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第20章
“pu~daozhang、yaobuzanhuangedifangba！zheidoushoulianggeduoxiaoshile，lianneizhiguideyingzidoumeijiandaoa。”
lisanbeigongdaoshideyangzidoudechadianxiaolechulai，danzuihouhaishirenzhule，shunbianbaxinlidexiangfashuolechulai。
“ng、neihaoba，zheiciwogenzheni，niquxuangedifang！”
gongdaoshiyilianhuaixiaodedingzhelisan，neiyanshenrangrenjipigedadiaoleyidi，lisanxianqidemoleyibazijidelian。
“haodedaozhang，shunbianshuoyixia、benrenxingquxiangzhengchang。”
shuowanzheiju，lisandaitouzhongxinxunzhaoheshidedidian，gongdaoshijinjingenzaihoumian。
zhuanleyoujifenzhong，qianmianbuyuanchuturanchuanlaiyidianliangguang，kanzheluliangbiandechangjing，lisanganjuezheidifanghenshishuxi。
‘ng？zheilihaoxiangwolaiguo，duidui、zheibushiameilvdiandeneitiaoluma。’
suizhejuliliangguangyuelaiyuejin，lisanmengranfaxianneilizhengshizijizhuguodelvdian，yejiushiameidelvdian。
“daozhang！niyaobuyaojinqugenameidagezhaohu，ruguojinwanzhuobudaoneizhigui，nijiumeijihuijinmenle。”
lisanliezuiyixiao，suikoudiaokanlegongdaoshiyiju。
“heihei~haoa！”gongdaoshizailisanbeihouyouyoudehuileyiju。
jiuzaicishi，lvdianneibianturanchuanlailianggerenchaonaodeshengyin，neishengyintingzhehenshishuxi。
“amei、nirangwozaizuohuia，nifangxinba、jinwanshangyidingbazheishigaoding。”
“laogong！nishuoninengbunengkaodianpu，nizhenshixinda，zenmenengbayigeshenmebudongderenliuzaineier。”
“ameia、neixiaozishouliyouwojidebaobei，quebaowanwuyishide。”
lisantingzhetingzheturanfanyingguolai，zheiliangbuzhengshiameihegongdaoshima，xinliyegenzheleleqilai。
‘heihei~zheiliangzhidingyoudianbuzhengdangguanxi，zheigeselaodao！’
xiangzhexiangzhelisanyizhenglengzaileyuandi，jiaodiyigulengqidunshizhichongdanao，houbeiyemaochuyicenglenghan。
‘**~yaoshiqianmianzheiweishigongdaoshidehua，neiwohoumianzheiweishisheia！nandaoshi...’
lisanbuganzaijixuxiangxiaqu，daankexiangerzhi，houmiangenzhedezheiweikendingjiushineizhibanyehesirendeegui。
‘zenmeban、zenmeban！yaobuwoxianyingzhetoupichaoqianzou，dengzoudaogongdaoshineibianzaishuo。’
xunsuzuohaojuedinghou，lisanshenxiyikouqi，wenwenqingxujixuchaoqianmianzouqu，bianzoubianguyidashengshuodao。
“daozhang!nigenjinwo，wokanxiagelukouneilijiuhenbucuo。”
cishilvdianmenkoudechaonaoshengjiaranerzhi，gongdaoshiheameideshenyingyeyuelaiyueqingxi，lisankandaoliangrendemianbubiaoqingzaizhujianfashengzhebianhua。
dengshuangfangjulihaiyoushimizuoyoushi，lvdianmenkoudegongdaoshitaishoushiyilisanbuyaozaishangqianle，bianshangdeameizemanlianjingkonglianlianhoutui。
“怎么办？”
lisanbuganfachutaidadeshengyin，zhinengzhangkaizuijiangzheisangezimanmanshuojigongdaoshikan。
gongdaoshisuiranyehenzhenjing，danshifanyingyekuai，lijibihuazheranglisanbashoulidefudazaihoumianneige‘gongdaoshi’lianshang。
“zenmebuzoule，nizhuantouwojinigedongxi。”
shenhoude‘gongdaoshi’qingshengshuozhe，neishengyinqingpiaopiaodechuanjinlisanerduoli，rangtabuyoudalegelengzhan。
qianmiandegongdaoshijidejihudouyaotiaoqilaile，pinmingchaolisandazheshoushi。
‘made！huochuqule！ganta！’
jingguoyifanxinlitiqi，lisanzhongyuguzuyongqifangshouyibo，ranhoushenxiyikouqimengdezhuanshendaheyisheng。
“laogui！chiwoyifu！”
jiezheyizhangpaizai‘gongdaoshi’delianshang，danduifangmeiyouyidianfanying，zhengzainamenshi、jiutingerhoudegongdaoshidamadao。
