《wo,yishenmingzhiquyouxirensheng》xiaoshuoyouzuozhepenhuoxiaoheisuoxie,qingjiebolanqifu,xijiemiaoxiedeweimiaoweixiao,xiaoshuodezhurengongshichenxiuwangzhongshan,jiangshule:shuowan,chenxiubianguaduanledianhua,zhijiejiangshoujiguanji。caizhehulandekongxizuoleshangqu,beikaolujiang,mianduizheliangbianshushizhiheisedebinglengqiangguan。……
pada,pada,pada……
lumianshangdejishuitanbeicaidesijian,zhongniannanrendekujiaoshitatadichuiluozhe,ketaqueduicisihaobuzaiyi。
tashenqingjiebeidikanleyanshenhou,youjimangzhuanguoletou:“zhen……zhendeyouren,nengpaodiaoma?”
“yourenbushihenzhengchangdema,wangwoshuodedifangzou,buyaohuang。”lichenqiumuguangshenchen,rangrenkanbuchuyisihuangluan。
“hao!zheiciniyaonengrangwohuoxiaqu,niyihoushuoshawojiugansha!”
shuowan,zhongniannanrenjiaoxiadedongzuoyoukuaileyixie,zheizhongbeirenzhuideziweizheshihenrangrennanshou。
fusuzhedesuduyuanchaoputongren,liangrenhenkuaibianlaidaoqiaotou,zhongniannanrenbugandange,zhijietuozhelichenqiuwangqiaoshangpaoqu。
buguohenkuaizhongniannanrenjiaoxiadebufabiantinglexialai,bushiyinweiyourenlanzhuletadelu,ershixianzaizheizuodaqiaotaiguiyile!
yikaishiqiaoshanghaiyouxingrenhefeichierguodecheliang,kexianzaishenmedoumeile,xingrentongdaoshangzhiyouyudipapazaluodeshengyin,liqingchedaoshangyiliangchedoumeiyou。
zhongniannanrensongkailichenqiu,shuangshouzhuazhetadejianbangjiqiediwendao:“nibushishuoyourenjieyingwomenma,renni,haiyouzheikongwuyirendedaqiaoshizenmehuishi?!”
lichenqiutaishoubokainanrendeshou,rouleroufasuandejianbanglaidaohulanqian:“daqiaoliangbiandoubeifengsuole,xianghuomingjiutiaojiangba,buguotenengsiderenkenengzaijiangbianyoubushu,niyaoxiaoxinyixie。”
“tiaojiang?”nanrendengdayanjing,buganzhixinzoudaolichenqiubeihou:“wo……buhuiyouyonga!”
“jieyingderenjiushilujiang,niyaobuhuiyouyongneiwojiumeibanfale。”lichenqiuzhaixiadoumao。
“nipianwo,nishuoyourenjieyingde!!!”nanrenboziqingjinbaoqi,zhijieyonggebosuozhulichenqiudebozi,lingyishouzaicijiangqilazaizijishenqian。
lichenqiumeiyoufankang,zuijiaoweiweigouqi:“nizheirenzenmehaienjiangchoubaoa?”
“nini……tamabizui,guaiguaipeihewo,buranniyebiexianghuoxialai!!!”
nanrenhouleyisheng,huangzhangdituozhelichenqiuchaoyuanlupaolehuiqu。
dangliangrenzaicilaidaoqiaotoudeshihou,cishiqiaokouyijingbeitenengsidejipuchedangleqilai,chuanzhezuozhanfudetenengduiyuanduozaijipuchehou,binglengqiangguanjiazaiyinqinggaishang,duizhunliangrendesuozaidefangxiang。
daqiaozhouweidejuminloushang,xuduochiguaqunzhongjiangtoutanchuchuanghu,yongshoujikacakacadipaizhezhaopian,luzheshipin,bianxiangdijianduzhetenengsideyijuyidong。
zhongniannanrennalijianguozheifuchangmian,tasuozailichenqiushenhou,zhuangzhedanzidashenghandao:“doushankai,doujiwogunkai,buranwojiushalezheigexiaozi!!!”
yipiananjing,zhiyouyushengbuyanqifandihuiyingzhe。
咔!
