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rexuewenzhangbaohuoshangjiale！yijiaowojunzhenweizhujiaodezuopin《woxiangyanwangxuyuancishengbuzaidangniuma》，shizuozhedanaoqiaojingxinchupinde，xiaoshuojingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi：kanqilailaoshibenfendelimajingranqilezheizhongdainian。erzuoweiyigeyinger，wozhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhelimazaiwomianqianzuoshoujiao。wobuhuishuohua，buhuitaopao，shenzhilianda……

精彩章节

shangbeizijiabancusi，woxiangyanwangxuyuancishengbuzaidangniuma。yushi，dangwodiyicitingdaowodielaoqiandexiaoshengshi，

wojidongdizaiwomaduzilitileliangjiao。「ya，xiaojiahuotiwole！」muqindeshengyinjingxieryouwenrou。

「xiaodiaopigui，kanlainihenxihuanwomensongjinidezheizuodasha。」

fuqindexiaoshenghemuqinfeicuishouzhuoqingcuidepengzhuangshengjiaozhizaiyiqi，xiangshicaifuchaowodiyu。henhao，

zheibeiziwenle。wobansuizhejialigaoerfuqiuchangdeguangaishengjianjianrushui。mimengjian，tingdaoledarenmendetanhua。

tamenshuo，wojiadebaomuhuaiyunle。yuchanqihewomatongyitian。ng？wozainiangtailimengdizhengkaiyanjing。bumiao！

1.「citui！kuaibatacitui！」wozainiangtailifachujianruibaoming。

zuoweiyigejiabancusideshechu+cesuomoyuwunaotaoluwenaihaozhe，

woduizheizhongzhenjiaqianjindelansuqiaoduanleruzhizhang。haomen、qianjin、baomu、tongyitianyuchanqi，

buffdiemanle。baobaomaomao，nimenzaibucituita，wokendingyichushengjiubeihuanzoule！meiyourenliwo，

bijingwoxianzaizhishiyigepeitai。benpeitaihenjuewang，zaimamaduziligunleliangquanbiaoshiwodebuman。「ya！

tayoutiwole！」womaxingfudao。wodieyoufachushuxidelaoqianxiao。meixiaoyisheng，

wodounengtingdaojinbidiaozaidishangdedongjing。hualala，hualala……「zhenshigeyouhuolidehaohaizi，

babazaisongjiniyipihongsedexiaomaju，niyidinghuixihuan。」wobiaoshizantongdigunleliangquan。

jiutingjiantayoudao：「daoshihou，nikeyizaimachanghenidegegeyiqiqima。」「edui，

machangyeshizanmenjiade。」machangyeshizanmenjiade。zanmenjiade。jiade……e！womirendelaofuqin！

woxingfudifangunqilai。heihei，shenmezhenjiaqianjinzhenshizijiheziji。

haomentaitaizenmehuihebaomuzaiyijiayiyuanshengwalei？huitouwojiubaxihongshixiaoshuoxiele。heihei。

woyoukuaihuodifanlegeshen。2.yuchanqidangtian，woyinqidairaojingdaozhinanchan。

ziyuanturanduanque、baoyuqingpendaozhijiaotongtanhuan、yuyuehaodezhuanjiayoushoubeidingzizhadaowufashoushudengzhongzhongyuanyin。

womabeipozhuanyuan。ganghao，hewojiabaomuzhujinletongyijianbingfang。he，tianshade。

zaozhidaojiuzainiangtaililaoshidianle。3.gangyichusheng，wojiubeihushibaozoule。wohunshenguozheninggudeyangshui，

lianyanjingdouzhengbukai。danshiwodezhijuequegewailingmin。wonengganshoudaohushibeihou，

sihuzongyouyigeyibuyiqudigenzhe，xiangheiyelideguimei。baomu，yidingshita。tayaozhunbeidongshoule！

kuaixiangxiangnengzuoxieshenme……wozhengzhazhedengledengtui，quefaxianzijigenbendongbuleyidian。wotaixiaole，

