minsudashidazaode《wangyouzhilufangmingxing，wobanshenmingjingquanwang》shiyibukourenxinxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaolinzhouwenxuelijingmonanhetiaozhan，fenqifankangxieeshilibingxunzhaozhenxiang。xiaoshuoyiqidiedangqifudeqingjiehelingrenjingtandeshijuexiaoguoerxiyinleguangdaduzhedeguanzhu。linzhouzijidouganjueyouxiejingya，qichuzaikandeshihou，tahaidangchengshirenwuzaiwancheng，keshikanzhekanzhe，suizheduizhongkuiyuefadeshenrulejie，tazhidao……。
cishi，zhibojiandegongpingshang。
danmuxiangjiaoyuzhiqianmilebushao。
“zhubozenmebantianyebushuohuaa？”
“jiushi，jiushi，zheijianyijinile，zenmeyebushuodianshenmea？”
“shibushirangzhubomofangzhongkuijizhubohehuile？”
“queshiyetingherende，zheiyanshenneishisheidougandema？”
“……”
linzhoujiangzheixiedanmuyisaoerguo，suihouxiaodao：“guanzhongpengyoumen，wobushibushuohua，ershizaisikaozenmeanzhaonimenshuodequyanzhongkui。”
“要不……”
“nimenjidianyijianhejianyi？”
“我应该怎么做？”
“zhibojianmingzinimenyekandaole，woshitingquanzhubo，gagatingquan。”
tazheihuashuowan，zhibojianyixiazigengrenaole。
“ehuo，zhubohaizhenyaoyanzhongkui？”
“6666，zhubozhentingquan，rangyanshenmejiuyanshenme，zaozhidaorangzhuboyangoule。”
“shenmexiangcunmanbazhileidedoukannile，zheixiazhijiechulailegeyaoyanshenxiande，youdiandongxi。”
“zhubo，jinikangetu【zhongkuixiang】.jpg，nijiuanzhaozheigezhengjiuwanshile。”
“neikebudui，zhongkuizaiwomendaxiadeliuchuandangzhongyouhenduogebanben，zheigezhongkuixiangxianranwojuedebingbushizuizhuliudebanben，yinggaixiang《zhongkuichuanlve》zhongjizaideneiyang：‘fuzhongkuizhe，xingzhongmingkui，guyouyongzhouzhongnanrenye，shengyuzhongnanerjuyuzhongnan，wenwuquanxiu，baotouhuanyan，tiemianqiubin，xiangmaoqiyi，toudairuanchiwushamao、shenchuanneihongyuanlingzhangmangpao、yaoshujinxiangyudai、jiaotaqiaotouzaoxie，shouchimingliangbaojian’，zheiyangcaidui。”
“loushangdelaoge，nishuodeshizheigebu？【zhongkuihuaxiang】.jpg，zheiwocong《zhongkuichuanlve》baxialaide。”
“bushi，zhenyanshenxianma？zheimeyongdema？zheishubushuyushixiedushenxianlea？”
“zhubo，woquannihaishibieyanzhongkuile，zhongkuibenjiushineizhonggangzhengbuadeshenxian，nizheiyaoshimaofandaozhongkui……zezeze。”
“yanzhongkuiyebushibuxing，zhubozantingquan，quanniquzhongkuimiaolizhibeiwenshen，xiangzhongkuiqingshiyixia。”
“haizhendequwenwen，wotingguoyigezhenrenzhenshi，yougebingguodehuajialaifushengxiangyaohuamazubenzi，yemeiwenmazutongmeitongyijiuhuale，houlaidangdirenzhidaozheijianshiquzhibeiwenmazu，jieguomazubutongyi，bingguohuajiameidanghuishier，jieguohuibingguodelushangchuanfanle，zhijieyansile，neigehuabenziranyeshichenluodahaimeiyouduiwaizhanshiguo。”
“ai？wohaoxiangtingguozheigeshiqing。”
“niubei，niubei，wangshangdedalaozhenduo，woyouwangshangxuedaozhishile。”
“……”
suizhedanmudebuduanpiaofei，linzhoukandaorenwuxitongmianbanshang，banyanyaoqiuneiyilandeneirongzaifeisudezengjiazhe。
【扮演任务：钟馗】
【banyanyaoqiu：1.buzhunxiedushenxian，banyanqianyaoxiangzhongkuiqingshi。2.fuzhuang（ruanchiwushamao、neihongyuanlingzhangmangpao、jinxiangyudai、qiaotouzaoxie，mingliangbaojian）。3.zhuangrong（baotouhuanyan，tiemianqiubin）。】
【扮演进度：0%】
linzhoujiang【zhongkuihuaxiang】.jpgzhijiebaocundaoleshouji。
就在这时。
“咚咚咚——”
yizhenlvexianjicudeqiaomenshengxiangqi。
“谁？”
“我！”
lianggezideduihuayijingzugouranglinzhoutingchulaishisheile。
