《woyouqigejiejieruhuasiyu》shiyouzuozheyexingkongchuangzuodedoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo,neirongxinying,wenbichengshu,zhideyikan。《woyouqigejiejieruhuasiyu》jingcaizhangjiejiexuan:“tieqiu,nixianghaole?zhunbeihuixinghuacun?”yigehefatongyandelaoren,zhanzaichuanshuozhongyaoshengudedamenqian,wenyigeershiduosuideqingnian。...
“tieqiuzhangdale,xianzaishinanzihanle!”lijingyanzuitouxiao。
“neikending!buxin,natianxuyaokanggedamikanggezhuniushade,shishikan。”
“那扛个媳妇呢?”
“sanjie,nikaiwanxiaoni,wodoubeizhaojiaganchumenle,haikangshenmexifuni?”yangtieqiuxinsuansuandishuo,shuowan,ganjuelianshangweiweidifaqihonglai。
lijingtingyangtieqiuzheiyangyishuo,buzhiweishenme,turanweiweidilengleyixia。
yangtieqiujiandaolijingdeyiyang,gangxiangfawen,lijingqueturanxiaoleqilai。
“tieqiu,shuozhende,nizhangdeyeyuelaiyueshuaiqile!zancunlineixienvwawa,yikandaonihuilai,baozhundoumisile!niya,yaoshicongtamenzhongsuibiantiaogexifu,woguji,tamenbaozhunquandouwangnijializuan。”
“sanjie,nihaishixihuanneimekaiwanxiao!”yangtieqiuxinlipiaoqileyisiyiyun,taganjuedechu,zaitidaozhaojiadeshihou,lijingsihuyouhuayaotongtashuo,danzuizhonghaishimeiyoushuochulai。
“rizibenlaijiukubabade,zheiyaoshibukaidianwanxiao,haibubarenjimensile?”
lijingshuozhe,huiguotoulai,yiyanpiaojianyangtieqiulianshangliudehanzhuzi,bianshunshoucongtuolajishangnachuyikuaimaojin,saidaoyangtieqiudeshouli。
“tieqiu,nicaca,dajiezaikaiche,bunengfenxin,yaoshibatuolajikaifanle,sunqiaohaibudebawomasi?tahaoburongyibanipanhuilai,jieguozaiwozheiliguale,neikebuzhide。”
yangtieqiujieguomaojin,fangzaibizishangwenlewen,budongshengsediwen:“sanjie,zheimaojinnigangcaicaguoba?”
“zenme?nijieyileshibu?quwaimianhunlejinian,jiukaishixianqisanjiele?”
“bushi!”jianlijingshuoderenzhen,yangtieqiuledekaixindaxiao,“sanjie,woshixiangshuo,zheishisanjiedemaojin,gangcaisanjiecalenaxiedifang,woyongbizidounengwenchulai,xianzairangwocahan,neiqiburangwozhanlesanjiedebianyi?”
“zhanbianyiyouzale?gangcai,woqueshinatacaguoxiongkou。”lijingdazhedanziduiyangtieqiushuo。
yangtieqiubeilijingzheijuhuashuodexinpengpengtiaodongqilai,renbuzhuhaoqidixianglijingdexiongkouwangqu。
jianlijingzaidengzheziji,yangtieqiuyoulianmangzuozhengleshenzi,jiezhe,buhaoyisidinaqimaojin,zaizijidelianshangqingqingdicaleqilai。
“duile,tieqiu,tingsunqiaoshuo,nibushizaixueyima?xianzaiyoubenshilezabuzaichengligongzuoni?paohuizheishangougouganshenme?nandaoxiangwomenyiyang,zhongtianwayeguo?”lijingdehua,yexiangsunqiaoyiyang,yidianyebuzantongyangtieqiuhuicun。
“sanjie,woxuedeshiyishumeicuo,haishigenzaishifushenbiandeshihou,wojiutingshuoguo,zancunlidelaocunyiwangmazixianzaibuxingle,kanbingzongshidiansandaosi,lianpeigeyaodoupeicuo,yinci,wojiuxunsizhe,wodehuidaoxinghuacunlai,baodadahuoduiwodeenqing。”
“bucuo!tieqiuhaijidewomenduinidehao!”lijingqiaoqiaodiduiyangtieqiushulegemuzhi,“qishi,zaojitianwohesunqiaozaixianliaodeshihouzhenghaotidaoni,shuonishizanmencundiyigezouchudashanderen,xianzaichibangyingle,huibuhuifeizou?tingnigangcaishuode,sanjiefangxinle,kanlaijiejiemendoumeikanzouyan!”
