我网恋对象才不是狗年年不吃鱼-著

小说简介

zheishiyibuxiandaiyanqingxiaoshuo，jiangshulezhousuirennieyizainiannianbuchiyudebixiajinglileyixiliejingxiancijidegushi。zhousuirennieyitianshengjubeilechaohuxunchangdetianfu，tamianlinzhelaizigefangshilidezhuishahekaoyan。zaizheigecankuershenmideshijieli，tabixubuduanchengzhangbingxunzhaozhenxiang。taduizhedamenpailezhangzhaopianchuanjiyaomiao，youjiyaomiaofaleyigedingwei，yongyuyinshuoleju：“xiaoshui，wodaonieyijiadamenkoule。”zhisuoyiyong……lingrenpingxiyidaidejiejujiangzhenhannidexinling。

精彩章节

zhousuirenjialikaizhekongdiao，jinqudediyijianshi，tuodiaowaitao。

chudongdetianqi，talengshiyinweibandongxichuleyishenhan。

cacahan，nalaizhuanmenchaikuaididemeigongdao，zhousuirenkaishichainanpengyoujitademanghe。

最上面是一包木耳。

butongyushimianshangchangjiandeheimuer、maomuer，nieyijilaidemuerhenda。

shaiganzhihouyipianrengyoubangebazhangdaxiao，weiweifanzhehongzongse，bianyuanchengxianbolangxing，beimianfuzhexieweihuibaimao，caidakaidaizi，biannengwendaoyiguteshudemuzhiqingxiang。

zhousuirennaohaizhonglikefuxianlesusanxian、muerchaodan、muerrousidengdengcaise。

muerxiafangjiushiyongjidanhezhuanghaodejidan，youershimei，youdeshibaiqiao，youdeshihuangqiao，haiyoulvqiao。

kandechulainieyiyouxieqiangpozheng，jiangsuoyoudedandouanyansehuafenlequyubushuo，haianmeizhongyansedeshenqianpailexu。

kanzhezheihebinfendedan，zhousuirenmeirenzhuxiaochulesheng。

jiangdanxiaoxinfanghao，tajixuxunbao。

limianhaiyoulianggendabailuobu、lianggenshanyao，yidaimianfen。

shuangshoutiqimianfen，zhousuirensuanshizhidaozheigexiangzizhongdeyuanyinle。

tajiangsuoyoudedongxidoufangzhihao，hengzhege，nachujipianmuerfangzaiwanlijiashuipaokai，youtaomifangjindianfanbao，nonghaoyihou，kaikaixinxindebotonglenieyidedianhua。

dianhuaxianglesanshengjiubeijietong，tahaimeishuohua，duimianyijingkaikoule。

“东西收到了？”

zhousuirendiantou，xiaodemeiyanwanwan：“ng，nadaole，quandouhaohaode，jidanyigedoumeisuini。”

“nieyi，zheimuershinizhongdehaishiniqushanshangzhaide？heshimianshangdedoubuyiyang。”

nieyi：“shiyigexiaopengyouzhailaisongjinide，tashuonizuodemaiyatanghenhaochi。”

bangeyueqian，zhousuirenkandaowangshangzuomaiyatangdejiaocheng，tufaqixiangrangnieyijitajiledianmaizi。

zhetenglexujiu，taaolesanping500gpingzidemaiyatang，zijiliuleyiguanhou，bianjiangshengyudeliangguanjijilenieyi。

junieyishuo，neitiantacaidakaiguanzi，zhouweidexiaohaimenquandouweileshanglai，zhaotayaotangchi，dangtiantajiufenchuquleyiguan，yaobushitabalingyiguanzangleqilai，shuobudingtayikoudouchibudao。

tingdaonieyiyibenzhengjingdeshuotazangtang，zhousuirenlebukezhi，hahadaxiao。

tingdaoshixiaohaisongdemuer，zhousuirenhenkaixin：“neinitiwoxiexiexiaopengyou，maiyatangyishibanhuierzuobuchulaile，buguowodasuanzhuangrouchang，xiaopengyoumenchirouchangma？chidehuawojiguoqujini。”

nieyi：“nizenmebuwenwochibuchi？”

nieyishengyinqinglengdaoyouyizhongburanchenaidepiaomiaogan，pianpiantameicidehuadouhenyoushenghuowei，haizongshiyongdanrandeyuqishuochukeaidehua，zhousuirenxiangshibeidianlexiaoxue，xiaodejianbangfazhan。

tayazhizhezuijiao，mianqiangkongzhiyongzhengchangdeyuqidao：“woqinaidenanpengyounieyi，qingwennichibuchirouchang？”

