jingpinxiaoshuo《woyouyixitongjuben,nimennashenmehewobi》,leishuyudoushishenghuofenggedejingdianzhizuo,shulidedaibiaorenwufenbieshililuoliqing,xiaoshuozuozheweigaogaidizhi,wenzhangwushanjianjingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi:tongshixinlianandeshengchuyixiezeguaideqingxu,tabingbuxihuanzheiyangyiweibumingdefanzhuan,shenzhijuedeliluoshizaifadian。jianzhijiu……
zhibojiandeshishirenshubuduanzengzhangzhe,suizheqingjiedezhujianzhankai,yebuduanyouguanzhonggengjiazhuyidaoliluozheibiandedongjing。
yuanbenyixiejinlaikanliluoxiaohuadeluren,cishicikeyekaishijujinghuishenqilai,shibushichashangyijuzijidexiangfaheganyan。
danshizhongmeibiandehaishineixieyikaishijiuduililuoeyuxiangxiangderenmen,suchengheizi。
ruguocikedeliluozhidaotamenyiranzaizhibojiandihuiziji,takenengdaoyebingbuhuiyouhendadexinlibodong。
yinweizheichangmingweixunmenghuanyoujidehaoxi,yijinglakaiweimu。
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接着是第三个事件。
yeshizhengbudianyingdediyigeyinxian。
lingtanshangdezhaopianbeigouzidafan,migekandaoletaitaiyeyeshouzhongnazhedejita,bingrendingtajiushigeshen。
youcitafeichangdexingfenjidong,zhijietiaoshangwudingxuangaozheigehaoxiaoxi,xiwangnengdedaojiarenmenderenke。
【“tainainaidebabajiushigeshendelakusia!”】
【babayilianmangrandikanzheta,“nizaishuoshenmemenghua!”】
【“woyaochengweiyigeyinlejia!”】
【migebeizijishigeshendelakusidehoubeizheiyifaxianshenshenguwu,cishicike,suoyoudekongjudoupaozhinaohou,tadexinzhongzhishengxiazijidereai,zijidemengxiang!】
cishi,pingweixishangdemoyanyifuguoranruci,wojiuzhidaodemoyang,shuangshouhuanxiong。
guanzhongmenyeshoudaomigeqingxudeganran,biandexingfenqilai。
“moyanlaoshicaidemeicuo,wogentaxiangdeyiyang,guorangeshenjiushitainainaidebabaa!”
“woyijingzaixiangxiangjiarenmenzhidaozijiyizhichoushidexianbeijuranshizheimelebuqiderendeshihou,huishishenmeyangzile,haha!xiangzhejiushuanga!”
kexi,shiqingdefazhanbingmeiyouruguanzhongmendeyuan。
【yinweisunzidehua,nainaifaxianlemigedexiaotiandi。faxianletazangqilaideguangpanhecidai。】
【tawuqingdijiangyigehaizizhenaidedongxiyigunaodirengzailedishang,xiangrengyiduilaji。】
【“kendingshiyinweizongshiquneigeguangchang,tacaihuizuochuzheizhongshi!”shushushuo。】
【“tanaoziliquanshifengkuangdeyixiang!”shenshenshuo。】
【“womengenbenburenshizheigenanren。buluntashishei,doupaoqilezijidejiaren!”babashuo。】
【“mige,niyaotingjiarendehua,buxuzaipengyinle!”mamashuo。】
【“yinleshiwomenjiadezuzhou!wojueduibuyunxu!”nainaihoujiaodao。】
【migewuzhujile,mianqiantongchoudikaide、kantajiuxiangzaikanyigeyileidejiarenmen,zhengzaifengkuangbiandizijihetazuiaideyinle】
【tayuwuluncidekenqiuzhe,“buru,nimentingwodanyici,jiutingyici......”】
【shuozhe,zhanweiweinaqizijixinaidejita,xijitamennengyunxuzijidanzouyiqu,faxianzijidecaineng。】
【ranhoushouhuigangcaidehua】
【dianshijulibudoushizheimeyandema?】
【raner,tashouzhigangchupengdaoqinxian,nainaibianyibushangqian,haobuyouyudipishouduoguo!】
【zhongjiu,shenghuobushigouxuedeshuangwendianshiju】
【nainaijudadeliqizhendemigeshuangshoushengteng,zhijianbeihuapoleyikuaipi】
【xinaidejitabeiqiangduo,migenaohailishunjianwengwengzuoxiang】
【“nijiubupagentayiyang,sileyihoudoushangbulejialidelingtanma!”】
【nainaidesangyinbiandesiyananting,duoduobiren,yanshenzhigougoudengzheta】
【“wocaibuzaihuneigeyuchundepozhuozi!”zheiyiju,tahouchulezijisuoyoudeweiquqingxu!】
【jizanyijiudefennuyongshangxintou】
【tamenyongtazuizaiyidedongxishanghaita】
【neimetayeyongtamenzaiyidedongxijiyuhaiji!】
【shide,tademudedadaole】
【tingdaotadehuayu,jiarenmenquanbuyifushoudaojidajinghedemoyang,daoxiyikoulengqi】
【nainaideyanshenbiandekongdongleyishun】
【zijibaibantengaidesunzi,juranyaoweilezheigesuoweideyinleerfangqijiaren?】
【lishidebeijuyouyaozhongyanlema?】
【xiangdaozheili,yigukongjumimanshanglexintou,suihouzhuanbianweibaonu】
【guoran!yinlejiushi**dezuzhou!wulunruheyebunengrangmigeyebiandeheneigekehendenanrenyiyang!】
【yushi,nainaijuqilemigedejita】
【“哐!”】