xiaodexiangyizhihaozi，suibianyigerenjiunengbawoqiasi。ruguobaomuzheigeshihoubashouwufujizhilidewo，

hetazijidehaizidiaohuan，baifenzhibaihuichenggong。woshenzhilianfumudemiandoumeijianguo，

jiuyaokaiqizhenqianjinshounanjidejubenlema？！buyaoa！！！buyaotouzouwodefuerdairenshenga！！！！

xinaimodayusi。woganshoudaozijibeihushiqingqingfangdaolebaowenxiangli，rutongfangjinmingyundeshouzhangxin。

wosisizhuazhutadeyijiao，neixinqiqiutabuyaolikai。ranerwujiyushi，hushidejiaobujianjiandiyuanle。

wobeiyigerengulinglingdirengzailezheili。simianshikongbudeqihei，bizilishiyiyuanxiaodushuideqiwei。

wotingjianbaomujiaojizhuoredehuxi。tazhengchaozhewoyidiandianbijin。「wa——wa——」qingjizhixia，

wokuchushenglai。「ka——」xiangmenbeidakaile。「wawa——」wobuganting，

zhinenggengdashengdihujiaoxiyinbierendezhuyi。woganshoudaolimacucaodeshouhuaguowodepifu，

mashangjiuyaojiangwobaoqi。「lima？nizaizheizuoshenme？！」shigemoshengnanrendeshengyin。「peishaoye？」

limasihubeilairenheleyitiao，「nin，ninzenmezaizhei？」「ha？zheijuhuayinggaishiwowenniba。

zheijiayiyuanjiushiwojiakaidea，nishuowoweishenmehuizaizhei？」duifangsihubutaigaoxing，「erqie，

wolaikankanwohaoyoudehaizi，henimeiyouguanxiba。」wodexinyixiazijiuluodile。

yuanlaishiwobadeyishengpengyou，neiwenle。zheizhonglinshizhuanlaideyiyuanhainengzhaodaorenmai！zhenbukuishiwodie！

「baowenshixianrenwujin，nilaiganshenme？」peishushuyouwen。limadeshengyinhenxuruo：「wojiushixiangkankan**，

wo……」「nibulaikanwangnizijidehaizi，zheimeguanzhuwodexiaozhinvganshenme？」

peishushudeshengyindaiyouyunse。「haibuganjinlikai。」limashanxiao：「shi，shi……」tazijuechibie，

yebuzaizhenglunshenme，momozoule。4.limaohuantaizizheiyiguanhaodaishiguoqule。

weilebimianyihurenyuanbeibaomumaitongdekenengxing，zhiyaoyiyouwairenkaojinwo，wojiuhaotaodaku。

wodienaibuzhuwozheiyangzheteng，zhihaobaituopeishushushishikekeqinzizhaogu。zhiyaotademuguangyilikaiwo，

wojiuku。naodezuihou，tahepeishushuliangzhiyanjingdixiadouguazhehouhoudeheiyanquan。「zheigexiaoyaozhanggui，

naodewozhengribudexiuxi。」wobeimamabaozaihuaili，yixiayixiadipaidazhehongshui。「tazheishizhanzhenini，

duibudui？」mamagegezhile，「womenpianpianzuixihuanbabale。」wodiebanaodaiyitai，henshouyongdemoyang。

「xiaojiahuosangziliang，yihouyidingshigegechangjia。」takuanhoucucaodeshouzhangfuguowodenaodai，

luchulecixiangdexiaorong。「xiaopianpian，nixiwangbabajinasuodaxuejuantushuguanni？」「nixiangdeketeyuanle。」

womachenguaidao。zhengshuozhe，limashushoushujiaodizouleguolai。「taitai，xiansheng，gongheninerweixideqianjin。」

baomulimaluchuleyigelaoshidexiao。ranhou，

tabayigejudadeshepidaichilidituoleguolai：「zheishiwojianeikouzicongnongcundaidetechan，

