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《wotingjiancanjilaogongdadianhuazhuishawoge》wanquanrangduzheruxi，buguanshixieyanshenxingwanderenwukehua，haishiqitapeijiaodechuxiandouhenjingcai，meiyizhangdouhendadongren，rangrennenggoushenrukanjinqu，《wotingjiancanjilaogongdadianhuazhuishawoge》suojiangdeshi：yizhibinglengdeshoujiuluozailetajianshang。“furen，wangyeshuole，nibubisongxin。”shengyindichen，daizhejiqiao。……。

精彩章节

1tijiadangwan，jingwenshalingshenxingwanjiajinxiejiazheitian，jingchengxialeyichangpiaopodayu。

hongseximancongxiefumenqianyilupudaoleyuanzhong，xileshengsheng，quelengderutongsangzhong，yaderenchuanbuguoqilai。

“xingwan。”shenmujinjinwozhetadeshou，yanjiaoyoulei，“tinghua，jinlexiefu，

yidingyaoren——nigetaxianzai……haizaiqianxian，buzhidaohuozhemei。”shenxingwanxintouyizhan。

tadegegeshenzhangyuan，shishenjiayimenzhonglielizuihouyigenaner，cishizhenglingbingyubianguan，shengsiweibu。

“weishenmefeiyaowotijia？”tayazhesangziwen，“xieyan……tashitanzibujia，ketayebushishazi，

wanyitarenchulai——”“nijiejieshenyuewanxinmaicanji，yijiajinxiejiajiuhuisi！”shenmujiqiediyadishengyin，

“nishishenjiadenver，jiudetijialikangxiazheiyidao。”shenxingwanzhijuelengyitougu。shenjiaduita，

heshicengzhenxinxiangdaiguo？tabuguoshishuchu，yizhibeishizuodijian。rujinyige“tijia”jiujiangtatuichuqusongsi，

liangemingfenyebuji，zhinengbeichengzuo“shenjiaer**”。ketaquebunengjujue。

tabunengyanzhengzhengkanzhegegepinmingshouxialaideshenjiayiyebengta。dongfangzhiye。hongzhumingmie，

wuneimimanzhedandandeyaoxiang。tazuozaichuangtashang，gaizhehonggaitou，shouzhijinwozheyibai。xiniangzaoyituixia，

zhenggefangjianli，anjingdekepa。xieyan——neigequanjingchengzuirangrenweijudenanren，haiweixianshen。

tashuotashuangtuicanfei，changnianbuchumen；youchuanyantashafaguoduan、xinggebaonve，

shilianqinshengmuqindoubuganredefengzi。shenxingwanjinzhangditingzhewaimiandedongjing，

quehurantingdao“zhiya”yishengqingxiang——bushimenkaile，ershiange。taxintouyitiao，

xiayishiqishen——quetingdaoyigeqingleng、senhandeshengyin，congpingfengzhihouyouyouchuanlai：“——shenzhangyuan，

sanrineizhanshou，shishousonghuijingzhongshizhong。”neishengyinlengdexiangshicongdiyulipachulaideligui，haowuqifu，

quebilirengenghen。shenxingwanzhenggerenzhouranjiangzhu。tapingxiningshen，yadishenxing，tiejinpingfenghoufang，

zhiting“ta”jiezheshuo：“……dongshouyaoganjing，moyaoliuxiahenji。shenjiaderen，bupeihuozhe。

”shixieyandeshengyin！tayaoshatage！tasisiwuzhuzuiba，jihukongzhibuzhuzhandou。dongfangye，xieyanbujian，

quezangzaipingfengzhihoumimousharen？erqieshishatadeqinge？shijianfangfoningzhi。xieyangualedianhuahou，

pingfenghouqueturanchuanlailunyigundongdeshengyin。shenxingwanlaibujituihou，

pingfengbeiqingqingyitui——yigeshenzhexuanyidenanzi，huanhuanshichu，meiyanshensui，wuguanfenglirudaoke，

zhenggerenqichangsenlengbiren。tazuozailunyishang，yanshenquelengdaojizhi，xiangshinengkanchuanrenxin。

shenxingwanxintiaojihutingle。“ni——”taqiangzhuangzhending，yangshengwendao：“niduozaipingfenghouzuoshenme？

”xieyantaimoukanta，yanshenmeiyouyisibodong：“lunyijinbuquxifang，zhinengzaiceshixiuxi。

