《woshiyihou，qianqitongbuyusheng》shigezhongzhihuochuangzuodeyibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushiweiraozheqinchentangxiaoguozhankai，jieshiletamenzhijiancuozongfuzadeguanxihebukesiyidemaoxianjingli。zheibuxiaoshuojikourenxinxianyouchongmanjingxi，lingduzhenanyiwanghuai。liushushuhaimeikaikou，wojiutingdaoleduimiandeshengyin。“ba，nibuyaoquanwole！woheqinchenhainengzaijieyicihun，danlufengtazhiyouyicishengming，shuqingshuzhongnibiwoyao……。
第一章失忆
woheqizishiqingmeizhuma，jiehundangtian，woqizitingdaoyiqianchuliandezishadexiaoxi。
tawozhuwodeshougaosuwo：“qinchen，lufengdeshengmingbiyiciputongdehunlizhongyao，woyaoqujiuta。！”
tagaosuwohou，bianchuanzhehunshalikailehunlixianchang！
shangxinyujuedewozhijiehunmileguoqu。
zaicixinglai，wowangjilezijidemingzi，wangjileguanyutadeyiqie！
tayiweiwoshizaizhuangshiyi，yushixuanzelelihun。
keshilihunbujiu，qianqiyouchanshanglewo：“qinchen，nizhishizaishuapiqiduima？qishinimeiyouwangjiwo！”
tapinmingxiangyaorangwohuiyiqiyiqie，danwozhijuedetahenfanren。
“nvshi，qingbuyaofanwo！wodaihuihaiyouyuehui！”
houlaiwochenglejia，taquebeilufengbideyibubuzouxianglediyu！
“bingrenyijingxingleguolai！”
wozhengkaileyanjing，zhouweideyiqiedouhenmosheng，zhunquedianlaishuo，shiduizhenggeshijiedouhenmosheng。
chuanzhebaidaguadeyisheng，zhengzaimangshangmangxia，hushizaiquerenwodeyishishifouqingxing。
hushishuqisangenshouzhiwenwo：“zheishiji？”
“san？”wobudaquedinghuida，ranhoucongchuangshangzuoleqilai。
“bingrenyishiyijingqingxing。”mianqiandehushisonglekouqi，“nimensheiqutongzhijiashu。”
tamengenbenmeiyoujiwotiwendeshijian，yushimangqilegezideshiqing。
buyihui，wodechuangqianweimanleren。
liangduifuqi，haiyouyimingshaonv。
qizhongyiduifuqiheneimingshaonv，yuwoderongmaoyoujifenxiangsi，kewobujidetamenshishei。
shaonvzhuazhuwodeshou，fenfenshuo：“gege，liuruyanjianzhitaiguofenle！jingranweileyigenanren，shuotaohunjiutaohun。”
qizhongyiduifuqimanlianqianyi。
“xiaochen，shiwomenmeiyoujiaohaoliuruyan，womenhuibatadaiguolaihenixiezui。”
“ai，womendecuo！yaobushiwomenyizhicuoheni，niyebuhuiyudaozheizhongshiqing。”
zheijigerenzaishuoshenme，wozenmeyigeziyetingbudong？
柳如烟是谁？
我难道结婚了？
womangrandekanzhetamenwen：“nimennengxiangaosuwoshisheima？”
biqiyiduzideyiwen，woxianzaigengxiangzhidaozijishishei。
suoyourendoujiangzhule，bukesiyidekanzhewo。
shaonvgengshizhuazhulewodejianbang，jidongdeyankuangdouyouyanleizaidazhuan：“gege！nihaijidewoshisheima？”
“wo......wobuzhidao。”wohenxianghuidata，keshixiangpolenaodai，douzhaobudaodaan。
zhangdeyuwoxiangsideneiduigefuqiwenwo：“xiaochen，woshinidebaba，nizhendebujidewolema？”
womianlukuseyaotou：“jibuqilaile。”
tamenyonglehenzhangdeshijian，caijieshoulewoshiyizheijianshiqing，youxiangwojieshaoletamendeshenfen。
neimingshaonvshiwodemeimeiqinyao，lingwailiangduizhongnianfuqi，yiduishiwodefumu，yiduishiwoqizidefumu。
zaidezhiwoshizhendeshiyilehou，qizidefuqinfeichangqifendebotongyigedianhua，dianhuahenkuaijiujietongle。
liushushuhaimeikaikou，wojiutingdaoleduimiandeshengyin。
“ba，nibuyaoquanwole！woheqinchenhainengzaijieyicihun，danlufengtazhiyouyicishengming，shuqingshuzhongnibiwoyaoqingchu！”
shengyinhenhaoting，xiangjilebailingniao。
haoxiangshengyindezhurenshiwodeqizi？
budui，ruguoshiwodeqizi，yinggaihenzaiyiwo，shouzaiwodeshenbiancaidui。
liushushuduizhedianhuapaoxiao：“liuruyan！qinchendoubeiniqideshiyile，nizairenxing，xinbuxinwobaniganchuliujia！”
“ba，buyaonazheizhongzhuoliedejiekouquanwohuiqu。”
wotingdaoduifangshuowanzheijuhuahou，liushushudedianhuajiubeiguaduanle。
qinyaozhuazhewodeshou，fenfenshuo：“ge，liuruyanzhendetaiguofenle！fenmingnimenyijinglingzhengjiehun，taquexiangzheqitananren，shenzhihaiweilebieren，bujiehunle！”
wohaoqiwenqinyao：“liuruyanshiwodeqizi？”
“shia！nishuoguobuguofen。”
woyaotoufouren：“nizaipianwo，liuruyanbukenengshiwodeqizi，ruguoshidehua，tayinggaihenzaiyiwocaidui。”
wosuiranshiyile，danhaishiqingchuqizidaibiaoshenme，butanshenglaobingsi，qimayeyaozaiyiwo。
keneigeliuruyangenbenmeiyouzaiyiwodeyisi，shuomingtabushiwodeqizi。
“哥......”