怎么可能不吃。

聂弈：“我吃。”

naozilisuoxiangdeheshoujineitoudeshengyintongbu，zhousuirenbeinieyijiandingdeyuqidoudesisiyaozhuxiachun，bashoujinayuanleyixie，dixiaochusheng。

suirantayijinghenkezhile，haishibeishoujiduimiandenieyitingdaole。

nieyi：“suisui，nizaixiao？”

zhousuirenkaozheshafashang，nielenielian，nulibengzhubiaoqingdao：“meixiao，woshixiangdaodenghuierkeyichimuerchaodan，taikaixinle，yibuxiaoliukoushuile。”

nieyi：“douliukoushuile，tingqilaimuerchaodanhenhaochi，baoqian，wobugaizhuiwenni，liukoushuitingzhengchangde，cadiaojiuhao。”

周岁稔：！！！！

他相信了。

他又相信了！

zhousuirenyebuzhidaoweishenme，nieyidemeijuhuadounengchuozhongtaxiaodian。

buxing，dexiangdianbeishangdeshiqing。

tadenanpengyousuiranzongshiyibenzhengjingdegaoxiao，dantaduizijiderenzhishigewenzhong、danranderen。

shangyicihetashipindeshihou，yinweibuxiaoxinkandaotatoufashangdingzheliangpianyezi，meirenzhuxiaolechulai，tajiubeidajidaozhijindoubuyuanyihetashipinle。

nulijileji，zhousuirenhaizhenzainaohailijichuleyixieshiqing，zanqieyaxialexiaoyi：“nieyi，wozuijinwaichudeshihou，youganjuedaobeihouyourenzaigenzhewo，haizongshimomingqimiaodetouyunfare，danhuijialiangtiwenyoushiyiqiezhengchang，wodasuanmingtianquyiyuanjianchayixia。”

zheizhongqingkuangchuxianyizhoule，danmeiyicizheixieganjuedoushiduanzandechuxianyouhenkuaixiaoshi。

tahenquedingmeiyourengenzheta，yinweitameitianchuquliuwandeshijiandidiandoushisuijide，erqietongchangtaganjuebeihouyourendeshihou，douhuihuitou，danwangwangshenhoukongwuyiren，oueryoulurendouyutagezheyiduanjuli。

tadasuanmingtianquyiyuankankan。

suirantayijinggualehao，danqishixinlibingmeiyouduomehaipa。

yinweizheizhongbeitoukanbeigenzongdeganjue，tacongxiaodaodageduanshijianjiuhuiganshoudao。

mamashuozheishiyinweitataizhaoziranshenglingyuxiaodongwudexiaile，yixiexiaojingguaixihuanqiaoqiaogenzheta，rangtabuyaohaipa，neixiexiaojingguaimeiyoueyi，yaoshibuyuanyibeigen，jiuhuitouxiongtamen，matamen，tamenjiubugangenle。

xiaoshihoudetayongguomamashuodebanfa，huitouhenhendi‘ma’kongqi，neizhongganjuesuiranxiaoshile，danbianchenglelurenjingyibudingdekanzheta。

houlaitabumale，fanzhengzheizhongganjuehenkuaijiuhuixiaoshi。

zheicixiangquyiyuan，shiyinweineimomingqimiaodetouyunfare，rangtajuedeshentihuoxuchuleshenmewenti。

zhiqiantahenieyiliaotiandeshihou，shuodaoguocongxiao‘ganjuebeikan’zheijianshi，zhongdianshijiangshumamaweileburangtahaipa，jiaota‘ma’kanbujiandexiaojingguaidequshi。

meixiangdaonieyirutonglaoganbubanderentongdao：“nimamashuodedui，nixionghuiqu，tamenjiupaole。”

周岁稔：……

yishijiantayoudianfenbuqingnieyishizhenderentongtamamadezuofa，haishiyezaihongta。

danbuguanshinayizhong，tadouhenkaixin。

nieyijimeiyoujuedetajingshenchuxianlewenti，yemeiyoujitakepuyaoxiangxinkexue，buyaoyishenyigui。

cikenieyitingwanzhousuirendehua，qinglengdeshengyinyirujiwangdewenzhongdao：“worenweinideshentihenjiankang，buguodanxindehua，quyiyuanjianchayixiayeshihaode。”

“mingtianhuihenleng，chumendeshihouduochuandian，jidedaikouzhao，zuijindeliugantingyanzhong。”

“zhiyubeihougenzhenideneixiedongxi，niburenxinmadehua，denghuiquyekeyi。”

周岁稔：……

她是不忍心骂吗？

tashibuxiangzaidatingguangzhongxiadangzhongbiaoyanmakongqi。

而且……瞪回去？

瞪空气？

空气有眼睛吗？

jibianyou，tayebuzhidaozainaa。

yaoshitanulidengle，danquedengpianlemeiduishangzhuti，huozhedengdao‘renjia’deshouatuiade，neibuchungaoxiaoma。

zhousuirenbeizijixiangxiangdehuamiandoulele，haoburongyiyaxiaqudexiaoyiyoufulechulai，talianmangzaicizhuanyihuati：“wozhidaole，duilenieyi，wolinjuxianggennimaiwushigejidan，nineiliyouma？”