doushizijijiayangde，chizhefangxin。jifurenbushenziyong。」mamaxiaodao：「tingshuonijiadeyeshigenvhai，

zenmeyebubaolai？」limalianlianjujue：「bulebule，xiaoruanshentiruo，biebabingqidujile**。」

woxinlilengxiao。tashuodehaoting，qishishipazijijiahaizilulemian，liuleyinxiang，

yihougengbuhaojiangwoliangdiaohuanle。bijing，tayijingcuoguoleyichushengjiubawohuanzoudejihui。

zheilaojiahuozeixinbusi。「pianpian……**demingzizhenhaoting，youshenmeyuyima？」tayouxiemeihuazhaohua。

「womenbaobeibozihoumianyouyigehudiezhuangdetaiji，pianpianerfei，womenxiwangtanengpianranyushijian，

bujuyushisu。」woshichuchinaidejingsisihuzhuhoubogengzideyifu，danwunailiqitaixiao。

wodetaijijiuzheimebaoluzaibaomudeyanqian。yuguangli，wokandaotadeyanjingliangleliang。

「bukuishiwenhuarenqudemingzi，yaoshiwojiahaiziyouzheigetaiji，kongpajiudejiaolihudiele。」

limadejifanhuadoudemamarenjunbujin。meiyourenchajuedaoweixiandelailin。shiye，woshuizaibaowenxiangli，

heianzhongchuxianleyigenieshouniejiaoderenying。shilima。tashoulinaleyibajiandao，mianseyinchendichaowozoulai。

wochilifanshen，huangusizhou。peishushujiuzaiwoshenbianxiaoqi，xiongtangyiqiyifu，queshuidebingbuanwen。

woquexingenjuwozheiduanrizide「shuimianboduotexun」，zhiyaowoyisangzi，tajueduihuixing。

keshiwozuizhongbingmeiyoukujiao。yinweilimabaozoudebingbushiwo，ershitazijidenver。guolejifenzhong，

tayouhuilaile。tabatadenversonghuilebaowenxiang。wowendaolekongqizhongruoyinruoxiandexuexingwei。neiyiwan，

liruanruankuleyizhengye。5.congciyihou，liruanruandebojingchuyeyouleyigehudiedebiaoji。

zhengningdeshangbafuzaihoujing，niuquyouchoulou。limashanggongdeshihouzonghuidaizheliruanruan。

tanazhezheigerenzaodetaijizuowenzhang，xianglajinwohetadehaizidejuli，yicihuodewofumudehaogan。

「wojialiruanruanyeyougetaijihe**yiyang，zhenshiyouyuana。」「shuobuding，taliangqianshishijiemeini。」

「……」limadezheiyitaoshideqifan，gaodedajiadoubugaoxing。youqishiwogelinjingheng。「yigebaomu，

tiantianbazijidenverhewojiaxiaomeifangzaiyikuaibijiao，kezhenhuipanqinqi。」

wozaiwogehuailizantongdihuanglehuangtui。bamabukanqirao，queyenianzailimaduoniangongzuodexinku，

bingmeiyoubatacitui，zhishiouerhuiranglimadaizheliruanruangongzuo，quandangjiwozhaolegewanban。liruanruanhaixiao，

shenmedoubudong，zhizhidaozaiwodefangjianlipalaipaqu。youshihou，tahuihewoqiangtangguo，

youshihouyouhuiduizhewoheiheishale。wochangchanglengyanguanchazhezheigexiaohai。liruanruandeefahendi，xiangjilelima。

ejiaojihuyaohemeimaolianzaiyiqi。erwodeetouhenyuan，henda，xianggeshouxinggongsidetuchulai。

tadeyanjingbobodeyitiao，shihenxiuqidedanyanpi。erwoyichuanlemama，

shishuangyanpidezhehenjihuyaoxiefeijintaiyangxue。keyouyitian，wofaxianliruanruandeetoubiangaole。

