zhujiaojiaolinqiaojiaolongzhuojingdeshumingjiao《woshiyinyangren》,zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshixiaoxuzuixinxiedeyibenxuanyilingyileixiaoshuo,wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie,wenbijijia,shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu:wochushengyu1989niandongbeideyigexiaoxiancheng,tingwomashuo,wochushengdeneiyichanei,tadiyigefanyingjiushiyaoqiasiwo,yinweitazenmeyexiangbudao,taxinkuhuaitaishiyue,juranshengxiadeshigeguaiwu。suowei‘guaiwu’,jiushilianggexingzheng,yishijianpanduanbuchuzhenzhengdexingbie,xianzailaijiang,zheijiaoshuangxingren,danshizaineigenianyue,doujuedewoshigeguaitai。yishengdangshijiugenwomashuo,zheiqingkuangtamenmeijianguo,ganjinbao......
laolaokanzhexumeijin,tanleyikouqi,shenshoumolemotadelian,“ai,zuoniea,dayaa,biekulea,nimamabuhuiside。”ranhouhuitouyoukanxugangyiyan“yihuierdengnixifuerxinglebiewangleguolaizhaowo,wohuiqushangxiangdengni。”
xuganglianliandiantou,danshizuilihaishiniantaozhe“madayi,woxifuerbunengnawomadedongxia。”
laolaomeizaiduoyanyu,lazhewodeshouzhijiezoulechuqu,huijiadelushang,laolaokanlewoyiyan,huranzhangzuishuodao“jiaolonga,niyihouduidayahaodianer,neihaizimingkua。”
wosidongfeidongdeyingzhe,taiyankanzhelaolao“laolao,wogendayahao,cunlidehaiziwogendayazuihaole。”
laolaongleyisheng,mozhewodetouzoujinlewomenjiadeyuanzi。
dengtashangwanxiangzhihou,wocairenbuzhudezhangzuiwendao“lao,nigangcaichouwanyanzhihouzenmedoubuxiangnilea。”
yinweilaolaopingchangzaijiashibuchouyande,erqiewojuedelaolaochouwanyanzhihoushengyindoubianle,suoyiwoyoudianhaipa。
laolaokanzhewoxiaolexiao“yinweineishilaolaoshenshangdexianerzaishuohua,bushilaolaozaishuohuaa。”
woshenshouzhilezhineiwu“shizanmenjiadexianerma。”
laolaodiandiantou,“dui,laolaozaiwaimiandianxiangbufangbian,suoyiyichouyanjiujitamenqingguoqule,nihaibuhaipaa。”
yaoshuohaipa,zuotiandediyicikanshihenhaipa,danshijintianzaoshangzaikanjianjiubuneimehaipale,danshiyejujuehenshendehuang,xiangzhe,wodiandiantou“en,youdian,laolao,kexiaohuweishanengyizhikanjian,woquehoumiandeshihoucaikanjianyidian,ranhoudayajiuyidiandoukanbujianni。”
“jiaolonga,laoyegennishuoa,xiaohaizidounengkanjiande,nikanjianyemeishier,biehaipajiuxing。”laoyezheishihouzaipangbianchaleyizui。
“danshidayazakanbujianni。”takeshiyidiandoumeikanjian,woxianzaihaijidetanainaizuozaineigetengyishangworangxumeijinkandechangjingni。
“zheige……”laoyeyouxiekaqiao,zhijiekanxianglaolao“laopozi,nigenhaizishuoba。”
laolaobailetayiyan“budongjiubiezaineizhuangmingbairen。”shuozhe,kanxiangwo“jiaolonga,niyaojizhe,nigenbiedexiaohaizibuyiyangde,nishihuikanjiande,suoyi,napanikanjianle,niyebuyaochuquxiashuo,rongyijirenjiahedaodenizhidaoma。”
womengmengdongdongdekanzhelaolao“weishawogenbierenbuyiyang,xiaohuyenengkanjiana。”
“xiaohushinianjixiao,taneigenianjikanjianleyebuhuihaipade,tanainaihuilaile,yebuxianghedaota,suoyi,yeshiyouyirangtakanjiande,laolaozheimegennishuo,nisuonengkanjiandesiquderen,jiushihunle,tamenxiangrangnikanjiandeshihouni,nijiuhuikanjiande。”
“darenyehuikanjianma。”
laolaohuranfaxian,woneigenianlingduanzhengshiqiuzhiyuhenqiangdeshihou,suoyi,tazhijiebanchuletadeshashoujian,kanzhewoshuo“jiaolonga,dengnizhangdale,jiuhuizhidaole。”yicilaixuanbu,tadejieshidaocijieshu,erwo,rengjiushiyizhibanjie。
dangwohaixiangzaizhangzuiwenzheshenmedeshihou,xugangfengfenghuohuodepaoguolaile,zuiliyizhidashengderangzhe“madayi,yuzhui,yuzhuizhaodaola!”
