zhurengongjiaoqintaolitiezhudexiaoshuojiaozuo《wozhenbushizhengjingren》，tadezuozheshixuanzhuanmogumuousuobianxiededoushishenghuoleixingdexiaoshuo，wenzhongdeaiqinggushiqimeierchunjie，wenbijijia，shilituijian。xiaoshuojingcaiduanluoshidu：yulequannishiliu，yidaichadaokuangmo，liuxingjiedewanezhiyuan——litiezhu，chudaoyuyidangguominyinlexuanxiujiemu。...
【zhuxianrenwu：yiquanyuanchuanggequcanjia《chaojihaoshengyin》，bingjinruqianshi，jiangli20dianzhili】
“congmingtianqizuoyigebuzhengjingderen。”
litiezhuyijingzhidaolezijijiexialaiyaozuoshenme，changgebei，dangmingxingchuchangpianshangzongyishenmede。zongzhi，youdianwuliaodeyangzi，kendingmeiyoubanzhuanlaidechongshi。
【xinshoulibao，suzhuhuode“duitianduididuikongqi”jineng，zhu：zheishibeidongjineng】
什么鬼啊?
dengdeng，naoguazigengbugouyongle，youdianzhuanbuguolai，wolvyilv……a，e……
5dianzhilizhi，huanlegeshenmemeiluanyongdewanyier?
duiyuxitongsizikouchuzhishangdiandexingwei，litiezhuhaowufankangzhili，xitongbangdinglejiubukenengtuichu，weiyidebanfa，zhinengnulizhuanzhishangdianle。
tangzaichuangshang，litiezhuzaishuxizhexitong，yinweizhishanghuapo，daozhitadexinxichulinenglihesududougengdileyiceng。haojiu，tacaifaxianzaitadeshuxingxia，yousantiaorenwuxian，fenbieshi：
音乐成就：2点。
综艺成就：1点。
影视成就：0点。
备注：
meiyigelingyu，dadaoyidingchengjiuzhi，biankehuodexiangyingdechengjiuxunzhanghejiangli，jianglibaohandanbujinxianyuzhishangdian。
100diankehuode“chuchumaolu”xunzhanghexiangyingjiangli。
300diankehuode“zhanlutoujiao”xunzhanghexiangyingjiangli。
1000diankehuode“xiaoyouchengjiu”xunzhanghexiangyingjiangli。
3000diankehuode“daxianshenshou”xunzhanghexiangyingjiangli。
10000diankehuode……
chulechangge，haiyouzongyiheyingshi?zheishiyaohunchengquannengmingxingma?yetainanleba?
changleyishouyuanchuanggequ，jingrancai2dianchengjiuzhi?
buguo，zongyijingranyou1dianchengjiuzhi?
yangeshuoqilai《chaojihaoshengyin》yeshiyidangzongyijiemu，youzongyichengjiushiyinggaide。
youkanlekanxitongshangchenglideyixiegequjiage，litiezhunaoguaziwengwengdeteng。
yishougezuidi5dianzhishangdian。
我特么买不起啊!
turanlitiezhuyoudianhaipa，huibuhui，zijihaimeijinqian10ni，zhishangjiudiaodaodaxingxingjibiele?daoshihou，bieshuoxitongle，zhenggerendougaobiezixingchele。
litiezhuyuexiang，naoqiaojiuyuemihu，jianghuyiyang，henkuaitajiuchenchendishuizhele。
congmingrencaishimian，shazideshuimianzhiliangdubutianxia。
……
yeyijingshenle，wangluoshangqueyuefahuoyueqilai，bijingshizhoumo，laozimingtianbushangban。
《chaojihaoshengyin》diliujidediyitianhaixuan，liudasaiqutongshijinxing，congzaoshang10diandaoxiawu6dian，qudeyuanmanchenggong，shoushilvdiyi。
quanguotongguodianshi、diannao、shoujishoukanzhibodeguanzhongrenshu，tupole2.4yi，biqianjijiehaiduo，haoduorendoushijigesaiqulaihuiqiezhekande。
meiyinian，《chaojihaoshengyin》douhuixianqiyigufengchao。
jinnianyeyiyang，jiemujingcaideshunjian，chengweilewangshangderedianhuati，congweibodaodouyinjihudoushihaoshengyinxuanshoushuaping。
zhongbusaiqudemingeshaonv，changmengpingweishunlijinji。
dongbusaiqujingxianshengshimeiyan，xiaozhenshenxianyanzhiquanfenwushu。
nanbusaiquyaogunxiaotaimei，yiquduodesizhangpasska。
beibusaiqudeyansangdashu，danghongnvxinglunweimimei!
xibusaiqu……zhengjingrensheichanggea?
啥?
yigegesaiquderediankanguolai，wangyoumendahuguoyin，zhidaoxibusaiqudechuxian，haoxianghunruleshenmeqiguaidedongxi。
zheigeshipindebofanglianghedianzanliang，jingranyuanchaoqitasaiqudejiaojiaozhe，jiejinliangbeidechaju。
500万点赞?
shipinbuduan，zhengzhengqifenduozhong。
怎么会这么长?
qitasaiqujiusuanchangwanjiadianping，yebuguocaiwufenduozhong。tashichanggehaishishuoxiangsheng?
diankaishipin，wa!layanjing!
qianmianliangfenzhong，mingongdabandenanhaizigenyigexiaopangzijiudangledamingxinghouyangbuyangzhudewenti，jinxingleshenrutantao。
这……是哈麻皮吧?
xibusaiqudiyitianhaixuanmeiyouchuxianchangdehaode?yanzhigaode?
zhongjianliangfenzhong，gengshiqipa，juranrangguominnvshenlengbajininabinggun?niyanaozibeilvtilema?
changdeshenmewanyiera?guikulanghaode。
chenbosonghairangneitubaoziduchang?
