zheibenshuwoyigenanren，nirangwodangnvpu？zhengtijiegoushejidebucuo，bazhurengongyouchamiduokehuadelinlijinzhi。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanmiduo：weilaiyouhenduoshiqingkenenghuiduinizaochengmingyushangdesunshi，woxiwangninengtizaozuohaoxinlizhunbei，youqishiyiqieweizuihuaideqingkuang。……
“meiwenti，guoquba。”
daichengmenshouweifangguoyizhixingshang，paiduidengdaijinchengderenmenzijueqianjinyibu。
chengmenwaishenmerendouyou，liulangzhe、shangren、pingmin……
liangshoukongkongderenbeizhijiefangjinqu，xiedaibaoguohezheyanmianrongderenhuibeiliuxiajiancha，erliulangzhebuyunxujincheng。
zuiyinrenzhumushiweiheifaheitongdenvpu，liangshoulinyigezongseshoutibao，youyazhuzailubian，lengmodelianshanghaosixiezheshengrenwujin。
miduo：zhenmeixiangdaozuihounihuiquzheimeyigeguguaidemingzi。
yueryoucha：yidianzhinian，huashuozheilishizheigeguojiadedidouba？weishenme……
youchatouqiaoyiyanbuyuanchuyinweiqitaoerbeishangrentikaidexiaoliulanghan。
yueryoucha：leisizhongshijideshijie？
miduo：xianjinqu，manmangaosuni。
youchapaishangzhangdui，quejianyiweinianmaideliulanghan，shuangshouduanyikuaibaibu，congyouchaqianjiweitaoyaocaiwuzaizouxiangta。
没敢去最前头讨要。
“nianqingdenvpu**，qingshisheyidiantongbiba……”
liulanghanxiaoxinkaikou，wanyaohabeizoudaoyouchamianqianshenchuduanzhebudeshuangshou。
yueryoucha：miduo，wodeshoutibaoliyouduoshaoqian？
miduo：zhiyousanmei【yongshengyinbi】，quannizuihaobuyaozheimezuo，【yongshengbi】dejiazhishitongyonghuobide1.5bei。
liulanghanjianyouchachiyi，guoduanzouxiangxiayiwei。zheixiajishiyouchayouzheixinsiyebudebugangashouqi。
youcha：bubilianganjing……
miduo：【luoshengdiguo】dechangtai。
“yingjundexiansheng，qingshisheyidian……”
youchabuzaiguanzhuliulanghan，tadeshishebingbunenggaibianshenme，hekuangtaduizheigeshijiebushu，renheshidouyaoxiaoxinjinshen。
zaimiduoxiaoshijietexunderizi，shiyouchazuibuxianghuiyide。
yinsi，wuxuxiuxi，zhiyoubuduanxuexifuwu、yuyan、mofa……suoxuepoduo，danduizheigeshijiederenzhigengduoyaocongmiduokouzhonglejie。
“zheitongjiuyouwenti，bixuliuxia！”
“shi，zheishidangrande……”
shouweidakaiyitongjiu，xiuzhechunxianghanhua，haidengshangrenxianxiexiaodongxicaifangshangduijinruchengzhong。
有茶：这么严格吗？
miduo：zenmekeneng？zheigerenzhishitanlan！
henkuailundaoyueryoucha，zoudaoshouweimianqian，nengcongduifangyanzhongfaxianyisijingya。
“babaojiaojiwomenjiancha。”
“ng。”youchalengmodehuiying。
zheishimiduojishentishedingde【guize】，jiangyouchaxinxiangdereqinghuiyingbiezaixindi。
youcha：miduo，wodeshoutibaolimeiyoutebiededongxiba？
miduo：yifen【nvpuzheng】，yitaonvpuzhuang，sanmeiyongshengyinbi。
有茶：好穷啊……
“ganxiepeihe，zheishinidedongxi，yijinvpu——yueryoucha**。”shouweijiangnachudedongxiyigunaosaihuishoutibaozaijiaoyuyoucha。
有茶：**？
miduo：nvpuzhengshangmeiyouxiexingbie，niyiweihuiyounanrendangnvpuhaiyaokaozhengma？
youcha：miduo！nizheirenhaotaoyana！……ei？
youchajianshouweizuanzheshenme，ershouweizaichajuedaotademuguanghoucaikaikoujieshi。
“zheishibiyaodeshouxufei。”shouweitankaishouzhang——liangmeiyongshengyinbi！
miduo：tasahuang，qianmianderenshouxufeizhiyou10meitongbi，liangmeiyinbixiangdang200meitongbile！
miduosuoshuode【tongbi】he【yinbi】shiluoshengdiguodehuobidanwei，huansuanchengtongyonghuobiyejiushi300meitongbi！yinfanyiwenti，【yongshengbi】yecheng【yonghengbi】。
youcha：zheishirendingwodiyicilailuoshengdiguo，yaoqiaoguxisuia。
“kanmenzhenshigexianglahuo。”youchalenglengkaikou。
“nizaihushuoshenme？！”shouweilianseyinchen，handao：“zheigefeiyongshidajiadourentongde！nilaizaizheishixiangtoudongxi？！”
tingdaozheihua，youchashenhouderenliansewubinankan，tebieshiyixiexiaoshangfan，zheiyiweizhetamenzheiciyeyaojiao2meiyonghengyinbideshouxufei！
“什么？偷东西？”
“zhenbukuishinvpuma？”
“suoyishuoxiaoguizucaihuiguyongnvpuchengmianzi，daguizudoushipeiyangnuli。”
