limingzhuyexiushixiaoshuo《woyangdasangehaizi,fujunjiewodaojingchengzuoqie》zhongshejidaodelinghunrenwu,jinqizaiwangluoshangfeichanghuobao,zuozhe“limingzhuyexiu”zhengzaijinluomigugengxinhouxuzhong,gaishuwei:「erzi?niang?tashinierzi,nishitaniang?neita——a——」yexiumengdiyipaidatui,jidongdididihanleyisheng,……
「niang,nizenmeyishengbuxiangdijinjingle,yebutongwoshuoyisheng。」
shaonianrenqinrediwanzhewo,tagezijigao,biwogaoleyigetou,cishiqueguyiwaizhetoukaozaiwojianshang,pingsuqinglengdeyanmouzhongquanshirumuzhiqing。
叶修全家看傻了眼。
「erzi?niang?tashinierzi,nishitaniang?neita——a——」
yexiumengdiyipaidatui,jidongdididihanleyisheng,ranhouyanhanreleidichongshangquwozhulisiyuandejianbang:
「erzi——yuaner,nishiwodeerzia——」
yexiuyankuangtonghong,mashangjiuyaokuchulaile,tayidieshengdifenfuxiaren,shangchabaiyan,ranhouzijizaipiantinglixiangzhiwutoucangyingyibantuantuanluanzhuan。
「wodeerzi,wodeerzishijinkezhuangyuan,woyougezhuangyuanlangerzi,zhenshizufenmaoqingyan,zufenmaoqingyana!
「kuai,lairen,xiushuyifengdaoyangzhoulaojia,jiaotamenjikekaicitang,shangzupu,jizu,woyaodaiwoerzihuixiangjizu。」
yexiujidonghuaile,zhaolanruotingle,yelikejidongqilai,puguoquchezhutadeyixiu。
「laoye!womenjiayuercaishidizhangzi,nixianzaibatajiajinzupu,womenyuerzenmebannei!」
「hutu!zhenzhenshitoufazhangjianshiduan!」
yexiuyishuaixiuzi,qihenghengdidengdayanjing。
「shangzhenfuzibing,dahuqinxiongdi,yuerbuguoyigetongjinshi,genzhenzhengdejinshizhijiandougeleshiwanbaqianli,nizheinvrendongshenme!rujinzhuangyuanlangshitaqinxiongzhang,wanghouyouyuanertixie,yuerbiannenghenkuairongjinwenchenquanzili,youbailierwuyihaia!
「hekuangxugelaoshiyuanerdeenshi,taduiyuanerqizhongfeichang,ai,gennishuoleyebudong。yuanerrujinhenkuaijiuyaoquhanlinyuanruzhi,feihanlinburuneige,yihoufenghoubaixiangyeweikezhia!」
yexiuqingxukangfen,haishitouyicizheiyangqishishizudixiongzhaolanruo,zhaolanruokanshale。yihuiganjueyexiushuodeyoudaoli,yihuiyoubuganxin,niezhepazi「wuwu」dikuqilai。
「ketayigeshuzi,ruhenengqizaizanmenyuertoushang。」
yexiuyanzhuziyizhuan,zouguoqulanzhuzhaolanruodejianbang。
「furen,woyouyigezhuyi,burujiujiangyuanerjizainidemingxia。dengtahanlinbanduxueshideguanzhixialai,nihainengfenggegaomingnei!zhiyulimingzhu——」
yexiulvedaizanxudikanlewoyiyan:
「nijiaoziyougong,jiuxunizuogeguiqieba。」
yexiufuqilianggeshuohuadoubudaitingde,yihuigongfujiubawomenmuzideshenfenjianpaidemingmingbaibai。
我试探着插嘴:
「youmeiyoukeneng,tabushinierzi?」
huayinyiluo,yexiulianselikelenglexialai,talenghengyisheng,chaowodengleyiyan。
「limingzhu,guiqieyijingshikanzaiyuanerdefenshangtaijuni,nikebuyaobushihaodai。
「niyigeshanghunvzi,ruhenengjiaoyangchuzheiyangxueshichusedeerzi?longshenglongfengshengfeng,yuanernengyoujinri,doushixiangwoa,wodeerzi,tianshengbianshihuidushu。」
yexiuyouraozhelisiyuanshangshangxiaxiakanleyiquan,jiantaqiduchuzhong,wuguanqingjun,gengshixibuzisheng,yangyangzideqilai。
「yuaner,nizheimeiyan,tongweifushizaizhangdeyimoyiyanga!」
yibianshuo,yibianhaishenshouqupailisiyuandejianbang,lisiyuanzaojiubunaifanle,zhijieyibazhangdakaitadeshou:
「你有病啊!」
lisiyuanzhoumeikanxiangyeyu。