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精彩章节

wolaoposhigexiaoyoumingqide“chunyufeng”nvzhubo，meiwandouzaijingtouqianhefensiwanaimeicabianqiu。

tazongshuozheishiweilewomendeweilaidapin，woxiangxinle。zhidaoyitian，

tazuidadebangyi“shenhao”yuetaxianxiajianmian，didianshiyijiaqinglvjiudian，wotoutougenleguoqu。wonuhuogongxin，

yijiaochuaikaimen，zhunbeishousizhananjiannv。kefangjianlideyimu，querangwodanaodangji。neigehuijinrutudeshenhao，

zhengguizaiwolaopojiaobiankuzheqiurao，erwoneiningpinggaidoufeijingdelaopo，zhenglengzhelian，

yongwodelingdaichouta：“wojinideqian，shirangnidashangbiedenvzhubode？”1.wolaopocenyang，

zhibojiandemingzijiao「yangyang」。meiwanjiudian，tahuizhunshichuxianzaijingtouqian，chuanzhekuandadenanyoufengbaichenshan，

luchuyijiejingzhidesuogu，zhangfaweishi，yanshenmili。tacongbutiaowu，yehenshaochangge，

zhishiyongneizhongyouruanyounuodeshengyin，hedanmuliaotian。「jintianhaoleiya，gegemenkeyihonghongyangyangma？」

「zheigeliwuhaopiaoliang，shixxgegesongdema？xiexiegege，yangyangjinibigexin。」

danmuliyipiankuangrede「laopo」，liwutexiaojihumeitingguo。erdashangbangdiyideneigeidjiao「duwo」

denanren，gengshihaozhiqianjin，jihuchengbaoletameiwanyibandeliushui。cenyangzongshizaixiabohou，baozhewodegebo，

balianmaizaiwoxiongkou，qingshengshuo：「wenshi，zaijianchiyixia，dengwomenzangouleshoufu，wojiububole，

womenmaigedaiyuanzidedafangzi，yangyizhimao。」taneimemeihao，neimenuli，woyoushenmeliyoubuxinta？

woshiyijiagongsideputongshujufenxishi，shouruwending，quejibuletaxiangyaodeshenghuo。woxintengtadefuchu，

yemoxulezheizhongzaiwokanlaiyouxiechugedezhibofangshi。zhidaojintianxiawu，wotiqianxiabanhuijia，

xiangjitayigejingxi。luguoshufangshi，wotingjiantayadileshengyinzaidadianhua，yuqishiwocongweitingguodebingleng。

「dizhifawo。」「bieshuahuayang，nizhidaohouguo。」guaduandianhuahou，tazoulechulai，kandaowoshi，

lianshangshunjianyouguashangleneifuwenroutianmeidexiaorong。「laogong，nihuilaila！wowanshangyougezhubodexianxiajuhui，

kenengyaowandianhuilaie。」wodexin，gedengyixia。wopiejiantasuishoufangzaizhuoshangdeshouji，pingmuhailiangzhe，

yitiaoweixinxiaoxiheranzaimu。faxinrenshi「duwo」。neirongshiyigedingwei：weiyenaqinglvzhutijiudian。

wodexueye，shunjianchongshangletouding。suoweidexianxiajuhui，jiushihebangyishenhaoquqinglvjiudian？

takoukoushengshengshuodeweilewomendeweilai，jiushizheiyangdapinde？womeiyouchuochuanta，zhishixiaozheshuo：「hao，

neinizaodianhuilai，zhuyianquan。」tachumenhou，wokanzhejingzilineigeyanshenhuiandeziji，

zhijuedezheiwunianhunyin，xiangyigetiandadexiaohua。2.wodachegenzaicenyangdechehoumian，

yanzhengzhengkanzhetazoujinleneijiazhuangxiuaimeidejiudian。qiantaiaimeidedengguangdazaitalianshang，tashuliandibaochufanghao，

nalefangka，jingzhizouxiangdianti。neiyike，wohunshendexueyedouliangle。wochongdaoqiantai，

yongjihuyaochirendeyanshendingzheqiantaixiaomei：「gangcaineigenvren，qulenagefangjian？」

huoxushiwodeyangzitaiguoheren，taduoduosuosuodibaochulefanghao：1314。duofengcideshuzi。wochongshanglou，

xinzangzaixiongqianglifengkuangditiaodong，fennuhequrujihuyaojiangwotunmei。woshenzhinengxiangxiangchufangjianlidehuamian，

neigezaijingtouqianduiwolaopodaxianyinqindenanren，cikehuiyongzenyangchouloudezuilian，

hewoneirouruodeqizi……wobuganzaixiangxiaqu。zhanzai1314fangjianmenkou，

wonengtingdaolimianchuanlaiyixiemohudeshengyin，younanrendekuhan，haiyou……bianzichoudadeshengyin？

