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woyuzhizhanglaogongyiqibaiguangjiayeyiqikourenxinxiandeqingjiehedutedefenggeerbeishouzanyu，youdangqiguanriyuejingxindazao。gushizhong，dongdongmofandonglinhuixianruleyigechongmanweixianhemitideshijie，bixujiezhuzishendeyongqihezhihuicainengjiekaiqizhongdemituan。dongdongmofandonglinhuibujinmianduizhewaibudedirenhekaoyan，haiyaozhimianneixindezhengzhahemimang。tongguonuliyuyongwangzhiqian，dongdongmofandonglinhuizhujianzhaodaoledaan，bingcongzhongdedaolechengzhangheqishi。xiangzhanmanyouwudemobu，zaiwojiebaidehunshashangsiwujidandiyouzou。tayadishengyin，yongzhiyouwonengtingdaodeyinliangweixie：“jiaguoqujiujilaozianfendian，mojiajide……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。

精彩章节

fuqinqushidedisantian，muqinbianjiaruhaomen，dangqilexianqiliangmu。gangjinmendediyitian，

gegejingrantoukanwohuanyifu。mamafanduiwomadao“siyatou，chaochaosha，zhenshibaiyangnile，

kankannengdiaoroua”congciwobianxiangjinbanfaduozhejiangjiarenhemuqin，

meixiangdaotamenjuranrangwoqujiajiduitoudezhizhangerzi。bingzaixinhunhuimenneitian，weizaowoshoubulequru，

tiaolouzisha。“laogonga，zheimetuitaxiaquhuibuhuibeihuaiyia”“huaiyigepi，

sheidouzhidaotahunlishangbeimadeduonanting，youjialegeshazi”jianghailengmozhekanzhelouxiazhitiniuqudewo。

“sheinenghuaiyidangmadenengshazijiguinv，xiwangzheibipeichangnengbangwomenjiangjiaduguonanguan，

niyesuanmeibaisi”“duidui，nveranikebieguaimaa，woyeshihenaihenainide，zhishiweilejiangjia。。。。

。。”zaiyizhengyan，wohuidaolehunlidangtian“xianzai，qingxinlangxinniangjiaohuanjiezhi！

”1woyumojianeigechishajichengren，mofandongdehunli。muqinlinhuijinjinwanzhewodeshou，

lidaodadejihuyaoniesuiwodegutou。taduizhetaixiadebinke，yongshoupacashizhegenbenbucunzaideyanlei，

shengyingengyan：“womenjiawanwanmingkua，congxiaojiudongshi，meixiangdao……ai……”kewokandefenming，

tadichuideyanmouli，manshiyayibuzhudedeyihesuanji。shence，jifujianghaineishuanghunzhuodeyanjing，

xiangzhanmanyouwudemobu，zaiwojiebaidehunshashangsiwujidandiyouzou。tayadishengyin，

yongzhiyouwonengtingdaodeyinliangweixie：“jiaguoqujiujilaozianfendian，mojiajidecaili，yifendoubunengshao。

buran，younihaoguozichi！”wochuizheyan，zhangzhangdejiemaoyangaizhumoudifanyongdebinglenghenyi。anfen？qianshi，

wojiushitaianfenle。weilenimenkouzhongde“jiazu”，wonilaishunshou，shoujinquru。kenimenni？

zhaganwosuoyoujiazhihou，jiuyinweimojiayibijuedepeichangjin，bianjiangwoconggaoloutuixia，

weizhuangchengwo“bukanshouru，tiaolouzisha”dejiaxiang。zheiyishi，wohuilaile。nimenqianwode，

wohuilianbendailiditaohuilai！“xinlang，keyiweinidexinniangdaishangjiezhile。

”siyixiaozhejiangjiezhidijilunyishangdemofandong。mofandongchuanzheyishenangguidedingzhixizhuang，

queyijiuyangaibuzhutachishademoyang。taliuzhekoushui，yanshenhuansan，jieguoneimeigezidandadezuanjie，

