiyou。erxianzai，zuoweiyitiaoshengming，tongshibirande。

woqingxiganshoudaobeirenbopi、taokongneizang、duochengduanrengjinreyoulibaochaohoubaotangdetongchu。woshule，butongle。