qinyaoyuyanyouzhi，kanwodeyanshenmanshixinteng。
liushifuqideshenfenbufangbianjixudaixiaqu，duiwoshuolejijuhaohua，biancongconglikaile。
wodefumuhendanxinwo，buguokandaoqinyaozaizheili，yetongtamenlikailewodebingfang。
bijingtamenyaoquanfuyixiahunlixianchangbinkemendeqingxu。
congqinyaokouzhongwodezhifumuheliushifuqi，fenbieshiliangjiadaxingqiyedelaoban。
suoyi，hunlixianchangdaduoshudoushitamendekehu，fangrenbuguandehua，kenenghuiduigongsizaochengbuxiaodedaji。
zaiwohunmideshihou，zanliangdefumuchadianjidekuchulai！
tingwanleqinyaodejieshi，woxinliyeshufulebushao。
qimawodefumumeiyouhewodeqiziyiyang，yidiandoubuzaiyiwo。
wowenqinyao：“mei…yaoyao，nizhidaowoweishenmehuizaiyiyuanma？”
wohenxiangjiaoqinyaomeimei，dantaxianzaizaiwoyanli，buguojiushiyigemoshengren，zanqiejiaobuchukou。
qinyaobingbuzaiyiwozenmechenghuta，daoshizaixiangwoshuomingqingkuangdeshihou，yibianshuoyibianzaimaneigejiaoliuruyandenvren。
yuanlaiyinweishangyehezuo，qinjiaheliujiaxiangchubucuo。
woheliuruyanziranerranchengweileqingmeizhuma，congxiaoshihoujiunianzaiyiqi，sheirenkanledouhuishuozhangdaleyidinghuishifuqi。
dandaoledaxue，yigejiaozuolufengderenfengkuangduiliuruyanzhankailegongshi。
liuruyanzuikaishiduitameiyourenhexingqu，kedaolehoulai，zhidaoduifanghuanyouyiyuzheng，yushiliangrenmanzhewochengweileguanxiyaohaodepengyou。
woheliuruyanzhujianfazhan，daoletanhunlunjiadeshihou。
zaijiarendeyaoqiuxia，wohetatiqianlinglejiehunzheng，bingqiejuedinglejuxinghunliderizi。
婚礼正是今天！
hunlijinxingdaoguanjianshihou，lufengdalailedianhua，gaosuliuruyan，ruoshijintiantamenjiehunle，takenengjiuhuobuxiaqu。
yushiliuruyandangjixuanzeletaohun，paoxialewoduziyirenzhanzaihunlixianchang。
liuruyanlikaimeiduojiu，wojiudangchanghunmileguoqu。
jiexialaideshiqing，jiushixianzaile。
woxingleguolai，danyeshiqulejiyi，wangjilezijishishei，yewangjilesuoyouren。
“yuanlairuci。”woganxieqinyao，“xiexienigaosuwozheimeduo，yaoyao。”
qinyaoyaoleyaotou：“nishiwodegege，gaosunizheixieshiyinggaide。”
jiezhetatantedewenwo：“gege，nitingwanlewodehua，xianzaiduiliuruyanshishenmeganqing？”
“shenmedoumeiyou。”wofandaojuedeqiguaile，“suiranliuruyanqueshiduiwozuolehenguofendeshiqing，danneidoushiwoshiyiqiandeshiqingle，xianzaitaduiwolaishuozhishiyigemoshengren。”
woyouhebiyaoduiyigemoshengrenbaoyouganqing？
qinyaosonglekouqi：“taihaole，gege，wohaiyiweinihuixiangyiqianyiyangzhimibuwu。”
buzhidaoshibushiwodecuojue，woshuowangangcaineifanhuahou，qinyaofandaohaihenkaixin！
wowenta：“niweishenmeyaokaixin？”
qinyaodunledunshuo：“yinweiyiqiandegegetaiailiuruyanle，suoyiwangletaduinishijianhaoshi。”
yinweishiyiqiandewoduiliuruyanzhaogudexizhiruwei，zhengricaoxintashiqing，daozhiwodeshentishousun，qinyaomeimeikanzhexinlidoubushufu。
tajiujuedeshiyihoudewotinghao，qimabuyaojixubeiliuruyanzhemo。
jiranwohetaduanlelianxiqinyaohuikaixin，yushiwoxiadinglejuexin：“yaoyao，niyouliuruyandedianhuama？woyaohetalihun。”
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作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
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栏目：都市