”“neinigangcai——”“tongfengerkuai。”xieyandandanshuo，“nishizaitouting？”shenxingwanliansezhoubian，

likeyaotou：“bububu，wo……wozhishixiangqilaidongxiluozaixifulile。”xieyandingzheta，

zuijiaohudigouchuyisiyiweibumingdexiao：“shenjiaer**，yanjizhencha。”shenxingwanxintou“gedeng”yisheng。

tazhidaotashijiade？tamengditaitou，quejianxieyanbuzhiheshiyijingzhanqi！tahuanbuzoulai，tuijiaobizhi，

haowucanji，bububijin。shenxingwanjingkonghoutui：“nibushitanle？！

”xieyanchixiao：“zheishijingzhongbaixingzuiaidechuanyan，xiemouzennengbuchengquan。”“nidaodixiangzuoshenme？！

”“nishuoni？”tahuershenshou，qingqingtiaoqitadexiaba，yanzhonghanguangzhaxian，“nibushilaitijiadema？

neijiu——lvxingni‘furen’dezhize。”shenxingwanzhijueshouwanyijin，tajingjiangtazhuairuhuaizhong，

ditoutiejintaerbian，qingshengdao：“bieluandong，fouzenige……lianshishoudoujianbuhuilai。”zhengzhengyiye，

shenxingwandoumeishui。tatangzaichuangtashang，xieyanquezuozaishuzhuoqian，yiyeweidong，xiangshizaidengdaimougexiaoxi。

zhidaotianguangfanbai。waitouchuanlaijicudejiaobusheng，men“peng”diyishengbeituikai——“wangye，bianguanchuanlaixiaoxi，

shenjiangjunshengsibuming，yisipantao！”shenxingwanmengdicongchuangshangzuoqi，liansecangbai。xieyanhuanhuanqishen，

xiaoyidanmo：“shishihoule。”takantayiyan，shengyinlengdexiangshicigudebing：“furen——ni，

haiyaozaiyanxiaquma？”shenxingwanmuguangzhuozhuo，sisidingzheta：“nibuhuidechengde。”“neijiushishikan。

”xieyanhuitou，bochunqingqi：“bawangfeikanhaole，meiwodemingling，tanaeryebuzhunqu。”menzhongzhongguanshang，

shenxingwandiezuohuichuangta。ciketazhongyumingbai，zijibushitijiaruyu，ershiburuleyigeliechang。tadefujun，

bushiyigetanhuandebingren，ershiyitouxushidaifadelang。erta，yaoruhehuzhushenjia，huzhugege？

——tabuzhidao。dantajuebunengshu。yinweitayijing，meiyoutuilule。2wobunengtao，

yebunengsishenxingwanyijingjibudezijishizenmebeizhongxin“qing”huifangjiande。xiefudexiarenanjingdekepa，

shinvduanlaiqingzhouxiaocaishilianyanshendoubugantaiyixia，haoxiangtabushiwangfei，ershidaizaideshengchu。chuangwaiyutingle，

yangguangmingmei。ketadexinqueruzhuibingku。gegeshenzhangyuan，sihuoweibu，

shenzhi……yijingbeixieyanliewei“panjiang”？“fengzi……”tanannan，yanlixinghong，“nicaishipantu！

”tabuzhidaoxieyanweiherucizhiyiyaozhigegeyusidi——congweitingwenshenjiayuxiejiayoushenmechouyuan，

yebuqingchuzheiwei“wangye”weiheyaojiazhuangcanji、youweihebubuweiyingdishexiazheimeyiju。dantazhidao：ziji，

yijingbeikunzaizheizuosisifangfangdejinsiniaolongzhong。xiefujida，quejijinglengqing，xiangzuokongqiao。“wangfei，

wangyefenfu，ninzanqiebuyaochufu。”“wozhishixiangquqianyuanshaishaitaiyang——”“qingwangfeitixunucai。

”tabei“haoshengzhaogu”zhe，shijishangcunbunanxing。xiarenmentaidugongjing，

queyantingjicongxieyanzhiling；taouerxiangdatingxiexiaoxi，suoyourendouhuimorushen，

zhituishuo“bulejie”“buganshuo”。shenzhilianyuanbenfushixieyandexinfu，yeyigedoumeilumian。“zheishiruanjin。

