baokuanxiaoshuo《woyaozhaobabaqintianyu》，zhujiaoshiqintianyushenmengxi，shuyudoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo。sanbudouyiqichusedewenbihejingcaidejuqingfazhan，jiangduzhedairuyigezhenshiyouluojideshijie。zheibenshuyinrenrusheng，renwuxingxiangliti，feichangermuyixin。zhideyidu！shenmengxiyaoleyaoya：“chenshao，nishuodebucuo，wobunengbaibaidebeidazheiyidun，nishuoba，zenyanglesuo，xuyaowozenmezuo！”……
kandaolinxiaoxiaozouguolai，shenmengximanlianzhenjing。
“nimawonvershixiaojianzhong，yisijiushishuo，woshijianrenle？”
linxiaoxiaozheihuarangshenmengxigengshiyizhendanzhanxinjing。
linjiadebaobiaoshenmengxiburenshi，danlinxiaoxiaozuoweilinjiadeerxiaojie，zaijiangchengjiayuhuxiao，shenmengxiqihuibuzhidao。
tazenmeyexiangbumingbai，beitachenrujiangdideqinxiaomiyiyezhijianjingranpanfushanglelinxiaoxiao，bingqiehaichengletadenver？
kendingshiqinxiaomizhuangkelian，dedaolelinxiaoxiaodelianmin，ranhourenletazuogannver。
xiangdaozheili，shenmengxiganjinshuodao：“linxiaojie，nikebuyaobeizheigexiaojianzhongjiazhuangkeliandeyangzisuopian，taxinlihuaidehen，zhangdazaowanshigechirenbutugutoudezhu！”
shenmengxibushuozheihuahaihao，yishuozheihua，ranglinxiaoxiaogengheilianle！
tabiyifenmendeduibaobiaoshuodao：“jiwozhangzui！”
“啪！”
baobiaozheiyibazhangliqihenda，zhijiedadeshenmengxizuijiaoliuchulexianxue。
“dangzhewomenerxiaojiedemian，haiganfangsi，zhaosi！”
“mami，gangcainimeiyoulaideshihou，tashuodehuagengedu，banishuodeyiwenbuzhi！”
“erxiaojie，womeiyou……”
“有！”
linxiaohezaiyipangtianyoujiacu，gengjinulelinxiaoxiao。
“给我继续掌嘴！”
“啪！”
“啪！”
baobiaoyoushijigebazhangshanguoqu。
“erxiaojie，zheigexiaojianzhongtebiehuai……nixianzaihuzheta，jianglaitaweibihuizhientubao，zaowanhuizuochufanshinideshi，nizuihaochentaxianzaihaimeizhangda，nongsita！”
弄死她？
tajingranrangzijinongsinver？！
linxiaoxiaobiandemuziyulie，gengnubukee：“jixujiwoda！”
baobiaodangjiduishenmengxiyizhenquandajiaoti。
jiuzaizheishi，chenshengdaizheren，qiyanhenshengdeganlai，dankandaoshenmengxizhaoredeshilinxiaoxiao，tanalihaiganxiaozhang，hedeliangtuidouruanle。
neikeshilinjiagaogaozaishangdeerxiaojie，jitashigedan，tayebuganquzhaorea。
linxiaoxiaolengsededingzhechensheng：“nijiushitadadianhuajiaolaidebangshou？”
“erxiaojie，wo……wobuzhidaoshininzaizheier……”chenshenghedexianxieniaokuzi，shuohuadoujiebale。
“yihoujiwoguanhaonidenvren，ruguotazaihushuobadao，jiubushishanjigeerguangzheimejiandanle！”
shuowan，linxiaoxiaodashouyihui，daizheyizhongbaobiaolikai。
chenshengzheicaisongleyikouqi，ganjinzoudaoshenmengxidegenqian：“nizhaoresheibuhao，zenmezhaorelelinjiaerxiaojiea！”