nuhuozhanshenglelizhi。wotuihouliangbu，yongjinquanshenliqi，yijiaochuaikaileneishanmen。「peng」deyishengjuxiang，

menbanzhuangzaiqiangshang。yuxiangzhongyishanbuzhengdehuamianmeiyouchuxian。fangjianli，yigechuanzhechaopai，

kanqilaibuguoershichutoudenianqingnanren，zhenglangbeidiguizaidishang。

erwoneipingriliningpinggaidoufeijingdelaopocenyang，zhengyilianhanshuangdizhanzhe，shouli……dengdeng，

neibushiwozaoshanggangxichumendeaimashilingdaima？tayangqishou，lingdaizaikongzhonghuachuyidaolinglidehuxian，

henhenchouzaineigenanrenbeishang。「pa！」qingcuidexiangsheng，bansuizhenanrenshazhubandehaojiao。「jie！wocuole！

wozhendecuole！」nanrenbaozhetou，tongkuliuti：「wozaiyebugannanideqianqudashangbiedenvzhubole！

wobaqiandouhaijini，jie，nibiedale！」jie？natadeqian？wolengzaimenkou，danaoyipiankongbai。

yanqiandezheiyimu，bizhuojianzaichuanghaiyaorangwozhenhan。neigesuoweidebangyi「shenhao」，jingranjiaowolaopo「jie」？

erwoneirouruobunengzilideqizi，zhenglengzhelian，yongwodelingdai，choudetaaoaojiao。tingdaomenkoudejuxiang，

liangrentongshihuiguotou。cenyanglianshangdebinglengshunjianninggu，suijizhuanweijudadejinghuang，tashoulidelingdai「pada」

yishengdiaozaidishang。「wenshi……ni……nizenmehuizaizheili？」guizaidishangdenianqingnanrenyeshale，kanzhewo，

youkankancenyang，hedeyijuhuayeshuobuchulai。wodemuguangcongtashenshang，huanhuanyidaocenyanglianshang。

tachuanzhejiandandebaitxuheniuziku，quetouzheyiguwocongweijianguode、shengrenwujindeqichang。

neibushiwode「yangyang」。wode「yangyang」rouruo、aisajiao，huiyinweidianyinglideqingjiekuhongyanjing。

yanqiandezheigenvren，mosheng，qiangda，qiebingleng。「cenyang。」wokaikou，shengyinshayadebuxiangzijide，

「zheishishei？zheiyoushizenmehuishi？」wozhizhedishangguizhedenanren，youzhizhesanluozaidishangdelingdai。

「weilewomendeweilai？zheijiushinishuodedapin？」wodezhiwenxiangyibadao，chazaitaxinkou。talianseshabai，

zuichunxidonglejixia，queyigezidoushuobuchulai。tameiyoujieshi，zhishishangqianyibu，

xianglailawodeshou：「wenshi，womenhuijiashuo，haobuhao？zheilibufangbian。」huijiashuo？

bawodangshaziyiyangpiandaoqinglvjiudian，xianzaiyouxiangbawohonghuijia？womengdishuaikaitadeshou，

judadeshiwanghebeiqipiandefennurangwoshiqulelizhi。「bufangbian？

henide『didi』zaizheiliyongwodelingdaiwanyouxi，jiufangbianle？」wodehuayingangluo，

cenyangdelianchedishiqulexuese。guizaidishangdenanrenyejile，liangundaipadiguolai：「jiefu！niwuhuile！

bushinixiangdeneiyang！wo……」「nibizui！」cenyanglishengheduanta，neiguhairendeqishi，

lianwodouzhenshezhule。tashenxiyikouqi，zhongxinkanxiangwo，yanlidehuangluantunqu，

zhishengxiayizhongrangwoxinhandelengjing。「wenshi，zheijianshihenfuza，nixianhuiqu，wochuliwanjiugennijieshi。」

tayouyici，bawodangchenglejuwairen。wokanzheta，huranxiaole。woxiaozijizheiwuniandetianzhenheyuchun。

「jieshi？haoa。」wodiandiantou，zhuanshenjiuzou，「wodengzheni，jiwobianyigequanxindegushi。」

womeiyouzaihuitou，shenhoushicenyangjiqiedehuhanheneigenanrenhunluandebianjie。zheiyiqie，

douxiangyijixiangliangdeerguang，chouzaiwodelianshang。3.wohuilejia，danbushiwohecenyangdejia。

woqulewohunqianmaideneitaoxiaogongyu，zheiliyizhikongzhe，quechenglewocikeweiyidebinansuo。

wobazijishuaizaishafashang，naozililuanchengyituanjianghu。jiudianlineiyimu，fanfuzaiwoyanqianbofang。