kanyebukan，jiuzhijiedangtangguoyiyangwangzuilisai。“hahaha！”quanchangbaofachuleimingbandehongxiao。

jixiongjiangchenxiaodezuidasheng，tazhizhetaishangdewomen，duishenbianderengaoshengrangrang：“nimenkan！shazipeiqifu，

jianzhishitianshengyiduia！”“jiushi，jiangjiada**zuihoujialegeshazi。”“haibushitazijibujiandian，

tingshuozaiguowaisishenghuoluandehen，beigaodaleduzicaihuiliuliuhuilaide。”wuyanhuiyuxiangwushugencuiledudezhen，

mimimamadizhazaiwoxinshang。qianshidewo，zaizheiyike，zhijuedetianbengdilie，henbudedangchangsiqu。ercike，

wodexinzangqueyipianbingleng，henyirutongshenhaidexuanwo，fantengbuxiu。wohuanhuantaiqitou，

yibubuzouxianglunyishangdemofandong。zaisuoyourenkanhaoxidemuguangzhong，wodunxiashen。shenchushou，

dongzuoqingroudicongtazhanmankoushuidezuili，“kou”chuleneimeijiezhi。meiyoubanfenxiane。wonaqizhijin，

yidiandiancaganjiezhishangdekoushui。yecaganjingletabuduanwangxialiudezuijiao。ranhou，wowozhutarouruanwulideshou，

jiangneimeishuodadezuanjie，wenwenditaozailetadewumingzhishang。jiezhe，wonaqilingyizhinanshijiezhi，yindaozheta，

weiwozijidaishang。zhenggeguocheng，wodedongzuowenrouerjianding，fangfozaiduidaiyijianxishizhenbao。

quanchangdehongxiaoshengjianjianpingxi，querdaizhuangdeshiyizhongguiyidejijing。suoyourendoubeiwozheifancaozuojingdaile。

wocoudaotaerbian，yongzhiyouwomenlianggerennengtingdaodeshengyin。yiziyijudishuo：“biepa，yihoujiezhaozheni。

”huayinluoxiadeshunjian，mofandongdeshentimengdijiangyingleyishun。suirantahenkuaijiuhuifuleneichishadexiaorong，

tahuansandetongkong。zaineiyike，zhouranjinsuo。wodexin，weiweiyidong。hunyanzaiyizhongguguaidefenweizhongjieshu。

huimojiazhuangyuandecheshang，shoujizhendongleyixia。shiwomalinhuifalaidexinxi。“wanwan，mingwanjidehuimen，

wohenibayouzhongyaodeshihenishuo。”wokanzhechuangwaifeisudaotuideyejing，zuijiaogouqiyimobinglengdehudu。

zhongyaodeshi？shia，henzhongyao。qianshi，wojiushizheiyangmanhuaiweiqudihuileniangjia，

ranhoubeinimenyizuoyiyoudi“chanfu”daotiantai。nimenkuzheshuoduibuqiwo。ranhou，zaiwocuoedemuguangzhong，

jiangwofenlituilexiaqu。wozhijianbingliang，dazihuifu：“ma，mojiaguijuda，xinhundiyitian，buranghuiqu。

”huiqu？huiqukannimenzhuoliedebiaoyanma？bu。zheiyici，gaikanxideren，shiwo。

2mojiadezhuangyuandadejingren，qichekailezuzuwufenzhongcaidaozhuzhaimenkou。guanjiashigewushiduosuidezhongniannanren，

biaoqingyansu，bugouyanxiao。tazhihuizheyongrenjiangmofandongtuijinyijianzhuangxiushehuadanhaowushengqidefangjian，

ranhouzhuanxiangwo：“shaofuren，zheilijiushininheshaoyedehunfang。shaoyeshentibuhao，xuyaozaodianxiuxi，

ninyeqingzibian。”shuowan，tabiandaizheyongrentuilechuqu，shunshouguanshanglemen。judadefangjianli，