shenmengxiyiliandeweiqu：“wozhishijiaoxunxiaojianzhong，nalizhidaotahuichuxian。”
“yebuzhidaoxiaojianzhongyongshenmefangfapanfushangleta，rangtaneibanhuzhe。”
chenshengmeitouyizhou：“qiguai，zanmenbushiyijingbaxiaojianzhongchenrujiangdilema？tazenmeyouhuolexialai？”
“woyebuzhidao，fanzhengxianzailinxiaoxiaozaihuzheta，hairenletazuonver，zhipayihouwomenzaiyemeiyoujihuijiaoxunxiaojianzhongle。”
chenshengzaicimeitouyizhou，henshijingya：“linxiaoxiaorenletazuonver？”
“是的。”
turan，chenshengsihuxiangdaoleshenme，zuijiaozhujianluchuleyisixiao：“wodongle。”
zheirangshenmengxibiandexinliyizhenyihuo：“chenshao，nidongleshenme？”
“mengxi，niyinggaizhidaolinxiaoxiaoyougenverba？”
“wozhidao，danwoconglaimeiyoujianguo。”
“meijianguohenzhengchang，neikeshilinxiaoxiaodezhangshangmingzhu，zaizanmenjiangcheng，putongrenyouyoujigeyoujihuijiandao，bieshuoshini，jibianshiwo，yemeiyoujianguo，danlinxiaoxiaonvercongxiaotiruoduobingzheijianshi，haishijinrenjiezhide，meinianlinjiadouqinghenduomingyikanbing。”
“wojuede，linxiaoxiaokendingyebushizhenzhengdexingshanqubaohuxiaojianzhong，tayinggaishixiangliyongxiaojianzhonglaijiutadenver！”
“liyongxiaojianzhongjiutanver？”shenmengximeitouyizhou，xianranshibudong。
chenshengtaochushoujibalinjiazailuntanshangxunyidetiezijishenmengxikanleyixia。
“kandaoleba，zheishilinjiazailuntanshangxunyidetiezi，wojuede，kendingshilinjiazhunbeiyongxiaojianzhongdeshentijilinxiaoxiaodenveryizhiqiguan。”
yitingzheihua，shenmengxihuangranxingwu：“woshuoni，tangtanglinjiaerxiaojie，juranhuineimezaihuxiaojianzhong，qinzichumianhuzheta，yuanlaitayoulingwaidemude！”
chenshenghuaihuaideyixiao：“mengxi，nixiangbuxiangjiejifayibicai？”
“facai？zenyangfacai？”
yitingshuofacai，shenmengxidangjiyanjingliyouleguang。
“jiejilesuoyixialinjia！”
“zenyanglesuo？neikeshigaogaozaishangdelinjia，zanmen……nengxingma？”shenmengxixinyouyujideshuodao。
“zhiyaozanmenbuxieluchuqu，sheinengzhidao？zaishuole，nibeidalezheiyidun，jiuzheiyangbaibaibeidale？”
shenmengxiyaoleyaoya：“chenshao，nishuodebucuo，wobunengbaibaidebeidazheiyidun，nishuoba，zenyanglesuo，xuyaowozenmezuo！”
chenshengpazaishenmengxideerbian，dishengshuoqilai。
……
这边。
linxiaoxiaodaizhelinxiaoheganggangfanhuilinjia，daguanjiajiuyikouqipaoleguolai。
“erxiaojie，buhaole，gangcaiyougemoshengdianhuadadaolelinjia，shuorangnizhunbeiyigeyijita，buran，tajiuzaiwangshangsanbuyixieduilinjiabuhaodexiaoxichuqu。”
“nikan，yijingyoutiezifachulaile，liulanliangyijingguoshiwanle！”
“shenmetiezi？”linxiaoxiaowendao。
“shuonishi……yigeweishandenvren，sangjintianliang，beidilitoutouyongqitahaizideshentijizijinverhuanqiguan，yidianerbuzunzhongqitahaizideshengming！”