kanzheyeyijingwanshangshidianduole，tadangjishuodao：“guanzhongpengyoumen，nimendeyijianhejianyiwodoukandaole，bingqieyedoujilulexialai，houxuzhibodeshihouwohuiyiyiweidajiachengxianchulai，rangdajiajianzhengzhongkuidedansheng，wozheibianhaiyoudianshi，jiuxianxiale。”
shuowan，linzhouduizhepingmuhuilehuishou，ranhouguandiaolezhibo。
yucitongshi，fangmenyijingbeizhanghesongjidakai。
congmenwaizoujinlaiyimingnanzi，genlinzhounianjixiangfang，yimiqiduodiandegezi，jingshou。
linzhouyihuodao：“laowang，nizenmezheigedianturanlaile？”
“linguo，oukannizhibodila。”
beichengzuolaowangdenanzijinlaiyemeikeqi，yi**zuozaishafashang，zhuantouyilianjingyahechayidekanzhelinzhouwendao：“buxiya，linguo，leizhenyaotingwangyoude，yanzhongkui？”
“woweixinshanggenlaowangshuoleyixia。”
zheishi，zhanghesongzaiyipangjieshileyixiajilinzhouting。
laowang，wangjiadong，shilinzhoudedaxuetongxue，zaidaxueligenlinzhouguanxihenhao，dangranle，tingtashuohuajiuzhidao，tabushilingangren，ershiguangshengren。
zhisuoyizailingang，shiyinweizheixiaozijialihenyoushili，laobazailingangkailehaojijiagongsi，tabiyezhihoujiugenzhelinzhouyiqihuidaolelingang，gengshijingchanggenzhelinzhouyiqigentadetongxuejuhui。
yaobushijintiantazijiagongsimang……
huayuankafeidianliyenenggoukandaotadeshenying。
一来二去的……
jiuhunjinlelinzhoudelingangshipengyouquanzi。
erqie，zhidaolinzhouzaizheilizudefangzi，tahaiteyizailoushangyezuleyijian，paolaigenlinzhouzuoqilelinju。
erzuoweizuinanfangdeguangshengren，wangjiadongduiyu“shen”zheiyangdegainiangengjiadeshenkehejingwei。
对于林舟要演神仙。
尤其……
haishizaisushidangzhongmingqihendadezhongkui，qiezhongkuiderenwuxinggeyourucidexianminghejuyouchongjili。
taxinlineishiyizhentutu。
congwaimianhuilaidaoxianzaijiumeipingjingxialaiguo！
linzhouzhidaowangjiadongzaidanxinshenme，xiaodao：“fangxinba，wotingwangyoudejianyi，mingtianzhenghaoshixiuxiri，daoshihouwojiuqushijiaofenghuangshan，neigeshanshangyougezhongkuimiao，woquzhengxunzhongkuidetongyi。”
“哦，介样啊……”
wangjiadongruoyousuosidedianlediantou，pingjinglebushao，suihoudao：“linguo，neiemingtiangenleiyiqia，zhenghaowoyequbaibaizhongkui。”
“xing，neimingtiannishunbianbangwozhiboba。”
“某问题。”
wangjiadongpailepaiyuexiongfu，yifubaozaiwoshenshangdeyangzi。
yipang，chenxinlianmangdao：“aiaiai，woyequ，woyequ，mingtianfanzhengyemeishenmeshi，yiqiba。”
“kao，nimendouqu，neiwobuqubujiuxiandebuhequnle？”
zhanghesongshizuitaoyanpashanzheileiyundongde，congtadetixingjiubunankanchulaizheidian，danzheihuiertahaishiyaotoudao：“suanle，suanle，woyequba，yegaiyundongyundongle。”
“neijiuyiqi，douqu。”
linzhouxiaolexiao，renduorenao，erqieshuobudinghainengbangshangshenmemang。
zheishi，zhanghesongturanxiangdaoleshenme，wendao：“linge，wangyoubushishuoleyidaduidejianyime，wokanneixiefuzhuangdaojushadedouhaihaoshuo，wufeijiushiqucaifengdianshenmedequdingzuo，quguwanchengliudaliuda，dannizheizhongkuidezhuang……zenmeshuo？nizongbunengzijihuaba？”
hua，taxiangxinlinzhoukendingshinenghuade，dantabuxiangxinlinzhounenggouhuadehao。
yanzhongkui，zuizhongyaodejiushizheigezhuang！
zhuanghuadexiangjibenshangjiuchengle。
fuzhuangdaojuneidoushijinshangtianhuadedongxibale。
linzhoushuangshouzaishoujishangkuaisuqiaojilejixiazhihou，zheicaizhuantoukanxiangzhanghesong，dao：“fuzhuangdaojuzheixie，kankanmingtianquzhongkuimiaozhiqianzaishilizhuanzhuan，doujizhibanqiquanle。”
“zhiyuzheigezhongkuidezhuang……”
shuodaozheili，tahuanglehuangshoulideshouji：“zheigewozaojiuxiangdaole，yijingzailianxiyigegaoshoubangmangle。”
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