zuozhe“maorongrongdexiaofaka”daizheshumingwei《woyouwugejueseshiniang》dexiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixianzhong，zhurengongqiyuanwentingshuangshenbianfashengdegushirangrenyibukaimuguang，huanhuanxiangkoudegushiqingjiejueduiburongcuoguo，gaishuwei： liuxiangfeidanu，lianseshuadeyixiajiuchenlexiaqu，danshimeiganfanlian。huanzuopangrenganzheimeduita，tabiranfanlian……
第2章
shaonvyagenjiubuxinqiyuan。
ganggangtajiuyijingzhuyidaoleqiyuanle。
jianqiyuannazheyifengxin，yihuierkuyihuixiao，haiyiweitashigeshenjingbing，xianzaikanqilai，tabuzhishishenjingbing，haishiyigemanzuipaohuochededapianzi。
“nishishutianxindetudi，niyaoshishutianxindetudi，neiwojiushiyuhuangdadiwangmuniangniang，suanleyeye，worangrenjizanmendiaohuanyigezuowei，meixiangdaozheitoudengcangyeyoushenjingbing！”
laoyeziyaotouyixiao，dianlediantou。
xianranlaoyeziyebuxinqiyuan。
tianxiajiannayouzheimeqiaodeshi？
tamenzheibiankukuxunzhaoshutianxin，jieguoduimianturanjiumaochulaiyigeshaonianzichengshishutianxindetudi，zhongcaipiaodoumeizheimeqiaode！
zusunliangqishenjiuyaohuanzuowei。
齐远无语。
tashuodejujudoushishihua，zheiyesunliangshenmebiaoqing，zijishishutianxindetudiyoushenmemaobingma？
haiyouzheishaonvshuohuataisunle！
qiyuanwanghouyikao，qiaoqierlangtui，wangzhelaoyezidebeiyingdandandidao：“ruguowomeikancuodehua，laoyeziniyintangfahei，yiliandesiqi，yinggaiyijingbingrugaohuang？nijizhezhaoshutianxin，yinggaishiweileqiuyiba！”
“buguoshuwozhiyan，nishiriwuduo，sanrizhinei，ruguohaibunengdedaoyouxiaodezhiliao，daoshihoubieshuoshutianxin，jiusuanshihuatuozaishi，yejiubuleni！”
shaonvwentingciyan，dunshiborandanu。
“**niganzuzhouwoyeye？”
“zaizheihushuobadao，wokannishizhaosi，lairena，jiwojiaoxunyixiazheigekouwuzhelande**！”
lianggebaobiaowenyanjiuyaochushoujiaoxunqiyuan。
“都给我住手！”
laoyezijimanglanzhulianggebaobiao。
“feijishang，hunaoshenme？”
“yeye......zheige**zuzhouni！”
少女一脸怒容。
laoyezihuishoudaduanshaonv，mushiyibandikanxiangqiyuan：“xiaoxiongdi，maomeidiwenyiju，nishizenmekanchulaiwoshenhuaneji，bingrugaohuangde？”
“zheihaibujiandan，wangwenwenqie，dangranshikanchulaide。”
qiyuannashouyizhishaonv，lengxiaodao：“wobuzhikanchunishenhuaneji，erqiewohaikanchunisunnvhuanyouyanzhongdeyuejingbudiao，fouzepiqiyebuhuizheimebaozao......”