yitingzheihua，linxiaoxiaotongkonglidangjishanguoyidaofennu。
huanqiguanzheizhongzuietaotian，danibudaodeshi，jingranyeyourenwangtashenshangniezao，jianzhitaikeele！
tahenkuaijiuxiangdaoleyigeren。
tuokouerchu：“kendingshita！”
“erxiaojie，shei？”daguanjiaganjinwendao。
“秦天羽！”
daguanjiameitoudangjizhouqi：“qinxiansheng？erxiaojie，nizenmehuaiyishiqinxiansheng？takeshiganggangjiuleninvera？”
linxiaoxiaoyaoyadao：“chuleta，hainengyoushei？wogangcaiqugongsi，baobiaobushishuo，talaiguolinjiaxiangwosuoyaotanverma？woshenmeshihouzhuatanverle？zheifenmingshitazaiyanxi！taxiangjiejijixuxianglinjiayaoqian！”
“lairen，genwoquzhaozheigetandewuyanderenzha！！！”
jiuzaizheishi，linxiaoxiaodemuqinchennianyaojicongcongdezouleguolai：“xiaoxiao，shiqinghaimeiyouchaqingchu，nibuyaochongdong。”
“ma，zheimemingxiandeyitu，nihaikanbuchulaima，chuleta，hainengyoushei？”
“wojuedeqinxianshengbushineizhongren。”
“ma，neishinizijijuede，congwodiyiyankandaota，wojiujuedetashigerenzha！woshenzhidouhuaiyi，tajiuxiaohehaiyoulingwaidedayinmou，tabeihouzuodezheixie，taikeele，wobixuqujiaoxuntayidun！”
linxiaoxiaozhijiedaizhebaobiaocongchennianyaoshenbianchuanguo。
“xiaoxiao，nitingmade，woburenweiqinxianshengshinishuodeneizhongren，niquzhaotawenshiqingkeyi，danzaizhenxiangmeiyouchaqingzhiqian，niyidingbuyaodongcudaren，zheishimaduinideyaoqiu！”
……
另一边。
qintianyuhaizaijiaojidexunzhaozijidenver。
conglinjiachulai，tajihupaobianlesuoyoudexiangzi。
zhongyu，tazaichuzuwulouxiadelajitongpangzhaodaolenver。
kandaonvershihunluopo，suozailajitongpangbutingdesesefadou，qintianyuwanbanxinteng，ganjinshenshoubanverloujinlehuaili。
“shibababuhao，babameiyoubaohuhaoni。”
“baba……nizhongyuhuilaile，huainvrenyoulaizhuawole……wo……haopa……”
zheigengrangqintianyujiandinglezhiqiandecaice，linxiaoxiaoguoranmeiyouyidianerdaoqiandechengyi！
budanbudaoqian，haixiangchentabuzai，daizoutadenver，zuoshanghaitanverdeshi！
jinjinshiweiletaobiyigedaoqian，tajiurucicanjuerenhuanle，pingshizheigenvrendeyouduoedu？
tabixurangzheigenvrenjitayigeshuofa！
qintianyuxintengdefumozhenverdetou：“biepa，babadainihuijia。”
qintianyubaozhenverhenkuaifanhuichuzuwu。
bangnvercashidiaolianshangdewuzi，youjinverhuanleyishenganjingdeyifuhou，takaishizuofan。
jiuzaizheishi，waimianxiangqileqiaomensheng。
qintianyumeitouyizhou，qishenqukaimen。
fangmendakai，zhijian，linxiaoxiaoyilianlengsedezhanzaimenkou，shenhougenzheyizhongbaobiao。
neiyike，qintianyuliansedangjibiandeyinleng，tazhengzhunbeijinverzuohaofanhou，quzhaolinxiaoxiaotaoyaoshuofani，meixiangdaotajingranqinzilaile，zheizhenghaojieshengletadeshijian！
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