【jitadeyijiaobeihenhenshuaizailedishang!】
【“哐!”】
【jitademuzhididuanbeizasui,muxiehengfei!】
【“哐!”】
【jitadeqinxianbengduan,chediposui!】
【migelenglengdikanzhezijixiaoxinyiyibaoguanlehenjiuhenjiudejita】
【neishangmianyoutazijihuashangqudehua,yechengzaizhehenduozijihexiaogoudandanzaiyiqitinggeshenyinledeshunjian】
【jiuzheime,beizasuile】
【beizijidejiarenzasuile。bianchengleyidisuipian。】
【“e,meiguanximige,yijiarenzuoxialaichiyidunfan,jiushenmedouhaole。”nainaishuaiwanjita,youhuanshangleyifuguanaidemiankong,sihugangcaishenmeshiqingdoumeiyoufashengguo】
【darenmenshibushizongshiruci?】
【dayahecuihuihaizidemengxiangzhihou,youshuozheixiebuguojiushixiaoshi,shinimentaicuiruole。】
【migedeweiquheshiwang,zaiyewufayayi】
【“wobuyaozheiyangdejia!”】
【tanuhouyisheng,yibadadiaonainaishenguolaideshou,duomenerchu。】
【feibenzhe,yanleicongtadelianjiahualuo】
【babazhuichumenqu,kandaonanhaidebeiyingxiaoshizailudejintou。】
baonudeyouchongmankongzhiyudenainai,zhiganzainainaiweishezhixiaqufu、conglaimeiyouzhanzaimigezheibianzhichitaaihaodefumu。
yigegexianhuodejiaosejiuzheimezaililuodexushuzhixia,chengxianzailesuoyourendeyanqian。
【migeshenchudejiating,jiuxiangshibeixianzhihaoleguizedeqipan,meigerendoubixuhaohaobanyanbeibierenyaoqiudejiaose】
【women,youhechangbushiruci。】
xiexiazheiliangjuhua,liluodexinqingbiandegengjiachenzhonglexie。
womenyouhechangbushihemigeyiyang,zidachushengyilai,jiubeijinguzaiqiulongzhizhong。
beijinguzaiwushurendeqidaizhong、yaoqiuzhizhong。
xiaodeshihou,yaozuogeguaixiaohai。
shangxuele,yaozuogeyoudengsheng。
gongzuoleyaoxuehuifengyinglingdao,zuogeyuanhuaderen,tamenshuozheiyangcainengshengzhijiaxin。
tamenyaoqiuwomenbunengfangsong,yaoyikebutingdiwangqianpao!
nibunengjuedepibei,bunengjuedetongku。tamenshuorenshenglaijiuzhanzaiqipaoxianshang,shengmingjiushiyonglaijingsude。
raner,youyousheinenglijiewomenyeyouzijidekewang,yehuiweiquhezhengzhani。
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kandaozheili,zhibojiandewangyoumenzaoyiqifennanping。
【buxinglewoqisile!zajitayetaiguofenle!】
【cuihuiyigehaizijiushizheimerongyi】
【yiciyouyicidefoudinghedaya,zheigesheishoudele!】
【paodehao!shuodehao!zheizhongjiarenbuyaoyeba!】
【kexiao,yikouyigejiaren,quelianhaizidemengxiangdoubuzhichi,zheiyangyepeijiaojiarenma!】
观众席上。
zuozailiqingqianmiandejigehaiziqihenghengdiyilunzhe,“tadejiarenyetaihuaile!”
“haishiwonainaihao,tahaihuijiwomaiwoxihuandewanjuni!”
liqingkandaozheiliyeshishengqidihuhudakouchuanxi。
tahegegedejiatingshisanyangxing,fumubuguowenyebuganshe,suoyibutailijieweishenmehuiyouzheiyangdejiazhang。
“taiguofenle!”tarenbuzhudidijiaohuanleyisheng。
wenroudedajiejiediandiantou,“qishishiyouhenduozheiyangdejiatingde。”
liqingkanxiangta,“jiejieniyujianguoma?”
dajiejiechenmoleyihui,“wojianguoyinweizijigongzuoshibaijiubaqisajihaizi、shenzhiwuruheoudatamendejiazhang。”
“yujianguoyinweihaizidaleerdongerbaonu,qiangxingcheduanhaizierding,ranghaizierduofayanzhongzhanghaiyangyangzide,juedezijizhanleshangfengdejiazhang。”
“yujianguoyinweihaizizaolian,erxuanzezhijiebahaizifansuozaijiali,yigexingqiburangshangxueburangchumendejiazhang。”
shuozheshuozhe,taxianglaiwenroudelianpangshangzhaomanlehanshuang。
yuanbenkandonghuadeshihou,liluoduiyuzheiyiduandeganshoumeiyouhenshen。
zhidaozaiyicikanlejuben,tacaituranfaxianzheishiyigehenyansudewenti,taxiangyaogengqingchudikehuachulai。
youtaiduodejiazhangshizijidehaiziweifushupin,huoshijiatingdefushupin,huoshitamenzijidefushupin。
tamenyaoqiuhaizifucong,boduotamendexihao,jiangpuakoushangyidingmingjiao“tinghua”“guaiqiao”demaozi,meiqimingyue:haohaizi。
zaiyonggezhonggeyangdeliyougaosuhaizimen,tamenshi“weinihao”。
tamenkanbujianhaizihetamenyiyang,shengerweiren,tongyangyongyouxiangshouzheigeshijie、xuanzezijireaidequanli。
zheiyeshizheigedianyingxiangyaochuandidedongxizhiyi,liluoxiang。
kongzhizhishikongzhi,conglaidoubushiai。
napabeiguanyiaidemingyi。
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