xiruandetaifabeibadiao，xiuchengleyigedaetou。haiyouyidianjiushitadeyanjing，jingchangzhongdexianggeshuodadetaohe。

woyuanbenyiweishilimashuyuzhaogudaozhiliruanruandeyanjingshengleyanzheng。

zhidaoyouyitianwokandaolelimabanverbaodaojiaoluo，yongfakajianruideyijiaoshijingguazhexiaohaizideyanpi。

tadezuilizhenzhenyouci：「feiwudongxi！sheijiaonizhangdedanyanpi！buxuku！」

「niangjiniguayigeshuangyanpichulai，yihounijiushiqianjinda**deming！」yingerjiaonendepifubeifanfudihuapo，

zhidaohongzhong、kuilan、liunong。liruanruanbeiqiangxingzhuangjinletaozili，xiangneigebiejiaodehudietaijiyiyang，

manmanbianchengleyigebiejiaodexiaohai。wogandaozhenhanhebeiai。yigemuqin，

zenmenengduizijidegurouzuochuzheizhongshi？raner，limajiexialaidehuaqueshirangworuzhuibingku。「ruanruan，

bieguainiangxinhen，niduohelinpianpianxiangyifenjiuduoyifendeweilai。neigexiaozazhonghuobuguosansuide，tayisi，

taitaixianshengyikandaozhangdehenverzheimexiangdeni，yidinghuibanidangchengtamenqinshengnverduidaide！「niangmeibenshi，

meinengyichushengjiubanihuanguoquxiangfu，danshinifangxin，niangyidingjiniboyigehaoqiancheng！」lenghanyinshihoubei。

huobuguosansui……zheijuhuaxiangshiyigeedudeyuyan，luozaiwodexinshang。womeixiangdao，

kanqilailaoshibenfendelimajingranqilezheizhongdainian。erzuoweiyigeyinger，

wozhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhelimazaiwomianqianzuoshoujiao。wobuhuishuohua，buhuitaopao，shenzhiliandaxiaobiandoukongzhibule。

jishiwozhidaolimadejihua，woyounengzuoxieshenme？wogaixiangsheiqiujiu？youyousheihuixiangxinwo？wogaizenmeban？

6.jiuzaiwobuzhiruheshihaodeshihou，jialituranshoudaoleyuanzaiguowaidewaizumuzhenduanchuaizhengdexiaoxi。

muqinyoulvwaizumudeshenti。yincidezhilaotaitaixiangyaozuihouderizixiangshouersunraoxidetianlunzhileshi，

zongranyouwanbanbushe，yejuedingyaomanzutadeyuanwang。keshigaisongwohelinjinghengsheiquni？

zhenshikeshuilailedizhentou。wokanzhexianglaiyouyademuqinluoxialelei，zhongyuzhangzuifachuleliangshengduanzandeyinjie。

「lao——lao——」shunjian，woganshoudaolexuduoshumuguang。mamazuiweijingxi：「pianpian，nishuoshenme？」

babashunshuituizhou：「zanmenpianpianhelaotaitaihenyouyuanfen。」

mamalianshangdejingxijianjianbeishuobuqingdaobumingdeyoulvhebeishangtidai。guolehaoyihuier，

tarenmingsididianlediantou。「hao，neijiusongpianpianchuguoba，keliandehaizi……」「shenmeshihouni？furen。」

laoguanjiawen。babalanguomamadejian，roushenganwei：「qima，xianrangpianpianguowanzhousuiyan。」……zhousuiyan，

zhuajiuyan。binkexixirangrangdelinzhaigewairenao。wobeizhongrenweicuzaizhongjian，congwodeshijiaokanqu，

yitiaotiaobitingdekujiaoxiangyayideheisesenlin。babalinglaileyipihongsedexiaomaju，maoseyouliang，muguangjiongjiong。

jingxinxiujiandetiziaojiaodizaimachangshangdengqichentu。mamaweiwodaishangzuchuandeyuzhuo，tayouyadihuishou，

