lingyixiaoshuo《wenyu：jinqubeiju，koushuitubang》，caiyongjincoudexushifengge，jiangshulezhujiaosongmingzhangyuanzhoujinglideyixilieliqishijian。zuozhekongbaiyunyongkongbuhexuanyiyuansu，jiangduzhedairuleyigeguiyierlingrenmaogusongrandeshijie。zheibenshujueduishixiyinlingyixiaoshuoaihaozhedejiazuo。“《tiaolouji》dedujiabanquanwomengongsiyuanyichugaojiamaixialai，wojiubuwanwanraoraole，zhijieshuodijia，sanqianwan，zenmeyang？”……
第1章
“ting！dazhu！shenmewanyier！”
bangongshili，dafubianbiandeyinlezongjianmeitouningchenglegeda，bunaifandibafeipangdeshouzhangpaizaizhuomianshang。
“yaobushikanshurenjieshao，nizheishougekaichangjiunengbidiao！”
zuozaiduimianyizishangdesongming，shouzhijihushitiaojianfanshedixuanzaibijibendiannaodezantingjianshangfang。
shuoshihua，tayoudianshayan。
zheishou《momei》fangzaiqianshikeshinenghuode2019niancmachanggongweiyinlejianga！
zenmekenengbeishuodezheimedeyiwenbuzhi，tingleqianzoujiuzhijiemeixile？
宋铭眯着眼睛。
zheigezhangzongjian…buhuiwanquanbudongyinleba？
关系户？
songmingshenxiyikouqi，yaxiaxintoufanyongdejingyi，weiweiqianqingshenti，zhuangzhedanzishituzhengqu：“zhangzongjian，ninhuoxuzaitingting？zheiduanqianzouyingzaodeshuimoyiyun，wojuedehenyouyijing…”
shengyindaizheqiangong，queyejiazheyisibufu。
“哦？水墨意境？”
zongjianxiangshitingdaoleshenmehaoxiaodeshi，zuijiaochechuyimokebodexiaoyi。
tamanyouyoudicongmingpaixizhuangneidaitaochuyigejinshudahuoji。
padayisheng，yantoubaoliangdehongdiancipobangongshineidekongqi。
“行，我再听听。”
songmingdiandiantou，suihoujixubofangyinle。
zongjiandiaozheyan，yanwuliaorao。
danjinjinyifenzhong，tameixindegedayousuosile，neigencairanleyibandeyan，jiubeitahenhenenjinjihumanyideyanhuigangli！
songmingchayanguanse，zijuededianxialezanting。
guoran，anjingdeyishunjianduifangjiukaishiledianping。
“quzima，henying，xuanlvhegeciqueshixialehendadegongfu，yifenzhongdeqianzou…ng，mianmianqiangqiangbawogerenhainengjieshou。”
songmingxinyichen，xianyanghouyidedaolisheibudong，qianmiandoushifeihua，houmiancaishizuizhongjielun。
“danshimeibaodiana！xianzaishikuaijiezoudeshichang，nizheigeqianzoujiuxianglaotaitaideguojiaobuyouchouyouzhang，youjigerentingdexiaqu？houmianyemeishenmehenzhadedifang，bierenjimiaozhongmeitingjianxiangtingdejiuxiayishoule！”
“zhangzongjian，wozheigeshigequ，bushiduanshipin…”
“benzhishangmeiyouqubie！”
tasihuyuexiangyuejuedekexi，zhijieqiaozhehongmuzhuomian：“buguoma…ze，nizheidongxidizizhenbucha，gaogedjremixbanben…shuobudingnengbaoyixia。”
DJ版？
宋铭嘴角狠狠一抽。
rang《momei》qugenzhachangdedjbengdi？zheijianzhishiranglindaiyucaizhedianyindouwu，shuoshisibuxiangdouweiwanle。
zongjianyizhidingzhesongmingdefanying，kandaotalianshangneihaobuyanshidecuoehekangju，yanlideneidianjingguangshunjianximiele。
tashiwangdizeleyisheng，zhongzhongtanlekouqi。
“nizheigetaigaojile，dongma？songtongxue，sheiyouneigexiangongfuhuasanfenzhongtansuoxuanlvbeihoudeqimeigushi？zaikuaixiaodeshichangshangnijiwotanyishu，wowenni，bunenghuanchengqiannichishenme？woyouchishenme？”