cenyangbinglengdelian，huiwudelingdai，heneigenanrenzuilide「jie」。zheiyiqiedouchaochulewoderenzhi。

worenshidecenyang，shigeguer，zaifuliyuanzhangda，daxuekaozhezhuxuedaikuanhe**caiduwan。tacuiruoyoumingan，

jiduquefaanquangan。womengangzaiyiqishi，tahuiyinweiwowanhuiyigexiaoshixinxierkuqi，

huiyinweidaleierzhengwanshuibuzhe。shiwo，yidiandianbatacongneigefengbideshijielilachulai，jiletayigejia。

kexianzai，wofaxianwosuoyiweide，quandoushijiade。tabushirouruodexiaobaitu，ershiyitoupizheyangpidelang。

bu，tashenzhibushilang，tashishouwobianzidenvwang。erwo，jiushineigebeitawannongyuguzhangzhizhongde，

zuikexiaodeshagua。fennu、beipan、quru……zhongzhongqingxujiaozhizaiyiqi，wonaqizhuoshangdejiuping，

henhenguanleyikou。bingliangdeyetihuaguohoulong，quejiaobumiewoxinlidehuo。shoujixiangle，shicenyang。woguaduan。

tayoudaguolai。wozaiciguaduan。weixinxiaoxidanlechulai。「wenshi，nizaina？womentantan。」

「nitingwojieshi，shiqingbushinixiangdeneiyang。」「neigeshiwobiaodi，jixiao。」biaodi？wolengxiaoyisheng，

shouzhifeikuaididazihuifu。「nagebiaodixuyaonidaoqinglvjiudian，yongwodelingdaiqinzi『jiaoyu』？」

xiaoxifachuqu，duimianchenmole。guolehenjiu，tacaihuiguolaiyitiao。「duibuqi。」zheisangezi，xiangyigenzhen，

zhadewoxinzangshengteng。wobuxuyaotadeduibuqi。woxuyaode，shizhenxiang。

ketalianyigexiangyangdehuangyandoulandezaibianle。jiuzaiwoxinhuiyileng，zhunbeiguanjishi，

yigemoshenghaomafalaiyitiaoduanxin。「jiefu，woshijixiao。qiunijiexiadianhua，wojiekuaijifengle，

zheijianshiguanhuxingming，nibixuzhidaozhenxiang！」guanhuxingming？wozhouqimei，youyulepianke，haishibolehuiqu。

dianhuaneitou，jixiaodeshengyindaizhekuqianghejiqie。「jiefu，niqianwanbieguaiwojie，tadoushiweilewo，

weilewomencenjia！」「cenjia？」wominruidizhuazhulezheigeci，「tabushiguerma？」

dianhuaneitoudejixiaolengzhule，suijiyongyizhongnanyizhixindeyuqiwen：「ta……tagennishuotashiguer？」

4.jixiaodehua，xiangyikezhadan，zaiwonaozilihongranzhakai。「tagennishuotashiguer？」

zheijuhuapanxuanzaiwoerbian，rangwoyizhenxuanyun。cenyangbushiguer？neitashishei？「nibahuashuoqingchu！」

woduizhedianhuadihou。「jiefu，zheishishuolaihuazhang……」jixiaodeshengyintingqilaikuaikule，

「wojieburangwogaosuni，shipabanijuanjinlai。womenjia……womenjiadeqingkuanghenfuza，shenzhikeyishuo，

henweixian。」「wojie，cenyang，shicenshijituanweiyidejichengren。wo，jixiao，shitagugudeerzi。」

censhijituan？wotingguozheigemingzi，shibendiyijiahenyoumingdedichangongsi，zichanxionghou。

cenyangshicenshidejichengren？zheizenmekeneng？「nibiehushuobadaole。」wogenbenbuxin。「womeiyouhushuo！」

jixiaojile，「wojiedefumu，yejiushiwodegugugufu，wunianqianyinweiyichang『yiwai』chehuoqushile。

gongsidesuoyouquanli，douluodaolewoershu，yejiushicenzongmingshouli。」「cenzongmingyizhijiyugongsidecaichan，

taduiwaixuanchengwojieyinweifumushuangwang，jingshenshichang，beisongquguowaizhiliaole。shijishang，

tashixiangdengwojiedaolefadingjichengnianling，jiubitaqianxiaguquan**xieyi！」「wojieweileduobita，

caiyinxingmaiming，weizaoleguerdeshenfen，duodaolenishenbian。」wowozheshoujideshou，buzhudizhandou。

yigewocongweitingguodegushi，yigewowanquanmoshengdeshijie，jiuzheiyanghaowuyuzhaodizhanxianzaiwomianqian。