“wushige？”nieyi：“nichideneizhongbangeyuexiayigedemeiyou，yitianxiayigedeyou。”

zhousuiren：“zheiliangzhongyoushenmequbie？”

nieyi：“wubaikuaiqianyigehewukuaiqianyigedequbie。”

zhousuiren：“wa，chajuneimedama？”

nieyi：“dangran，jinichideshihaode，maideshiyibande。”

zhousuirenfaxianlemangdian：“bangeyuexiayigedehua，wozheiershigejidanzenmelaide？nibushiyigeyueqiancaiyangdejima？”

nieyi：“woyouershizhiji，hetamenshangliangleyixia，rangtamenzuotiantongyixiadedan。”

周岁稔：！！！

这还能商量？

tingzhenieyidesuisuinian，zhousuirenzuijiaoweiyang。

youliaolexujiu，duziyouxiee，mueryijingwanquanpaofahaole，zhousuirencaigualedianhua。

meilehenieyitonghuadeshengyin，budabuxiaodeliangjushilizhiyoutakaizheyinledangbeijingzaichufangqiecaichaocaideshengyin。

jintiantadasuanzuoliangdaocai——muerchaodanhebaizhuocaixin。

suoyoudecaishenzhitazhuhaodedamifandoushinieyijilaide。

paofahaodemueryourouyouda，sixiaoxianguoshuizhuhouzaiyongyouchao，zonghongfaliang，dapeishangjinhuangdejidan、lvlvdeqingjiao，guangkanzhejiuhenxiafan。

zaifeitengdeshuilijialeyidiandianyanheyou，jiangcaixingenbuxianfangzaishuilitangchengshense，zaijiangzhengtiquanbufangzaishuiliyiqitang。

tangdaoqiadaohaochudeshudulaochubaipan，reguodaorushaoxuyou，suanmobaoxiang，daorushixiandiaohaodeshengchou、haoyoushui，feitengfangunjimiaohou，zaicijiaruyidiandiandasuanmo，qiguolindaocaixinshang。

changnianzuofandezhousuirensudujikuai，budaobanxiaoshi，tajiukeyikaifanle。

zuozaizhuobian，tameijizhechifan，ershijiangfancaizhaopianfadaoletahebabamamasangerendejiatingqunli。

meiyoudedaohuifu，tayemeishenmeshiluodeqingxu，shouzhiwangshangfanlefan，yitiaotiaoquanshitafadezhaopianhewenzi。

——haiyoubannian，babamamacaihuilai。

zhousuirendebamashikekaoduide，xiaodeshihou，bamaweilepeibanta，tedidiaodonglegongzuo，dengdaotashanglegaozhongyihou，bamahuidaoleyuangangwei，jingchangyichuchajiushijigeyue，qijianhaizonghuiyinweixinhaobuhaohuozheshibaomitiaolishenmede，wanquanlianxibudaoren。

zheiciyeyiyang，bannianyiqian，bamashuolezheiciyougedaxiangmu，tamenkenengyaolikaiyinianshenzhigengjiu，qudeshiwurenshenshan，bunenghetalianxi，rangtahaohaozhaoguziji，youshijiuquyanjiusuozhaoliushushu、wangayitamen，bianxiaoshile。

zhousuirenlijiebamadegongzuo，yezhichibamadegongzuo，xiaoshihouyinweita，bamabunengchumen，xianzaidetayijingshigedulidarenle，bunengzaibabamabangzaijialile，dantahaishihuixiangbama。

bamameicihuilaidouhuishouyidaquan，yikanjiushizaiwaimianmeichihao，bamaneimexihuanchitadezuodecai，zheicichuquneimejiu，tadehaohaoxiangxiangdengtamenhuilaihou，gaizuoxieshenmehaochidebatamenbuqilai。

xiangzhexiangzhe，tajiaqiyikuaizichaodanfangjinzuili。

shuangcuidemuer、xiannendejidan，zaikouzhongjiaorongchuqiyidexiangwei。

bitayiqianzuodehaochiyibaibei！

zhousuirenchileliangwanfan，dancaihaishishengxialeyixie。

tamolemoduzi，youxietanqi。

tazhendeyidianerdoubuxihuanshengcaishengfan，zhizuoyidaocaidehua，tashikeyibaozhengbushengde，dan——tacaibuyaozhizuoyidaocai。

xiangchidecaineimeduo，liangdaocaishitadedixian。

yejiuzhiyouzaizheigeshihou，tahuixiangzheyaoshiyourenpeitajiuhaole。

buduiya，taxianzaishiyounanpengyoude，keyirangnanpengyoupeitaya。