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zhujiaojiaolichengzelinmengyaodexiaoshuoshi《woshiyimingfengshijiang》，tadezuozheshifenyusuobianxiedexuanyilingyifenggedexiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：suoweishouzhongzhengqin、hengsiweiyang，yaoshisiwuquanshidehua，jiugengshixiongshangjiaxiongle。woshiyimingfengshijiang，weisizhewanhuizuihoudezunyan——sidequanshi，jiushiwodegongzuole。kewozenmedoumeixiangdao，youyitian，huiqinshouweizijidelaoyefengshi……...

精彩章节

“neizhangyuanbentebiekeaidelian，houlaijianzhi……jianzhijiuxiangyizhifameidepingguo！”

“yecongneishikaishi，miaomiaobiandedanxiaozibei，bazijisuozaijialibujianren，womenjitazhaolequanqiuzuidingjidequanwei，ranerlianbingyindouzhenduanbuchulai。”

“qunian，miaomiaoshizongle，haidaizouleyizhangyouwubaiwancunkuandeka，sijiazhentantongguoqukuanxinxichadaoletadexingzong，paixialezheixiezhaopian。wozheicaizhidao，tazijizhaolegeyelangzhongkanlianbing，erzheigeyelangzhong，jiushinilaoye。”

“woxiangdaimiaomiaohuijia，taqueshuonilaoyedezhiliaoqilexiaoguo，erqiejinnianjiunengquanyule。”

“wobufangxin，yuetajianleyimian，jieguoqueyanbianchenglechaojia，buhuanersan。”

shuodaozheili，linmengyaodeyanshenturanbiandehenyouyuan：“zhidaowomenweishenmechaojiama？”

我摇了摇头。

linmengyaodeliansecangbaiqilai，fenquanyezaifadou。

“yinweinilaoyesuoweidezhiliao，juranshibuzhicongnaerbalailezhangrenlian，fengzailewomeimeilianshang！”

什么？？

wodengzheyanjingtuilebanbu：“zheibukeneng！wolaoyezhifengsiren，conglaibupenghuorende，zheiyoushangtianhe！”

linmengyaodeyanshenyuelaiyuelengdan，zhanqilaidao：“buguannizenmejiaobian，nilaoyexianranjiushigelengxuebiantai！tayonglai“zhi”womeimeideneizhanglianpi，henkenengjiushitasharenhouboxiadeshouzangpin！”

“erqie，woyijingchaguole，womeimeiyinxingkalideqiandoubeiquguangle，suoyi，kendingjiushinilaoyemoucaihaiming！”

我恍然大悟。

ganqinglinmengyaodemubiao，yikaishijiubushiwo，ershiwolaoye！

zhisuoyiruanjinwo，shiyinweitazhaobujianlaoye，suoyiyifuyuanwanglewo、xiangshawodezitai，jiushixiangbilaoyexianshen！

tayebufouren，angqixiabalengdandao：“nishuizhedezheijigexiaoshi，wodeshouxiayijingbanimenzhengyangshifandedichaotianle，haishizhaobujiannilaoye。woyijingbaoanle，xianzaijingfangyezaitongjita，suoyinizuihaoguaiguaipeihewo，burankeyishiweibaobizui！”

wobuyoudewojinlequantou，fennudao：“nimenhaimeiyouquezaozhengju，pingshenmezhikongwolaoye？？zheiyangyilai，napazuihouzhengmingtashiqingbaide，huaimingshengyeyijingchuanchuqule，nizheishizawomenjiazhaopai！！”

“砰！”

linmengyaoyijiaotileshanglai。

jiaoqueluozaileqiangmianshang，wobeitaguanghuabaixidedazhangtuiquanzailelimian。

taqidefadou，jiaochidao：“genwomeimeidemingxiangbi，nimendezhaopai，suandeleshenme！？”

worenzhutuifantadechongdong，chenshengdao：“wolaoyezhendebukenengzuozheizhongshi，tashiyuanjinwenmingdedahaoren，erqiechongxinsanbiwuquezhilun，zhuanlaideqiandabufendoujuanchuqule，youzenhuiweiqiansharen？”

“womendoulengjingyixia，haoma？nifangwochuqu，wohuizhaolaoyewenqingchude，tayidingshiqingbaide，wonaxingmingdanbao！niyebuxiangrangwuguzhedingzui、rangzhenxiongxiaoyaofawaiba？”

linmengyaochensilepianke，jiangyutuishoulehuiqu，lengdao：“hao，mingtianyizao，nijiuquzhaonilaoye，danbixudaishangwo，wohuiqinzigentapanwenqingchude，ruguozhendeyuanwanglenimen，wozihuixiangjingfangchesu，binggennimendaoqian。”

说完，她出去了。

woxiongkoufamendekaozheqianghualexiaqu。

laoye，nidaodihaiyouduoshaoshiqingmanzhewo？

woxiangxinnishiqingbaide，keniweishenmeyaoweizheigejiaolinmiaomiaodezhibingni？nibushixianglaibuaiduoguanxianshima？

算了……

zhiyaozhaodaolaoye，ziranjiushuiluoshichule，takendingshiqingbaide！

sisuozhizhong，wozhengleyixia。

yinweibingguanlineikemiantuannaodai，juranyouzaishenxuele。

made，shibushilaobantaikoumenle，balengqidiaodilea？

wohenfanzao，danhaishicongweishengjiannalaileyitiaomaojin，kaiguancaxue。

cawanhou，gangxiangzuoxialaijihuayixiamingtiandexingcheng，jiumengdishenzhule。

怎、怎么又流血了？

才刚擦干啊！

wozhihaozaicidakaibingguancashi。

keyueca，wojiuyuejuedebuduijing——zenmeyuecayueduole？？

jimiaodegongfu，zhenggemiantuannaodai，yijingbianchenggexuehuhule！

hezhishishenxue，jianzhishizaipenxue！

见鬼了！

worenbuzhudahanzhan，xinliluandebuxing，zhixianggankuaibaxuezhizhu。

xinlidoukuaiyayifengle，meiliushenhualeyijiao。

砰！

juranshishoubamiantoudaifeilechuqu！

wohedediedaozaidi，kanjianmiantouyilufangun，zuihouzhuangzaileqiangbishang，lielekailai。

limianjuranluchuleyizhangcanbaidelian。

kanzheneishuangfanbaidelaoyan，fazidezuichun……

neiyishunjian，woshenshangmeiyigenhanmaodoudaoshuleqilai，maogusunrandetongshi，genggandaoxinrudaojiao！

“姥爷？！！”