“youshinvputouguzhudedongxima？”
houmianbuzhiqingderenfenfenyilun，shouweitouxiao，henkuaiyouguzuoyansudikanzheyoucha。
youcha：taiyinxianleba？zheigeshijiemeiyouzhiyecaoshouma？！
miduo：nixiangyaoduo“xiandaihua”？zheikebushiniyuanlaideshijie，kuaizouba。
“qidaizaiwuhuishangjiandaogexia。”miduojishifenxiangqingbao，youchashuobabianzou，shouweimiansetieqinghenbudejiangqisisui。
luoshengdiguodeguizucanjiawuhuishitongchangkeyidaiyiliangmingnvpugensui，danshiweijinbudezheizhonggaoduanchangsuo，fanerhuishiweidirenbeizhurenzhuaqilai，gengbietidiweidixiadechengmenshouwei。suoyijunduiderenbuchengweiguizujiangyongyuanyushangliushehuiwuyuan。
有茶：我们去哪？
miduo：xianqu【nvpugonghui】，【aierfajiazu】youjilaiyinguyongnvpudeyixiang，quneilihuibijiaofangbian。
laiyin·aierfajiushiyueryouchademubiaorenwu，laiyindefuqinkuiyin·aierfashiluoshengdiguodetongshuai，beifengweiaierfagongjue，zuoweiluoshengdiguodeshouhushenqiweiwangshenzhigaiguolehuangshi。
kuiyindesangeqizirujinhaiyouyigezaishi；youwugezinv，qiansiweidoudayouzuowei，danwuerzilaiyinqueshiaierfajiadewudian。
lushangyoumiduogaozhiyouchazheigeshijiedeshi，miandeyouchazongshiyigehaoqibaobao，youchayeduicihenganxingqu。zhaoxieshaoweinianzhangderenwenlu，henkuaijiudaolenvpugonghui。
youcha：zheijiushinvpugonghui？haopiaoliangdedifang。
miduo：yinweidianyadejianzhugengxiyinneixieyouguyongnvpuyixiangderen。
zoudaodianyadenvpugonghuiqian，youchaqingqingkoumen。
hedaduogonghuibutong，nvpugonghuimeiyouchangkaidedamen，zhiyouyishanshaozuozhuangshidemumen，haishiguanshangde。
ruguoshuoqubiedegonghuijiuxiangquyinxingheminzhengju，jinnvpugonghuijiuhaobibaifangyiweixuyaozunjingdezhangbei。
“zaoshanghao，zunguidekeren，huanyingnindedaolai。”
damenyouyiweinvpudakai，duifangdetaidufeichanggongjing，jishiyouchatongweinvpu，tazhanxianchulaideyeshifeichangbiaozhundebanjugongli。
youchatongyangyibanjugonglihuiyingduifang，zaitatajingonghuihou，nvpu**caibamenqingqingguanshang，tanshouzhishifangxiang。
“qingxiangqianzhizoudengjinindexinxi。”
“感谢。”
youcha：waaaa！nvpu**a！haoyouqizhi！
miduo：biewanglenixianzaiyeshinvpu！zunxunrensheniyenenghenyouqizhi。
youcha：shima？huashuozheigegonghuihaolengqing。
miduo：zheilikeshididou，youmingwangdeguizudaochudoushi，jihubuhuiguyongnvpu。
youcha：miduo，zheilihuanjinghaoqingxiana！
miduo：fangxinba，renwuwanchenghounixiangduoqingxiandoumeiwenti。
“ninhao，qingchushinindenvpuzheng。”zhanzaijutaihoudenvpu**henyoulimao。
“mafanninle。”youchahuiying，youyadicongshoutibaozhongquchunvpuzhengjiaojiduifang。
“ninkeqile。”nvpushuangshoujieguonvpuzheng，zaiyigeqiguaidemofaqiushangcaozuoyifan，zheishizaishuaquzhengjianxinxi。
“yueryoucha**，yijidexinjinnvpu？”duifangkanzheyouchabinglengdelian，weixiaodao：“ninbuyongzheimejujin。”
“嗯。”
youcha：womeiyoujujin！zheishirenshe！
miduo：zhuyidianbiebenglerenshe！wokebubaozhengzheijushentinengyazhizhunideqingxu。
youcha：zheigerenshezhendehenzhongyaoma？
miduo：renshezhishang，feichangzhongyao。
“qingwenninshi【guaqiang】haishi【xuanzhu】？”
【guaqiang】he【xuanzhu】shinvpugonghuideteshuyongci，zhijiangnvpudegongzuojinglixiechengyizhangbiaoguazaiqiangshangdengguyongzhexuanze，lingyizhongjiushiyounvputiaoxuanyouxuqiudeguyongzhe。
miduo：zhijiejinruzhuti，wentayoumeiyouaierfajiade。
“qingwenaierfajiashifouyouguyongnvpudeyixiang？”
nvpulianseningzhong，chiyiyihuicaikaikou，“henbaoqian，aierfajiabingmeiyoutaiduozheifangmiandeyixiang……”
“莱因呢？”
nvpuliansebushihenhao，youxiedanyoudishuo：“laiyin……you，danshi……niquedingma？”
youcha：tameiyoujiajingcheng！
miduo：guanzhudianbushizheigea！
youcha：laiyinzhendehenbukanma？
miduo：bennvshenshibuhuipiannide，dongwoyisiba？
“在下非常确定。”
nvpuwunaiditoutoutanqi，queyijiubeiyouchaminruidibuzhuodaole。
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