“你放屁！”
shaonvdunshidengdayanjing，xiaolianxiuhong。
“你才月经不调！”
qiyuanlengxiao：“woyoushuocuoma，nimeiyuedeshiwuhaoyueshilailinbihuifutongrujiao，erqienitizhixuhan，zuijishenglengzhiwu，meiyicichishenglengdeshiwu，douhuifanbing。”
少女哑然。
全被齐远说中了。
taqueshihuanyouyuejingbudiaodezhengzhuang，meidaolijialailindeneijitian，queshiduzitengdetashengburusi，erqiejingchangshoujiaofahan，weicitadongtiandeshihoudouhenshaochumen，zhibuguozheizhongnvhaizijiajiadesimiyinji，zheigeshenjingbingshizenmekanchulaide？
kanjiansunnvdebiaoqing，laoyezijiuzhidaoqiyuanshuoduile。
顿时对他肃然起敬。
“xiaoxiongdi，kanlaizhiqianqueshishilaofukanzouyanle，youyanbushitaishan，haiwangmoguai！”
“说正事吧。”
齐远摆手。
laoyezidao：“nishuodemeicuo，woqueshishishenhuanzhongbingeji，zheicifeijinzhouzhe，qianlitiaotiaoqianwangfenghuangshangujingguan，jiushitingshuodangshixinglinshutianxinshushenyiyinjuyuci，xiangguoquqiutalaorenjiazhibing，kexideshi，meidengwomendaoledifang，caizhidaoneiliyijingshirenquloukongle！”
“neinimenzhidaotaqunalema？”
齐远连忙追问。
“不知。”
老爷子苦笑了一下。
齐远顿感失望。
haiyiweinengconglaotouzuilidedaoshenmeyouyongdexiansuo，xianzaikanlai，youbaijidongle。
“那算了吧！”
qiyuanyixinglanshandiwangzuoyishangyikao，bishangleyanjing。
wenlaoyezijianzhuang，xinsiyidong，xiaoxinyiyidiwendao：“xiaoxiongdi，maomeidiwenyiju，nizhendeshixinglinguoshoushutianxindetudi？”
“如假包换！”
wenlaoyezishunjianjidongqilai。
haizhenshiyingleneijuhua，wuqiaobuchengshu！
看来是天不亡他！
wenlaoyezijidongdidao：“xiaoxiongdi，jirannishishushenyidetudi，neidingshideleshushenyidezhenchuan，ninkan，nengbunengqingnichushou，bangwozhiyizhishenshangdeeji。”
“wobuxingde，woshishenjingbing，nijianguoneigeshenjingbingjirenkanbingde？”
qiyuanzhengkaiyanjing，pielepiezuijiao。
wenlaoyezixinlingshenhui，laleyibapangbiandewentingshuang：“shuanger，haibukuaijixiaoxiongdidaoqian？”
wentingshuangyiliandebufuqi。
wenlaoyezilaolianyichen，hechidao：“nixiangkanzheyeyesima？”
zheihuazhijiechuozhonglewentingshuangdesixue，renzheyipaoxinsuanlei，wentingshuangyaozheyachi，xinbuganqingbuyuandedao：
“对，对不起！”
“舒服了！”
齐远咧嘴一笑。
kanzheqiyuanxiaorendezhidezuilian，wentingshuanghenbudeyikoulaoxuezhijiepentalianshang。
“xiaoxiongdi，neixianzai，ninengjiwozhibingleba？”
温老爷子道。
“haibuxing。”qiyuanyaotou：“nidebingwoqueshinengzhi，danshiwowushiniangshuole，zheigeshijiemeiyoumianfeidewucan，xiangyaowozhibing，bixufuqian。”
tingjianzheihua，wenlaoyezixiaole。
tamenwenjiashenmedouque，weidubuqueqian。
“xiaoxiongdi，zhiyaoninengzhihaowodebing，nixiangyaoduoshaoqian，womenwenjiadoujideqi。”
yitingjiqian，qiyuandeyanjingliangle。
zheicixiashan，wugeshiniangchulejitaliuxiayidaduilingpai，haiyouyizhangbuhuiyongdeheilongkayiwai，jiuzhijitaliulejiwanmianqian，mailezhangqianwangleizhoudefeijipiaozhihou，xianzaijiushengxiasanshiwukuailingqimaole。
daoleleizhouzhihou，yaoshizhaobudaodashiniangkouzhongdeneigedongwancheng，tagujijiuyaohexibeifengle！
“你们能给多少？”
“一百万，如何？”
齐远嘴角微抽。
woca，yibaiwan，zheilaotouzheimeyouqiandema？
“xiaoxiongdiyaoshijuedebugou，wokeyijixuzhuijia，zhidaonimanyiweizhi！”
温老爷子笑道。
“buyongle，buyongle！”
qiyuanlianlianbaishou，tabenshenyebushitandewuyanderen。
yibaiwan，fangzaigujingguanshanjiaoxiadecunzili，neidoushitianwenshuzile！
“jirannidayingle，shenmeshihoujiwoyeyezhibing？”
温婷双没好气地道。
“现在。”
qiyuanshuozhe，congzijisuishendebaofuliquchuyigeniupijiazi，laidaowenlaoyezishenbiandakai，dakaizhihou，shunjianjinguangshanyao。
金针！
wenlaoyezilianseyibian，xinlibuyoudeyouandinglejifen。
zaigudai，jinzhenduxueneikeshihengaomingdeshouduan，zhiyouyishufeichanggaochaodeyishengcaiganshiyongjinzhenjirenkanbing！
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