「nei……zhiboyoushizenmehuishi？」wojiannandiwen。「shiweileqian，yeshiweilemabicenzongming。」

jixiaojieshidao，「wojiexuyaoyibibujizaicenjiamingxiade，ganjingdeqidongzijin，laianzhongbuju，

duikangcenzongming。zuozhuboshilaiqianzuikuaidefangshi。」「tongshi，

tabazijisuzaochengyigeaimuxurong、chenmiwangluoshijiedenvren，jiushiweilerangcenzongmingfangsongjingti，

yiweitabuzuweiju。」「neigebangyizhanghao『duwo』，limiandeqian，quanshiwojiezijide。

tarangwoyongzheigehaojitashualiwu，yifangmianshiweichiredu，lingyifangmian，shibayixiebufangbianliudongdezijin，

tongguozheizhongfangshixiganjing。」「jintian……jintianshiwofanhun，wotoutounale『duwo』zhanghulideliangbaiwan，

qujilingyigenvzhuboshualehuojian……wojiechadaoleliushui，caibawojiaodaojiudian……」tashuodaozheili，

shengyinyuelaiyuexiao。「tashuo，neijiajiudianshicenzongmingdeduitoukaide，zhiyouneilishijueduianquandejiankongmangqu。

tashuo……tayaodaxingwozheigechunhuo。」zhenxiang，jingranshizheiyang。meiyoubeipan，meiyouchugui。

zhiyouyichangjingxincehuade，zhangdawuniandepianju。erwo，shizheigepianjuli，zuiwuzhiyezuiguanjiandeyihuan。

tashiduozaiwoshenbiandegongzhu，erwo，shitayonglaiyanrenermudedangjianpai。wobuzhidaozijishigaifennu，

haishigaiqingxing。gualedianhua，wokanzhechuangwaideyese，zhijuedewubihuangmiu。woshenailewuniandeqizi，

jingranshiyigewowanquanburenshidemoshengren。zheishi，menlingxiangle。wobuyongxiangyezhidaoshishei。wozouguoqu，

dakaimen。cenyangzhanzaimenwai，yanjinghongzhong，liansecangbai，kanqilaibiwohaiqiaocui。takandaowo，

yanleiyixiazijiuyonglechulai。「wenshi……」taxiangbaowo，woquexiayishidihoutuileyibu。zheigedongzuo，

rangtajiangzaileyuandi，yanlideguang，yidiandianandanxiaqu。「jixiaodougaosunile？」tayazhesangziwen。

wodiandiantou。「suoyi，」wokanzheta，yiziyijudiwen，「cenyang，zheiwunian，niduiwo，

youguoyijuzhenhuama？」5.wodewentixiangyibacuilebingdedao，zhizhi**cenyangdexinkou。tahunshenyizhan，

yuanbenjiucangbaidelian，cikegengshimeiyouyisixuese。takanzhewo，zuichunzhandouzhe，queyigezidoushuobuchulai。

neishuangcengjingrangwochennide，zongshihanzheshuiguangdeyanjingli，cikechongmanletongkuhezhengzha。chenmo，

shibirenhehuangyandougengshangrendehuida。wodexin，yidiandianchenrugudi。yuanlai，lianwomenzhijiandeganqing，

doukenengshitajingxinshejideweizhuang。wosuanshenme？yigefangbiantaduozangdegongju？yigerangtakanqilaigeng「putong」

dedaoju？judadequruganyanmeilewo。wozichaodixiaoleyisheng，zhuanshenzouxiangketing，

congchajidixiachouchuleyifenwenjian，shuaizaitamianqian。「jiranruci，womenyemeishenmehaoshuodele。」

「zheishilihunxieyi，woyijingqianhaozile。zheitaofangzi，haiyouwomingxiasuoyoudecunkuan，douliujini。

jiudangshiwozheiwunian，weinide『weidajihua』，tigongchangdihefuwudebaochou。」「cenyang，bu，cen**，

congjinyihou，womenliangbuxiangqian。」「lihunxieyi」sigezi，xiangjingleiyiyangpizaicenyangshenshang。

tananyizhixindikanzhedishangdewenjian，youmengditaitoukanwo，yanleijuedibanyongchu。「bu……wenshi，

wobuyaolihun！」tachongguolai，congbeihousisibaozhuwo，fangfoyongjinlequanshendeliqi。「woshuodedoushijiade，

zhiyouyijianshishizhende！」「woaini，shizhende！」tadeliantiezaiwodebeishang，

guntangdeleishuijinshilewodechenshan。「gangkaishijiejinni，wodequeshixiangzhaogedifangduoqilai。keshihoulai，

woshizhendeaishangnile。nidewenrou，nidetitie，niweiwozuodeyiqie，wodoujizaixinli。」「wohaipa，

wopanizhidaowodezhenshishenfenhouhuilikaiwo，wopacenzongminghuiduinibuli！suoyiwocaibugangaosuni！」