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“bawanjiubawan，wozheijiuzhuanni。”lifanlianxiangdoumeixiang，henshuangkuaidedayingle。
zheidaoshirangzhangzhihaoyoudianmengle，takanlelifanbantian：“nixiaozidayingdeneimeshuangkuai，buhuiyouzhaba？”
“wokegaosuni，laozizaidonghaiheibailiangdaotongchi，woquannizuihaofangqibaojinghuozhezhaorenbaofudexiangfa，yaoburanlaozinongsini。”zhangzhihaobalifanzhuaidaozijidebangongshili，ranglifanxielegeziju，biaominglifanshiziyuande。
baqianjilezhangzhihao，zhangzhihaolengxiaodao：“xingle，zheilimeinishenmeshierle，gunba。”
lifanmeiyoudouliu，jiazhuanglikailezhihaochexing。
lifanzouhoumeiduojiu，xialudengrengaogaoxingxingdelaidaolezhangzhihaodebangongshi。
lifankandaohouanmayisheng：zheisange**，jiuzhidaoxingzailehuo，zongyouyitian，wohuibanimensarengchuangshangquanjizaotale。
ruguoshiyiqian，lifanzheiyangxiangkendingshibairizuomeng，danxianzaitayouqianle，zheigexiangfawanquankeyizhuanhuaweixianshi。
lifanpazaizhangzhihaodebangongshiwaimian，toutingzhelimiandetanhua。
“ge，neishaxiaozihaizhenbaqianjinilea。”zhangqianjinmenhou，gaoxingdewendao。
“恩，给了。”
“neiwomendeqian？”zhangqianjigenvrenheiheixiaoleqilai。
tingdaozheili，lifanxinlituranyijin，dayuecaidaoleshenme。
zhengrulifansuocai，jigenvrenjinlaizhaozhangzhihao，shifenzanglaile。
“fangxin，wozhangzhihaozuoshengyijiangjiuyichengweiben，buguonimenyekandaole，waimianneiliangbaomabeineichouxiaozijizhuanghuaile，zheiweixiuqilaizhishaoyedeyiliangwan，shengxiadeliuwan，wofennimenmeirenliangqian。”zhangzhihaoxiaoqideshuodao。
“ge，nizhuanleliuwanduo，zenmecaifenwomenmeirenliangqiana，zheiyetaishaoledian。”zhangqianjigenvrenlimabuleyile。
“shia，haoge，bijingzheitoufeiyangkeshiwomenjiniqianlaide。”
“yihouyouzheizhonghaoshier，womenzaiyebuhuigenninhezuole。”
zhangzhihaolianseyichen，lengxiaodao：“xianshao？xianshaonimenkeyibuyaoa！”
“wogaosunimen，wosuirannadeduo，dantongyangyechengdanhendadefengxian，wanyizheixiaozibaojingzenmeban？wanyizheixiaozizhaorenbaofuzenmeban？houmiandeyinhuankedoushiwoyilichengdan。”zhangzhihaomeihaoqideshuodao。
“fangxinba，ge，buhuiyouyinhuande，zhiqianwobujiugennishuole，lifandebamasannianqianjiushizongle，daoxianzaiyidianxiaoxidoumeiyou，erqietayemeiyourenhepengyou，zaiwomenxuexiaolia，womenjiulaoqifuta，tabeiqipianle，lianpidoubuganfang。”zhangqianganjinshuodao，rangzhangzhihaofangkuanxin。
“neixing，jinimenmeirenduojiawubai，yihouzaiyouzheizhonghaoshier，jidelianxiwo。”zhangzhihaocongzijidechoutilitaochuyitaziqiandijilezhangqian。
“wanshangnimenjigeyoumeiyoukonga，woqingnimenhejiuzenmeyang？”fenwanqian，zhangzhihaosemimidedingzhexialu。
xialuyaoleyaotou：“womeikong，woyuelenanpengyou。”
“cao，gennanpengyouyoushahaoyuede，genwomenwanduoyouyisia，wodainimenqubengdi，zenmeyang？”zhangzhihaojixuyouhuodao。
“delebage，nineiqungemen，yigebiyigese，hedianjiujiudongshoudongjiaode，yaobuwojinijieshaogesaodeba。”zhangqianshuozhe，jiubalixiaoxiaodeshoujihaoheweixinhaodoujilezhangzhihao。
“zheinvdezhangdepiaoliangbu？”zhangzhihaoyiliansexiangdewendao。
“suiranmeiwomenjigepiaoliang，danzhangdehaisuankeyi，guanjianshihaoyue，yuechuqunijitaguandianjiu，xiangganmaganma，shihoujitajibaikuaiqianjiuxing。”
shuowanhou，xialuzhangqiandengrenjiulikaile。
chulaizhihou，liuqiaoqiaoshifendebuman：“zhangqian，woshuonigeyetaikouleba，takeshikenglelifanbawan，jiwomencaibudaobaqian，lianshifenzhiyidoumeiyou。”
“shia，woyejuedetaishaoledian。”
zhangqianpiepiezui，beixialuheliuqiaoqiaozeguaizhihou，taweilemibuqianyi，bianshuodao：“wanshangwoqingkehaole，changgebengdisuinimenxuan。”
“好啊，好啊。”
xialuheliuqiaoqiaolianmangdaying。
