rouwanjiangde《woyufengyunbianhualong》zheibenshuxiedehaishitinghaode！zhujiaoshilinzheyuanduoduo，zhuyaojiangshule：“weishenmea！”wodeqingxuyishunjianshikong，“nimeitingtaogeshuoma，tazhidaonishitaohunchulaidele，zhiyaotadagedianhua，cunlirenjiuhuizhaoguolai，daoshihouwomen……
第5章
轰隆一声。
xiaocanzhuobeiwozhenggezhuangfan，chenzhezheiguchongshi，wozhijiehesiyanniudazaiyiqi。
suiranwohenshaodajia，danzaijiujingdezuoyongxia，yitongwangbaquanhaishihenyouweishelide。
sanliangxia，wojiudadiaolesiyandeyanjing，chentakanbuqingdegongfu，youchongdaolefengmaomianqian。
“你特么疯了！”
fengmaoliangqiangdetuihouliangbu，jianwolaishixiongxiong，suoxingchaoqiyipingleihua，“xiaozi，bieyiweiheliangpingmaniao，jiunengzainimaogemianqianyaowuyangweile，xinbuxinwoyijiupingjinikailepiao！”
“maoge，nizheihuashuode，zanmenhedebuyeshimaniao？”
siyanlangbeidejianqiyanjing，shuodao。
fengmaobiaoqingyijiang，cuilekoukoushuimadao：“niyoumaobingba，tiaowodecierganma！”
“我就随口一说。”
siyanheiheixiaole，dengzaizhuanguotou，juranzhudonggenwodaoqian，“xiaolinshiba，woliangjiushiheduole，buxiaoxindagezuipao，nijiubiegenwoliangyibanjianshilebei。”
“wochulaizhadao，buxiangdezuirenheren。”
tazheimeshuole，woyebuhaozaifazuo，zhinengyazhehuoshuodao，“duoduoshiwoweiyideqinren，zhiyaonimenbuzhaoreta，wobaozhengbuhuiluanlai。”
“neikendingde，yiqianduoduozaizheiergandeshihou，womengentayekehaole，shibafengmao？”
yibianshuo，siyanhaiyibianduizhefengmaoshijingzhayan。
fengmaopielepiezui，sishiyouxiebuqingyuandeshuo：“shi，duoduoshizheierdedajieda，yizhidouhenzhaoguwomen。”
“就是的嘛！”
siyanyouchongwoyizhenjimeinongyan，“suoyi，nijiutashizaizheiergongzuo，qitadeshenmedoubuyongxiang！”
踏实工作？
我心头一阵冷笑。
yuexinyiqianwudegongzuo，huannininengtashidexialaia！
danzheihua，zhongjiuhaishibeiwobiehuiqule。
zhiyaotamenbiezailuanshuohua，wocailandedalitamen。
zhongxinhuichuangshangtangxialai，wodetoutongyuefalihai，hunhunchenchende，shizhongzaishuizheyuqingxingzhijianyouli。
zheigezhuangtai，buzhidaoweichileduojiu，zhidaowoganjuefuzhonghuoshao，weilifanjiangdaohaiyiyangdenanshou。
huaile，kendingshineiliangpingleihuazuosui，wodezhuajinquweishengjiantuyixiacaixing。
dengwozuoqilai，faxianfengmaohesiyandechuangshangdoukongkongruye，beiwodanaoguodedimian，daochudoushiheguangdejiuping，haiyousaluodemalatangdetangzhi。
咣当。
wotifanyigejiuping，jiezheyuese，yinyuenengkandaopingshenshangdezi。
怎么是雪花？
woyouxiemihule，yilianjianqihaojigejiuping，faxianshangmiandeziyangdoumeicuo，zhiyouwoheguodeneiliangping，qingqingchuchuxiezheleihua。
草，这两个王八蛋！
guyijiwoguanjiajiu，tamenzijihede，queshizhengerbajingdexuehua！
woyizhenmamalieliede，bataliangdejiarenquandouwenhouleyibian。
zheizhonglaoshiminfang，meiyouduliweishengjian，haojihurenjiagongyouyigecesuo。
woyilumozheheiqianjin，zoudaoyibandeshihou，yiwaifaxian，wojuranhuiluguosaozidefangjian。
buzhidaozheihuiersaozishuilemeiyou？
我情不自禁的想着。
jiuzaizheishi，limianhuranchuanchuyizhenshuaidadongxideshengyin。
tongshi，haiyousaozidezhoumasheng。