zhishengxiawohelunyishanghaizailiukoushuidemofandong。wodaliangzhezheige“laolong”，shenxiyikouqi。

fuchoudediyibu，jiushiyaozaizheilizhanwenjiaogen。wotuoxiachenzhongdehunsha，zoujinyushi，

tongtongkuaikuaidixilegereshuizao。jiangqianshijinshengdehuiqidouchongshuaganjing。dangwoguozheyupaochulaishi，

mofandonghaiweichizheyuanlaidezishi。zhishitouwaixiangyibian，sihushuizhele。wojitayeleyebeijiao，

zhihoujingzhizouxiangdachuang。benboleyitian，wozaoyijinpilijin。jiuzaiwojijiangtangxiadeshihou，

fangmenwaituranchuanlaiyizhencaozadejiaobushenghejiaomasheng。“nimenjiwogunkai！woshitage！

wolaikankanwomeimeizenmele？”shijiangchendeshengyin！woxinliyichen，taxiangganshenme？“peng！

”fangmenbeicubaodizhuangkai。jiangchendaizhelianggebaobiaomoyangdezhuanghan，chuanglejinlai。takandaowozhichuanzheyupao，

yanjinglilikebengfachutanlanyouedudeguang。“yo，meimei，zheijiuheshazitangyizhangchuangle？niyetaibutiaoleba？

”tashenhoudebaobiaoheiheidiyinxiaoqilai。“jiangchen！nijiwogunchuqu！”wolishenghedao，

xiayishidizhuajinleyupaodelingkou。“gun？”jiangchenfangfotingdaoletiandadexiaohua，“hanyueyue，

nizhuangshenmeqinggao？laozijintianjiushilai‘guanxin’nide！panibeizheishaziqifule，tedilaidainizou！

”taduitadebaobiaoshilegeyanse：“hailengzheganshenme？bawomeimei‘qing’chulai！

”lianggezhuanghanlikechaowobijin。wojianjiaoyisheng，xiayishidijiuwanglunyidefangxiangduo。

jiuzaineilianggezhuanghandeshoujijiangpengdaowodeshunjian。yuanben“shuizhe”demofandongturanxiangbeijingxingdeyeshou，

mengdi“fafeng”le！tahuiwuzheshuangbei，zhenggerenzailunyishangfengkuangdiniudong。

tadeyizhishoubeizaikongzhonghuluanhuiwu，saodaolezhuoshangdeyigegudonghuaping。“kuangdang！”huapingyingshengluodi，

zaijiangchendejiaobiansuichengyidicipian。yipianfenglidesuipiandanqi，bupianbuyidihuapoletadexiaotui。“a——！

”jiangchenbaozhexiaotui，tengdeaoaozhijiao。xianxueshunjianranhongletadexizhuangku。hunluanzhong，wodexintiaodefeikuai，

quelaibujiduoxiang。likexijingshangshen，yigejianbuchongshangqian，“hu”zaimofandongshenqian。

woduizhebaozhetuicanjiaodejiangchen。daizhekuqiangdahan：“ge！nibieheta！tabushiguyide！nibieguolaia！

”wozhuanxiangneilianggebeihezhudebaobiao。kudelihuadaiyu：“nimenkuaidaiwogezouba！wozhangfuyoubing，

shoubule**de！”wodekuhanshengyinlailelouxiadeguanjiahezhuangyuandebaobiao。guanjiakandaoyipianlangjie，

yijituishangliuxuedejiangchen，lianseshunjianbiandetieqing。“jiangxiansheng，nijinggansichuangzhurendefangjian，

haijinghedaolewomenshaoye！”guanjiadeshengyinlidaizheburongzhihuideweiyan。jiangchenyoutongyounu，

zhizhewomadao：**！”wokudegengshangxinle，shentisesefadou，“ge，

nizenmenengzheimeshuowo……”mofandongzhuaqishenbiandetaideng，xiangshifafengdeshizi。jiangwohuzaishenhou，

