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第11章
yiliangjiaochehuanhuantingzaileyiyuandemenkou，songqiaokanzhemianqiandeyiyuanyouyubujue。
“ba，zhendeyidingyaozaizheilima？”
“meibanfa，nideqingkuangwolianzhongzhouneibiandouyijinglianxiguole，neibiandemingyiyeshuonideqingkuangtamenshushouwuce，weijinzhiji，zhinengchangshikankanzhangshenyikankanyoumeiyoubanfale。”
“danshi……zhangkeyingheneigelinfanhaoxiangyeyouguanxi，erqiezhangmengqijiuzaizheijiayiyuan，wo……”songqiaoshiyiliandeganga，jianjiande，gangadeshenqingmanmanbeinuhuosuoqudi。
songkangdezhidaoerzideqingkuang，anweidao：“tianyahechuwufangcaoa，bujiuyigezhangmengqima，nizhihaoleshenmeyangdenvrendebudao，zouba。”
fuziliangxialechehou，gangzoujinyiyuanmeiduojiu，biankandaoleyigerangtamenfuziliangdoujiyishenkedenanren。
“linfan……”songqiaoyaozheyashuochulelinfandemingzi，neimoyangjiuhaoxiangyaopushangqusiyaolinfanyiban。
“zheibushisongshaoma，laiyiyuankanbing？”
duiyulinfanlaishuo，songqiaozhibuguoshishengmingzhongdeyigexiaochaqueryi，taziranyinxiangbushen，cishishenzhidouyijingwangjilesongqiaotuibeifeideshiqingle。
ranerzheihuazaisongqiaotinglaiqueshilingwaiyigeyisi。
讽刺！
zheijueduishizaifengciziji！
songkangdeweiweizhoumei，linfanzheixiaozishizaijinuerzi？
tashixiangrangerzizaizheilinaoshihaoduanlezuihoudexiwang！
xiangdaozheili，songkangdelianmanglazhulesongqiao，suihoulianshangmanshireqingdeshuodao：“xiaohuozizanmenyoujianmianlea！”
linfankanleyiyansongkangde，huiyileyixiahoubianxiangqilesongkangde，weixiaodao：“xiangqilaile，youjianmianle。”
songkangdeyanjiaobuyouyichouchu，xinxiangzheilinfanhaitingzhuangbidea！
zijihaodaishizheilingyunshidechengzhu，zheilidediyibajiaoyi，xiangqilaile？
“shiqingwodoutingwoerzishuole，doushiwuhui，zheihaizibijiaochongdong，beineiqunhunhunjiyoudaole，xiaoxiongdiyinggaibuhuijieyiba？”
shishishanglinfanhaizhenmeibasongqiaofangzaiyanli，jinguantadieniubi，dantabenrenjiushigebangchui，wanquanbuzuweilv。
“我无所谓。”
“haha，hao，nianqingrenjiushiyaoyouzheibanshuangkuai！”
shuozhe，songkangdebianpailepailinfandejianbang，suihoushenchushoudao：“woerziwohuihaohaojiaoyude，wozheigedanglaozidejiudaititayuniwoshouyanhele！”
shuowan，songkangdeyebudenglinfandiantou，zhijiewozhulelinfandeshou，erlingyizhishouzeshiwozhulelinfandeshouwan。
zaizheiyishunjian，yigeheisedexiaowujianzhijiebeisaidaolelinfandexiukouchu。
gaobielinfanhou，songqiaofuzibianzoujinlediantinei，ercishisongqiaoyezhongyurenbuzhule，zhijiewendao：“die，ninhaizhenyaohetawoshouyanhe？”
“zenmekeneng，buguozheixiaozibeijingbuxiao，bunenglidizhinengzhiqu，ganggangwoshoudeshihouwozaitadexiukouchutoutoufangleqietingzhuangzhi，junbulichulaidedongxi，wohaoburongyicainadaode，yuanbenshixiangshoushiyixiawoneigebutinghuadefushou，buguonikenenggengxuyao！”
songqiaoyanqianyiliang，jidongdao：“die，ninkeyia！”