”shenxingwannannan，shuangshouzaizhuoxiasisiwojin。neiwande“zhuishaling”，jiuxiangyibadundaoxuanzaitaxintou，

riridixue。tabunengzaidengle。xieyanshifengzi，shilieren，shitufu。dantabushidengsidegaoyang。sanrihou，

tiansezhuanyin。yigexiaoxirujingleiluoxia：【bianguanchuanhuijibao——shenzhangyuanyisipantao，suobuliangqianrenshilian，

xingzongchengmi。】shenxingwanshouzhongdechazhan“pa”diyishengshuaizaidishang，guntangdechashuijianzaitashoushang，

quehaowuzhijue。tayanqianyihei，chadianyunjue。“wangfei！kuailairen，wangfeiyunguoqule！”zaicixinglai，

shenbianduoleyidaoshuxiyoulingrenzuooudeqixi。xieyan。tazuozaitachuangqian，dimeilianmu，shenqingsixiaofeixiao。

“nigepantaole。”tadandankaikou，xiangshizaichenshutianqi，“zenme，shangxin？”“nihushuo！

”tachengqishenzi，numuershi，“wogeshizhangonghehedejiangjun，zenmekenengpantao？！

”xieyanyuqipingjing：“meigepanjiangbeidingzuiqian，jiashudouhuishuoyiyangdehua。”“ni——”“fangxin，

”tahudifushen，kaojintaerce，shengyindichenerdaizhemocedewendu，“wobuhuishani。

”“nishishenjiasonglaidejipin，buzhiyisha。woyaonikanzhe——nizuizaiyiderenyigegesidiao，

kannineikou‘zhongyi’degutou，jiujingnengtingduojiu。”shenxingwanhunshenzhandou，yachiyaodefachu“gege”sheng。

“nifengle……”“shia，wofengle。”xieyanxiaorongcanlan，

yandiquejinshihanbing：“nibushihenhaoqiwoweishenmeyaoshanige？”shenxingwanzuanjinquantou，

houlongxiangsaimanhuotan：“nishuoa！”“shinianqian，”xieyanqingshengkaikou，yuqiquexiangyibafenglidedao，

“nishenjiabingweifengningzhen，fanghuofencheng，shaosilewodemuqin。”“womuqinbuguoyijienongfu，

nigegequemingrenjiangtadingsizaicitangmenkou，shuota‘goujiewaidi’。”“congneiyitiankaishi，

woxieyanfashi：shenjia……yigeyebiexianghuozhe。”shenxingwannaozhong“hong”yishengzhaxiang，

zhenggerenshiqulesuoyouliqi。

“nishuoshenme……nishuoshenme……zheibukeneng……”tacongweitingshuoguoshenmefengningzhen，

yebujidegegecengzuoguozheizhongshi！“nihushuo！shenjia……shenjiaqingbai——”“shenxingwan，nibuxin？

neiniqucha。”xieyanqishen，yiziyijudao，“quchanigegedangniandebingfu、zhanbao、qinbimingling，

kanshibushitaxiadezhao。”“huozhe……nikeyiquqiutahuilai，rangtaqinkougaosuni。

”shenxingwanzhenggerendiezuozaitashang，yanleikongzhibuzhudiwangxiadiao。tabuzhidao，

zijishibushihuozaiyigehuangyanli。neiye，tashimianle。xieyanlikaiqiandiuxiayifengxin，shitagegexiede。

liaoliaoshuyu，quemanzhixuewu：【xingwan，moxinxieyan。wuchucheng，zanghaoziji。

】“nihaihuozhe……”takuchusheng。tazhidaoxieyanmeiyoudecheng。ketayezhidao，xianzaigegechujingjixiongxian。

tabunengzuoyidaibi。tayaotaochuqu！dierriyeli。shenxingwanshitucongpianmentoutoulikai，quefaxian，

zhenggexiefuxiangyizuosenyandejianyu。meiyidaomen、meiyigezhuanjiao，jiebumanyanxian。tashenzhihaimeizouchueryuan，

jiubeiyizhishousisizuanzhushouwan。“furen，wangyefenfuguo，ninbunengluanzou。

”shixieyandetieshenshiwei——lengchi。shenxingwanlengxiao：“nimenjiuzheiyangqiujinwoyibeizi？”lengchishenqingfuza，

yuqidichen：“wangyedeshi，wangfeibugaichanhe。”“tayaoshawoge！”“zhanchangwuqing，enyuannanjie。

”shenxingwanbeitasonghuifangjian，menbeifansuo，chedishiquleziyou。tawangzhechuangwaiyese，leiliumanmian。