tayueshuoyuejidong，shouzhiyongliqiaozhezhuomian，tuomoxingzijihuyaofeijiandaosongminglianshang：“liuliang！baodian！shuju！zheixiecaishiwangdao！”
tazhilezhisongmingdebijiben，yuqijiandingdeshuodao。
“zheishouge，huobule，bushiwodajini，nianqingren。bierentingwanzuiduoshuoyisheng，haoge。
然后呢？就没了！
bieshuodiertian，diermiaojiuwangjile！
nikankanxianzaixingebangbaohuodemiaomiaomiaozhige。
别看就几声喵叫。
nizhidaorenjiazhuanduoshaoqianma？
nengbeirenjizhu，nengdafanweidechuanbo，nenggouzhengqian！zheicaishihaoge！”
songminglenglehaojiu，zixidepinweizheduifangdezheiduanhua。
zheishuode，haoxiangzhenshineimeyihuishi。
zongjianshuodeneishougefengpinghenlan，tuotuodekoushuige，yunlvhesongmingqianshineishouxuemiaojiaohenxiang。
tashijidubuqingyuanxiezheizhonggede。
yitadeyinlesuyang，neiwanwanquanquankanbuqizheizhonghaowuluojidekoushuige！
jianzhijiushiexinrendedongxi！
但现实很残酷。
jiupianpianzheizhongdongxiyoushichang，erqiehaidahuo！huodeyitahutu！
yibuyishuxianbushuo，bierendequeshizhuandaoqianle。
zhongnianrenliansedichendekansongmingzheigenianqingren。
“xingxingbaxiaozi，zheishijiejiuzheiniaoyang，nibushifangao，biezhiwangesiyenengchengdashi，zanmeibenshigaibiandajiangdahe，jiuxianxuehuizaihunshuililaokoufanchi，xianbaduzitianbao，zheibudiuren。”
“受，受教了…”
宋铭苦笑着点点头。
ta，songming，yimingchuanyuezhe。
zheigeshijiedewenyuquanjiuxiangbeipolepiaobaiji，qianshineixiejinguangshanshandewangzhajinquzaicidiyaowuyinxun。
songmingyouzheyinlexueyuanxueshengdeshenfen，tabenyiweishouwowushuwangzha，yichao“banyun”biankepingbuqingyun。
yushitazhaodaoyiweixuezhangbangmangyinjian。
tadangshihaixinshidandandeshuo：
xuezhang，wozheishougefachuqubiranfeihuangtengda！
xuezhangtingguozhihou，zhishixiaolexiaomeishuohua。
jieguodaotoulai，bierenzhishixiangzhengxingdetingleyifenzhong，zhijiekaiqiangjitabile。
zhongnianrenyuzhongxinzhangdepailepaisongmingdejianbang，“xingle，gaishuode，bugaishuodewodoushuole，zheishougenijiufawoyouxiang，huiqudengtongzhiba。”
“好的，麻烦了。”
他还能说什么呢？
zhishao，duifangfenxianglexianzaishichangdequshi，yebushiwanquanmeiyoushouhuoba。
zhiyudengtongzhi？zaizheigeshidaiyinggaimeiyourentingbuchulaihuawaideyisiba？
songmingqishenchaowaimianzouqu。
tazouchuneidongguangxianliangli，guazhemoumouyulejudalogodexieziloudamen。
pumianerlaidechengshixuanxiaofanerxiandehuanghu。
songmingzhanzairenliuruzhidetaijiexia，huitouwanglewangzheizuoxiangzhengzhesuoweishixianmengxiangdegaolou。
tizheshangwubijibendiannao，duanzhexingbakekafeidejingyingnannvbulvshengfeng。
chuanzhegongfubenpaodewaimaixiaogekuaibujizou。
dajiadouchaozhesongmingxiangfandefangxiangerqu。
taxinqingdichen，wangxuexiaofangxiangzouqu…
宿舍。
songmingtuikaimendeshunjian，shiyouzhangyuanzhouneibataneijipinqingnianyinjiadefani。
“ng，denghuierzailiaoebaobao~”
kandaosongmingjinlai，tashunjianqiehuanhuidaocaohanmoshi。
zhangyuanzhouyongcuguangdesangyinwendao，“zayangle，menglong，zheicinengshanganma？”
