henxihuanwushuangyishenzheibuxiaoshuo, sunansusushiliyanjipai,qingjiehenxiyinren,huanhuanxiangkou,xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanzhulidiandiantou,ganjinchumen,guolepianke,nazhegangcaijiangmengxuedeyaotang,yijijingxindiaopeihao,yixiaobaoyixiaobaodeyaocai,huidaobingfangnei。……
第18章
jiujiansunanmiyankanzhetaixiadewangzikun,lengshengdao:“wangzikun,womengaizuogeleduanle。”
wangzikunhuitoukanxiangsunan,youxiechayi,sixiaofeixiaodishuodao:“nihaixiangzenyang?shirangjiangxiaojiefeiwoyitiaotui?haishishalewoa?”
sunanbubeibukangdao:“bulunshifeini,haishishani,doubuxuyaojiangxiaojiechumian,woyigerenjiunengzuodao。”
“哈哈哈哈!”
tingdaozheihua,wangzikundunshijiukuangxiaobuzhi,fangfotingdaoleshijieshangzuihaoxiaodexiaohua。
yipangxiashanbaocongdishangpaqilai,yegenzhedaxiaoqilai,chaofengdao:“sunannizheigexiaozasui,nishibushiwangle,santianqiannishizenmebeiwangshaocaizaijiaoxia,kuzheqiuraodea?niyejiuzhinengduozaijiangxiaojiebeihou,gouzhangrenshibale,meiyoujiangxiaojie,nitemeliantiaogoudouburu,wangshaoyijiaojiunengtisini!”
wangzikunhaipasunanfanhui,lijitiaoxindao:“sunan,nixiangzhaowobaochou,wojiniyigebaochoudejihui!niyaoshigenanren,jiubieduozainvrenshenhou,tangtangzhengzhengzhanchulaigenwodantiao!”
“niyaoshibugan,jiushuoyisheng,wojijiangxiaojiemianzi,jintianyebuweinanni!”
wangzikunguyizheimeshuo,jiushiyaobasunandetuilujiduandiao,rangtameiyourenheliyoujuzhan。
huadoushuodaozheifenshang,sunanruguobugan,neidengdaitadejiangshishenbaiminglie,chedifanbuleshenle。
“我靠?”
zuoweishoufuzhizideluming,wanwanmeixiangdao,wangzikunjuranhainengfanjiangyijun,buyoudanxindikanxiangsunan,dengdaisunandejueze。
sunanmeishuohua,zhijietiaoxialeitai,chaozhewangzikunzheibianzoulai。
zhongrenjianzhuang,dunshiruchaoshuibansankai,zaiyanhuizhongxinrangchuyidapiankongdi。
wangzikunzhijiechediaozijilingkoudehudiejie,lianshangmanshicanrendelengxiao,duisunanshuodao:“jirannizheizasuizhaosi,neiwochengquanni,wobaozheng,huirangnisidewubitongku!”
tashuowan,shenshangdunshibaofachuyiguqianglieqishi,jinjiezhechaoxiangsunankuaibuchongguoqu,lingkongyiquanhuichu。
zhongrengezheshilaimi,dounengganjuedaozheiyiquanqiangliedeliliang,fenfenbianlelianse。
dansunanzhishiqingpiaopiaohoutuilebanbu,zhijiebikaizheiyijitiequan。
“可恶。”
wangzikunlianseyichen,jixufadongmengliegongshi。
dantadegongji,jingrandoubeisunanqingsongbiguo,genbenmobudaosunandeyijiao。
piankehou,sunanyaoleyaotou:“nidongzuotaimanle。”
wangzikunnaonubuyi,chenshengdao:“keea,nizheizasui,youzhongbieduo,hewodazhengmian!”
“niqueding?”sunansixiaofeixiao。
“给我看招!”
chenzhesunantingdundeshunjian,wangzikunkanzhunjihui,lengbutifanghuiquanchonglai。
jieguozheiyiquan,jingranbeisunanqingsongjiazhu。
wangzikunlianlianhoutui,lianshangmanshizhenjing:“bukeneng!nimingmingzhishiyigemingjingsiduandefeiwu!zenmehuijiedezhuwodequantou...zheibukeneng...yidingshicuojue...wobuxin!”
shuowan,wangzikunzaicichaozhesunanchongleguolai。
dancishidesunan,jingguozhiqiandeshitan,yijingduiwangzikunzheigemingjingbaduanshiquxingqu,bianbuzailiushou,shandianbanyijiaotichu,zhijiebawangzikunyingmianchuaifeichuqushijimi,luozaidishang,yitiaotuiyingshengshengzheduan。
“啊!我的腿!”
wangzikuntangzaidishang,fachushazhubandeaihao。
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