“neishi，ganggangneiyimuwokeshiyanlianlehenjiude，zheixiaozijiranrucixiaozhang，kendingyoubushaobuheguijudeshiqing，zhiyaozhengjugoule，diejiubangnibatabandao！”
songqiaoxinzhongyizhenjidong，zhongyunenggoubaochoule，cishidetashenzhilianshangtongdouwangquele。
henyihan，zheifuziliangxiangdehenjiandan，zhikexitamenxuancuoleren。
zaidiantimenguanshangdeshunjian，linfanbiancongxiukouquxialeqietingzhuangzhi。
cengjingdetadaoshimeishaowangbierenshenshangfang，meixiangdaozhongyouyitianjuranzijiyebeifangshangle。
只不过这手法……
真粗糙！
xiangleyixiahou，linfanbianzhijiezouchuleyiyuan，zaiduimiandechaoshimaileyijuanxizhijiangqietingzhuangzhibaoqilaihoubiandacheqianwanglebuyetian。
daihuyijingbeilimeiguidaizoule，suoyicishidelingyunshizanshiyoutuhongjinxingguanli。
dangjiandaolinfanhou，buyetiandeyuangongfenfenyingleguolai，buguanshidajiedaganerzideshenfenhaishizuotianlinfandebiaoxian，zheidoushiyigetamenbixureqingzhaodaidezhu！
“秃子叔在吗？”
“zaide，tutougezaibangongshi，wodaininguoqu。”
“劳烦了。”
“bumafanbumafan，ninzheibianqing！”
henkuaide，linfanbianbeidaidaoletuhongdebangongshimenqian，ercishidetuziyezhengyinweixinzenglebushaoshiqingermangdejiaotoulane。
咚咚咚……
“sheia？meishenmeyaojinshibielaifanwo！”
“哥，林少来了！”
tuhongyileng，lianmangqishenpaoqukaimen。
jiandaolinfanhou，tuhongdebiaoxianbiqianyitianhaiyaoreqing，lianmangjiangqiyingjinlaidao：“linshaolailea，zuotianwotingdaihushuolinshaoshiyichangyingyonga！”
“tuzishuguojiangle，zaimang？”
“shiyouxiemang，huzibeimeiguijiejiaozoule，tadehuodaoshidoutuijiwole，buguomeiguanxi，meiguijieshuole，tiantaxialaidoumeiyoulinshaojiaodaideshiqingzhongyao，linshaoyoushenmefenfu？”
linfankanlekanzuoyou，quedingzhouweimeirenhouzheicaixiaoshengdao：“tuzishu，zanmenzheibuyetianshibushiyoufuwua？”
kanleyiyanlinfancishilveweiyouxiexieedebiaoqinghou，tuhongdunshimingbaileqiyisi，kaikoudao：“meiguijieshuoneidongxibudaode，suoyiwomenshibupengde，danshiwomenbufanduikanduiyandezaiwomenzheiliwan，linshaoyaoshiyouxuyao？”
“buyongbuyong，wokeduineizhongnvrenmeixingqu！”
shuozhe，linfanbiancongkoudaizhongnachuleneigebeixizhibaoguozhedeqietingzhuangzhijiaojiletuhong。
“youxierenbulaoshi，buguowoxianglaiyidebaoyuan，nagefangjianshiyonglvgaojiufangzainagefangjianba，zuihaoshinengershisixiaoshibujianduandeneizhongde！”
tuhongmangrandezhalezhayan，xiangleyixiahoukaikoudao：“meiwenti，baozhengwanchenglinshaoderenwu！”
“haha，guaibudewumazheimezanshangtuzishu，neijiujiaojishunile。”
“hao，xuyaowoanpaichesongninma？”
“buyong，wozijizoujiuhao，lingwai，wodoulimeiqianle，jiwozhunbeiyidian。”
“林少要多少？”
linfanxiangleyixiahoukaikoudao：“wubaiba。”
“请稍等。”
shifenzhonghou，tuhongbiannalaileyizhangyinxingkadijilelinfan。
“linshao，wubaiwanyijingbangninzhunbeihaole。”
linfanyileng，woyaodeshiwubaikuaihaobuhao，hezhezaizheibianwubaibushiwubaiyuanshiwubaiwanma？
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