menglongguojiangshisongmingdewangming，quebeizhangyuanzhoudaizhuchenglegudingwaihao。
zheiyebushitasongmingdiyicitougaole，liantoulewujia，yijiabiyijiapingjiadi，huifujianzhijiushicongyigemozilikechulaideyiyang。
歌很好，但不要。
“shibaile，ei，tashuozheishougetaigaoji，meirenhuinaixinting。”
songmingsuishoubalouxiagangmaidebingzhenkuaileshuipaoguoqu。
“**！”
zhangyuanzhoudahouyisheng，suihoushuodao：“tadonggepi！haitaigaojile，jiutamentiantiansaiqianpengshangqudewanyi，nikankanyoujigenengtingde？wojianpanshangsayibamidoubineigecixiedehao！quantemedianyin，quantemeedmgudian，dongshenmejiaoyinlema？”
“rebangdiyineishounantingsile，wotingledoudexisantiansanyedeerduo！zhengaobudongyoushenmehaotingde！”
songmingpibeidiyinghezhe，yibianfuyanyibianhuadongzheshoujipingmu。
“shia，kepianpianjiutahuole，huodeyitahutu…”
zhangpangzidefennushichuyuzhenxin，tahenganjizheifenyouyidewendu。
danxianshishibinglengde：tadeqianbaoyijinghe《momei》deluzhiyiqitaokong。
weilai，lianpaomianziyoudoujijikewei。
songmingshuazheshipin，turan，neibiaozhixingdemiaomiaomiaomoxingxinaochuanciermo。
meicuo，tayoushuadaodao《miaomiaomiaozhige》。
meibanfa，zheishouxinaoshenquxianzaitaihuole，jianzhiwuchubuzai！
suibianyiduanshipin，wulunneirongduomekuzaofawei，zhiyaopeishangzheixuanlv，jiunenghuanlaijishishenzhishangbaiwandedianzanhebofang！
baihuahuadeshuju，jiushibaihuahuadeyinzi！
bijing，nengbeimeizicadegequ，caishihaoge。
songmingtingxiashuadongdemuzhi，sisidingzhepingmushangmougewanghongkuazhangniudongdeyaozhi，beijingzhengshineiwuxiuwuzhide“miaomiaomiao”。
jiranruci，woyexiekoushuigebei？
dabuguojiujiaru，zheiyoubushidiuliandeshiqing。
xianbadiyitongjingaodaoshou，houmianyoudeshishijianfabiaojinqu！
suizhezheigeniantouluoxia，songminghaoxiangzaiyipianheiandekongjianlizhaodaolezijidedaolu！
口水歌。
传播力度广。
songmingbuduanhuiyizheyongyouxiangguanshuxingdegequ，henkuaijiuzhaodaolemubiao。
tajiyidechuxianlewenti，daozhiqianshisuoyoutingguodegequtadounengwanwanquanquandejizhu。
zuichudesongmingyuanbenxiangdachuchayihua，dasuanxieyishouguofengjingpinlaizhenhanyixiadangdailetan！
jieguobeishehuikaodadeqinmadouburenshile。
haozaixianzaitarenqinglexianshi。
什么口水不口水？
zhiyaonengzhengqian，neijiushihaoge！
cishizhangyuanzhoutanguotoulai，zheishoumiaomiaomiaodebgmyijingwaifangleyouliangsanfenzhong，tatingdedouyouxiefanzaole，takanleyansongmingdeshoujilibuduanniuyaodexingganmeinv。
“nixihuanzheiyikuana？”
“bushi，woturanyouleyidianlinggan。”
songmingmianseningzhong，zongjiandeyifanhuayizhihuidangzaitadeerpang。
【zanmeibenshigaibiandajiangdahe，jiuxianxuehuizaihunshuililaokoufanchi，baduzitianbao，zheibudiuren…】
zhangpangziyunliwulide，“shenme？kancabianshipinjiuyoulingganle？nizheishuyuyinshangbianzhishanglexiongdi！”
“别搞。”
songmingmeilihuiduifangdediaokan，ershidakaizuoquruanjian，suihouxinjianwenjianquming。
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