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【shoudaolaiziduyibaideqingxuzhi+299……】

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lingfeng：“woyaodebushiqian，zhishinidetaidu！”

【shoudaolaiziduyibaideqingxuzhi+499……】

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duyibai：“shenmexiaole？”

lingfengyaotou：“gejuxiaole！”

杜依白：“……”

【shoudaolaiziduyibaideqingxuzhi+269……】

lingfengkanzheshoushangdexiangyan，daizhedandandeyoushang：“yansirenshenga，ziwomenchushengqi，jiubeigezhonggeyangdejiasuobangzhu，womenyinweixurongheliyimanmandewangjilezijidechuxin。

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杜依白：“……”

【shoudaolaiziduyibaideqingxuzhi+999……】

凌风：“！！！”

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duyibaibaibaishou：“meiduoshaojiuliangsanpingeryi，nishentizheimehao，yinggaikeyikangdezhu！”

凌风：“……”

lingfeng：“nixiangrangwosijiuzhishuo！”

杜依白冷哼一声！

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lingfengzhijiechaozheduyibaizouqu……

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