“sanjie,qiaonishuode,woyangtieqiushineizhongrenma?zicongwofumuguoshizhihou,wojiushiqigejiejieyiqiladade,buguanzenmeyang,wodoubukenengwangleqigejiejiea!”
dunledun,yangtieqiuyoushuo:“sanjie,wogumozheguoxieriziyaoquzhenshangmaicaoyao,daoshihoukeyizuonidetuolajibu?”
tingyangtieqiuyibenzhengjingdeyangzi,lijingxiaodehuazhiluanzhan,renbuzhupailepaiyangtieqiudejian,shuo:“tieqiua,niquzhenshangmaicaoyao,zahaiyaosanjiedetuolaji?nibuparenjiaxiaohua,sanjiehaipani!nihaibuzhidaoba,xianzaicunlitongbanchele,meitianzaowangeyitang,quzhenshang,fangbianli!”
“shima?meixiangdaozheimekuaijiutongchele,neiwohuicundeyuanwang,yougengyouxinxinle!”
shuozhe,tuolajihenkuaikaijinlexinghuacun。
xinghuacundecunmin,chuleliujieqianmandejia,zhuyaodejingjilaiyuan,jiushidaliehezhaiyeguo,zheixieniannanrenmendouchuqudagongle,daliedeshijiumanmandanxialaile,zhiyuyeguo,neikemanshanbianyedoushi。
suhuashuo,zaishanchishan,zaishuichishui。
xiaoshihou,yangtieqiugenzheyixiecunminshangshandaguolie,xiahemoguoyu,oueryehuigenzhejiweijiejiequzhaiyeguo。
yinci,zheicihuilai,yangtieqiuhaiyouyigexinsi,jiushiheqianmanyiqi,xiangfangshefarangjiejiemendoufuqilai。
yaoxiangfuqilai,diyijianshiqingjiushi,haohaoliyongwolongshanzheigetianrandeziyuan。
yangtieqiuzaiyaoshengudailewunian,xiangyaorangxinghuacunzhifu,ziranyoutadebanfa。
daolesunqiaodejiamenkou,yangtieqiujiaozhulelijing,yaoliutayiqichiwanfan。
lijingyouxieyouyu,duiyangtieqiushuo:“tieqiu,zheiduobuhaoyisia?”
“sanjie,nizatongwokeqile?haijidexiaoshihoubu?zaiheli,wohaimoleni,zheiyangdeshiqingzanmendouzuole,haipatongwochidunfan?”
yangtieqiuzheiyangyishuo,lijingxiangqilaile,neiciyangtieqiushiersui,buxiaoxindiaojinleheli,lijingkandaole,dangjijiutiaojinhelibatalaoleshanglai,lijingqingchudijide,dangshiyangtieqiuyishuangshou,queshizaizijishenshangluanmoguo,kenengshidangshihehuaile,doubuzhidaoshouwangnalifangle。
yishuoqizheixiewenxindewangshi,lianggerendoubuyouzizhuqingqingdixiaochushenglai。
chiwanfandeshihou,lijingdangzhesunqiaodemian,yigejingshuozheyangtieqiuyiqiandeqiushi,yangtieqiushenweinanren,ziranjile,yushibianxianglijingfanji,tongyangdeshuoqilelijingdeqiushi。
birushuo,lijingxuezhenanrenzhanzhelaniao,jieguobuxiaoxinnongdetuishangdaochudoushi,xiaoshihoutongyangtieqiuwanzhaoxinniangdeyouxi,lijinghaitoutoudiqinguoyangtieqiudezui。
liangrendouzaixianghudijiduiduifang,ersunqiao,queshizhonghanzhexiaoyizuozaiyipang。
zhidaoyeshenrenjing,lijingzoule,sunqiaoyehuifangjianxiuxiqule。
yangtieqiuhuidaozijidejiali,duizhetianbiandeyueliang,kaishipantuierzuo。
zuilimonianzheyangjiazuchuandedumenxinfa,yishijian,tiandibuzai,wanwuguiji。
shijianfangfotingzhile,yangtieqiuyijingganjuebudao,daodiguoquleduozhangshijian?fanfudemonianyijingzhanjuletadequanbusiwei。
diertianzaoshang,yiguqiliucongdantianneihuanhuanfachu,nuannuande,bingbuqianglie,danshirangyangtieqiuganjuetebieshufu,jiusuanyiyemeishui,yeganjueshenqingqishuang。
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