yicedebaobiaobianxiangwodakaixiazi，dingshezhubaodehuocaijihuyaoshanxiawodeyanjing。

waigongsongdexuehuqiushoumaozhengzhengkouzaiwodexiaonaodaishang——neishitanianqingshizaixinganlingdalieerdedeshangdenghuqiu。

jiulaoyezhuzheguaizhangshanshanlaichi，tashuotamaixialeguowaideyisuoxiaodaoweiwoqingsheng。jinqianbuhuishuohua，

danshihuidiyu。zhenshimingyundelunpanshitaipan。wobeizhongxingpengyuediweizailetaizishang，

sizhoushichunjindazaodebimozhiyan、suanpan、taomujiandengzhuazhoudedaoju。

neixieminglichangshangdedarenwucishidouanjingxialai，jingjingdikanzheyanqiangangzusuidehaizihuizuochushenmeyangdexuanze。

wopaguoneixiejincancandejinzi，raoguo「kujiaosenlin」。ranhou，baozhulewaigongdedatui。「waigong——」

zhongrenhuaran。gujiyeshimeixiangdaoyigeyingerjurannenggoutuizichengzheiyang。

juranzaizhousuiyanjizijitiaoleyitiaoyoucuyouzhuangdejindatui。wokandaobuyuanchudemamakanzhewomanhanxiaoyi。

waigongjiangwobaoqilai，judehengao。「xiaonizi，yihuierhewaigonghuimeiguokaibukaixin？」

wochaotagegeleleqilai，shijingdipaizheshou。waigongyedaxiaoqilai，ranhoubawobaozaihuaili，

chaozhewodiedengzheyanjingchuilechuihuzi。「heng，zheixiaozizheimeduonianzhongyuganleyijianrenshi！guaizoulewoguinv，

daohaijiwomenlinjialiulegejiebanren！」wozaojiutingdaoguoneixieyinmidechuanwen。zaiyuandingdejiandaoli，

zaichuzidecaidaoxia，zaiyongrenjiaotoujieerdeqieqiesiyuzhong，douliuchuanzheyigesutaodegushi。

yourenshuowodieyiqianshicaxiejiang、mujiang、chuzi、siji、baobiao、mishu……gezhongshenfenzhongshuofenyun，

dangushineihedouchabuduo。jianeryanzhijiushiyigeqiongxiaozi，guaizouleqianjinda**。neigekansigaogaozaishang，

chizhafengyundelinshijituanhuashiren，shilinjiadedaochamennvxu。chilelinjiadeziyuan，lianxingdousuilelinjia。

fanzheng，ziwozhidaozheijianshihou，wodiedelaoqianxiaojiuduoleliangfendediqibuzu，hesanfendeyanerdaoling。

7.qiyuedehaichenglierigaozhao，dimiantangqiyicengrelang。sirenfeijiwenwentingzaitingjipingshang。

zheishiwoshigeshibanianzaicihuidaogutu。tingwenfuqinbingzhong，woganjinshoushihaoxinglihuilaizhengduojiachan。

yichanbaoweizhan——haomenjichengzhedebixiuke。「wohuiguole，zheiyiciwoyaonahuiwodeyiqie——」

axianshengbiaoqingyansu，shayadeshengyinhenjixie。talilelibitingdeyisizhezidoumeiyoudexizhuang，

mianwubiaoqingdikanxiangwo。womanyihuishou，shiyiaxianshengtingxia。「xingle，buyongnianle，

jibenliuchengwodougaomingbaile。」cicifuqinbingwei，wozhongyuhuidaolekuobieyijiudegutu，

dangranyaozuohaowanquanzhunbei。woaozheyekanwanleguoneijinshinianliuxingdehaomenenyuanwen，houlaikanbudongle，

jiujiaoaxianshengnianjiwo。buxinku。da**deziwoxiuyangbale。erbianchuanlaichezidemingdisheng。

