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《wentashi，wotingjianluyinzaijianjiao》shiyibufuyouxiangxianglidexiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youchifanyaojialajiaojiangjingxingousi。gushizhongdezhujiaochengsubaichengnianchumianlinzhechaoyuexianshiderenwuhemaoxian，zhanxianlerenleiyongqihezhihuidejixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqiyinrenrushengdeqingjiehefengfudehuanxiangyuansuershoudaoleguangdaduzhedexiai。lingyiliangheisejiaocheqiaorangenshang。raner，chengsubaidesijijingyanfengfu，jigelinghuobiandaojiushuaikailegenzongdejiaoche。yixiache，shoujibianzhendongqilai，pingmushangtiaochucheng……。

精彩章节

fumuhegegequshihou，wobajiangjiafangchan、gegeshengqiandeaichedoumaileyebugoudijiangjiaqianxiadelanzhang。

suoyouqinqidouduiwobizhibuji，shengpawoshangmenzhaotamenyaoyifenqian。1jiuzaiwoyiweizijideguisushiqiaodongshi，

chengsubaiyizaimaibahechetou，yifushengrenwujindemoyang，chejiutingzaixiaomenkou。

zhongrendemuguangfenfentingliuzaitashenshang，ertacetoulengyankanzhewo：「shanglai。」

woxiangjujuedehuazaihoulonggunleyougun，zuizhonghaishiyanxiaqu。zaizhongduoxueshengdemuguangzhong，wozuoshangletadeche，

chemenhuanhuanguanshang，zhongrendemuguangsanqu。tashengyindichen：「zaixuexiaobeirendale？」「ngng。」

wobozishangdesandaozhuahengewaixianyan。「jiangxiaoyao，beirenqifudeshihouweishenmemeiyoulikegaosuwo，

weishenmexuanzezhuxiaoerbuquchengjia？」「meiyouweishenme，woyijingshibasuile，

wokeyiqingongjianxuebuhuirangzijiesi。」wotoukaozaichechuangbian，kanzhechewairenlairenwang，womeiyoujiale。

cheneiqifenanjingdekepa，sijixianggejiqirenmianwubiaoqingdijixukaiche。weishenmebuquchengjia！

chengsubaideyangmeichengnianchubawodangchengtadediren，zhiyaofaxianchengsubaiduokanwoyiyan，

tadouhuizaibeihouqiaoqiaoshihuai。bozishangdezheisandaozhuahen，

shiyinweichengnianchukandaowoyonglezaiwogangmanshibasuineitianchengsubaisongjiwodeqianbao，

teyijiaodairangtadexiaogenbanbawoguanzaicesuolijiaoxun。wokanzhechechuangwai，

quefaxianzuozaipangbianneigebimuyangshendenanrenyanjingmichengyitiaofengkanxiangwozheibian。「kaichequqiyunshu。」

sijilikediaotou。qunadouxing，zhiyaobushichengjia。henkuai，worenyijingzhanzaibieshudatingnei，

luodichuangwaiyunwuliaorao，shuijingdiaodengsaxianuanguang，pangbianhaiyouyijiagangqin。zhengdongbieshusihukanbudaoyigeyongren，

queganjingdeyilihuichendoukanbudao。「zheiliyouwodefangjianma？」wodishengxunwen。chengsubaichenmozhe，

shenqutingba，dazhangtuimaikai，meiyibudouchenwenyouli，tashangloutifachuqingweideshengxiang。

woanjingdigenzaitashenhou，taitouwangzhetadebeiying，xinzhongyongqiyisijinzhanghebuan。

nuanguangdebidengjiangfangjianzhaoliang，wolengzaiyuandi——qianhuisedechuang，simianbaidefaliangdeqiangbi，

chuangtoujubianbaifangdeheisechuangtoudeng。zheifenmingshiyigenanrendefangjian。2「zheijiushiwodefangjian？」「ng。」

chengsubailijizhuanshenlikai，buguojimiao，haoxiangtacongweilaiguozheiliyiban。jirenlixia，tingrenanpai。yeshenle，

wocazheshiluludetoufazuanjinbeiwo，yigushuxideqixiyingraozaibijian，zheishichengsubaishenshangdeweidao，

hunzhedandandebohewei，zhentoushanghechuangdanshang，jiuxiangshitabujiuqianzaishangmiantangguo。xinzangsudujiakuai，

kanzhechuangwaideyueliang，wojiuzhubeijiao。chengsubaishiwogegedepengyoujianduishou，tamenzaishangchangshangzhenfengxiangdui，

sidixiayouhuijuzaiyiqihedianxiaojiu，dadaqiu。tadiyicilaidaowojia，woyijingshiliusui，

diyicijiandaogegedepengyou，jiubeitashenshenxiyin，neihuixihuandehaishitadeneizhanglian——meiyanlengjun，