zheishi,yiliangjipuchedejiashiweichemendakai,yigemianrongbaixideqingnianwanzheyaozoulechulai。
qingnianyitouliluodeduanfa,lianpangxiantiaofenming,yishuangmingliangdeyanjingsanfazheyizhongshuobuzhudezixinyugaoao。
zheigerenlichenqiuhenshuxi,disixingdongxiaozudefuzuzhang——gongqi。
yutajiyizhongdeyiyang,cirenyijiudaizheyishuangheiseshoutao,lianshangguazheyifujianjiandebiaoqing,rangrenxinyangnannai。
“nishiguanshideshiba,jiwozhunbeiyiliangjiamanyoudeche,rangchurujingguankoudeshibingbuyaolanwo,dengwochulechengdaolemiwuqu,wojiufangren,tingdaomeiyou!!!”nanrenchezhesangzihandao。
zheigeshijiebingbushiquanbudiyudoushoulianbangguanxia,renleizhonghuichuxianfusuzhe,dongwuyebuliwai。
chengshiyiwaidequyu,jiushizheileifusuzhedetianxia,lianbangjiangzheixiequyuchengweimiwuqu,xuduozaichengshizhongzoutouwuludefusuzhedouhuijinrumiwuqu,qiudeshengcun。
mianduinanrendeyaoqiu,gongqiminzuiyixiao,wunaiditankaishou:“wowufamanzunideyaoqiu,nishejiduoqimingan,anzhaolianbanganquanfa,tezhenjubixujiangpohuaishehuiandingdefusuzhesuqing。
suoyiwomenbukenengfangnilikaide,niruoshixianzaifanglerenzhi,wokeyianpainidejiarentanshini,jiannizuihouyimian,zheishiwozuidadekuanrongle。”
“ni!”nanrenshuangtuidazhan,neituqideyanjingfangfoxiayimiaojiuyaodiaochulaiside:“woshouliyourenzhi,nibuanwoyaoqiulewojiushaleta!”
lichenqiupingjingdikaikoudao:“lianbanganquanfaguiding,fusuzhexiechirenzhitichuqinhaiqitafaguideyaoqiushi,tenengsiyouquanqiangzhichushousuqing,nixiechiwodeshihoudoubushangwangchayixiama?”
zhongniannanrenwenyanyileng:“bukeneng,dianshijushangbushizheimeyande!”
“tashuodemeicuo。”gongqidianlediantou:“shifenzhongdekaolvshijian,shifenzhongzhihou,ruonihaibushifangrenzhi,tenengsijiangcaiquqiangzhicuoshi。”
cihuayichu,zhongniannanrenxiangshaleyiyangdaidaidizhanzaiyuandi,zaidayuzhongchenmozhe。
bujiuzhihou,dierzuozhanxiaoduidetenengduiyuancongqiaoxidefangxiangweileguolai,zuzhangwangzhongshanyezaiqizhong。
nanrenzaikandaozheiyimu,xinlidefangxianchedibengta,taxiesidilidihandao:
“weishenme,wojiushixianghuomingwoyoushenmecuo,wochidedoushigaisizhirenweishenmeyaoshawo,neigoulaobantouwonvren,wochiletawocuolema,wocuolema?”
“jiangzishendewunengguijiuyutaren,nimeicuoma?”gongqiqingmiaodanxiedishuodao。
zheijuhuajiuxiangyasiluotuodezuihouyigendaocao,zhongniannanrendeyanzhongmanshijuewang,danzheimejuewanghenkuaibianbeifennusuotidai,tadengzhelichenqiudehounaoshao:
“doushinihaide,yaobushini,wokendingnenghuoxiaqu,woyaosile,niyebiexianghuozhe!”
shuozhe,nanrensuozhelichenqiubozishoubeisonglekaile,neishuangshouzhangzaizhouranzhijianbianchengjinwozhuangtai,sikaiyumuchaolichenqiumeixinchuzaqu。
kandaozheiyimudetenengduiyuanfenfenjiangshouzhitiejinbanji,dengdaizhelichenqiusiwang。
yankanneizhiquantoujiuzazailichenqiumeixinshangdeshihou,qianjunyifazhiji,jidiyushuiconglichenqiudefasijianhualuo,xuantingzailetademeixinqian。
咔嚓!
qingcuidegulieshengzaiyuyeligewaicier,nanrendequantoufangfozazaileyiduqiangshang,shouwanguanjiechuchengyibaibashiduchaoxiawanzhe。
“啊啊啊!”
qicandihanjiaoshengxiangcheyuye,nanrenwuzheshouwanshenqingzhengningdidaozailedishang。
suiranfusuzhekeyiwuxianzaisheng,danzheibingbudaibiaoshangkoubuhuichanshengtengtong。
zheiyikesuoyourendoumianmianxiangqu,gongqiyuwangzhongshanyebuliwai。
sheibafusuzhejigandaole?
buguojingyanfengfudewangzhongshanhenkuaijiuxiangmingbaile,ruguomubiaoyaoshadiaorenzhi,zhijieniuduanbozibujiuhaole,weishenmeyaowoquanzaxiangmeixin,zhiyouyizhongkeneng!
“suqing!zheiliangrendoushifusuzhe!”
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