yuanchuheifashaonianzhaidiaomojing，chaowoluchuyigesiyizhangyangdexiao。「da**，nijiazidadehen，

zuosirenfeijihaiyaoxiaoyewolaijieji？」bitabenrengengyaoyandeshitashenbiantingzhedeneiliang**kuanpaoche。

saofense，xianyanbaole。tagengelaomazisidebaoyuandao：「kao，nijiazheipodifangzhennanzhao！linjiayaopochanle？

da**huiguo，zenmeyebupaigerenlai？」wobailetayiyan：「fuqinchushiyiliaozhiwai，

linjiadouluanchengyiguozhoule，nayoukongguanwo？」suihou，wobalaganxiangwangtamianqianyishuai，xiaomadao：「peiming，

ninaoziyoumaobing？jiejikaipaoche，woxinglifangna？」peiminglieleliezui：「kao，xinglidangranshifangguanjiacheshang。

haizhenbaxiaoyedanglaomazile？「xiaoshihouzhetengwoba，zhangdalezhetengwo，kanhuiquwozenmehelinshushugaozhuangde！

」shuozhe，talanguowodejianbang，bawowangcheshangsong。「zouzouzou，shijinianmeihuiguole，gedainidoudoufeng。」

chuangwaidejingseyimumuxianghoudaoqu，haichengdekongqiyirujiwangdixianshi。wobonongzhetoufa，

kanxianglubiangaodadewutong。shibanianle。zhengzhengshibanian，wodouyizhizaiguowaihewaigongshenghuozaiyiqi。edui，

haiyouaxiansheng。tashiwaigongjiwoqingdekanjiagou，bijiaopitanghainianya，zounadoushuaidoushuaibudiao。

zheixienianwohuanlebuxiashigebaobiao，tashizuipanliangtiaoshun，kuanjianzhaiyaode，yinciyeshiliuzaiwoshenbianzuijiude。

wochaohoukanxiangaxianshenggenzheguanjiashangleliangheisedebinli。peimingchaowokeleliangsheng：「biekantale，

zheimejiubujianyebukankanwo。」jianwobuli，peimingjixudao：「nituowodeshiqingwodoudatinghaole。

jiaoquyouyijiamachanghuanjingbucuo，jiushilinijiayuanledian，buguoniyaoshixiangqu，daoshihouwokeyikaichejiesongni。

「edui，neiyouyipibaisedexiaomahenkeai，henpeini，xubuxuyao……」「buyong。」woxiaozhedaduan，

「woyouyipixiaomaju，hongsede。」peimingtiaomei：「haohaohao，da**，zenmexiangqiqimale？」

wominleminchun：「jiushixiangle。」peimingpielewoyiyan，shenmeyemeishuo，zhishimomocaizheyoumen。「xianhuijia？

」「bu，xianquyiyuan。」8.peimingdechaopaotingzaileyijiayinbidesirenyiyuanli。zaibingchuangshang，

wokandaolefuqincangbaidelian，yitouhuafakanshangqujiuxiangyigeputongdelaoren。

tashenshangzaimeiyoudangnianleilifengxingdeyingzi。wangchangzaiguowaihetashipindeshihou，

tadouhuijiaorentoutoubabaitoufazangqilai，burangwokandao。danqishiwodouzhidao。fuqinbanzhengkaiyan，

kandaowohunzhuodeyanshunjianqingchelebushao。「pianpian，nizhongyuhuilaile。」

taxiangshizhongyuzhaodaoleyigenenggoushuohuaderen，ziguziditaotaobujueqilai。「babahenxiangni，

nidemuqinqushiqianhaizainianzhenidemingzi。haijidelilima？jiushineipihongsedexiaoma，

taqianduanshijianhailechangdabing，shouyidoushuochengbuguochuntian，keyitingshuoniyaohuilai，

jingranyouhaozhuanle……「nichuguodeshihouhaineimexiao，xiaoshouxiaojiaode，naodaiyeyuan，lianyeyuan。