bilianggaoting，bochunjinmin。houlaizongshixianggegedatingtashenmeshihoulaijiangjia，

yidanzhidaogegechumenhechengsubaizaiyiqi，wojiuzhaoliyougenzhequ，qubulejiusapodagun。zaihoulai，

tachuxianzaiwoderijibenshang。wobishangyan，likezhuirumengli——fumulvyouhuilai，

gegekaichequjichangjietamen，queyiwaichulechehuo，yiyuanlineicanbaidesanzhanglianshenshenkezaiwodenaohaili。

quanshenmaolenghan，woxiangshenshoulatamenyiba，queshenmedoumeizhuadao。

yizhiwennuandedashouqingqingpaizhewo：「jiangxiaoyao。」womengdizhengyan，duishangyishuangshensuideyanjing，

xiaexianzaiyueguangxiagewaiqingxi，shengyinwenrourushui。「jiangxiaoyao，woshichengsubai。」takaojinwo，

jiangwoqingqingyongruhuaizhong，daizheanfudeyiwei。「weishenmebuquchengjia？」tahoulongfajin，dishengwenwo。

「buzhidao。」wotaobitadeshixian，zhuanguoshenshuijue。tazaiheianzhongchenmopianke，zuizhongzhishitiwoyehaobeijiao，

likailefangjian。3「tingshuonizuowanmeihuisushe，buhuishibeijinzhubaoleba？」chengnianchuzuijiaogouqilengxiao，

yandishanguoyisiedu，shengyinkeyifangda，luguoderendounengtingdao。「zuotianqueshimeihuisushe，

buguowoshuidehenhao，baoyangshishenmeyisi，wobumingbainishuodeshishenme！」tademuguangxiangcuiledu，

zaiwoshenshanglaihuidaliang。「tingshuonizuotianbeirendale，tamenmeishangdaonishenmedifangba！」

tademuguangtingliuzaiwobozibeibaozhadedifang，mizheyanjing，zuijiaoyidiandianqiaoqi。

「nibeiqifuyinggaidiyishijiangaosuwo，huozhegaosuwoge！」「a！buhuishinimenjiangjiapochan，

wogeyejiuheniduanlelianxi，duozheniba！」chengnianchuzuochuyifuchijingdemoyang，danyuqijiweideyi。

「nigezuotianyemeihuijia，woyemeidaizaisushe，nicaiwomenzuowanzaina？」woxuezhetadeyuqifanwenta，

chengnianchudaoshipofangle，zhengzhangliandoukualexialai。lengzaiyuandi，yanlihanzheleihua，

yifuweiqudemoyangkezhaorenlian。wocongtashenpangzouguo，tadejianbangweiweifadou，tashenhoudejigegenbanyelengzhu。

gangmaichuliangbu，shenhoudejigenvrenkaishidashengkaikouchaofeng：「youxierenmingzhenying，

haohaoyijiagongsibeitakekuadiao，yijiarenchuletazhiwaiyedoubeikesi，haohaipawoyehuiyudaozheizhongchanggui。」

「peng！」tingdaozhei，nuhuochongchiwodenaozi，jiangshoulidekuangquanshuizhongzhongzazaiqizhongyigegenbanetoushang，

tajianjiaoyishengdunzaidishangbaoku。wosisiyaozhuxiachun，zhijiajihuyaoqiajinshouzhangderouli。

suoyourendoubukesiyidikanzhewo，haixiangzaikaikou，beiwoyigeyanshendenghuiqu。chengnianchuzuanjinquantou，

shoushangqingjinbaoqi。pengqiao，zheishichengsubaidadianhuaguolai，yuanbenxiangguadiao，dankanzhetamenzheigexiaobangpai，

wodangzhetamendemianjie，haiteyibamiantidakai。「xiaoyao，nixiakeworanglitezhujieniquqiyunshu，

nidaolezhihoujiuguaiguaidengwo。」「xing，jinwanwohaiyaobaozhenishui。」

chengsubaiwenroudeshengyincongdianhuaneitouchuanlai，xiaobangpaifenfenkanzhetamendelaoda，chengnianchuyehongleyanjing。

4zuihouyitangkejieshu，chengnianchudemuguangshizhongsuodingzaiwoshenshang。wozouchujiaoxuelou，tajinsuiqihou，

woguaijincesuo，tayegenzhejinlai，jiazhuangbujingyizaiwodegejian，wozouchuxiaomen，tayoulikegenshang，

queyoukeyihewobaochijuli。xiaomenkou，chengsubaidezhuanshusijiyijingdenghouxujiu，

kandaowohouxiaozhehuishou：「jiang**，shangche。」chengnianchumeitouyizhou，

kuaibushangqianqiangxianwoyibulakaichemenzuanjincheli：「xiaoyao，wojintiantouteng，woyaozuowogedechehuijia。」

litezhulianseyichen，huitoukanxiangta：「**，laobanteyizhufu，zheiliangchezhijiesongtahejiang**。」