“nizheigechouxiaozi！nishizhenfeiwu、nengbunengkanqingshoushangyoumeiyoudongxizaida！”
tinglegongdaoshidehualisandunganbumiao，yanjingyipiefaxianfuzhishizailingyizhishoushang，lisanfanyingjikuaixunsutaiqinazhefuzhideshoudiercidaleguoqu。
cishimianqian'gongdaoshi'delianyirouyankejiandesudufashengzhebianhua，tongshizhangkaidazuichonglisanyaoleguolai。
gongdaoshijianneizhiguixianleyuanxing，likechaolisanzheibianpaolai，shouzhangyifanmochuyimeitongqian。
jiuzaizheiqianjunyifadeshike，lisandeshouhaishikuaiyibudazaineizhiguidelianshang，yijichenggonghouxunsuhoutuituolizhanchang。
“ai、nixiaozihaihaofanyinggoukuai，yaoburanlaochenyaolaizhaowomafanle！”
kandaoyijingbeizhenzhudegui，gongdaoshizhangchuyikouqi，youxiexinyouyujideshuodao。
tiezaiguilianshangdefuzhikaishiranshaoqilai，lisankandaoneiguiluchulejiqitongkudebiaoqing，danbuzhishenmeyuanyinxianchangmeiyoutingdaoyidianshengyin。
“zhangjianshileba！xiaozi!wozheifukeyifengzhuguideqiqiao，zaiyiyanghuofenjinqishen!duifuguizhixuyizhang！”
gongdaoshimanliandeyidechuixuqilai，ranhouzhizheyibeiliehuofugaiquanshendegui，yifunidengzhekanhaoxidebiaoqing。
kedengdaofuzhiranjin，neizhiguirengjiudaizaiyuandi，gongdaoshiyilianchayidekanzhemianqianzheimu，youdianbukesiyi。
tongyanglengzaiyuandidelisanhuganshoushangchuanlaiyizhensiliedetengtong，taishouyikan，faxianshouzhangshangyouyichubudadeshangkouzhengwangwaishenzhexue。
‘ng？zheishishenmeshihounongdeshang...’
lisanzixiyixiang，turanxiangqizijineiyizhangpaizaiguilianshangshi，neiguizhengzaizhangzuiyaoziji，shangkouyinggaijiushineishihoubeiguidelichihuashangde。
“呼~嘶~”
cishihunshenshihuodeguifachuyizhenguaisheng，jiezheyirouyankejiandesudubianchengyituanhuoqiu，ranhouhuoqiumengdechaolisanfeilai。
“小心！”
gongdaoshidahanyisheng，yexianglisanzheibianpaolai，fanguanlisanyijingdaizhule，zhinengxiayishitaishouhuzhulian。
“嘭~”
yishengjuxianghou，huotuanxiaoshi，xianchangzhongguiyupingjing。
"xiaozi！nimeishiba？"
gongdaoshimeiyoulijishangqianchakanlisandeqingkuang，fanerhoutuileliangbudanyoudewendao。
‘haoxiangmeishenmewenti，shenshangyemeiyoushaganjue，woyinggaihaihuozhe。’
lisanmanmanzhengkaiyan，xianshikanlekanshoubei、youshangxiachakanleshentideqitabuwei，zuihouyouhuodonghuodongsizhi，zheicaihuilegongdaoshiyiju。
“应该没啥事！”
“e？wozheifuhuokebushiyibanrennengchengshoude，nixiaozibushiyibanrena！”
gongdaoshishuozhehuranyouxiangdaoleshenme，jimangyoushuoleyiju。
“kuai！kankannishentiyoushenmebianhuameiyou！”
“bianhua？duile、baiguiruzha！”
yiyujingxingmengzhongren，lisanjiangcicizhuoguidemudetuokouerchu，jiezhekaishiganshoushentishangdebianhua。
‘jiaodaogui、ciguishengqianweiqiangduoqiancai、sharenyuehuodeqiangdao，sihouchengguirengxihaolanluqiangjie、hairenqule。’
naozizhongyiduanwenzishanguo，jiezheyigehongfahongyan、mianrongkebudeguiwuchuxian，ranhouyoumanmanxiaoshi。
“daozhang！wozhidaozheishizhishenmeguile！”
lisanzhenjingyunaohaishanguoxinxidetongshi，buwangduibianshangdegongdaoshishuoleyiju。
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作者：李子
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作者：九转大肠
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作者：李扶南牢一
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作者：一树明
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