lifankandaozheiyimu，xinyaoduoliangyouduoliang，youqishiliuqiaoqiao，zuoyelifankantakelian，doumeirenxinpengta。
“made，zheijige**！”lifanchaodishangtuleyikoutan，ehenhendemaleyiju。
zheishihou，linqingqingdedianhuadaguolaile。
dianhua**yixiang，limayinqilezhangzhihaodezhuyi。
“谁？”
zhangzhihaomeitouyizhou，congbangongshipaochulai，yiyanjiukandaolelifan。
“shinizheigexiaobizaizi，haimeiguna！”zhangzhihaoxiaolexiao，wanweidekanzhelifan：“toutouduozaizheili，shibushixiangbaqiantouhuiqu？”
lifanyouxiehaipa，zheizhangzhihaoshengaoyimibawu，kuaitoudadehen，chushouyehen。
“ganggangdoutingdaoleba？zhenzhenghainideren，kebushiwo，shinideneijigenvtongxue，niyaobaofu，woquannizhaotamen，bielaizhaowo。”
“nidezuibuqiwode，zhibuzhidaowodageshishei？wodagejiaolilaoba，donghaizheiyipiannisuibiandatingyixia，sheiburenshililaoba。”
“haiyoua，jiusuannibaojingyemeishayong，nikeshijiwoqianzihuayale，neishiniziyuandepingzheng。”
zhangzhihaodanxinlifanhuibaojing，suoyibiankaishileyilianchuanhehu。
erjiuzaizheishihou，liangliangchekaijinlezhihaochexing，yiliangbenchi，yiliangluhu。
“hei，zhenshishuocaocaocaocaodao，zheishibagedeche。”zhangzhihaoliangyanfangguang，kanzheneiliangbenchi。
jinjiezhezhangzhihaodeyanjingyizhuan，turanxiangdao，ruguoranglilaobazhidaozijijintiankenglebawankuaiqian，neikendingyaofenyibanchuqu。
zhangzhihaozhizhelifandebizi：“yihuiernizuihaobieluanshuohua，niyaoshiganluanshuohua，wobanishetoujigele！”
“知道了。”
lifankanzhelinqingqingcongluhucheshangxialai，xinlirenbuzhudeqiexi：denghuikannizenmesi！
kanlinqingqingkaidaluhu，younengbalilaobazhaolaibangmang，lifandunshijuedelinqingqingshentongguangda。
zhangzhihaoyiluxiaopaoyingleshangqu，duineililaobagongjingdedilegenyan：“bage，shenmefengbaninjichuilaile？”
neililaobagetouhenxiao，zhiyouyimiliuduo，danhunshenshangxiadousouzheyizhongweiya。
tamobuchusheng，huitoukanleyiyanlinqingqing，linqingqingzoushangqianlai：“wowenni，nishibushijiaozhangzhihao？”
“对，怎么了？”
“neiliangbaomashibushinide？”linqingqingzhilezhibuyuanchutingfangdebaoma。
“shiwode，meinv，niyaomaiche？”zhangzhihaozuijiaoyixiao，haiyiweililaobajitasongshengyilaile。
“neimeicuo，jiushitale。”
linqingqingkanzhelilaoba，lengshengshuodao：“bage，nideren，nishuozenmechuliba。”
“dengdeng，bage，zheidaodishizenmeyihuishiera，wozenmemeitingmingbai？”zhangzhihaoyouxieyunle，takanleyanlinqingqing，youkanleyiyanlilaoba。
lifanzheigeshihouzouleguoqu，chongzhelinqingqinghandao：“jie，nizenmexianzaicailaia。”
“didi，nilianshangdeshang....”linqingqingmolexialifandelian，youxiexintengle：“wobushigennishuolema，xianwenzhuta，tayaoqianjiujitaqian，shengdebeida，zenmehaibeidalea。”
lifanjuezhezui：“zheibunengguaiwoa，tabuantaoluchupai，woyixiachetajiudongshoule，dawanlecaigenwoyaoqian。”
gangcailifanzhisuoyineimeshuangkuaidejiqian，yebuwanquanshitasong，zheidoushilinqingqingdezhuyi。
linqingqinggaosulifan，yaoshizhangzhihaoqiaozhadehua，jiubaqianxianjita，denglinqingqinglailezaiyaohuilai。
zheimezuodemudejiushifangzhizhangzhihaodongshou。
kemeixiangdao，lifanhaishibeidale。
“neiqianjitalema？”linqingqingyouxieshengqidewendao。
“jile，jiletabawanni。”lifanrushishuodao，shuowantakanlezhangzhihaoyiyan，cishizhangzhihaodelianse，canbaiwubi。
“bage，nitingjianle，yekanjianle，niderenbawodididalebushuo，haipianzoulebawan。”
linqingqingshuangshoubaoxiong，yifuxingshiwenzuidezitai：“nidejiwomenyigejiaodai。”
“ai。”lilaobatanlekouqi，taiqitoukanleyiyanzhangzhihao。
“ahao。”lilaobaqingqingjiaodao。
“ba...ge...”zhangzhihaobujinjinshengyinduosuoqilai，erqiebinjiaohaihedeliuchulelenghan。
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