有黑幕吧?
jiusuanhaixuanyouheimu，danweishenmezheishipindianzanhuizheimegao?dajiadouxialema?
不对。
weishenmeshichangyuanchuanggequ?nigetugou，nirenshiwuxianpuma?jiuganxiege，niteme……
嗯!
真香!!
zheishouge……yetaidaiganleba?
而且是原创!
yushi，litiezhuhaixuanshipin，chengleweibotoutiaohedouyinbaokuanremen，yiyezhijianxijuanquanguo。
jihusuoyouguanzhuzheidangjiemuderen，douzhidaolexibusaiquyougezhengjingge，tayanchangleyishouchaojihaotingdeyuanchuanggequ《xiangwozheiyangderen》。
yushi，tazaiwangshanghuole。
wulunshilitiezhudechuanzhe、tantuhaishiqizhi，shenzhiliantademingzi，doushihenlaotude，biaozhunnongcunrenmingongfaner。
zaicizhiqian，haicongmeiyouyigeruci“jiediqi”deyiren。
物以稀为贵?
wangshangyouneimeyiqunren，shifentuichongzhengjingge。jinjinshilaigexiaoshideshijian，jiuchenglileyigeshuliangbuxiaodefensituanti，tiannandibeinaderendouyou，doushizhengjinggedekuangrefen。
tamenhaijizheigefensituanquleyigexiangliangdemingzi——zhengjingtuanhuo。
嗯，一听就不正经。
shenzhi，tamenhailuozhenglichule《zhengjinggeyulu》he《zhengjinggeneixieshier》。
《zhengjinggeyulu》zuichucaideshineiju“zhengjingrensheichanggea?”
《zhengjinggeneixieshier》zuirangrenpaianjiaojuedeshi，zhengjinggeranglengbabangtanabinggun，bingyiduhuaiyiduifangtouchi。
听听，看看。
zheishirengandeshier?qiangdoubufujiufuta!
shenzhi，lianbushaoyunyingtuanduidouzaitongxiaodadandeyanjiuzhengjinggedeyunyingsilu，jianzhilingyangguajiaodiaozuanzhiji!tamenhaobuhuaiyi，suoweide“zhengjingge”shigaoshuipingtuanduichaochulaide。
buran，nayouneimeqiao?nayouneimeqiang?
chuleweibohedouyinzhiwai，jiulianqieweilaizhixingredubang，yemeiyoutaoguozheiyiboremen。
buzhidaoshei，zaibangdanshangjianleyigexinbiaoqian：
正经哥。
zaizhengjingtuanhuoherexinwangmindetuibozhulanzhixia，zhengjinggeyiyezhijianshouhuolesanbaiduowanxiaohongxin。
居然冲进了前十。
yizhiyu，yuanbenpaimingdishideguominmeishaonianxiaozhenbeishuadaoleshimingzhihou，doushitongyijiemudexuanshou，xiangjianhetaiji?xiaozhendefensimennuhuozhongshao，youzuzhididuizheimingturanmaochulaideduishou，zhankaileqiangshidegongji。
zhengjinggeyeyoubushaofensi，yushi，darezhihou，yichangdazhanyoukaishile。
“xingzhengde，nisidingle!”
“ganhuaqianmairesou，dayawojiazhenzhen，renzha!”
“wei，loushangdehanpi，renjiabuxingzheng。”
“wocao!xiaozhendefensidoushihamapima?”
“是的呢。”
“zhengjinggeshirenjiadechuohao，zhenmingbujiaozheige。”
“真名叫啥?”
“不知道……”
“woqu，zheiqunshuijunlianzhuzijiaoshadoubuzhidao，jiuganlaipenwojiazhangzhang，zuojiayetaimingxianleba。”
“neigezhengjingtuanhuoyikanjiushishuijun!”
“suiranbuzhidaozhengjinggejiaosha，danwomenshizhenfen!”
“zhengjinggeqichangliangmisan!”
“wojiaxiaozhenchanggongtianxiadiyi!!!”
“zhengjingrensheichanggea?”
“噗……”
neimewentilaile，suoyouxihuanzhengjinggederen，doubuzhidaotajiaoshenmemingzi，kuangredezhengjingtuanhuoyebuzhidao。
妻子挪用八千万给白月光，我亮出千亿身家
zuozhe：xianzhuanyigexiaomubiaozaishuo
栏目：都市
妻子为私教怀三胞胎，我反手送他坐牢
作者：燕云十八嘤
栏目：都市
妻子转走五百万，我让她净身出户背债三千万
zuozhe：buzhuanyigeyibushoushou
栏目：都市
她死后，朋友圈更新了
作者：超爱苏打水
栏目：都市
婚前庆祝，竟是她与闺蜜三人狂欢
作者：代天之手
栏目：都市
我净身出户那天她疯狂嘲笑，后来我开豪车她捡垃圾
作者：月满重楼
栏目：都市
