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小说简介

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精彩章节

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qiziyuwolengzhanbannian，zhiyinwobuxiaoxinyongletasongjibaiyueguangdetixudao。

tatoutoujiangwodeweishengsuhuanchengcijisuyao，daozhiwosangshinanxinggongneng。

youyuxiongbuyichangfayu，wozaigongsizaoshoutongshixianyansuiyu。

qizihaowukuijiu，shenzhidangzhewodemianhebaiyueguangshangyanhuochungong。

woyaoyabiwentaweishenmeyaozheimecanren，tayuguangsaolewoyiyan，manshixianqi。

“nidoubiandebunanbunvle，wozhaogezhengchangnanrenjiejuexuqiuyoucuoma？”

“buzhanghuzicaihao！shengdeniyouluanyongbierendedongxi！”

xinshunjiankongle，yuanlaizaitayanli，wodexingmingyuanyuanbujiyibatixudaozhongyao。

jiranruci，zheiduanhunyinbuyaoyeba。

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mayaojingxiaotuihou，woxiongkoudetengtongyufaqingxi。

meiyicihuxidouqianchedaonaoqiaoteng。

dangyishengkandaowendujishangjingrendeshuzihou，mianluningzhongdao：

“gaoshaobutui，kenengshishangkouganran，nilikelianxijiashu，xuyaojinxingerciqingchuangshoushu。”

dianlediantou，wojiannannaqishoujijihouyuweidaqudianhua。

neiduanquechuanlaibinglengdejixienvsheng。

“ninbodadedianhuazhengzaitonghuazhong，qingshaohouzaibo......”

zaida，zheicizhixiangleyici，suijiyou**cuililuodiguaduan。

woshenxikouqi，anweizijitagujizheihuishizaimang。

bianjitiaoxinxifaguoqu，jieshixiawoxianzaideqingkuang。

jieguoquemiaohuifu：“xianzaihenmang，wandianzaishuo。”

yancijianjie，danzizizuanxin。

zhengdangwobuzhisuocuoshi，zhaoyuchenfalaidexiaoxi，dakaishiyizhang**zhao。

beijingshihunandedianyingyuanfangyingting，pingmushangguangyingciyan。

zhaoyuchenhehouyuweiqinmidiliantiezhelian，duizhejingtouxiaodetianmicanlan。

jinjiezheyoufalailegedingwei——xingchengguojiyingcheng。

dianyingyuandemingziworende，ganghaojiuzaizheijiayiyuandefujin。

zhixianjuli，buchaoguowubaimi。

wozhoushenxueyeshunjianninggu，houlongsihubeishenmedongxiduzhu，youkuyouse。

yuanlai，tazuizhongsuoweidemang，jiushimangzhehebiedenanrenyuehuikandianying。

naohailixiangqitacengduociqiangdiaozijihuanyouyoushikongjuzheng，shenzhiyinweihaipabchaoshinei“yayihunan”dekongjian，jianjuexuanzedingke。

neishiwohaishahuhuxintengtadecuiruomingan，kuijiuzijimeinengjiyutazugoudeanquangan。

zhijuedetayuanyipeizaiwoshenbian，kanbukandianying，youmeiyouhaizi，genbensuanbushangshenme。

rujincaihuangrandawu，yuanlai，tademishikongjuzheng，shifenrende。

sizhici，woxiongkoudeshangsihugengjiajutong，liandaixinzangyegenzhezhenzhenchouchu。

yanqianjingwukaishixuanzhuan、niuqu。

“qinxiansheng！qinxiansheng！nizenmele？”

hushijinghuyisheng，wodeyishichedixianruheian。

banshuibanxingjian，erbianchuanlaicuchuan、jiaochendeshengyin。

wofeilidizhengkaiyan，shixianjujiaolehaoyihuier，caikanqingbingfanglidejingxiang。

pangbiandeshafashang，houyuweihezhaoyuchenzhengpangruowurendiyongwen，fachuzezedeshengyin。

zhidaowodekesoushengxiangqi，liangrencaiyiyouweijindikefenkai，zuijiaohaiguazhejingyingdesixian。

houyuweipielewoyiyan，lianshangmeiyousihaokuijiu，querdaizhishibeidaraodeyunnu。

开口便是斥责：

“qinmian，ninengbunengshaodianzheteng？”

“santianliangtoujiuwangyiyuanpao，zheiciyouhualezheimeduoyiyaofei，zhenyiweiqianshidafengchuilaidea？”

tabianbaoyuanzhe，bianfanzaodibokaiyinliuhannianzaibojingdefasi。

zheigebujingyidedongzuo，rangtashouwanshangdaizhededongxiqingxidibaoluzaiwoyanqian。

是一块崭新的手表。