“ge……wobuhuirangnisi，yebuhuirangtazaihairen。”tazuodaozhuoqian，nachuxinjian，

yiziyijudikaishixie——【qibingbixia：shenjiangjunweipan，xieyanyumouhaizhongliang，

lingyouyinqing……】tayaoboyixianshengji。napafenshensuigu。

3jiekaixieyandediercengshenfenshenxingwanyaopozhijian，jiangneifengxiejitianzidemixindishangxueyin，

zangruyipaoandai。tabunengtuorensongxin——xiefudemeiyicundizhuandoukenengyouxieyandeyanxian。

tayebuganduxieyan“buhuishata”zheidianlianminhuiweichiduojiu。tazhinengzijisongchuqu。dan，

ruhecainengchuzheizuolaolong？yeshenrenjing，yueheifenggao。taxixihuiyibairilibeiyahuishijingguodeluxian，

tuicechuyitiaokenengtongwangpianyuanhoumendexiaodao。neilishouweixiangduiboruo，

zhiyaonengxianshefadiaohulishan——dierye，zishi。tayongyibahuodianranlechaifang。jiezhepurenhuangluanjiuhuozhiji，

taqiaoranhuanshangyishenqingbuxiarenzhuang，zangtouluwei，conghoumenliuchu。ketagangtachufumen，

yizhibinglengdeshoujiuluozailetajianshang。“furen，wangyeshuole，nibubisongxin。”shengyindichen，daizhejiqiao。

shenxingwanmengdihuitou，duishangyishuangshenbujiandideyan。xieyan。taweizhelunyi，liyuyesezhong，

zhoushenqichanglengliebiren，fangfoxiuluochushi。

tadanaoyipiankongbai：“ni……”“yiweihuanshencubuyishangwojiurenbuchuni？”xieyanhuanbubijin，

yanshensenhan，“shenxingwan，nihaishitaitianzhenle。”“ni、nigenzongwo？”tahunshenfaleng。

“niyaosongdeneifengxin，shibushizheige？”tataishouyangleyangyifengbeichaikaidexinjian，

shangtoutadebijiyiqingerchu。“nitoukanwodongxi！”tanubukee，“ni、ni**！

”xieyanquezhishiqingxiao：“shenxingwan，niyiweinigegeduoqingbai？”“niyiweinizaizuoshenmedayizhiju？

buguoshitiaoliangxiaochoubale。”tahongzheyan，henhenshuailetayierguang。“wobuxin！wobuxinwogeshineizhongren！

”xieyantaishoushiqulianjiadexuehen，muguangzhuanleng：“kanlai，woderangnikanqingchuzhenxiang。”yiri。

xieyanqinzidaitaqule“zangshuge”。neilibushifudi，ershixieyanzaijingjiaodeyichumimijudian。runei，

shenxingwanzhijuepumianhanyi。bingqi、shuce、junbao、mixin，zhengqichenlie，wanruyichuqingbaojidi。

“nibushicanjiren。”talengxiao，“nicongtoudaoweidouzaipianren。”“nihencongming。”xieyandandandidao，

“dannige，gengcongming。”“dangnianfenchengling，shitatidejianyi；zhanshouwomuqin，shitaqinzidiandetou。

”shenxingwannuhou：“nihushuo！”“niqinzikankan。”xieyanjiangyijuanjunlingtuizhitamianqian。neishangtou，

shuming、siyin，doushishenzhangyuanzhishoubi。tayanshenfazhan：“bu……buhuide，woge……”xieyankaojinta，

yadishengyin：“shenxingwan，niyiweinishitijialaiqiuhe？bu，nishilaichangming。”“nigegeqiande，

worangniyibibihai。”“niyiweinisongfengxinjiunengjiuta？bu，nilianzijidoujiubule。”zheiyiye，

tawumian。tacongxieyantigongde“zhengju”lidudaodemeiyigezi，douxiangshizaichoutadegutou、botadepi。

neixietayiweiguanghuiweiande“rongyaojiangjun”，zhendecengtazhebaixingshiguqianxingma？tadegege，

zhende……shaguowuguma？tabuyuanxiangxin。kezhengjubaizaiyanqian。

tagenghaipadeshi——zheihuoxubushi“xianhai”，ershi“zhenxiang”。disantian，gongzhongchuanlaiyidaomizhi。

【xieyanshoufengwei“huangmishi”，fuzuobixiasuqingjunzhongjiuhuan，diaolingzhiquan，yusanjundadoududengtong。