「wogeshuolema？wogemeidangzhewomianshuo，nisiziyongwomenchengjiadechezaijiangxiaoyao，xiaoxindiulezheiwanfan。」

talengxiaoyisheng，xionghendidenglewoyiyan，suihoushoudongguanshangchemen。shijifenzhongguoqu，chechichimeiqidong，

chengnianchuzhenggerenbaozaoxiache，linzouqianwangchemenshangzhongzhongtishangyijiao。「jiang**，qingshangche。」

litezhuliandoubiandeyinchen，yebuzhidaotagangcaizaichelishuoleshenme。sijidechehuanhuanqidong，buyuanchu，

lingyiliangheisejiaocheqiaorangenshang。raner，chengsubaidesijijingyanfengfu，

jigelinghuobiandaojiushuaikailegenzongdejiaoche。yixiache，shoujibianzhendongqilai，pingmushangtiaochuchengsubaidehaoma，

dianhuaneitouchuanlainanrendichenerqiangshideshengyin：「shanglai，wodengni。」tayiqianshigegongzuokuang，

xianzaiyecaiwudianchutou。tazhanzailoutishang，jugaolinxiakanzhewo，dengguangluozaitalunkuofenmingdelianshang，

neishuanglengjundeshuangyanjingranzaikandaowoshihanzhexiaoyi。「shanglai。」chengsubaishengyindichen，

woshenshoudazaitadeshoushang。taqianzhewodeshou，daiwojinyijiandengguangrouhedefangjian，kaimendeshunjian，

qiangshangmimimamadezhaopianquanshiwodeshenying。zheixie，doushicongwodeshiqisuikaishi，youwohegegeyiqifangfengzheng，

haiyoutazhiluchubanzhanglianhewohepaidezhaopian。「xihuanma？」tazhanzaiwoshenbian，shengyinbiguoqurouhehenduo。

「nihaobiantai，wohaimeichengniannijiutoutouxihuanwo。」wozhuaizhetadeyilingwangtazuishangbajiyikou。turan，

shouji**dapofenwei，chengsubaijieqidianhua，biaoqingshunjianlengxialai。「womashangdao。」guaduandianhuahou，

tayigeyanshendoumeiliujiwo，zhuanshenjiuzou。「subai，niquna？」wogangkaikou，menque「peng」

deyishengbeitaguanshang。wozhanzaiyuandi，huranganjuexinlikongdangdangde，taoyanzheiyangturuqilaidewenrou，

youlengmodelikai。5chengsubaiqianjiaozoulebudaobanxiaoshi，houjiaochengnianchuhechengmubiancongyilianghaocheshangxialai。

gaogenxiedeshengyinzailoutijianhuidang，chengmuchuanzheqipao，chengnianchuwanzhetadeshoujinxianwenwandafang。「jiangxiaoyao，

zaogennishuowomuqinyaoguolai，nizenmemeitiqianchulaiyingjie，buguomeiguanxi，muqinbuhuihenijijiaozheixie。」

「kenizhufuwofenmingshiniyaotinigezhaogetiexinbaomu，laideshichengayiwoyidinghuizaozaozhanzaimenkouyingjie。」

taturanbianlelianse，beiwumiedehuangluanconglianshangyishanerguo，suihoubeitaqiangyaxiaqu：「nishuoshenme，

womeitingdong。」chengmuxiaorongdeti：「xiaoyao，zheibieshushiwomenjiasubaisongjinide？」yanmouyian，

yandifuchuyisisuanji。「bushi。」「nishangdaxuekeyizhusushe，niyaoshibuxiguanheqitarenzhuzaiyikuai，

wokeyimeigeyuejinisanqianrangnichuquzhugongyu。nizhuzheilishizailixuexiaoyoudianyuan，

subaideshijianshiyonglaigongzuoerbushiyonglaijienishangxiaxuede，nishuoduiba？」chengmuweiweihanshou，

jiangwocongtoudaojiaodaliangyibian。chengnianchuluchudeyidexiao，suihoubuchongdao：「wogedeshijiandouyonglaigongzuo，

peimuqindeshijiandouhenshao，niyigedaxueshengyebuhaobazhantadeshijianba！rendejinglishiyouxiande，

tagongzuopibeixiabanhaiyaoyingfuni，niyeyinggaihaohaoweiwogekaolvkaolv。」「xing，

meigeyuejiwosanqianwojiubanchuqu。」「jiangxiaoyao，niyoushouyoujiaohaishigechengnianren，

