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suiranzhaodaolexuemao，quebunengjiangxuemaoquxialai，zheirangzhouyuhenshiyumen。
tazhuanerwendao：“neiwoyeyeweishenmehuijiangnimenderoushenjidingzaizheilini？nishizhiyinligui，neitayeshiguima？nimenshifuqi？”
“我们尚未成亲。”
lanruoyuqidichendishuo：“tabushigui，tashiyao。”
“啊？”
zhouyudachiyijing，yao？zheigeshijieshangzhenyouyaodecunzaima？
buguohenkuaizhouyujiujuedezijidexiangfakexiaole，zaizheibowuguanzhongyouxieling，youguihundecunzai，youyaoyebushishenmezhidejingqidele。
lanruojixushuodao：“zhiyuwomenweishenmehuibeidingzaizheili，zheiyishijianyebuzhidaoruhegennijieshi，fanzhengxianzainizuihaojinkuaixunzhaodaomianduidiyumoshideyingduifangfa。”
周鱼点点头。
erhoulanruojiubuzaishuohuale。
zhouyuzhuanguolaikanchengxiaoye，kanzhetajingkongdemuguang，gujizheixiaoniushijuedezijizaihekongqishuohuaba？
gaosutazijiheyigenvguishuohua？
gujizheizhangyemanmande，tadoubuyongshuile。
suoyizhouyujieshidao：“wozhishizijihezijishuohua，zaifenxiyanqianzheizhongqiyidejingxiang。”
“niyongyoushuangzhongrenge？”chengxiaoyewen。
“这……”
zhouyuhanran，buguozhishaoshuangzhongrengemeineimeherenba？yushizhouyudiantoudao：“yinggaisuanshiba。”
“haha，neitaihaowanle。”
好玩？
zhouyuyoubeichengxiaoyedehuajiqidaole，buguozheixiaoniufengfengdiandiandeyehao，zhishaozaijinglilejintianwanshangzheiyangdeshiqingzhihou，buyongzaitadexinliliuxiataikepadexinliyinying。
jinjiezhetadehuagengshirangzhouyutuxue。
“niyongyoushuangzhongrengedehua，neihenitanlianaibudengyuhelianggerentanlianaima？”chengxiaoyeshensexingfenqilai，erhougengshiwaizhenaodaixianglexiang，dao：“huoxu，wokeyikaolvjiangworenshengdediyicilianaijiaojini。”
“噗！”
zhouyuyaotuxuele，taqiaoleqiaochengxiaoyedenaodai，dao：“nianjiqingqingde，haohaodushubuhaoma？jingxiangzheixieluanqibazaodedongxi。”
“nimeixiangma？”chengxiaoyewendao。
“wobuyiyang，wochulaigongzuole，wokeyixiang。”
“那你想我啊。”
“去，你还小。”
“wonalixiaole？”chengxiaoyetingqilexiongtang。
这小妖精……
zhouyuganjuezijidebixuedouyaoyongshanglaile，xianzaidenianqingrenxiangfadouzheimeqianwei，zheimefengkuangdema？
zhouyubaiyanyifan，meizheliangxinshuoleyiju：“woduinimeixingqu。”
“shima？”chengxiaoyeheiheiyixiao，“wozenmehaoxiangbuzhiyicikandaonikanzhewomenjiadeliangyijiashishenni？”
“……”
zhouyuchedishuobuchuhualaile，feihua，nimenjialiangyijiashangdexiaoyifudouneimexiyinren，duiyuzijizheiyangyigemeiyounvpengyou，fanshizhinengkaoshuangshoudedaomeiqingnianlaishuo，neibiranshiyouyidingxiyinlidehaoba？
zhishiyaozhenduizheixiaonizizuodianshenme，zhouyushizhenxiabuleshou。
dangxiameihaoqidishuo：“haole，jintianwanshangwohaiyoujicixunchani，dezhuajinshijianhaohaoxiuxi，zouba，huizhibanshi。”
huidaozhibanshi，qingkuangqueyouxieganga。
zhibanshizhongzhiyouyizhangchuang，shuizaiyiqima？
jiuchengxiaoyexianzaishenshangpopolanlan，wuchubuduizijizaochengshijuechongjideqingkuanglaishuo，baobuzhunjinwanyaochushi，dangxiazhouyuzhihaozaidishangpushangzhixiang，rangchengxiaoyeshuichuangshangle。
kezheizhongqingkuangweichilebudaoyigexiaoshijiufashenglebianhua。