“nimenjigefengle，zaikaojinwo，xinbuxinwoshalenimen！”
“妈的！”
wonumayisheng，fenglesidechongjinsaozifangjian，gangzhuangkaimen，jiutingjianlimianaiyouyisheng。
堵门的人正是四眼！
zhishibeiwozheiyizhuang，jiejieshishideshuaizaidishang。
erfangjiannei，saozibeitaogehefengmaolianggerenweizhe，shangyibeibaolisikai，jingzhidesuoguluzaiwaimian，ruguozaiduobengdiaoyikekouzi，jiuyaochedidezouguangle。
我终于明白了。
fengmaotamenlianggeguanjiajiujiwo，jiushiweilerangwoshuisiyidian，zheiyangtamenjiunenglaisaozidefangjianweisuoyuweile。
bijing，woruguoqingxingdehua，youbaojingdekeneng。
jianwochuangjinlai，saozideyanjingdunshiliangle。
xiangshizaidahaijiandaoleyiyebianzhou。
“哲远，快救我！”
“zheixiaozizenmelaile！”
taogelianseyichen，nushengdao，“zheidianxiaoshidoubanbuhao，yaonimenganmachide！”
“dui，duibuqitaoge。”
siyanlangbeidepaqishen，fuzhengyanjingshuodao，“tamingmingdoushuizhele，sheizhidaozenmeyouqilaile。”
“真尼玛废物！”
taogehuihuishou，bunaifandao，“niliangbazheixiaozikongzhizhu，biedanwulaozidehaoshi！”
“laitao，nigankaojinyibu，wobaozhengnixiabanbeizidouzaijianyuliguo！”
jianfengmaolianggerenbamaotouzhixiangwo，saozideyanshenzaiduhuianxiaqu，zhinengqiangrenzhekongjuchaowohandao，“zheyuan，chulezheigeyuanwangdongpao，liangtiaojieyiwaijiushipaichusuo！”
“报警是吧！”
taogedebiaoqingdouzhengningle，“nitonglenideqindidi，xianzaiyoutaohunpaochulai，ruguojingchalaile，nijuedezhuanihaishizhuawoni！”
“你！”
嫂子骤然变色。
woyehairandedengdashuangyan，nanyizhixindewendao：“nizenmezhidaotaohundeshi......”
“shanglincunpaolegeshazixinniang，zheixinwenzaojiuzaipengyouquanchuanbianle，niliangyiweinengmandezhuma？”
“怎么会这样！”
我人当场就傻了。
ruguojialirenzhidaowozaizheier，kendinghuizhuawohuiqu，ranhoubawodagebanside！
zhiyusaozi，xiachangjiugengcanle。
wotingcunlidedarenshuoguo，duifuneixiebutinghuadexifu，jiubatamenguanzaianwutianridechaifanglimian，meitianzhijiyikouganliangyikoushui，zheiyangegeqibatian，ziranjiugenshengkouyiyangtinghua。
“哼哼，怕了吧！”
jianwopinpinbianse，taogeziyiweizhuadaowodebabing，manlianchangkuangdexiao，“duoduo，zhiyaoniguaiguaitinghua，wobaozhengbugenrenherentiqinidexialuo。”
“你做梦！”
嫂子几近崩溃。
yanleibushoukongzhidediaoluoxialai。
taogeziguzizoushangqu，zhibasaozideweixie，dangzuoshiyizhongqingqu。
erwo，beikongjuhefennushuangzhongjiaozhi，jibuxiangdezuitaoge，youbuxiangkandaosaozibeita**。
叮当。
zheishihou，wojiaoxiatidaoleshenmedongxi。
minghuanghuangdedaofeng，rangwoyanshenyishunjianqingming。
zheibushisaozitaochulaiyiqian，jiazaiwobozishangdeneibatigudaoma？
gangjinlaineihuierwohainamen，saozimingmingdaizhewuqi，zenmejiumeinachulaiyongni！
gujishibeitaogedadiaole，suoyicaixianrudaozheizhongjuewangdejingdi。
“xiaozi，tayoubushiniqinjie，nishuonipinshenmemingni！”
fengmaoyexuezhetaogeyiyangdexiaorong，duiwoshuodao，“zheiyangba，dengtaogewomenshuangwanle，yerangnilaishuangyiba，zenmeyang？！”
“畜生！”
zheihuatiaoqilewodefankangshenjing，woyibazhuaqitigudao，chongzhetamenfengkuanghuiwu，“sheiganpengta，wojiugensheipinming！”
失忆后，我让霸道总裁追悔莫及
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