】shenxingwankanzheshouzhongzheidaoshengzhi，chedilengzhu。tazheicaiyishidao：xieyan，bujinbushigecanjiwangye。

tahaishichaotingtemingmishi，shouwobingquan，fengtianzimizhichaqingjunzhongyidong。ertadegege，

qiashi“diaochamingdan”zhishou。“nidaodishishei？”tashengyinzhandou。“xieyan，zhaofengwangjueqian，

mingwei‘yanjiu’。”xieyanxiaoderuren，“nigegedangniansharenmiekou，queduduloulewo。

”“zheishijianzaiwuyanjia，keyanjiuhaihuozhe。”“shenxingwan，nijuede，wohaigaifangguoshenzhangyuan？

”shenxingwanleiyanposuo，quewufakaikoufanbo。tacikeweiyinengzuode，

shixiangbanfaqinziqubianguanchaqingdangnianjiushizhenxiang。buran，wuluntaruhezhengzha，zhihuibeixieyanqianzhebizizou。

“woyaoqubianguan。”tayaoyakanzheta。xieyanchixiao：“niyiweiwohuirangnichuqu？”“wobushiqujiugege，

”tasisidingzheta，“woshiquyanzhengnishuodedaodishibushizhende。”“ruonishuodeshishiqing，

wo……shenxingwan，yuannichuzhi。”xieyanlengyankanta，piankehoujingzhendediantou。“hao，wojinisanri，

qinzizouyizao。”“danjizhu，ruguonigegeshinishuodeneizhong‘zhongchen’，wobupengtabanfen。

”“ruonigegeshiwoshuodeneizhong‘guizishou’——nihuilaihou，woyaoniqinshoujiwoyigejiaodai。”“fouze，

”tahuanhuandao，“nigege，niziji，haiyouzhenggeshenjia……doudesi。”4bianguanshiguyiyunqibianguan，

sanrilucheng，fengshamantian。shenxingwantashangqianwangguanwaideyidaoshi，

shenbianzhigenzheyiren——xieyanshenbianzuichenmoguayandeyingwei，“wuyi”。wuyibuyanbuxiao，xingzongruying。

tashitanguotashuci，jiewugongerfan。zheiyilushang，taxiangshiyasongfanrendefulu，

erfeizixingchazhenxiangdejiangjunzhimei。

dantayaoyajianchi——tabixuzhidaoshenzhangyuandaodishibushishalexieyanmuqinde“guizishou”。

yinweizhiyoutaqinyansuojian，caisuandaan。didayunnanguankou，yishidisanribangwan。

zheilicengshixieyanmuzu“yanjia”zhushoudedifang，rujinquezaochengjiaotu。bianqiangcanque，shiguwucun，

zhiliuduanqicanjian，yipiansiji。wuyilengdandijiaojitayifengshuxin：“zhuzishuo，niruozhenxiangcha，

jiucongzheilikaishi。”tazhankaixinzhi，shangtouheranxiezhejigezi：“nanzhaisanli，kujingjiumu，

juezhikejianzhenxiang。”shenxingwanmiansefabai。juemu？tayaoya，dairenqulexinzhongsuozhizhidi。

neiliqueyouyizuozaonianbeifeiqidelaozhai，zhangmanjingjihehuangcao。jingbian，youduanbei，zijiyimohu。

tamingsuixingshibingjuedisanchi。jigeshichenhou，yizhiguxiangbeiwalechulai。yeserumo，

tashuangshouzhandoudixiankaixianggai。neiyishunjian，tajihuzhixi。baiguzhengzhengqiqi，canliujunjiasuipian。zuishangfang，

youyifengmifengde**。tadakai**，neishiyanjialaojiangyanyunjizhiqinbi。“jinrizhihou，yanjiazaiwucunren。

fenchengzhujiang，jiechushenzhangyuanyiyan——weiqiutaizizhiwei，lianwaiqi，qixiongdi。”“wunvcansi，wuqizifen，

wuzuxuemie，zhipanyoushengzhenengweiwobaochou。”xuejiweigan，bilicangjing。taguizaifengshazhizhong，jiujiuwuyu。

neiyike，tafangfotingjianfengzhongyouyuandekusheng，zaierpanmianmianbujue。tagege……zhendezuole？tabuganxin，

quewufafourenyanqiandeyiqie。“haijuedewoshi**zhitu？”lengshengzibeihouxiangqi。tamengranhuitou，