chengxiaoyecongchuangshangtanchutoulai，duizhouyushuo：“zhouyu，yaobu，niyeshangchuanglaishuiba？”
“什么？”
zhouyuyiweizijitingcuole，zheixiaoniuzheimezhudong？
buguodangzhouyuzhuanguoshenlai，kandaochengxiaoyexianzaiqingkuangdeshihoujiumingbaishizenmehuishile，yinweizhibanshiliweiyideyizhangbeizirengjinhuajiaoliyiqishaole，jiashangtashenshangdeyifuyebeisikaile，zheibowuguanzhongdeqiwenbenjiubibiededifangyinhan。
xianzaichengxiaoyeshilengdeshenshangzhidaduosuo，zuichundouzile。
zheizhongqingkuangxia，zhouyuziranyebunengzaibihuishenmenannvzhixianle，dangxiayejiutangdaolechuangshangqu。
chengxiaoyeyixiazijiuzuanjinlezhouyudehuaizhong，liangrenxiangyongermian。
duiyuzhijinhaimeilianaiguodedanshengouzhouyueryan，duichengxiaoyezheiyanghaokandeguniangshitingdongxinde，buranyebuhuikanzhetajiadeliangyijiashishenle。
kexianzailiangrenxiangyong，xianghuzhijianwuxianjiejin，zhouyudeneixinfanerbiandehaowubolanle。
xianghuqunuancaishizuizhongyaode。
zheitianyeli，zhouyudiyiciyangeanzhaoguanliyuandeshouceshangdeguidingsangexiaoshizuoyicixuncha，bijingyaoshizaifashengyicihuosirenxingshichutaodeshijian，zijikechengshoubule。
清晨六点。
zhouyuhechengxiaoyeyiqijiangbowuguanyiloudatingdasaoganjing，zaijiangerlou18haofangneibengdaleyiwanshangdegutoujifanghuidaoleguanzhong。
likaizhiqian，zhouyujiangzijidewaitaojilechengxiaoye。
ganggangzouchubowuguandamen，chengxiaoyejiuzuoleyigeshuzhanfangsongdedongzuo，erhouxinmanyizudishuo：“taihaole，taizhiyule。”
“啥？”
zhouyuyidun，zheixiaoniuzheihuashijigeyisi？
suijizhouyushuo：“woshuonibuhuishizhunbeidaoluntanshanghuyoubierenquba？”
“shenmejiaohuyou？wozheishiyaoanli，qiangliedeanli，zheimemeihaodejingli，nandaobugaiherenfenxiangma？”
“美好？”
zhouyuyilianheixian，kanchengxiaoyeneimanzudeyangzi，zenmedoubuxiangshizhuangchulaidea，zheishinagehuanjiechuwentileni？
chengxiaoyezeshilisuodangrandishuo：“dangranmeihaole，zuotianwanshangwomenqinzijianzhenglegudaiyiduixinrenjingliqianxinwanku，zuizhongzoudaoyiqidemeihaoaiqinggushi，neinengbunuanxinma？zheiyangdegushinandaobugaihedajiafenxiangma？”
zhouyumolemochengxiaoyedeetou，eranwendao：“niquedingneishiyigemeihaodeaiqinggushi？”
“zhouyu，nimeishiba？womenyiqijinglidea，wozenmebuqueding，henganrenhaobuhao？”chengxiaoyehaijizhouyufanlegebaiyan，dao：“neimeganren，neimezhiyudeaiqinggushi，ninandaoyidianganjuedoumeiyouma？nizheirenshilengxuedeba？”
“我……”
zhouyuyijingwanquanshuobuchuhualaile。
chengxiaoyezheishibeixinaoleba？
xianzaizhouyuzongsuanzhidaoweishenmeluntanshangderendoushuozheishiyigezhiyuyouxile，ganqingtamenzailikaibowuguanzhihoudoubeixinaole，youhuozheshijiyibeizhongzhile。
zaibowuguanzhong，tamenjinglideshiyigeyichangjingsongdegushi。
likaibowuguan，tamennaohaidejingsonggushiquechengleyigewenxinzhiyudegushi。
zheirangzhouyuyuefadejuedebujiandanle。
beihoucaokongzheizuobowuguanderendaodishishei？jiusuanshizainiuderen，jibianshirujindegaokejiyebukenengzuodaozheiyidianba？erqiejiusuannengzuodao，yebukenengzheiyangqiaowushengxidejiuzuodaolea！
suoyi，beihoucaokongzhebushiren？
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