zhendeyaowomuqinmeigeyueshishesanqianjini？haodainixingjiang，jieshoubierendeshisheyetaimeiguqile。」「erqie，

muqinmeigeyuebasanqianjuanjigueryuanhaiyoushanqudeertong，nizhidaozheisanqianduiyutamenlaijiangyiweizheshenme？

niqiangzoumuqinbengaijuanzengjitamendeqianjiudengyujiaomietamendexiwang，zuorenhaishiyaoshanliangyidian。」

tajihushixiaozhejiangchulai。chengmuduanzuozaishafashang，shuangshoujiaodiezaixigaishang，lianshangguazhecixiangdeweixiao，

xiangbuanshishidepusa。「yuanlaishizheiyanga！neiwojiuzhuzheierba！bijingbunengqiangzoubierendexiwang，

haishinianchujienibijiaotongtou。」hualuo，chengmulianshangdepusaxiangshunjianposui，yanzhongmanshihanyi，

chengnianchugengshiliansezhoubian，zhijianhenhenkoujinshafali。kongqishunjianninggu，tamenxianghuduishi，moqirangwozuoou。

「zheibieshushiwoerzide，woerzidejiudengyushiwode，kannikelianjiliudianqingmian，xianzaishoushidong...」

「zheiqiyunshuyijingsongjixiaoyao，nimenmeiquanligantazou。」chengmuhuahaimeijiangwan，

jiubeicongcongganhuilaidechengsubaidaduan。chengnianchuzuozaishafashangwugudengzhedayan，

chengmuzhanqilaiqinrelazhuwodeshou：「subai，nigangcaiwuhuiwo，

wozhishitingnianchushuonibajiangxiaoyaodaidaowomencongweilaiguodeqiyunshu，xiangguolaikanyixianiyoumeiyoubataandunhao。

」「shia！ge，womenjiudanxinniyigedananrenzhaogubuhaoxiaoyao，caiguolaikanyixia。」「ge，

nibuhuiyiweiwomenshilaiqifuxiaoyaodeba！xiaoyaorenneimehaoyinggaibuhuizaibeidishuobierendehuaihua。」

6「yaoshimeishenmeshi，neinimenxianzaijiukeyihuiqule。」chengsubaiyibajiangwolandaotashenpang，

duiliangrenxiazhukeling。kongqininggulejimiao，chengmugangxiangkaikoushuodian，

quebeichengsubaizhijiedaduan：「jiangxiaoyaojianglaihuishiwodeqizi，qingnimenyihoubuyaodaozheierlaiweinanta。」

tamenyishidaozheibushikaiwanxiao，qishenlikai。chengnianchulikaiqianbugandenglewoyiyan。cikezhongyuanjingle。

taditoukanzhewo，xiayimiaojiangwozhuaijintahuaili，shoubeimengdishoujin：「wojidenicongxiaodaodahushishunizuixiong，

gangcaiweishenmerenzhe。」tadehuxipenzaiwodebojing：「yigeshinimuqin，yigeshi**mei，

wohainengpadaotamentoushangbucheng。」「fangxin，tamenyihoubuhuilaizheier，sheilaiyebunengrangnibutongkuai。」

tadeshengyinhenqing，wozhidao，tanengshuodaozuodao。yeshen，yigemoshenghaomajiwofalaiyiduanshipin，

shenpangderenyijingshushui，wozhihaoxiaoxinyiyixiachuanglaidaoyangtai。kankanshipinlidaodiyoushenmemaoni！

shenxiyikouqi，diankaishipinbofangjian。huamianliangqi，shifumuhegegechushiqiandezuihouyiduanluxiang。chenei，

gegejinwozhefangxiangpan，lianseyinchen，shipinlichuanlaichengsubaixiaozhangdeshengyin：「nineigexiangmu，xianzaiguiwole！

」gegezuanjinfangxiangpandeshouzhiguanjiefabai：「**——」turan「pa」deyisheng，tahenhenpaixiangfangxiangpan，

fuqinzaichehouzuojiaotabuyaozaikaichedeshihoufenxin。「peng！」chemengdizhuangzaizhuzishang。

huamianligegedafangxiangpanduobi——yigenanhaiconglvhuadailituranchongchulai，wanquanbukanlushangdecheliang。

haoburongyiduoguoyijie，fumuhegegehaizaijingkongzhong，xiayimiaolingyiliangchecongcemianhenhenzhuangguolai。「peng！」

zhuangjisheng、bolisuilieshengzaixiaxiaodecheneizhakai。zuihouyigehuamian，gegedelianzaiqinanglimohubuqing，

fumuzuijiaoguazhexue。yangtaizhiyouwodehuxisheng。buganxiangxingegekaichefenxinshiyinweichengsubaidadianhuatiaoxinta，