duizhejiangchenhuiwu，“zou。。。zou。。。huaidan。。。dajiejie”guanjiaxianranmingbaimofandongdeyisi，

duizheshenhoudebaobiaoyihuishou“batamenjiwohongchuqu！mojiabuhuanyingzheizhongren！”jiangchentoujibuchengshibami，

beijigegaodadebaobiaoliantuodaizhuaidijialechuqu，。womanmanzhiqishen，huishenkanxiangshenqiandemofandong。

tayijiushineifuzhuangzuoxionghendeyangzi，zuijiaohaiguazhejingyingdekoushui，

tashizaiyongyizhongjinhu“zhuduiyou”defangshi，baohuwo。tazheigeyangzi，

rangwodexindiyongqiyiguyiyangdenuanliu。“haole，huairenzoule，

guaididihejiejieshuijueba”mofandongzhizheziji“dongdong”，

woyexuezhetazhizhiziji“yueyue”3diertianyizao，yongrensonglaizaocan，shijingzhidexiajiaoheyanwozhou。

dongdongyijiuyongshouzhuazhechi，nongdemanlianmanshoudoushi。kewofaxian，zaitaditouzhuashiwudejianxi，

taneishuangyuanbenhuansandemouzi，ouerhuifeikuaidijujiao，shanguoyisiqingming。suiranzhishiyishunjian，

danwobuzhuodaole。chiwanzaocan，yigekanqilaiyouxiekebodenvyonglaishoushiwankuai。takandaoyipianlangjiedezhuomian，

likepiezhezui，“shaofuren，zenmeyebuzhidaoguanguanshaoye？zheinongdegenzhuquanyiyang，zenmeshoushi？”qianshi，

womeishaoshouzheixiexiarendexianqi。tamenkandongdongshigeshazi，erwozheixinniangyoubudeshi，bianbianzhefadidiaonanwo。

wozhengyaokaikou，zuozaiyipangdedongdongturanhaowuzhengzhaodishenshou。

jiangtamianqianshengxiadexiaobanbeiniunai“buxiaoxin”dafanle。niunaipoleneigenvyongyishen，

baisedeyetishunzhezhifuwangxialiu，langbeibukan。“a！”nvyongjianjiaoqilai。

dongdongquexiangshizuoleshenmehaowandeshiqing，paizheshou“gege”dishaxiao。woqiangrenzhexiaoyi，duineinvyongshuo。

“zhenduibuqia，tabushiguyide，nizijicacaba。”nvyongkanzhezijishenshangniannideniunai，

youkankanchishaxiaozhedemofandong。gannubuganyan，zhinengfenfendidenglewoyiyan，zhuanshenpaolechuqu。kankandongdong，

“youxiangbangjiejiechuqishibushi”。dongdongyebuzhitingmeitingdong，heiheidexiaozhe，haishigexiaonuannan。

yaobushishadejiuhaole。guolejitian，mojiadeershu，mokang，yizhijiyumojiacaichandenanren，dengmenle。

tazoujinmen，xuhanwennuanlejiju，biannachuyifenwenjian，fangzaimofandongmianqiandezhuozishang。“fandonga，

zheishiershujinizhunbeideliwu，nikankanxibuxihuan？zhiyaozaizheiliqiangezi，

yihoujiuyouhuabuwandetangguochile。”taxunxunshanyou，jiangyizhibisaijinmofandongshouli。woyiyanjiurenchu，

neishimokangyonglaipianmofandongqianxiadeguquan**xieyi！woxintouyijin，zhengxiangzheruhezuzhi。

jiujiaoleyisheng“dongdong，gaichiyaole，jinzaoganmaoyouyanzhongle”！dongdongqueturanzhoulezhoubizi，

daleyigejingtiandongdidepenti。“ati——！”yituonongchoudebiti，bupianbuyi，

zhenghaopenzailewenjianxuyaoqianzideneiyiyeshang。tahaixianbugou，shenchuyouhuhudeshou，zhuaqineiyezhi，

huluandimoleyiba。shunjian，neifenjingxinzhunbeidexianjingwenjian，jiubianchengleyizhangzhanmanbitiheyouwudefeizhi。