hanzhe,tabenjinwuli,kanzhelaolaoyiliandeshengqi“zhenshirangneigeniangmennazoule,tabayuzhuizangwojiayumicanglile,shuoshiwomazoudouzoule,daizhezheidongximeiyong,tajiuhejibazheiwanyiernaqumaiqian,nishuozheigebaijianiangmen,zheijiushiputongdezhuizi,womanianqingshihoubushedejizijimaijinmaiyin,zoudeshihouteyidingzhuanmentadaizhezheigezou,buxiangdaolexiamianrangrenxiaohua,zheitadougannaa,haibeizhewo,qisiwole!”
laolaozhanqishenkanzheta“xingle,xianbieshuozheixiele,niganjinzaicunlizhaojigezhuangshidiandenanren,yaoshuhude,ranhouquqifen,bazheigejinimadaishang。”
xugangkanzhelaolaoyouxieyihuo“dayi,weishayaoshuhudea,shuhudebuhaozhaoa。”
laolaozhoumei“dejinimayazhua,yaoburantameishierlaoshanglainijiaderizihaiyouhaoma?!”mole,laolaoyoudingzhuleyiju“biewanglezaimaidianxiangzhushaozhi,ganjinquba。”
“ai!hao。”xugangyingleyishengjiujiujicongcongdequzhaorenle,laolaokanzhewoshuo“jiaolonga,nijintianjiugenzhenilaoyezaijia,nayebiequa。”
wo‘ng’leyisheng,kanzhelaolaoyezoulechuqu。
yijianlaolaozoule,laoyekanzhewohaishiyilianhaoqideyangzibujinlazhewodeshoushuo“jiaolonga,yihouzheishiernishaoqukanshaoqutinga,yaoburannimahaoshengniqile,nimamabuxihuanzheixiedongxide。”
wozhuanguoliankanzhelaoye“neiwomaxihuanshenme?”
“nimaxihuannixuexihaoa,dengniyihoushangxuelenixuexihaole,nimamajiuhuixihuannilea。”
woyaoyaotou,yibenzhengjingdekanzhelaoye“bu,womamashibuxihuanwo,tadoubuhuilaikanwo,wozhidaowomamabuxihuanwo,jiunigenlaolaoxihuanwode。”
laoyeyishiyusai,banshang,caitanleyikouqi,“jiaolonga,nizhenshizhangdalea,shadouzhidaole。”shuozhe,zhanqishenquyuanzilibainongneixiezhongchulaidecaile。
darendehuayouxiexingxuwoneishihoubudong,danshiwoxinliqingchudishiwobabamamabuxihuanwode,zhangdaoneimeda,womamatonggongjiuhuilaikanlewosanhui,woxianzaihaijidediyihuijiantadeshihoulaolaobazhengcongwaimianwanerdewozhaohuijia,ranhouyiliangaoxingdizhizheyuanzilidenianqingnvrenshuo“jiaolonga,neishinima,nikuaijiaoma!”
dangran,wodangshijiaole,yinweiwojuedewobujiaolaolaohuinanguo,duiwoeryan,mamashigechenghu,danbushiqinjinderen,jiulianxumeijindougenwoshuo,jiaolong,nimamashibushiyinweinishinvhaizibuxihuannia,wotingwomashuoninainaixiangyaogesunzi。
youxieshi,darenyiweiwobudong,danwoqueshidongde,zaiwodexinli,wozhiduilianggerenyouganqing,laolao,laoye,zhiduiyikuaitudiyouganqing,neijiushizheigecunzi,wojuedezheishiwodejia,pangderen,pangdedifang,wojibuhaoqi,yebuquxiang。
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