“ni！”mokangqideliandoulvle，zhizhemofandongdeshouzhidouzaifadou。woquexiangshimeikandaotadefennu，

likechouchuzhijin，yibianbangmofandongcashoucalian。yibianroushengxiyudidaoqian：“ershu，zhenduibuqi，

ayuantabudongshi，ninbiegentayibanjianshi。”mokangkanzheneizhangexindefeizhi，

zaikankanwozhei“xianhui”demoyang。yikouqiduzaixiongkou，shangbulaixiabuqu，zuihouzhinengheizhelian，xingxingliqu。

woyibianshoushifangjian，yibianwuyidiziyanziyu：“woneigehaomamahejifu，pianwohuimenbucheng。

rangjiangchenshangmen，youbeidanghuiqu，xiayibujihuahuishishenmeni？huibuhuiduidongdongxiashouni？”wokanxiangdongdong。

dongdongquezhishizuozailunyishang，chichidibainongzheyigemofang。zuilifachuwuyiyide“bada”sheng，

fangfogenbenmeitingdaowodehua。dongdonghewozhendehenxiang，kenengtagengkuaileba，zheijitiandexiangchu，

wofaxiantashizhendehenzaihuwodeganshou。meitianzaoshangshuixing，tadoupazaichuangdeyijiao。xiangzhishoushangdexiaoshou，

qishitashipayingxiangdaowoshuijue。jianghaitamenni，xiangjinfangfadezhanwobianyi。youxiangqijiangchenneiwanlai，

dongdongjiangwohuzaishenhoudeyangzi，hejiangjianeiduifuzibiqilai，dongdonggengxianggenanren。ai，

zhenkexi,benlaidongdongyetingshuaide，worenbuzhushuo“dongdong，

niyaobushagaiduohao”dongdongbuzhitingmeitingdongdeshaxiaozhe。wotuoxiashenshangdeyifu，zouxiangyushi。

wofangfotingjianshenhouyouyishenghoulongtunyandeshengyin。“liuxuele，nizenmeledongdong，

kuailairena”dongdongzhengzuozaichuangshang，biziyigugudexiangwailiuxue，lianxuebaidechuangdanyeyinhongleyikuai。

hanlexujiuyemeiyourenlai，woganjinjidongdongchuli，zhizhulexue。youjiangchuangdanjiandanqinglile，fangzaiyushi。

zheishi，louxiaguanjiahandao：shaoye，shaonainai，laotaiyeheeryelaile。“dongdong，yeyenainailaile，

womenkuaixialouba”zoudaoketingkanjianmojiadedongdongdeyeyemoshaoqunhenainaizuozaiketing，

ershuzaipangbianzhanzhepeiliao。yeyekandaodongdongyanzhongmanshiciai“dongdonga，kuairangyeyekankan，zenmeyangle，

ganjuezouluyouqianglediana”“yeye，dongdongyizhijianchizouni，wotiantianpeizhe”yeyengleyishengmeishuohua，

nainaituranshuo“yueyuea，tingshuojiehundangtian，nineigegegejiulainaolai，jidongdonghehuaile，

zenmehuishia”wohaimeijieshi，dongdongjiushuo“huairen。。。dajiejie，。。woda。。

huairen”yeyexiaoxiao“haha，womendongdonghuidahuairenlea，zhenlihai，aiai，dongdongbunengjiuyeyehuzi，

meijigenle，meijigenle”nainaiduanqichabei，heleyikouyouwen“qianliangtianniershulai，

nihaijiniershuganzoule，liankoushuidoumeiguan，nizheizuodeye。。。pei。pei。。pei。。。